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Zlatorg
Caldari
3LITE.
Emergence.
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Posted - 2009.11.02 18:18:00 -
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Dear maggots and foul bureaucrats,
We have recently witnessed the comeback of what is known to be one of the most horrible, yet immensely bulletproof alliances in the game. Today they are known as the IT Alliance.
Wild speculations circulate the north and south, east and west, about where exactly the invasion will kick off. At the moment we have several top answers which were given my a certain amount of management and CEO people from the NC, CVA and underdogs, the Russians and the PL related alliances and renting corporations.
The top answers are:
- Fountain
- Tribute
- Cloud Ring
- Querious
- Delve
Thoughts on this matter are appreciated as no official announcements have been made from SirMomo or Mitch "The Snitch" Taylor apart from the "We are IT blablabla..." thing :)
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Faife
Minmatar
Divine Retribution
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.11.02 18:20:00 -
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i guess it beats a double dutch kage thread.
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Boppi
Amarr
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2009.11.02 18:21:00 -
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Oh for ****S sake, stop ****ting CAOD with those stupid IT-Threads already, IT SICKENS ME!
Yeah, Me Mad hurfblurf
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Zlatorg
Caldari
3LITE.
Emergence.
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Posted - 2009.11.02 18:24:00 -
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 Originally by: Boppi
Oh for ****S sake, stop ****ting CAOD with those stupid IT-Threads already, IT SICKENS ME!
Yeah, Me Mad hurfblurf
The Almighty says "Dont change the subject, just answer the ****ing question"
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Eskalin
Minmatar
Evolution
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.02 18:43:00 -
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yes
If babies weren't to be eaten they wouldn't be hibachi sized
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Bashar Miles
Gallente
Reikoku
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.02 18:52:00 -
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correct
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ArmyOfMe
Caldari
Exotic Dancers Club
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Posted - 2009.11.02 18:57:00 -
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the forge
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Bob Smackalof
Caldari
Woopatang
Primary.
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Posted - 2009.11.02 18:58:00 -
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The Almighty says "Dont change the subject, just answer the ****ing question"
Classic, They'll probably give their old space(Fountain) a try first since PL has had to recruit new pets just to fight the NC.
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Zlatorg
Caldari
3LITE.
Emergence.
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Posted - 2009.11.02 19:04:00 -
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Will Goonswarm come to help their allies in dire times? Will NC answer the call to unite against the infidels of the nordic corporations under the regime of SirMolle?
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Mc Leech
Minmatar
The xDEATHx Squadron
Legion of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2009.11.02 19:52:00 -
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Knowing the history of BoB and Molle my educated guess will be that assault of IT alliance will begine with sucking sounds around Evil Thugs balls. BoB never achieved anything on their own, it was MC that did 90% of BoB's work and it was AAA that kept them alive after MC. All that Molle is good at is making stupid forum posts and coming up with horrible names for his alliances. The only question is who is going to be the next fool to be used by Molle to do all his dirty work while he is loosing titans and ****es everyone off.
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CARY
Caldari
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.02 19:53:00 -
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LOL, weak post to fan the flame, this is more like a spark from a match stick. IT don't have the will nor the ability, nor do their allies. If anything was to happen it will be short and useless.
I don't see any alliance or corp wasting there ships and time to fight for IT, which clearly has no means to replace thier losses.
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Sir JoJo
Minmatar
x13
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.02 20:02:00 -
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Originally by: Mc Leech
Knowing the history of BoB and Molle my educated guess will be that assault of IT alliance will begine with sucking sounds around Evil Thugs balls. BoB never achieved anything on their own, it was MC that did 90% of BoB's work and it was AAA that kept them alive after MC. All that Molle is good at is making stupid forum posts and coming up with horrible names for his alliances. The only question is who is going to be the next fool to be used by Molle to do all his dirty work while he is loosing titans and ****es everyone off.
always nice to see ppl who rly know the History of EVE!
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Nightbird
Caldari
SiN. Corp
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.11.02 20:13:00 -
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At the risk of giving a serious reply to a LOL thread:
With BOB's.... oops... let me restart.
With Kenny's.... oops, did it again....
With IT's recent siege of PL moon-goo production facilities (mostly in lowsec), it seems like they are in the "attack the infrastructure" and "disrupt the supply lines" phase at the beginning of a campaign.
Following this train of thought, it is logical to assume that subsequent steps would culminate in an attack on PL home territories, most likely taking advantage of the SOV changes coming in with the next expansion.
Whether that is their ultimate goal, or simply a stepping stone to a larger goal (i.e. table and bottle service in NOL), remains to be seen.
Either way... I predict that ice products will increase in price as demand for stront, Liquid O and jump fuel all go up.
