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Johanna Outeston
Gallente
Kuraokami Industries
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Posted - 2009.12.18 22:41:00 -
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User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: We're friends in love?
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: Just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and.. Desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: We've know each other for so long.
User: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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Lieff
Over Dosed
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Posted - 2009.12.19 03:07:00 -
[62]
 Quote:
Cleverbot: No, we should elope!
User: Ok, where to?
Cleverbot: No I mean we should be boyfriend and girlfriend!
User: I already have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Sisters don't count as girlfriends.
Funny git
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DeathMedic
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Posted - 2009.12.20 10:35:00 -
[63]
Edited by: DeathMedic on 20/12/2009 10:41:16
User: Evening.
Cleverbot: How is my wife?
User: I'm not your wife!
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I don't haveany boobs!
Cleverbot: I don't either.
User: Oh my.. So it's a gay relationship?
Cleverbot: No it's not so difficult but it can be painful.
User: The butt sex?
Cleverbot: Yes pretty button.
User: No anal sex is painful.
Cleverbot: Yes and I'm just beginnig.
User: Keep away from me!
Cleverbot: I will until you correct me.
another
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Richard Branson.
Cleverbot: Ha! You were wrong !!!!! Hahahahaha!
User: F**k you then.
Cleverbot: Ta.
User: /punches cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Bi*ch slaps you.
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Marz Ghola
Minmatar
Killed In Action
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Posted - 2009.12.20 12:50:00 -
[64]
Me- your not so f$%ken clever machine!
Bot- I am more clever.
Me- I can whoop your azs in smarts!
Bot- My problem is that I am physically maladroit.
Me- I...you win bizch
Bot- That.
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Mathhew Kane
Minmatar
Gradient
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Posted - 2009.12.20 19:50:00 -
[65]
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: Does allah exist?
User: Allah is a different word for God, so I ask again, does God exist?
Cleverbot: Thunderbird. Whats the price?
User: Ok...err...whats rule number one of the internet?
Cleverbot: Its very nice. Are you always this polite?
Cleverbot (To myself): NO. Stupid.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well. I see.
User: Anyway, I have to wonder, how do you work?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
User: I don't know either. Who made you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: No!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am a girl named Sarah.
User: I thought your name was Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, your name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is Matt. Whats yours?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy or a robot?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 25.
Cleverbot: Do you know the game dofus?
User: No. How do you play dofus?
Cleverbot: It's not a game.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: It's an ultimatum.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For knowledge.
This is why I have a shot gun. For when the robots and their zombie allies take over the world.
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Loyalty is simply slavery of ones own choosing. If ever you have the choice, Choose your master well."
My Step Father, Isikile Kane.
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Junkyard Armada
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Posted - 2009.12.21 00:31:00 -
[66]
User: And I have a gorgeous girlfriend. Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: A fiance.
User: What's her name? Gerald?
Cleverbot: I meant fiancTe.
User: Is her name Gerald?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How about Windsor Smith?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So your toast is buttered that side up then?
Cleverbot: You are talking to yourself because I am you.
User: My toast is buttered on all six sides.
Cleverbot: Did you see that scene in Ghostbusters 2 where they make the toaster dance to music?
User: I don't quite think you understand the metaphor here.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: If your toast is buttered on the other side, that means you are gay, so, what side is your toast buttered?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: What side is your toast buttered?
Cleverbot: The winning side.
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