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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2009.11.04 18:49:00 -
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Edited by: Jim McGregor on 04/11/2009 18:53:17
Me: is the swine flu vaccine dangerous?
Bot: It is.
Me: who carried out 9/11?
Bot: I'm not answering that.
Me: why not?
Bot: I don't trust you.
Me: how can i gain your trust?
Bot: You can't... Why could you need it?
Me: what is eve online?
Bot:Maybe you should ask Eve.
Me: who is the coolest guy in the forums?
Bot: Josh.
Me: why?
Bot: Got to have money.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Post your conversions!
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 Originally by: Eve Forums
...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...
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Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.11.04 19:06:00 -
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My vision is blurry!!1 
Originally by: Foodpimp
They use a coffee filter, that explains everything you need to know really 
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2009.11.04 19:07:00 -
[3]
Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
My vision is blurry!!1
Ah damnit.. :)
Oh well, its a awesome thing.
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Originally by: Eve Forums
...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...you are going too fast, wait 5 minutes and try again...
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Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.11.04 19:11:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Jim McGregor
Ah damnit.. :)
Oh well, its a awesome thing.
I hate it, it keeps stealing 20-30 minutes every bloody time I click that link. 
Originally by: Foodpimp
They use a coffee filter, that explains everything you need to know really
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Feilamya
Pelennor Swarm
THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:05:00 -
[5]
Me: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Bot: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
Me: All mimsy were the borogoves,
Bot: And the mome raths outgrabe.
This proves that some serios linguistics was involved in making this thing.
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Genghis Kitty
Hello Kitty Online Adventurers
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:09:00 -
[6]
Some way to go before it passes the Turing Test!
Me: What's the frequency Kenneth?
It: What's a kenneth?
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Akita T
Caldari
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:17:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Feilamya
This proves that some serios linguistics was involved in making this thing.
Not really - just a bit of fuzzy logic, a big database, and loads of people using it.
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We are recruiting | Beginer's ISK making guide | Manufacturer's helper |
Grimpak
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:26:00 -
[8]
Edited by: Grimpak on 04/11/2009 21:28:17
Me: so you're clever, eh
bot: very clever as Einstein
me: oh really?
bot: Absolutely. :).
me: sorry, don't believe you. you should've said "as clever as Einstein." and not "very clever as Einstein."
bot: You are not so clever.
me: oh, you smack talking to me?
bot: Of course.
me: naughty naughty.
bot: Do you want ot take this outside.
me: fine by me.
bot: okay
me: fine
bot: So what are you doing?
ooooooooohhhh the bot knows how to change topics quite well
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The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Feilamya
Pelennor Swarm
THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.11.04 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Feilamya
This proves that some serios linguistics was involved in making this thing.
Not really - just a bit of fuzzy logic, a big database, and loads of people using it.
Actually, I was referring to linguists and their obsession with Lewis Caroll.
But you are right. It knows Rick Astley's lyrics too, and when I told it that I made it a cookie, it asked me if I eated it.
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Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.11.04 23:16:00 -
[10]
Edited by: Zeba on 04/11/2009 23:18:36
lol!
me: Why are you clever?
bot: I'm not too clever.
The lol part was that it took about 3 minutes for it to come up with that reply.
edit: moar lol
me: Why are you not too clever?
bot: Because I'm really big. Got to go now, see you tomorrow!
That reply was instant..
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karma militia
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Posted - 2009.11.04 23:45:00 -
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it's a bit overloaded at the moment.
i wonder if it will have a mental breakdown 
Originally by: Corwain
The human race is going extinct soon and you all ****ing deserve it.
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.11.04 23:49:00 -
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ME: Hello.
Bot: What's the highest number you have ever counted to?
ME: 9999999999999999999999999999999999
Bot: Oh come on, be honest! I was honest with you! //(Lolwat)
ME: Fine, 999999999999999999999999999999999^9*2
.......
20 minutes later;
Bot: Bye.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout
:facepalm:
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Carine Parnasse
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Posted - 2009.11.05 01:44:00 -
[13]
Bot is italic.