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Mitch Taylor
Caldari
Dark-Rising
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.02 20:22:00 -
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All the other ceo's are gonna want nicknames aswell now.
The Dark is Rising...
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Osiris Daemon
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.02 20:30:00 -
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"Let go. Be afraid. You all taste so much better when you're afraid."
"Excuse me, sir. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You DO? Well, you better let the poor guy out! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha!"
"Want a balloon?"
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Zverofaust
Gallente
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2009.11.02 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Boppi
Oh for ****S sake, stop ****ting CAOD with those stupid IT-Threads already, IT SICKENS ME!
Please clarify, do you mean to say that sickens you, or IT (Alliance) sickens you?
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Ironnight
Caldari
x13
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.02 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: Zlatorg
Will Goonswarm come to help their allies in dire times? Will NC answer the call to unite against the infidels of the nordic corporations under the regime of SirMolle?
Yes they will
They're like 'oh **** son, its a trap *Doomsday* |
Rumpelstilski
Caldari
Divine Retribution
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.11.02 22:51:00 -
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I'm sickened and so is my wife.
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CynoAlt 8675309
Gallente
Dawn of a new Empire
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.11.02 23:24:00 -
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The top answers are:
- Fountain [Batphone!] {blob}
- Tribute [Moar Batphone!] {bigger blob}
- Cloud Ring [Maru Ka'ge] {nuff said}
- Querious [Some Batphoning] {too much local spam to achieve victory}
- Delve [Epic Batphone] {rerun episode though.. we all know how the story ends}
I predicted all the campaigns for you
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stu007
Caldari
Demon Theory
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.11.02 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: Mc Leech
All that Molle is good at is making stupid forum posts and coming up with horrible names for his alliances.
I don't know, I quite enjoyed the new alliance name, maybe because I'm a huge Stephen King fan lol :)
Apart from that, whoever just started this thread listed like 5 random, rich regions in eve with no actual intel or base in fact ect. I could have done the exact same thing but with more fail involved!
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Boppi
Amarr
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2009.11.02 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: stu007
I don't know, I quite enjoyed the new alliance name, maybe because I'm a huge Stephen King fan lol :)
You remember that strangely long part of the Book where the 10 year old girl has sex with the other boys to fight Pedoclown?
Good Times.
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fukier
Gallente
The Unpodable Supermen
Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.11.02 23:52:00 -
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my monkey is on one of the drone regions...
but who wants to live in that ghetto right?
attero benevolentia!
caveo cavi cautum censura!
Remember Your Hell Is Someone Else's Heaven
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TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
Extreme Prejudice.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 02:09:00 -
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Cobalt Edge
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Le Sabre
Gallente
The Dead Canary Mining Corporation
Legion of Honor
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Posted - 2009.11.03 02:19:00 -
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Empire
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U Mad
Caldari
Helljumpers
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Posted - 2009.11.03 03:18:00 -
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Originally by: Zlatorg
We have recently witnessed the comeback of what is known to be one of the most horrible, yet immensely bulletproof alliances in the game...
Stopped reading right there.
Stop posting.
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Zlatorg
Caldari
3LITE.
Emergence.
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Posted - 2009.11.03 05:41:00 -
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Yes, yes, thats all nice and dandy, but what Id also like to know is whether "The Snitch" will go amok and follow in Haargoths goonsteps... After all, its Dark Rising were talking about and we all know what reputation they have in the game.
Also sources confirm its gonna be either Tribute, Fountain or perhaps another alliance reform? IT Reloaded?
Intercepted intel:
Vuk Lau > Well I do believe its gonna be either Tribute, Fountain or some other region close to us. Mitch aint sayin much.
Vuk Lau > We shall have to unite or go down.
Orree > You have my fail, master Vuk
Imperian > And my arrogance, little one
tomcat > And you have my last years of childhood before entering puberty!
Vuk Lau > Excellent! With such mighty possessions we are sure to win again...
NOTICE: The original text has been changed as the contents were rather innapproppriatte for minors as it included a lot of homosexual babble, but in general, the above message is just a guideline of how it all went down.
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hammyhamm
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.03 05:59:00 -
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Hopefully fountain. I'd like to sit and watch IT get headstomped repeatedly by PL/SOT and friends (hey sup) before they run back to empire (again). |
Manterror
Gallente
Fuzzy Duck Heavy Industries
DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2009.11.03 06:06:00 -
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Who cares...yay for wars!!!
\o/
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Rob Repper
Minmatar
Silver Snake Enterprise
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.11.03 08:13:00 -
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Originally by: Mc Leech
coming up with horrible names for his alliances.
Mc Leech
The xDEATHx Squadron
Legion of xXDEATHXx |
Otebski
Minmatar
3P1C F41L
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Posted - 2009.11.03 11:53:00 -
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ZOMG. What will goons do without disband button.
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