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Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:20:00 -
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Are the hamsters dieing? |

Ann Drogynous
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:23:00 -
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Well I saw Freddie Starr heading towards the server room and then things became generally unresponsive. |

Fearless M0F0
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:24:00 -
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Edited by: Fearless M0F0 on 24/11/2009 17:37:19 Edited by: Fearless M0F0 on 24/11/2009 17:25:42 Server being kinda laggy since i got in but it is slowly getting worse.
Some ppl is claim market is failing, others can't turn in missions. Over here I release drones and they go out one by one a couple seconds apart 
Eve is dying! 
edit: grammar  edit2: spelling  |

Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:26:00 -
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Well, market in Jita is toally unresponseive  |

freshjiive
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:28:00 -
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restart plzzzzzzzzzzzzz |

Trebor Notlimah
Lone Star EVE Group Veni Vidi Vici
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:30:00 -
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Failure cascade...
17:29:08 Info The Market is not ready at the moment. Please try again later. |

Serenthris Landry
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:30:00 -
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Originally by: Fearless M0F0 Edited by: Fearless M0F0 on 24/11/2009 17:25:42 Server being kinda laggy since i got in but it is slowly getting worse.
Some ppl is claim market is failing, others can't turn in missions. Over here I release drones and they go out one by one a couple seconds apart 
Eve is dieing! 
edit: grammar 
You spelt dying wrong :p
Fakedit: Waaaah! MOAR CHEESE FOR ZE HAMSTERS! |

Dawne Xi
Minmatar 3D Salvage and Acquisitions
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:31:00 -
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I think the hamsters are at lunch ... I've never lagged this badly in Eve. Contracts are taking forever, installing research / manufacturing jobs are slow ... something isn't right. |

Melonne
Star's Dust Entertainment
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:31:00 -
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something goes wrong with the FTL system ;) |

Sergeant Clawhammer
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:33:00 -
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Originally by: Ann Drogynous Well I saw Freddie Starr heading towards the server room and then things became generally unresponsive.
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Gnulpie
Minmatar Miner Tech
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:34:00 -
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Hamsters got the swine-flue.
It's all over now  |

Shrug123
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:40:00 -
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API is gone for a Burton as well on EVEMon... yep there be summat strange around these 'ere parts |

Swiftgaze
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:41:00 -
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Hey I like hamsters, a friend of mine has one called Bogart. :D |

Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:42:00 -
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When I think about it, market and EVE as whole has been laggy at least a week now. Sisi on the other hand runs perfectly smooth.
CCP: Have you forgotten to feed the TQ hamsters while you have been occupied with the Sisi ones?  |

scrapironfish
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:43:00 -
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I think CCP Nozh is getting his revenge. |

Subter Fuge
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:43:00 -
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Maybe the hamsters are still picking the duct tape off their fur. |

Andavuvaslaz
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:44:00 -
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It's time for a restart. |

Ivory Saje
Equilibrium.
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:46:00 -
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Originally by: Shrug123 API is gone for a Burton as well on EVEMon... yep there be summat strange around these 'ere parts
GhostBusters? |

Oriens Pars
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:55:00 -
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Originally by: Serenthris Landry You spelt dying wrong :p
And you spelled spe.....oh nvm
Also, I think these forums finally took a dump too....just took me almost 10 minutes just to log in and view this stupid thread. |

Anghus McQuade
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:57:00 -
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Yup, hamsters must be on their lunch break or something. Time to whip them.
Lagging like nuts with everything I do. |
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RiotRick
Black-Sun Pitch Black Legion
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:57:00 -
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Maybe Nozh rebalanced the hamster food. |

Benco97
Gallente Shadow Veil Industrial
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:58:00 -
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I found it immensely funny that I didn't even notice there was a lag problem until everyone started screaming about it in local (on account of my very poor connection, 4kb/s max down is not a lot of fun).
Technical immunity to lag! |

Illwill Bill
Svea Rike The Council.
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:59:00 -
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I just lost a Warrior II because of this. I demand reimbursement or I will cancel my over 9000 accounts!!!!1!!one
On a more constructive note, I saw a page about a number of Amarrians calling in slave labour, so if nothing else, the hamsters should be relieved soon. |