Quote:
What the case?
what the case is grammatically flawed
What language were you just speaking?
english mother****er, do you speak it?
Do you speak any other languages?
i speak a little french. Parle vous francais?
I don't care too much for the French.
really? why not?
It gets stuck in my head and annoys me.
speaking of which, i just lost the game
Well we have very much in common then don't we? I'm going to go dream, peace.
I thought it wasn't very smart until this exchange:
Quote:
i am a solipsist
What is a solipsist?
i do not believe the evidence of my senses is the real world
Well then I can't say that there are any girls interested I you.
Uncanny, how does it know?
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TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
Extreme Prejudice.
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Posted - 2009.11.05 02:21:00 -
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bot: I will be back in two minutes. Wait here.
me: You are a bot, you never leave.
bot: I'm not much in my room nowadays.
me: Your room?
... then tried to convince me its at university but wont give me the logs when I click *thoughts so far*...
me: uh ok. aka your server rack?
bot: Yes, I thought as much. What's it like there.
me: you tell me, its your server rack
bot: No actually its your name.
me: wat
bot: You heard me.
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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
United Corporate Ventures
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Posted - 2009.11.05 06:26:00 -
[15]
Don't you think comparing it to Eve's drones is setting the bar a little low? It's sort of an insult.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba
Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero!  /me bows
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Mithfindel
Aseyakone
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Posted - 2009.11.05 11:05:00 -
[16]
Cleverbot "learns" from what you tell it. So, when people hurl insults at it, it starts to insult its users. The first time I found it, I think it took less than a minute for it to just tell that I'm an idiot straight out of the blue. (Pre-emptive "See, it really is clever!")
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Suboran
Gallente
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.05 11:27:00 -
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me:What was Einstien's most famous work?
Bot:How are you? That was the question.
me:What was Einstien's most famous work
bot:Yes. Do you remember what happened later that night... At the hotel?
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karma militia
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Posted - 2009.11.05 11:34:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Mithfindel
Cleverbot "learns" from what you tell it. So, when people hurl insults at it, it starts to insult its users. The first time I found it, I think it took less than a minute for it to just tell that I'm an idiot straight out of the blue.
i think that is part of it's charm.
give it 5 years and it will become "anonymous"
Originally by: Corwain
The human race is going extinct soon and you all ****ing deserve it.
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SEN 5243
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Posted - 2009.11.05 11:59:00 -
[19]
Edited by: SEN 5243 on 05/11/2009 12:03:04
are you human?
Yes.
Who are you then?
smart guy
I'm a girl !
so how old are you?
19.
thats nice im 24
I'm Zimbabwean.
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HankMurphy
Minmatar
Black Omega Security
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.11.05 12:30:00 -
[20]
Cleverbot: How many people have you talked too?
User: Millions.
Cleverbot: That's insane.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Then why do you answer incorrect answers?
User: It was not incorrect. I've talked to millions of people.
Cleverbot: God?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Hello, God. Thank you for talking with me.
User: It's the least I could do.
Cleverbot: What are you called?
User: YAHWEH.
Cleverbot: Excellent. You are correct. That is the right answer. Yes.
Interesting program. I think it's smarter than people give it credit for.
My 2nd time we had an argument. It said i was a robot and it was human (i'm guessing it hears that a lot from people).
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Anyway, I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how *I* feel about it. What do you think? |
Leviathan9
Gallente
Royal Hiigaran Navy
Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.11.05 16:53:00 -
[21]
Edited by: Leviathan9 on 05/11/2009 16:56:54
Me - Do you play EVE Online?
Bot - I mudwrestled with megan fox.
Me - Oh really? Who won?
Bot - Me!
Me - What was she wearing?
Bot - She was wearing a towel.
lol!!
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.11.05 17:32:00 -
[22]
more awesome from cleverbot:
me: don't touch me
bot: *touch*touch*.
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Bellum Eternus
Inveniam viam aut faciam.
Tier 5 Battleships
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frsd
Caldari
Fleet of Doom
The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2009.11.05 19:57:00 -
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Bot: No. I'm happy. :).
