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Erehwon Rorschach
Salvation Army.
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:00:00 -
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Edited by: Erehwon Rorschach on 31/10/2009 17:07:40
Ok so nows the time to throw in your best chat up lines, either tried a tested or just ones you think are good so fire away:
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.
I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and pray we dont multiply?
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:02:00 -
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Edited by: Blane Xero on 31/10/2009 17:02:51
You may want to chose a better Example for the topic title. I refuse to believe I am the only person who thought of the wrong "loli"
And you messed up the math one, its "and pray we don't multiply" 
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Haruhiist since December 2008
 Originally by: CCP Fallout
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Bestofworst
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:04:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Edited by: Blane Xero on 31/10/2009 17:02:51
You may want to chose a better Example for the topic title. I refuse to believe I am the only person who thought of the wrong "loli"
And you messed up the math one, its "and pray we don't multiply"
*closes his HF tab*
MMhhmm, yes, indeed, wrong example, bad bad.
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:10:00 -
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Much, much better. I heartily approve of that chat up method by the way.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Much, much better. I heartily approve of that chat up method by the way.
Indeed. MUCH better opening line.
OHGODS BELOW THIS LINE IS MY SIG !!!! SRSLY!
Blane Xero > Lance is at -0.9 sec status with a 1 million bounty. Lance is also amarrian. Thats 3 evil points |
Irida Mershkov
Gallente
Black Marsh X
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: Erehwon Rorschach
Edited by: Erehwon Rorschach on 31/10/2009 17:07:40
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.
That is god damn awful.
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Erehwon Rorschach
Salvation Army.
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:26:00 -
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thats the point lol
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JitaBum
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.10.31 17:54:00 -
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Hell, you've got huge boobs
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Teetxe
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Posted - 2009.10.31 18:23:00 -
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You'll do.
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Akita T
Caldari
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.10.31 18:37:00 -
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Nice shoes, wanna' f**k ?
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Heavens Gate Consortium
Distant Drums
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Posted - 2009.10.31 19:27:00 -
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"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"
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Denny Haze
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.10.31 19:37:00 -
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Nerdy: Wanna go to my castle, and level up?
There was one about seeing yourself in her pants...
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Cys Root
Gallente
Onefix RD
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Posted - 2009.10.31 20:57:00 -
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"It's not going to suck itself"
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Erehwon Rorschach
Salvation Army.
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: Denny Haze
Nerdy: Wanna go to my castle, and level up?
There was one about seeing yourself in her pants...
yea thats ummm, is that a mirror in your pocket? cos i can see myself in your pants
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Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:05:00 -
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Originally by: Foodpimp
They use a coffee filter, that explains everything you need to know really 
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Clever.
OHGODS BELOW THIS LINE IS MY SIG !!!! SRSLY!
Blane Xero > Lance is at -0.9 sec status with a 1 million bounty. Lance is also amarrian. Thats 3 evil points |
Adyriana
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:39:00 -
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Who need flirting lines when you got rohypnol?
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Bestofworst
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:41:00 -
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How YOU doing?
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JitaBum
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.10.31 21:43:00 -
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Originally by: Cys Root
"It's not going to suck itself"
ace
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Heavens Gate Consortium
Distant Drums
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Posted - 2009.10.31 22:02:00 -
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Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Ooooh logic traps. Truly the way to a woman's heart.
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Erehwon Rorschach
Salvation Army.
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Posted - 2009.10.31 22:03:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly
Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Ooooh logic traps. Truly the way to a woman's heart.
harsh but i bet it would work on a semi drunk woman = instant win lol
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.10.31 22:09:00 -
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baby do you have a derivative, because I want to get tangent to your curves |
Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.10.31 22:22:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly
Ooooh logic traps. Truly the way to a woman's heart.
When you put it that way, it doesn't seems that plausible
Originally by: Foodpimp
They use a coffee filter, that explains everything you need to know really
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Cyndre Valryssian
TEMPLAR.
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Posted - 2009.10.31 23:08:00 -
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Bit risky but if the girl has a drink with ice and you are quick, take out some ice drop it on the floor and step on it followed by "So now I've broken the ice can I buy you another drink?"
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Lui Kai
Better Than You
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Posted - 2009.10.31 23:18:00 -
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.10.31 23:24:00 -
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Hi 
Originally by: Hamshoe
Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining.
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dr doooo
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.11.01 00:09:00 -
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Do guys really still use corny 70's chat up lines? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in the UK afaik women will maybe tolerate chat up lines if they like you, but your chances are much better with a bit of honesty.
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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.01 05:21:00 -
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my all time fav ... bloke "you like precious things ? bint " yup " bloke " well suck me nob its a gem"
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MaxxOmega
Caldari
Wrong Indeed
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Posted - 2009.11.01 05:21:00 -
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Originally by: dr doooo
Do guys really still use corny 70's chat up lines? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in the UK afaik women will maybe tolerate chat up lines if they like you, but your chances are much better with a bit of honesty.
Agreed. But I discovered lines like "Gads you're ugly but you probably could use a banging." don't go over well...
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Heavens Gate Consortium
Distant Drums
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Posted - 2009.11.01 09:40:00 -
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Originally by: dr doooo
Do guys really still use corny 70's chat up lines? Maybe it's a cultural thing, but in the UK afaik women will maybe tolerate chat up lines if they like you, but your chances are much better with a bit of honesty.
