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EOH Zoidberg	Posted - 2009.11.24 00:36:00 - [1] Edited by: EOH Zoidberg on 24/11/2009 00:38:41 stealth edit:(other than make a blank post) I was drunk and decided it was a good idea to fly a faction fit vaga 9 jumps through highsec as an outlaw, it was a good idea, until I jumped into a system with concord swat who gave me gcc, now while i'm frantically warping around planets trying to save my ship, a kind gentlemen informs me to warp to a safe and eject, at which point I can simply wait out the GCC. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! So I quickly make a safe, warp there, and spam eject. Now sitting next to my ship in a pod, I laugh as concord catches up and wave at them a middle finger figuring I could just sit there and wait out the GCC....until my ship exploded. -_-
kylie taome	Posted - 2009.11.24 00:43:00 - [2] straight after the first ebank loss i moved all my savings to dbank with my other deposit, clearly a great move.
JitaBum Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.11.24 00:52:00 - [3] Originally by: kylie taome straight after the first ebank loss i moved all my savings to dbank with my other deposit, clearly a great move. sorry but that is sheer lunacy
DrJ Zoidberg Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists	Posted - 2009.11.24 00:57:00 - [4] Originally by: kylie taome straight after the first ebank loss i moved all my savings to dbank with my other deposit, clearly a great move. I skipped Ebank because of the low interest rate, instead I put all my money into Dbank, because WTF 33% for 4 months. Oh, and my CD's matured 1 week after malalolpan scammed.
Some Advisor	Posted - 2009.11.24 01:01:00 - [5] 1) thats the fastest derail i ever saw 2) now you know why sigara warped 15 min around :P good to know
Siigari Kitawa Gallente The Aduro Protocol	Posted - 2009.11.24 01:08:00 - [6] Edited by: Siigari Kitawa on 24/11/2009 01:08:45 Originally by: Some Advisor 1) thats the fastest derail i ever saw 2) now you know why sigara warped 15 min around :P good to know :3 www.siigarikitawa.com ò www.eohpoker.com ò Buy a GTC
EOH Zoidberg	Posted - 2009.11.24 01:09:00 - [7] I actually read sigs thread while I was warping around trying to figure out what to do, I got the GCC down to 6 minutes....then it reset to 15, then down to 9 and it reset again, so I tried the safespot thing
Wet Ferret	Posted - 2009.11.24 01:10:00 - [8] Back when I was a noob, I blew up my frigates for the insurance payouts whenever I was done with them. One time I had just finished flying around the region picking up modules with one of them. You can guess what happened later... Took me awhile of looking through my assets before it occurred to me that I blew the **** up. That's also when I discovered that self-destruct = no loot But, yeah. These forums seriously need some indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started.
RabbidFerret The Scope	Posted - 2009.11.24 03:30:00 - [9] I once spent 800 mill on a Mammoth.. sober. All I can do is laugh. Oh and there are two Ferrets posting next to each other, we're taking over the world.
Jarik Utoni Minmatar	Posted - 2009.11.24 03:42:00 - [10] warped my first cruiser (just bought it no fittings and no insurance and all my current ISK) promptly warped into a deadspace pocket full of warp disrupting enemies and watched as i was scrambled webbed and killed by frigates.I remember the first thing a guardian pilot said to me when he warped into the same space and killed eveything. "don't fly anything you can't afford to replace!" a lesson i have taken to heart ---- -Jarik Utoni, Cov Ops Pilot (in training) d(^.^)b

ThaDollaGenerale The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.11.24 03:47:00 - [11] Messing around with a HIC on our station during a move op. Bubbled one of our own JFs full of moon goo. I was KOS to PL for the rest of the day.
Tal' asir Oblivion Amalgamated	Posted - 2009.11.24 06:05:00 - [12] Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale Messing around with a HIC on our station during a move op. Bubbled one of our own JFs full of moon goo. I was KOS to PL for the rest of the day. o.O
Zitus	Posted - 2009.11.24 06:11:00 - [13] Back when I was flying around in null sec with a few of my mates, I was in a falcon, the other guys were in a HAC, Ceptor, and BC. We set up a half-assed camp around a gate while we waited for HIC support. about 6 minutes into the waiting I got a little bored, and decided that I wanted to see how well my Falcon jammed. Wouldn't you know it, I jammed every one there. Wouldn't you know it, the guy we were waiting for jumped through the gate and warped away. My mates were a little less than pleased with me...
Epegi Givo Amarr Araja clan	Posted - 2009.11.24 06:35:00 - [14] When I first got a cruiser I did not know that people having bounties didn't mean I could shoot them. So, I warped to a gate and there was a guy in a frigate, with a 1 mil bounty. I decided to shoot him, thinking it was an easy mil. Good thing is my corp leader was nice and helped my replace it. __________________________ My other alt is A Ferrari
hezie99 Caldari Eye of God Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.11.24 06:56:00 - [15] flying through low sec in my brand new torp fitted blackbird i opened fire on a frig that was following me, little did i know that gate guns would swat me like the bug i was, ahh the good old days :)
Zaisig Murakk Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.11.24 07:53:00 - [16] If these are the funniest things you have done then you all lead incredibly sad lives.
Clawz0r Amarr Raiders of the Open Stars	Posted - 2009.11.24 07:56:00 - [17] Plug my iPod Touch into my computer while doing an L3 without activating my repairs. It changed window, and i was warping at the time that happened. and i have a really crappy computer, so you can see how that happened. Lost an apoc and about 120-140m of fittings or something. Probably less. -Clawz0r
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2009.11.24 07:58:00 - [18] Edited by: Lance Fighter on 24/11/2009 07:58:44 I tried to tank lowsec sentries with a vengeance once. edit zoig, thats actually petitionable. The issue is that concord GAVE you GCC, not that concord killed your ship once you had GCC. Stress that point. OHGODS BELOW THIS LINE IS MY SIG !!!! SRSLY! Blane Xero > Lance is at -0.9 sec status with a 1 million bounty. Lance is also amarrian. Thats 3 evil points
Intense Thinker Minmatar	Posted - 2009.11.24 08:05:00 - [19] While I might or might not have been drunk off my ass I thought my 15 Retributions could take out a Chimera... turns out they couldn't Originally by: Hamshoe Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining.
Taradis Amarr Paxton Industries Paxton Federation	Posted - 2009.11.24 09:22:00 - [20] When I wuz a nooblet in a geddon that I had fitted to snipe from like 100km or so away, I baited a pirate that was bugging an old corp mate of mine who was mining at the time and one thing led to another he went flashy I went shooty then concord appeard and next thing I know the pirate was floating in a pod and promptly began the smack talk and lol in local it was too funny. It was one of those you had to have been there to see it deals.

