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Miyamoto Isoruku Caldari The Phoenix Enclave	Posted - 2009.11.05 04:09:00 - [1] Hi guys! So, some of you may have seen the the truly awful mercenary ad posted last week by Captain Razama, CEO of what is quite possibly the most terribly named corporation in the game, Angelic Souls of Fury Reborn. He Has A Tendency To Write Like This, Only With Worse Grammar And Formatting. I Was Gonna Write My Whole Post Like This, But It Gets Old Real Fast, Don't You Think? Now, I'm a columnist for the EVE Tribune, and am starting a mercenary review series. Anyway, on a lark I decided that I would hire these guys against Lexa for my first review, figuring that either Lexa would chop them into little mercenary meatballs, in which case I would get to mock them brutally, or they would succeed, which would be a story in and of itself. Somehow, when I was hiring them I neglected to mention that I'd be reviewing their services. Whoops! And what a doozy these guys turned out to be. You can read the whole story here (and check out the rest of the issue while you're at it). Oh, and a pro-tip for all you wannabe merc corps out there: never **** off a reporter. Toodles!
Bai ZongTong HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2009.11.05 04:13:00 - [2] k. HYDRA RELOADED 2009: APPLY TODAY. JOIN THE WINNING SIDE.
Jack Norris	Posted - 2009.11.05 04:26:00 - [3] cool story bro
Natasja Podinski	Posted - 2009.11.05 04:30:00 - [4] I should apply for Incura more. Lexa Hellfury for CSM
InUreCan StealinUreBike	Posted - 2009.11.05 05:20:00 - [5] cool story bro +1
The'Best Hellfury Incura	Posted - 2009.11.05 05:38:00 - [6] It actually is a cool story you guys! I approve of this thread. ALEKSEYEV KARRDE FOR CSM
Dabljuh	Posted - 2009.11.05 05:44:00 - [7] bro, that's a cool story
Miyamoto Isoruku Caldari The Phoenix Enclave	Posted - 2009.11.05 06:03:00 - [8] Edited by: Miyamoto Isoruku on 05/11/2009 06:03:17 Edited by: Miyamoto Isoruku on 05/11/2009 06:03:01 thanks bros and <3 lexa
The'Best Hellfury Incura	Posted - 2009.11.05 06:07:00 - [9] Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku Edited by: Miyamoto Isoruku on 05/11/2009 06:03:17 Edited by: Miyamoto Isoruku on 05/11/2009 06:03:01 thanks bros and <3 lexa It took you 2 edits to say that? ALEKSEYEV KARRDE FOR CSM
Drakan290	Posted - 2009.11.05 06:14:00 - [10] Hello, After Careful Consideration Of The Above Post, I, Drakan290, Have Decided To Post This Message, In This Thread, To Express My Approval Of The Posted Topic(s), And I Will Sign This Topic With The Official Drakan290 Seal Of Approval. [SIGNED DRAKAN290] Please Accept My Seal Of Approval In Your Travels, And I Hope You Cherish This Icon Forever. -Drakan290 P.S. I enjoyed the article a lot, continue writing and reviewing mercenary corporations when you can, it'd be nice to know the internal dealings and how it goes.
Adonirum No Flippin' Clue	Posted - 2009.11.05 06:16:00 - [11] Originally by: The'Best Hellfury Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku Edited by: Miyamoto Isoruku on 05/11/2009 06:03:17 Edited by: Miyamoto Isoruku on 05/11/2009 06:03:01 thanks bros and <3 lexa It took you 2 edits to say that? He's a reporter. He had to make sure to get it right. ________________ I'm lost.
Miyamoto Isoruku Caldari The Phoenix Enclave	Posted - 2009.11.05 06:24:00 - [12] Originally by: Adonirum Originally by: The'Best Hellfury Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku Edited by: Miyamoto Isoruku on 05/11/2009 06:03:17 Edited by: Miyamoto Isoruku on 05/11/2009 06:03:01 thanks bros and <3 lexa It took you 2 edits to say that? He's a reporter. He had to make sure to get it right.
Moranda Morland	Posted - 2009.11.05 07:13:00 - [13] EVE Tribune? Is that the people spamming in the recruitment channel that any one can join if they have an interest in writing?
