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Lijhal
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.11.30 10:54:00 -
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self destructing a probed down, lonely and fully faction fitted rattlesnake within wormhole space
i love russian toys left behind ..
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mr passie
Minmatar
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.30 11:03:00 -
[62]
some of my exploits:
had dinner behind my pc in my rapier while in NOL during Delve war one and beating goons to it. (some bob found it funny, some were butthurt which was awesome)
As I fc'd for the first time in a new alliance I ordered the fleet to selfdestruct to see how loyal they were, I was the onluy one who exploded :(
When asked to smuggle a faction bs bpc out of 0.0 I faked my death causing a near hear attack in the guy (he never had something nearly approaching that amoutn of isk) I did give it to him in the end though, I'm no thief.
Hired a cyberchick to start cyberring my co ceo under the guise of "I have a new recruit, can you do the interview"
etc etc.
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N Ano
Caldari
Blue Sun Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.11.30 11:06:00 -
[63]
 Originally by: Lijhal
self destructing a probed down, lonely and fully faction fitted rattlesnake within wormhole space
i love russian toys left behind ..
Thats just plain stupid
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DigitalCommunist
November Corporation
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Posted - 2009.11.30 11:30:00 -
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I steal three battleships (Mega, Tempest, Dominix) from a safespot from some idiot in Querious.
A week later, he leaves two more battleships (Scorp, Apoc) at the same spot and I steal them too. Three days later the same two battleships with the same names are in the system at a new safespot! I get a serious case of deja-vu, but decide he simply has no imagination and get to work finding them anyway.
Minutes before downtime I track them down but can't see them, even though I'm 0km away on the scanner. A corpmate warps in and boards them - I still can't see a damn thing. Whatever, the battleships are trucked up to Gehi and docked safely before bed. After sleep/downtime I get a message from the GM, saying the two bs I stole were actually "ghost signatures" that normally get cleared during DT. He had used a /tr command to help its owner reset their location and. The GM basically stole the two ships I obtained fair and square straight from my hangar and gave it back to the original owner.
The owner had petitioned about stuck/missing ships apparently, and the GM didn't realize or couldn't tell I stole them days before, and simply reimbursed everything. Either way I was furious and after escalating/whining about the injustice to Arkanon, he agreed and settled the matter by giving me a free unfitted apoc and scorp.
The owner still got to keep his original ships (with expensive meta 4 fit). I was bummed as hell, but two days later they were back in the very first safespot where I stole three of his ships. So, in the end I stole the same two battleships for a third time and Arkanon's compromise solution worked out in my favour thanks to the owner's stupidity.
Me and some BURN EDEN guy cleared him out of 20+ ships in the span of a month afterwards. It became so absurd we made a game of it in local, conversing between our two scout alts. We'd talk about fake bugs in the game and how they make ships go poof. Eventually we convinced this guy that the game loses track of items left in the middle of nowhere, and suggested he keep his stash at an empty moon, saving us the entire hassle of manually scanning his safespots down.
Is this win? y/y
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stormwell
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Posted - 2009.11.30 15:23:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Anita Deathsbane
While flying through Rancer I was taunting some of the local pirates. They gave chase and chased me into Hek... Where I stopped running... And they shot me... and concord shot them... The QQ was epic.
Fair 'nuff, though for those interested....heres the kill-mail I mentioned.
Quote:
2007.05.18 21:15
Victim: stormwell
Alliance: Soldiers of the Forgotten Abyss
Corp: Grave Diggers
Destroyed: Iteron Mark IV
System: UD-AOK
Security: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: Allistair Forsyth
Security: -5.9
Alliance: R0ADKILL
Corp: Ore Mongers
Ship: Cyclone
Weapon: Compact 'Limos' Assault Missile Bay I
Name: Kakkio
Security: 5.0
Alliance: R0ADKILL
Corp: Occam's Razor Combine
Ship: Thorax
Weapon: Dual 150mm Railgun II
Name: Kobite Steele
Security: 3.5
Alliance: R0ADKILL
Corp: Occam's Razor Combine
Ship: Cyclone
Weapon: Heavy Missile Launcher I
Name: Shotgun X
Security: 2.4
Alliance: R0ADKILL
Corp: Ore Mongers
Ship: Arazu
Weapon: Warp Disruptor II
Name: YouHaveNoChance
Security: -3.8
Alliance: R0ADKILL
Corp: Ore Mongers
Ship: Ishkur
Weapon: Warrior II
Name: OdysseusNL (laid the final blow)
Security: 4.6
Alliance: R0ADKILL
Corp: Interstellar eXodus
Ship: Ferox
Weapon: Scourge Heavy Missile
Name: Psykeu
Security: -2.9
Alliance: SMASH Alliance
Corp: Carebear Collective
Ship: Vexor
Weapon: Warp Disruptor I
Name: Graalum
Security: 3.1
Alliance: R0ADKILL
Corp: Foundation
Ship: Thorax
Weapon: Warp Disruptor I
Destroyed items:
Miner I
Basic Expanded Cargohold
Monopropellant I Hydrazine Boosters
Though I've recalled a couple of months back when a newb mailed me saying "your under rrest by republic securit station"
Course at the time I only saw my mail flash and then a ship flashing yellow in belt before my computer promptly crashed.