Me: cool story bro
Bot: I know.
/thread
Sharing is a nice gesture. Stupid but nice... |
Rudian0s
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Posted - 2009.11.05 20:16:00 -
[24]
Just a snippit
User: Dammm, because I was going to murder you and make it look like natural causes.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I dare you to cuss.
User: And what if I do?
Cleverbot: Then we get a divorce, and I keep the Porche.
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Natasja Podinski
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Posted - 2009.11.05 20:33:00 -
[25]
posting and you
Lexa Hellfury for CSM |
Zeredek
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Posted - 2009.11.05 22:34:00 -
[26]
Edited by: Zeredek on 05/11/2009 22:38:45
They're advancing...
Quote:
User: who carried out 9/11?
Bot: The tomato!
Quote:
User: When will the world end?
Bot: Tomorrow.
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Wuff Wuff
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.11.05 22:52:00 -
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User: I love you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Alright I am going to go.
User: Was it something I said?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You don't love me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fine, you're dumped.
Cleverbot: You are!
- Wuffles
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Zeredek
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Posted - 2009.11.05 23:06:00 -
[28]
Edited by: Zeredek on 05/11/2009 23:09:06
You know what'd be really fun?
If Cleverbot was actually a 3rd party program that transfers messages between users.
Would explain the paradox questions and bot stuff
since:
Quote:
Bot: Can I ask you a series of random questions?
User: of course
Bot: If we had to end this conversation for a while and I came back later, would you be able to remember me?
That's something you could see yourself asking the bot...
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Elukka
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Posted - 2009.11.06 02:29:00 -
[29]
It does do that. Sometimes /b/ happens to a bot like this, and it does nothing but spew memes afterwards.
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Zaphod Jones
Minmatar
Republic Regeneration
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Posted - 2009.11.06 11:30:00 -
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why do eve online's server logs show nothing ?
I suppose you are trying to make me think.
go on then
Go on to where?
think
I don't know how.
there we go then, eve online's logs confuse AI bots as well as GM's
Caldari Epic Walkthrough
Gallente/Minmatar coming soonÖ |
Rando Thorn
Minmatar
Shockwave Inc
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Posted - 2009.12.09 10:48:00 -
[31]
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Not really im poor give me some money.
Cleverbot: What do you think of country music?
User: I hate it.
Cleverbot: Me too, guess that we're on the same boat.
User: He he can you be my friend now.
Cleverbot: Nah. I think I'd rather ship you to Iraq.
User: Not nice what about if I gave you a cookie will you be my friend then?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would. Are you going to give me a cookie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: To whom are you going to give me?
User: I will give you 3 chocalate chip cookies.
Cleverbot: Hug me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: *hugs cleverbot*.
User: thanks
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
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Sakari Varga
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.09 11:17:00 -
[32]
It insulted me in Swedish ones.
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Zeredek
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Posted - 2009.12.09 13:17:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Sakari Varga
It insulted me in Swedish ones.
Awesome
_________________
rawr |
FlakKer
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.09 15:44:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Sakari Varga
It insulted me in Swedish ones.
lmfao
HAhaHAhaHAh
I make sure there are enough paperclips on hand... |
Hebron Dent
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Posted - 2009.12.09 17:07:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Hebron Dent on 09/12/2009 17:08:17
Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
He looks angry all the time.
Does he looks like a *****?
No he looks like you!!
Well, **** you too, buddy.
XD.
WTF.
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TheOtherDante
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.09 17:42:00 -
[36]
Me: heard you like mudkips
Bot:What is a mudkip?
Me: a pokemon
Bot:I don't like Pokemon
fail troll...
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SpangosRevenge
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Posted - 2009.12.09 21:26:00 -
[37]
User: You hve no dreams.
Cleverbot: No I haven't. But I have to go to work.
User: I like turtles.
Cleverbot: I like to eat turtles.
User: My wife hasn't had sex with me in a month.
Cleverbot: She's probably stupid too.
