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Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance Hellstrome Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.11 22:51:00 -
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You guys is stupid. I try new goon artistic singosng write:
*make good big change* *prenerf pre release* *troll player to laugh much at forum whine* (*also eat much puke making shark*) *is CCP*
Did I make poem rite?
(I felt this thread needed some hydra reloaded inspired troll)
But anyhow, what Ive said is pretty true - CCP suggests awesome changes (projectiles, sov, titan, SC, etc), then pre nerfs them 4 weeks before the deadline. Pretty good tactics - stops people from shouting OP, gives devs some whinage to laugh at, and is generally typical of how CCP likes to run its game: get everyone freaking excited, and then **** them over for another 2 years.
\O/ CCP, I SALUTE YOU!
(P.S, I know they'll fix it in 2-3 days due to all the people whining, but being on a thread where goons cries on a AAA shoulder is just too epic. Plus I like to **** poast - sue me.. ***gots.) =======================================
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Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance Hellstrome Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.11 23:34:00 -
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Originally by: Serena Ku CCP, we're waiting for a clear answer. I hope this is clear how many people will most likely unsub several accounts and/or sell off and quit eve entirely.
This is not a laughing matter CCP, we need answers. 
Get that stick out of your ass. Its ****ing around 23:30 in iceland and over 18:30 atlanta office time - I doubt anybody is even checking the forums other than the shanghai office, and they have to deal with all the rants and whines from the farmers that got banned and now cant feed their 20 kids family.
Anyhow, if all the SC players leave the game it will just make it a better place - too many forum whining bitter old vets and too little people with actual input. Although this change is horrendessly stupid and CCP general seems to be a bunch of orangotangs making random lines of code on a type writer, atleast I get to laugh at all those tears. LET THEM STREAM, OH PLEASE DO. CRY HARDER. HARRRRDDDERRRR WEEEEPPP HHHAAARRRDDDERRRR OHHH YEEAAAHHH YYYOUUR MYYY DIIIRRTTTYYY LIITTTLEE CRRRRYYBBBABBYYYY.
OMG I think I better change to another pair of underwear...
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Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance Hellstrome Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.12 14:52:00 -
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Well, its official - CCP just released a dev blog explaining the changes to super caps, and the stats there are the same as in SiSi atm. So basically, the titan/SC changes are final, and were gonna see the half damage titans and the 10 drone SCs come december 1.
Source: http://www.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&bid=709 =======================================
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Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance Hellstrome Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.12 16:42:00 -
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Edited by: Mashashige on 12/11/2009 16:43:38
Originally by: CCP StevieSG Hello everyone. While we appreciate that this thread is generating quite a bit of feedback we would ask that your responses be polite and respectful. Please note that any posts which break the forum rules may result in a warning or ban. Thank you.
Two questions love:
1. Since Moms are shiit now, can you be my special "mom"? (think about it in a stalker type sexual deviant voice)
2. Since you guys obviously knew this was going to come, wouldn't have been easier to announce it first before trying to stealth nerf? Or maybe not trying to quiet the fires by s silly 10 lines p. bad PR/whatever post? Or maybe thinking about the changes you make instead of doing **** on a limb and then rolling them back after all hell breaks lose and you have a 50 page whine threadnought? (we all know you'll roll them back btw ).
Regardless, atleast its never around dull around here eh? 
Edit: You removed my troll?!?!?!? bastards. =======================================
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Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance Hellstrome Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.12 17:01:00 -
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Wait what? How is using a joke CCP Claw used in the freaking alliance tourneys vs thousands, in a sarcastic manner, consider a bad post that needs to be deleted?
Dude, you guys are fascists!!!!!
p.s dont taze me bro? =======================================
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Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance Hellstrome Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.12 21:57:00 -
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How can CCP prevent ****-storms like this from happening again?
After searching deep within my heart, I have found the one answer to answer them all!
FREE MITNAL!
Yes, bring back consumer relations - bring back GMs/dev/etc that had people skills and had the community liking them. Get decent GMs + procedures so that petitioning will actually be something players do and not ***** about. Spend less time on the bling and more time on real content - as much as we like all the CCP songs/movies/etc, id rather see actual real changes to gameplay over a 5 minute laugh. Same for game design - Id rather see the game mechanics changes take precedence over making star or planets or whatever look better. Eve was fine even when it looked like pixelated ****s floating in space.
TL;DR for you CCP guys - People skills + warm attitude + making the players feel they are actually worth something more than 15$ a month >>>>>>>> anything else. And you guys seem to have forgotten that. "Family business" my ass - more like big ass conglomerate who doesn't give a ****.
Oh well, atleast we always have bioware. =======================================
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Mashashige
Minmatar Eternal Perseverance Hellstrome Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.13 12:23:00 -
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So I've been keeping track of this whine thread among thousands of others regarding dominion, and trying my best not to leave a stone untrolled.
And all I ever really get from it is this:
"OI OI OI YOI, MY MOM GOT NERFED, I LOST 17BILLION, MY ***** IS SMALL AND INADEQUATE, PLEASE SEND ME ADS FOR ***** ENLARGEMENT PILLS/TREATMENTS, OH PLEASE!!! I PROMISE I WILL CLOSE MY 100 BILLIONGAZILLIONTRAFILION ACO****S, AND ALL MY FRIENDS WILL CLOSE THEIRS, AND EVE WILL DIE CAUSE OF ONE (bad) NERF. SO FIX IT OR I WILL OMGWTFBBQRAGEQUIT!"
Having said that, CCP does need to work on costumer relations/ PR/ Support - but in the end, you'll all stay in eve, or go play WoW for 6 months, get bored, and came back again. Were all addicted, so stfu and htfu!
\O/ NOZH IS THE GRIEFERS GOD BTW! =======================================
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