Mal Lokrano Gallente Delve Inc.	Posted - 2009.11.24 10:17:00 - [21] 1. Lost a mega to a Thorax cause I was a moron. 2. The funniest thing I have done otherwise was when me and a friend were coming back from Ore space and ran into an interceptor solo camping a gate. So my friend goes first (were both in force recons) and he warps in thinking he'll land on the gate. Nope, lands right in the guys bubble. So he is getting riddled down by this little inty while I warp to another planet, and my friend is on ts like "uhh Mal where are you?". While I am warping he is in 50% armour and slowly falling. Apparently this guy had the bubble perfectly placed and it sucks be in right on top of them. I target, webb the inty and send in my drones, then activate the warp disrupter for good measure. Sure enough he goes down pretty quick. That was a fun albeit small and somewhat unfair fight. What makes it funny was that as we were in different corps he never expected it coming. ____________________________________________ When going to a party with wine, women, and song. Always acertain the vintage of the first two.
Slipknot Korn Minmatar Decadence. RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2009.11.24 10:36:00 - [22] Trashed 3 vagas in one day back in the days when vagas were up to 250mill each... This is a sig.
Oriens Pars	Posted - 2009.11.24 14:20:00 - [23] Edited by: Oriens Pars on 24/11/2009 14:22:41 I once drove about 10 miles with 11 other people stuffed into my '78 Mustang II hatchback (which in itself is pretty funny) from downtown to an after prom hotel party outside of town......and made it without being pulled over edit: now that I think about it, it was really only around 6 miles, but still
Xarax	Posted - 2009.11.24 15:11:00 - [24] I once podded a guy with my Naglfar while corp mates pointed him. It took about 10 minutes. Soylent Quafe is pod pilots!
Cory Sopapilla Minmatar Kiroshi Group	Posted - 2009.11.24 15:27:00 - [25] I'd have to say it was when I was selling copies of a fairly expensive BPO and one day realized the original was gone when it was time to build more. Someone got a GREAT deal.
Dandy Lyon	Posted - 2009.11.24 16:15:00 - [26] I was gate camping with my shiney new stealth bomber in low sec with some friends. They warned me that the guns shot hard, but I had to pull the trigger at our target anyway. I went pop in about a second. But, never fear, I had a spare sb in the station. I jumped in it, and undocked to get back in the action... Perhaps I should have waited a few minutes. My timer hadn't run out, and the station guns ate me. Two ships gone in just over a minute! Just a few days ago, I was salvaging in my wspace, when I was jumped by 2 guys. One, in a SB scrambled me. I don't have a gun on my destroyer, so all I could do was run. I had it fit with a cruiser sized afterburner, so I kicked it on, and got it moving, but I couldn't outrun the sb. He kept me from warping, but his buddy couldn't keep up with us, and he didn't have the skills to make a torp land on me for much damage. His buddy went back to their wh 3 different times to bring other ships that might help, but he couldn't keep up. Finally, I had to go pick my daughter up at school, so I just left the computer running. When I got back, I guess I must have run out of cap. My destroyer's shield was gone, and armour was failing fast. I kicked the AB back on, but it was too late, I went pop soon after. It took them nearly 30 minutes to kill an untanked destroyer with no guns! They had so much fun, they sent me 5 mil to cover my losses. :)
Mixaren Kohnar Caldari	Posted - 2009.11.24 16:35:00 - [27] I once accidentaly jumped my Geddon into 1.0 space when my sec status was barely under the safe limit. 15 minutes later, my Geddon exploded as I was barely outside the gate.
Rodj Blake Amarr PIE Inc.	Posted - 2009.11.24 16:47:00 - [28] Back in the days when missiles had splash damage, I was soloing a Dominix in my Caracal when I forgot that orbiting too close was a death sentence when using missiles... Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
Akiba Penrose	Posted - 2009.11.24 17:03:00 - [29] Originally by: Lance Fighter Edited by: Lance Fighter on 24/11/2009 07:58:44 I tried to tank lowsec sentries with a vengeance once. edit zoig, thats actually petitionable. The issue is that concord GAVE you GCC, not that concord killed your ship once you had GCC. Stress that point. In the Sanctum constellation Concord got their own swat team that give gcc when they land a hit. Concord mechanics
Brutalinator	Posted - 2009.11.24 17:51:00 - [30] Deciding, totally **faced (drunk) at about 7 am, to fill my Tempest with a **load of valuable stuff and move it through 40 jumps of null space (wo. a scout) instead of waiting for a carrier to jump it. After all, who's up so late anyway?! /sk :) ...the first gate i jumped to was heavily camped :) I don¦t even think i had guns fitted



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