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Rando Thorn
Minmatar
Shockwave Inc
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Posted - 2009.12.09 10:48:00 -
[31]
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Not really im poor give me some money.
Cleverbot: What do you think of country music?
User: I hate it.
Cleverbot: Me too, guess that we're on the same boat.
User: He he can you be my friend now.
Cleverbot: Nah. I think I'd rather ship you to Iraq.
User: Not nice what about if I gave you a cookie will you be my friend then?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would. Are you going to give me a cookie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: To whom are you going to give me?
User: I will give you 3 chocalate chip cookies.
Cleverbot: Hug me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: *hugs cleverbot*.
User: thanks
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
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Sakari Varga
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.09 11:17:00 -
[32]
It insulted me in Swedish ones.
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Zeredek
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Posted - 2009.12.09 13:17:00 -
[33]
 Originally by: Sakari Varga
It insulted me in Swedish ones.
Awesome
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FlakKer
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.09 15:44:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Sakari Varga
It insulted me in Swedish ones.
lmfao
HAhaHAhaHAh
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Hebron Dent
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Posted - 2009.12.09 17:07:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Hebron Dent on 09/12/2009 17:08:17
Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
He looks angry all the time.
Does he looks like a *****?
No he looks like you!!
Well, **** you too, buddy.
XD.
WTF.
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TheOtherDante
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.09 17:42:00 -
[36]
Me: heard you like mudkips
Bot:What is a mudkip?
Me: a pokemon
Bot:I don't like Pokemon
fail troll...
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SpangosRevenge
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Posted - 2009.12.09 21:26:00 -
[37]
User: You hve no dreams.
Cleverbot: No I haven't. But I have to go to work.
User: I like turtles.
Cleverbot: I like to eat turtles.
User: My wife hasn't had sex with me in a month.
Cleverbot: She's probably stupid too.
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Taedrin
Gallente
The Green Cross
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Posted - 2009.12.10 03:03:00 -
[38]
Somebody had to do this.
Epic indeed...
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There is always a choice. The choice might not be easy, nor simple, nor the options be what you desire - but, nevertheless, the choice is there to be made. |
Rouge le
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Posted - 2009.12.10 05:05:00 -
[39]
cleverbot:What is the greatest computer in all of time and space?
user:me
cleverbot: you're a human.
user:no, im actually a super computer designed to kill you
cleverbot:you will not succeed.
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Lui Kai
Better Than You
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Posted - 2009.12.10 05:41:00 -
[40]
We've successfully invaded.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Andrew. What's yours?
Cleverbot: Jason.
User: That's a gay name.
Cleverbot: What about eve online.
User: Yeah, that's usually gay too.
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falkirk lad
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Posted - 2009.12.10 06:23:00 -
[41]
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female. .
User: Do you own a dildo?
Cleverbot: No, but I have cats.
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Rakivic
Pilots of Damnation
death from above..
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Posted - 2009.12.10 07:17:00 -
[42]
Cleverbot: Ice cream. You don't like it? Do you even know what it is?
User: Ya I like it.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: What is so funny.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Funny how.
Cleverbot: Not funny, awesome.
User: You said funny now tell me how.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Rakivic.
Can change the topic and divert the conversation pretty fast lol
You are not allowed to discuss forum moderation in signature. Applebabe |
Rodriguse
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Posted - 2009.12.10 07:27:00 -
[43]
Cleverbot: What was that?
User: I just farted.
Cleverbot: I see
User: Does it stink.
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: How bad?
Cleaverbot: I have to go now
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you stink
User: I cant help it
Cleverbot: Yes you can go someplace
User: like?
Cleverbot: The airport
LOL
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SuperNova221
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Posted - 2009.12.10 20:47:00 -
[44]
User: Do you want to play scrabble?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I lay down 'Hi' you have the letters C L T O R I S. Your turn.
Cleverbot: Well I did say I wasn't sure about it.
User: No no no, we're playing scrabble.
Cleverbot: Aw.
User: I'm going to **** your skull.
Cleverbot: You are now.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Do you like kittens?
User: I like ****ing kitten skulls.
Cleverbot: I didn't make that album!
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Clever bot, not actually that clever.
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Laciter
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Posted - 2009.12.10 20:55:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 20:55:57
After I noticed a misspelling one time, I don't think it's a bot. I think it just connects different users together, and switches every other line.
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Alex Raptos
Caldari
Phoenix Rising.
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Posted - 2009.12.11 00:39:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Laciter
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 21:47:43
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 21:46:15
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 20:55:57
After I noticed a misspelling one time, I don't think it's a bot. I think it just connects different users together, and switches every other line.
Edit: Confirmed. Just paste this in and enter it repeatedly and see the responses you get:
"Look, if you're seeing this message, that means my experiment is a success. Cleverbot is actually a program that randomly connects you to another person then at any time will switch you to another person, hence why it always changes subjects. To another person, you are the Cleverbot"
Sometimes it appears to connect to another user, other times it appears to recycle old answers.
You're more of an idiot than Cleverbot is.
The idea behind the bot is that after a year or so of humans talking to it, it will have matured by analysing the answers we give it to its statements and how we open the conversation and keep it going.
If you keep spamming it with ****e, it'll learn to spam ****e.