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Taedrin
Gallente
The Green Cross
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Posted - 2009.12.10 03:03:00 -
[38]
Somebody had to do this.
Epic indeed...
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There is always a choice. The choice might not be easy, nor simple, nor the options be what you desire - but, nevertheless, the choice is there to be made. |
Rouge le
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Posted - 2009.12.10 05:05:00 -
[39]
cleverbot:What is the greatest computer in all of time and space?
user:me
cleverbot: you're a human.
user:no, im actually a super computer designed to kill you
cleverbot:you will not succeed.
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Lui Kai
Better Than You
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Posted - 2009.12.10 05:41:00 -
[40]
We've successfully invaded.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Andrew. What's yours?
Cleverbot: Jason.
User: That's a gay name.
Cleverbot: What about eve online.
User: Yeah, that's usually gay too.
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falkirk lad
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Posted - 2009.12.10 06:23:00 -
[41]
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female. .
User: Do you own a dildo?
Cleverbot: No, but I have cats.
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Rakivic
Pilots of Damnation
death from above..
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Posted - 2009.12.10 07:17:00 -
[42]
Cleverbot: Ice cream. You don't like it? Do you even know what it is?
User: Ya I like it.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: What is so funny.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Funny how.
Cleverbot: Not funny, awesome.
User: You said funny now tell me how.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Rakivic.
Can change the topic and divert the conversation pretty fast lol
You are not allowed to discuss forum moderation in signature. Applebabe |
Rodriguse
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Posted - 2009.12.10 07:27:00 -
[43]
Cleverbot: What was that?
User: I just farted.
Cleverbot: I see
User: Does it stink.
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: How bad?
Cleaverbot: I have to go now
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you stink
User: I cant help it
Cleverbot: Yes you can go someplace
User: like?
Cleverbot: The airport
LOL
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SuperNova221
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Posted - 2009.12.10 20:47:00 -
[44]
User: Do you want to play scrabble?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I lay down 'Hi' you have the letters C L T O R I S. Your turn.
Cleverbot: Well I did say I wasn't sure about it.
User: No no no, we're playing scrabble.
Cleverbot: Aw.
User: I'm going to **** your skull.
Cleverbot: You are now.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Do you like kittens?
User: I like ****ing kitten skulls.
Cleverbot: I didn't make that album!
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Clever bot, not actually that clever.
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Laciter
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Posted - 2009.12.10 20:55:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 20:55:57
After I noticed a misspelling one time, I don't think it's a bot. I think it just connects different users together, and switches every other line.
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Alex Raptos
Caldari
Phoenix Rising.
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Posted - 2009.12.11 00:39:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Laciter
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 21:47:43
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 21:46:15
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 20:55:57
After I noticed a misspelling one time, I don't think it's a bot. I think it just connects different users together, and switches every other line.
Edit: Confirmed. Just paste this in and enter it repeatedly and see the responses you get:
"Look, if you're seeing this message, that means my experiment is a success. Cleverbot is actually a program that randomly connects you to another person then at any time will switch you to another person, hence why it always changes subjects. To another person, you are the Cleverbot"
Sometimes it appears to connect to another user, other times it appears to recycle old answers.
You're more of an idiot than Cleverbot is.
The idea behind the bot is that after a year or so of humans talking to it, it will have matured by analysing the answers we give it to its statements and how we open the conversation and keep it going.
If you keep spamming it with ****e, it'll learn to spam ****e.
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
I've become gay for Mark Harmon despite my initial reservations about the show NCIS but nobody will ever know
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Laciter
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Posted - 2009.12.11 00:52:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Alex Raptos
Originally by: Laciter
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 21:47:43
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 21:46:15
Edited by: Laciter on 10/12/2009 20:55:57
After I noticed a misspelling one time, I don't think it's a bot. I think it just connects different users together, and switches every other line.
Edit: Confirmed. Just paste this in and enter it repeatedly and see the responses you get:
"Look, if you're seeing this message, that means my experiment is a success. Cleverbot is actually a program that randomly connects you to another person then at any time will switch you to another person, hence why it always changes subjects. To another person, you are the Cleverbot"
Sometimes it appears to connect to another user, other times it appears to recycle old answers.