Haramir Haleths Caldari Nutella Bande	Posted - 2009.11.05 08:26:00 - [14] Fail Story. You just bashing someone for his bad english every three sentence. Eve Tribune should hire better Reporters.
Mickey Simon Blutkinder	Posted - 2009.11.05 08:30:00 - [15] I think the take home message from this is to hire BLUTK for all your troubles imo. Nice article yo.
Miyamoto Isoruku Caldari The Phoenix Enclave	Posted - 2009.11.05 08:32:00 - [16] Edited by: Miyamoto Isoruku on 05/11/2009 08:32:28 Originally by: Haramir Haleths Fail Story. You just bashing someone for his bad english every three sentence. Eve Tribune should hire better Reporters. Would you like to fill out a copy of our complaint form? Edit: Originally by: Mickey Simon I think the take home message from this is to hire BLUTK for all your troubles imo. I endorse this product and/or service.
FU22 Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2009.11.05 08:58:00 - [17] Is lexa dec'ing them anyway?
Lindsay Logan	Posted - 2009.11.05 09:09:00 - [18] Originally by: Haramir Haleths Fail Story. You just bashing someone for his bad english every three sentence. Eve Tribune should hire better Reporters. Why don't you hire ASOFR then ? Nice read imo.
Izo Alabaster Friendly Neighbourhood Extortion Company	Posted - 2009.11.05 10:08:00 - [19] Good story! I've encountered a guy who capitalizes the first letter of every word on a different message board, and it annoys the hell out of me. Thanks for making someone who does the same thing look like a fool. I enjoyed reading it.
Mickey Simon Blutkinder	Posted - 2009.11.05 10:09:00 - [20] Originally by: FU22 Is lexa dec'ing them anyway? If she doesn't, Roasted and I might :P
The'Best Hellfury Incura	Posted - 2009.11.05 10:15:00 - [21] Originally by: Mickey Simon Originally by: FU22 Is lexa dec'ing them anyway? If she doesn't, Roasted and I might :P I want to, but I'm a bit occupied. Teonusude appears to have formed an angry carebear coalition ALEKSEYEV KARRDE FOR CSM
mammasfat	Posted - 2009.11.05 10:53:00 - [22] no corp name is worse than, caldari martial arts
TimMc Gallente Brutal Deliverance Extreme Prejudice.	Posted - 2009.11.05 10:57:00 - [23] Boring story since they didn't even fight anyone. Would have been better if you got in contact with RobCorp and saw how they were doing.
Tirus Sinobi	Posted - 2009.11.05 11:26:00 - [24] Quote: Fail Story. You just bashing someone for his bad english every three sentence. Eve Tribune should hire better Reporters. Did you read the same thing as everyone else? Quote: Boring story since they didn't even fight anyone. Would have been better if you got in contact with RobCorp and saw how they were doing. What is it with you people, a stories no good unless theres explosions and death? I liked the article, Its nice to read something a little different around here, informative, well written, gets and keeps straight to the point, keep up the good work Miyamoto Isoruku.
Uriel Kharan Caldari RobCorp	Posted - 2009.11.05 12:53:00 - [25] There isn't much to tell to be honest. They camped us in a station in our offpeak. When we hit peak, they didn't seem to want to move away from station. It's all quite dull really.
Benedict Carol	Posted - 2009.11.05 16:03:00 - [26] I vote for S*****rdly
Dire Radiant	Posted - 2009.11.05 18:40:00 - [27] Does this have something to do with Furries?
Grimpak Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2009.11.05 18:48:00 - [28] Originally by: The'Best Hellfury Originally by: Mickey Simon Originally by: FU22 Is lexa dec'ing them anyway? If she doesn't, Roasted and I might :P I want to, but I'm a bit occupied. Teonusude appears to have formed an angry carebear coalition that sounds mightily fun --- Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals. ain't that right.
WhiteGhostBear Furs of New Eden	Posted - 2009.11.05 19:51:00 - [29] Originally by: Dire Radiant Does this have something to do with Furries? Oh dear god I hope not, although I must admit that stupidity runs rampant everywhere, even in our little corner of the world. Daniel Jackson being a prime example of this.
Neurotica Zeshi Gallente Worst Case Scenario.	Posted - 2009.11.05 20:14:00 - [30] Well they did better than i thought they would But then i had low expectations to begin with

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