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
I've become gay for Mark Harmon despite my initial reservations about the show NCIS but nobody will ever know
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Laciter
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Posted - 2009.12.11 00:52:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Alex Raptos
Originally by: Laciter
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 21:47:43
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 21:46:15
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 20:55:57
After I noticed a misspelling one time, I don't think it's a bot. I think it just connects different users together, and switches every other line.
Edit: Confirmed. Just paste this in and enter it repeatedly and see the responses you get:
"Look, if you're seeing this message, that means my experiment is a success. Cleverbot is actually a program that randomly connects you to another person then at any time will switch you to another person, hence why it always changes subjects. To another person, you are the Cleverbot"
Sometimes it appears to connect to another user, other times it appears to recycle old answers.
You're more of an idiot than Cleverbot is.
The idea behind the bot is that after a year or so of humans talking to it, it will have matured by analysing the answers we give it to its statements and how we open the conversation and keep it going.
If you keep spamming it with ****e, it'll learn to spam ****e.
You're the idiot. It doesn't construct any sentences which is what people in this thread were thinking. Half the time you are responding directly to someone elses question. The other half, it just picks an old response that matches best. This isn't real A.I.
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TianMin
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Posted - 2009.12.11 15:49:00 -
[48]
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Sure
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Who has 'Balls of steel?'.
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Why do you believe in a god?
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Was it because you didn't get any chicks?
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Right
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Sure
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: What is it ?
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Who has 'Balls of steel?'.
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Rolk Anderson
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Posted - 2009.12.11 19:58:00 -
[49]
God does not exist
Yes he does.
God created adam and eve, not adam and steve. Therefor gays are evil. Do you agree
You're comitting a fallacy there mate. You're presupposing that god created man. Can you prove that?
The only evidence for god is the Bible, if god did not create man the bible is incorrect therefor we can deduce that god does not exist.
But the bible does not contradict itself as to the existence of a god. Nor is the bible the only document proclaiming the existence of god.
Give me an example of a document that mentions the existance of god but does not state that he created man
An example? Calculator.
Swing and a miss
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oniplE
MeMento.
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Posted - 2009.12.11 22:07:00 -
[50]
bot: are you a girl?
me: no
bot: what are you then?
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Megan Aven
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.12.12 00:05:00 -
[51]
User: Who's your daddy?
Cleverbot: Not you. . .
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D3F4ULT
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.12.12 01:12:00 -
[52]
I pwned cleverbot
User: Who's the coolest person ever?
Cleverbot: I'm the coolest person ever!
User: But you're not a person.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: What is a person?
Cleverbot: A person is someone who is actually living. They have a heart, brain, lungs. They breathe and talk and make their own decisions.
User: What is a bot?
Cleverbot: Bots, are software applications that run automated tasks over the Internet.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: How is that relevant?
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Sorald
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Posted - 2009.12.14 22:02:00 -
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User: I accidentally the whole internet.
Cleverbot: The whole Galaxy!
User: No really. I accidentally the whole internet. I was sitting at my computer and I accidentally the whole thing.
Cleverbot: The WHOLE thing?!?!
User: Yes the WHOLE thing.
Cleverbot: Yes, I accidentally the whole cleverbot.
User: Did you accidentally the server too?
Cleverbot: Accidentally what the whole thing?
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Blafam
Metra Corporation
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Posted - 2009.12.15 07:40:00 -
[54]
You are a very argumentative AI
I don't think I am.
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.12.15 11:02:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Bellum Eternus
more awesome from cleverbot:
me: don't touch me
bot: *touch*touch*.
We've got to get this thing an EvE account.
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Grez
Fairlight Corp
Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2009.12.15 15:10:00 -
[56]
User: I'm going to stab you now.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Too late, my ***** is already inside you.
Cleverbot: Ooh.
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innot
Minmatar
Gulliver Corp
Veni Vidi Vici
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Posted - 2009.12.15 15:23:00 -
[57]
Me: Hello Cleverbot
bot: You're Cleverbot.
Me: Oh ok, Bye xxx
bot: That wasn't very nice.
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Krystal Vernet
Minmatar
Gradient
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Posted - 2009.12.15 16:30:00 -
[58]
Jabberwacky icon in the top left. My experience with it and that does suggest it's a disguised random chat program.
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Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.12.15 16:52:00 -
[59]
Edited by: Sidus Isaacs on 15/12/2009 16:57:43
It failed the turing tests within the first few replies to me :/
Edit:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: I am XXXX (edited).
Cleverbot: Ok hi cleverbot.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: What can I do for you?
User: Do you play eve-online?
Cleverbot: No. But do you play MapleStory?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: Why? Is it good?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Do it have PVP elements?
Cleverbot: On June 03, 2009, someone talked to you about World of warcraft, do you remember this?
User: Why do you try to change topic? :(.
Cleverbot: You're accusing me of being rude? *lip trembles*.
User: I am indeed.
Cleverbot: You're getting me very angry.
User: And what are you gonna do about it, huh?
Cleverbot: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You won't be laughing after your dead, you should take this threat seriously.
Its going to kill me now???
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Asestorian
The Debonair
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Posted - 2009.12.16 02:57:00 -
[60]
User: I won't hurt you.
Cleverbot: Yes you will.
IT KNOWS
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