Ten minutes later I've gotten computer rebooted and I've logged back onto EVE to find a frigate wreck near to where I was and a whole load of CONCORD in belt. Puzzled I check my messages and saw the newb's mail, I figured he saw I was flagged as an 'outlaw' and thought he could attack me....on his very first day of playing EVE! XD
Guessin' he got one hell of a surprise when his ship went boom, though I sent him a reply that said "I'm billing you for scratching my paintwork!"
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Lijhal
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.11.30 15:47:00 -
[66]
Originally by: N Ano
Originally by: Lijhal
self destructing a probed down, lonely and fully faction fitted rattlesnake within wormhole space
i love russian toys left behind ..
Thats just plain stupid
if you cannot move it out of or into another wh space b/c the current existing and following wormholes are to small for this ship, it is kinda smart to self destruct it and loot the wreck
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Neesa Corrinne
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.11.30 16:04:00 -
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I'm out in Geminate trying to get some FANG pilots to fight and I get convo from a guy I never met before. He says he heard about me from some other guy and wants to give me a faction tower and all the ships in it if I can get 20 jumps to where he is in the next hour.
I'm figuring this is just an elaborate ploy to get me podded, but I agree anyhow. So me and about 4 corpmates jump in shuttles and fly up there to clean this thing out and sure enough he's at a tower that he has offlined and there are ships all around this thing. We board the expensive ones, loot the tower and are about to warp off when this guys CEO logs on in system... and warps right to where his tower used to be. At which point we blow up his faction fitted Apoc with his own ships.
Apparently his CEO had been a complete ***** to him the night before and this was his revenge.
Then there was the time that my old corp war decced Hammer's Slammer's alliance, and within 48 hours we killed two of their freighters autopiloting through high sec. I sure wish people were still that ignorant of how war decs work.
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I SoStoned
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.11.30 16:05:00 -
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I watched 42 people dock up because 1 guy in a taranis was running around their system.
Jumped into a mammoth solely outfitted for the purpose of catching that guy, undocked, and warped to a planet.
A few minutes later he finds me, landing at 50 and racing at me like a roadrunner on crack. By the time I get lock he's got me at 75% armor but my reppers are holding on... barely.
2x webs (when webs were worth a damn), point, energy neut, and a single 125m rail plinking away once he capped out. Took me 7 minutes to whittle him down but he did finally go pop.
Funny thing: as the fight wore on more and more ships began arriving but first one on scene was a local corp CEO. "If anyone shoots the taranis other than that mammoth KILL THEM." So by the time I got the ranis I had a dozen or more onlookers.
Pod warped off with a salute.
2 days later I'm moving loot from one system to another, unescorted. I jump into a system and... lo and behold, there's the taranis pilot 7km away. I can't hold cloak long enough and he jets up, bumps the ****ens out of my mammoth, tosses a salute, and warps off.
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Baugoti
Amarr
THORN Syndicate
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.11.30 21:23:00 -
[69]
This Image Here explains a time that I laughed quite hard.
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Mal Lokrano
Gallente
Delve Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.03 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Cambarus
Another time we popped a guy in lowsec, he yelled some russian at us, so we babelfished it, it came back as "I will pump, I will moisten everywhere where the encounter."
I lol'd hard at this one.
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Varesk
Gallente
Maelstrom Crew
Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2009.12.04 01:12:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Lui Kai
I recruited someone to an NPC corp.
funny stuff.
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