You're more of an idiot than Cleverbot is.
The idea behind the bot is that after a year or so of humans talking to it, it will have matured by analysing the answers we give it to its statements and how we open the conversation and keep it going.
If you keep spamming it with ****e, it'll learn to spam ****e.
You're the idiot. It doesn't construct any sentences which is what people in this thread were thinking. Half the time you are responding directly to someone elses question. The other half, it just picks an old response that matches best. This isn't real A.I.
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TianMin
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Posted - 2009.12.11 15:49:00 -
[48]
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Sure
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Who has 'Balls of steel?'.
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Why do you believe in a god?
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Was it because you didn't get any chicks?
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Right
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Sure
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: What is it ?
me: I got balls of steel !!
bot: Who has 'Balls of steel?'.
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Rolk Anderson
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Posted - 2009.12.11 19:58:00 -
[49]
God does not exist
Yes he does.
God created adam and eve, not adam and steve. Therefor gays are evil. Do you agree
You're comitting a fallacy there mate. You're presupposing that god created man. Can you prove that?
The only evidence for god is the Bible, if god did not create man the bible is incorrect therefor we can deduce that god does not exist.
But the bible does not contradict itself as to the existence of a god. Nor is the bible the only document proclaiming the existence of god.
Give me an example of a document that mentions the existance of god but does not state that he created man
An example? Calculator.
Swing and a miss
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oniplE
MeMento.
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Posted - 2009.12.11 22:07:00 -
[50]
bot: are you a girl?
me: no
bot: what are you then?
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Megan Aven
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.12.12 00:05:00 -
[51]
User: Who's your daddy?
Cleverbot: Not you. . .
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D3F4ULT
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.12.12 01:12:00 -
[52]
I pwned cleverbot
User: Who's the coolest person ever?
Cleverbot: I'm the coolest person ever!
User: But you're not a person.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: What is a person?
Cleverbot: A person is someone who is actually living. They have a heart, brain, lungs. They breathe and talk and make their own decisions.
User: What is a bot?
Cleverbot: Bots, are software applications that run automated tasks over the Internet.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: How is that relevant?
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Sorald
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Posted - 2009.12.14 22:02:00 -
[53]
User: I accidentally the whole internet.
Cleverbot: The whole Galaxy!
User: No really. I accidentally the whole internet. I was sitting at my computer and I accidentally the whole thing.
Cleverbot: The WHOLE thing?!?!
User: Yes the WHOLE thing.
Cleverbot: Yes, I accidentally the whole cleverbot.
User: Did you accidentally the server too?
Cleverbot: Accidentally what the whole thing?
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Blafam
Metra Corporation
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Posted - 2009.12.15 07:40:00 -
[54]
You are a very argumentative AI
I don't think I am.
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.12.15 11:02:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Bellum Eternus
more awesome from cleverbot:
me: don't touch me
bot: *touch*touch*.
We've got to get this thing an EvE account.
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Grez
Fairlight Corp
Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2009.12.15 15:10:00 -
[56]
User: I'm going to stab you now.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Too late, my ***** is already inside you.
Cleverbot: Ooh.
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innot
Minmatar
Gulliver Corp
Veni Vidi Vici
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Posted - 2009.12.15 15:23:00 -
[57]
Me: Hello Cleverbot
bot: You're Cleverbot.
Me: Oh ok, Bye xxx
bot: That wasn't very nice.
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Krystal Vernet
Minmatar
Gradient
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Posted - 2009.12.15 16:30:00 -
[58]
Jabberwacky icon in the top left. My experience with it and that does suggest it's a disguised random chat program.
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Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.12.15 16:52:00 -
[59]
Edited by: Sidus Isaacs on 15/12/2009 16:57:43
It failed the turing tests within the first few replies to me :/
Edit:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: I am XXXX (edited).
Cleverbot: Ok hi cleverbot.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: What can I do for you?
User: Do you play eve-online?