No, we don't use chat up lines. That's why we have an entire thread mocking the concept.
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Erehwon Rorschach
Salvation Army.
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Posted - 2009.11.01 11:31:00 -
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hey i use em, normally im far to drunk to rem what they were. I have a friend who used some really bad ones but he cant rememeber which one actually got him the woman that night lol
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karma militia
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Posted - 2009.11.01 12:54:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Nice shoes, wanna' f**k ?
This.
Originally by: Corwain
The human race is going extinct soon and you all ****ing deserve it.
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Balrog Moria
Caldari
ENTRUST CORP
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Posted - 2009.11.03 01:53:00 -
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Originally by: karma militia
Originally by: Akita T
Nice shoes, wanna' f**k ?
This.
confirmed works more than you would think 
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Xen Gin
Silurian Operations
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Posted - 2009.11.03 04:39:00 -
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Edited by: Xen Gin on 03/11/2009 04:38:46
I had a story told to me by my friend, about this girl who was hitting on him in a club. She came over and asked if he wanted to enjoy her. His flat reply was, in five more pints. She duly decked him in the face.
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Genghis Kitty
Hello Kitty Online Adventurers
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Posted - 2009.11.03 08:21:00 -
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The most comedy line I've heard also has the come back from a woman ...
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
(Seriously, chat up lines are crap. If you've got the balls to try so corny, I remember reading about some guy who bedded hundreds of women. He just walked up to loads of women at the club at the end of the night with "fancy a f*ck?" and it worked enough times.)
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Taradis
Amarr
Paxton Industries
Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2009.11.03 09:37:00 -
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"Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again"
"Wanna go out for pizza and a fkuc? What you don't like pizza?"
"Do you wash your pants in windex cuz I can see myself in them"
(Guy falls on ground in front of pretty girl)
Guy- I think I just fell for you
" Damn baby you got some fries to go with that shake"
To Girl- I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave
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Nigel Sheldon
Caldari
Skaro Mining Reborn
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Posted - 2009.11.03 14:07:00 -
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whats a girl? 
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victortwosix
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Posted - 2009.11.05 09:28:00 -
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Hey there..... Do you plan on walking to your car alone later?
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Lt Forge
Pilots From Honour
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.11.05 09:34:00 -
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I'm rich you know
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Chipan Asty
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Posted - 2009.11.05 12:20:00 -
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Can I buy you 10 drinks? I'm much better looking when you're drunk.
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Akita T
Caldari
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.11.05 12:41:00 -
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Edited by: Akita T on 05/11/2009 12:42:07
Originally by: Balrog Moria
Originally by: karma militia
Originally by: Akita T
Nice shoes, wanna' f**k ?
This.
confirmed works more than you would think
It's technically the most effective : next to absolutely no subsequent convincing effort required, might work on just about any possible target, low but still noticeable success ratio
Originally by: Genghis Kitty
If you've got the balls to try so corny, I remember reading about some guy who bedded hundreds of women. He just walked up to loads of women at the club at the end of the night with "fancy a f*ck?" and it worked enough times.
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Stratio
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.11.05 14:31:00 -
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Quote:
does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?
 
That's brilliant, I'm going to use that as a joke in real life when cleaning up after a party!
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2009.11.05 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Of course not, I would never answer a logic trap with a fist in the face.
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Arik VanClaw
Helljumpers
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Posted - 2009.11.05 15:21:00 -
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Girl you must be some kind of Campbell's soup because you look Mmm Mmm Good!
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Atari Sakura
Minmatar
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.11.05 16:26:00 -
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Babe, are you into structure? 'Cause you're on fire.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2009.11.05 22:27:00 -
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Friend of mine had a rooster dressed as a chef wearing a noose and holding a flaming frying pan tatooed on his leg...his line was:
"Hey, you wanna see my c*ck? It hangs below my knees."
He'd goad them a little bit to agree then pull up his pant leg...it actually worked for him a couple times to get some chick at a bar to go home with him.
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karma militia
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Posted - 2009.11.06 02:52:00 -
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Originally by: Lt Forge
I'm rich you know
Another trick is to buy a BMW or Merc keyring, and keep your keys on the bar :)
Originally by: Corwain
The human race is going extinct soon and you all ****ing deserve it.
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Serak Teski
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Posted - 2009.11.06 04:01:00 -
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Is your daddy a plumber?
Cuz you da ****!
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Planks
SandStorm.
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Posted - 2009.11.06 16:36:00 -
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Originally by: karma militia
Originally by: Lt Forge
I'm rich you know
Another trick is to buy a BMW or Merc keyring, and keep your keys on the bar :)
This is a very successful tactic when the object of your desire is looking for a man in the throes of a mid life crisis.
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Hijax Class47
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Posted - 2009.11.06 20:25:00 -
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Man-Who much do you weigh?
Woman-Umm about 118 pounds
Man-Now how much force do you think it'll take to knock you out
Woman-what!?
*BAM!*
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Jessica Lorelei
Minmatar
Decimus Corp
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Posted - 2009.11.06 22:55:00 -
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saw a t-shirt once with
'Will go without a blow job for sex'
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