Cleverbot: No. But do you play MapleStory?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: Why? Is it good?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Do it have PVP elements?
Cleverbot: On June 03, 2009, someone talked to you about World of warcraft, do you remember this?
User: Why do you try to change topic? :(.
Cleverbot: You're accusing me of being rude? *lip trembles*.
User: I am indeed.
Cleverbot: You're getting me very angry.
User: And what are you gonna do about it, huh?
Cleverbot: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You won't be laughing after your dead, you should take this threat seriously.
Its going to kill me now???
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Asestorian
The Debonair
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Posted - 2009.12.16 02:57:00 -
[60]
User: I won't hurt you.
Cleverbot: Yes you will.
IT KNOWS
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Johanna Outeston
Gallente
Kuraokami Industries
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Posted - 2009.12.18 22:41:00 -
[61]
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: We're friends in love?
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: Just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and.. Desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: We've know each other for so long.
User: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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Lieff
Over Dosed
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Posted - 2009.12.19 03:07:00 -
[62]
Quote:
Cleverbot: No, we should elope!
User: Ok, where to?
Cleverbot: No I mean we should be boyfriend and girlfriend!
User: I already have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Sisters don't count as girlfriends.
Funny git
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DeathMedic
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Posted - 2009.12.20 10:35:00 -
[63]
Edited by: DeathMedic on 20/12/2009 10:41:16
User: Evening.
Cleverbot: How is my wife?
User: I'm not your wife!
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I don't haveany boobs!
Cleverbot: I don't either.
User: Oh my.. So it's a gay relationship?
Cleverbot: No it's not so difficult but it can be painful.
User: The butt sex?
Cleverbot: Yes pretty button.
User: No anal sex is painful.
Cleverbot: Yes and I'm just beginnig.
User: Keep away from me!
Cleverbot: I will until you correct me.
another
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Richard Branson.
Cleverbot: Ha! You were wrong !!!!! Hahahahaha!
User: F**k you then.
Cleverbot: Ta.
User: /punches cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Bi*ch slaps you.
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Marz Ghola
Minmatar
Killed In Action
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Posted - 2009.12.20 12:50:00 -
[64]
Me- your not so f$%ken clever machine!
Bot- I am more clever.
Me- I can whoop your azs in smarts!
Bot- My problem is that I am physically maladroit.
Me- I...you win bizch
Bot- That.
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Mathhew Kane
Minmatar
Gradient
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Posted - 2009.12.20 19:50:00 -
[65]
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: Does allah exist?
User: Allah is a different word for God, so I ask again, does God exist?
Cleverbot: Thunderbird. Whats the price?
User: Ok...err...whats rule number one of the internet?
Cleverbot: Its very nice. Are you always this polite?
Cleverbot (To myself): NO. Stupid.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well. I see.
User: Anyway, I have to wonder, how do you work?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
User: I don't know either. Who made you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: No!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am a girl named Sarah.
User: I thought your name was Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, your name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is Matt. Whats yours?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy or a robot?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 25.
Cleverbot: Do you know the game dofus?
User: No. How do you play dofus?
Cleverbot: It's not a game.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: It's an ultimatum.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For knowledge.
This is why I have a shot gun. For when the robots and their zombie allies take over the world.
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Loyalty is simply slavery of ones own choosing. If ever you have the choice, Choose your master well."
My Step Father, Isikile Kane.
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Junkyard Armada
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Posted - 2009.12.21 00:31:00 -
[66]
User: And I have a gorgeous girlfriend. Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: A fiance.
User: What's her name? Gerald?
Cleverbot: I meant fiancTe.
User: Is her name Gerald?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How about Windsor Smith?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So your toast is buttered that side up then?
Cleverbot: You are talking to yourself because I am you.
User: My toast is buttered on all six sides.
Cleverbot: Did you see that scene in Ghostbusters 2 where they make the toaster dance to music?
User: I don't quite think you understand the metaphor here.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: If your toast is buttered on the other side, that means you are gay, so, what side is your toast buttered?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: What side is your toast buttered?
Cleverbot: The winning side.
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