Inquisitor Berthez
Alien Pancake Bonanza
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:59:00 -
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I hope the pet store is still open... |

Steve Celeste
Caldari Overdogs
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:59:00 -
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Well maybe Mr. T hacked the game and created a Mohawk class! |

Lone Gunman
Forhotea Corporation
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:59:00 -
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The Forums are intermittant as well, must be the dreaded database issues once again. |

Iva Soreass
the united
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Posted - 2009.11.24 17:59:00 -
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Originally by: RiotRick Maybe Nozh rebalanced the hamster food.
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brutoid
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: Andavuvaslaz It's time for a restart.
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Br41n
Amarr Pinky and the Brain corp
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: Illwill Bill I just lost a Warrior II because of this. I demand reimbursement or I will cancel my over 9000 accounts!!!!1!!one
On a more constructive note, I saw a page about a number of Amarrians calling in slave labour, so if nothing else, the hamsters should be relieved soon.
Hamsters work harder than those lazy minmatar slaves |

Ga'len
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:05:00 -
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EVE IS CLOSE TO DIE!!
Sorry, had to be done.

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Illwill Bill
Svea Rike The Council.
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:05:00 -
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Edited by: Illwill Bill on 24/11/2009 18:05:57
Originally by: Br41n
Hamsters work harder than those lazy minmatar slaves
Yeah, but the hamsters have labor unions. Slave labor is so much more flexible.
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Plim
Gallente Kobayashi Maru Experience
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:06:00 -
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Oveur puked on something again :( ---- Me - Plim Character. You - Non-Plim Character. |

Joanne Masala
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:07:00 -
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Shoot up the hamster's with steroids, lets just get whatever we can outa them till they flop down dead alltogether!
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Inquisitor Berthez
Alien Pancake Bonanza
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Illwill Bill I just lost a Warrior II because of this. I demand reimbursement or I will cancel my over 9000 accounts!!!!1!!one
Can I have your stuff? .
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Nye Jaran
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:15:00 -
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Eve Cluster is not currently accepting new connections. 
What am I supposed to do at work, now?
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Fearless M0F0
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:17:00 -
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Tranquility is currently experiencing an excessive load due to some database related issues. As a result we have closed the cluster for new connections and disabled the API, while we're working on resolving the issue.
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Makkz
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:18:00 -
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ok which ccp noob tripped over the cluster cables...
cmon own up.
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ForceM
Gallente POS Builder Inc. Silent Requiem
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:18:00 -
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Originally by: Inquisitor Berthez
Originally by: Illwill Bill I just lost a Warrior II because of this. I demand reimbursement or I will cancel my over 9000 accounts!!!!1!!one
Can I have your stuff?
all 9000 velators? -----
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Mme Research
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:20:00 -
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Can someone at CCP check and see if I'm training a skill? I was drunk last night and not sure if I updated my skill queue.
K, thanks! 
Wait I did that wrong, didn't I?
Get the server up now and reimburse me for the loss of all my pixels! And training time! And non-training time! And time spent on the crapper!     
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Teclador
Caldari Stardust Heavy Industries Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:23:00 -
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What the Hell is going on "Server: Not Accepting Connections" since an hour ???
--------- Solong Teclador |
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Stratio
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:24:00 -
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"Tranquility is currently experiencing an excessive load due to some database related issues. As a result we have closed the cluster for new connections and disabled the API, while we're working on resolving the issue. " _____________________
For Tribe and Honour! |

Vossejongk
Caldari Party Crashers Allegiance 2 None
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:28:00 -
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Edited by: Vossejongk on 24/11/2009 18:29:09
Originally by: Benco97 I found it immensely funny that I didn't even notice there was a lag problem until everyone started screaming about it in local (on account of my very poor connection, 4kb/s max down is not a lot of fun).
Technical immunity to lag!
Actually you just permalag :P
Edit: logging in now Edit2: ****: The cluster is not currently accepting connections My signature was too big so now i'm Koos Sigloos |

Varesk
Gallente Maelstrom Crew
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:30:00 -
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Quote: 24/11/2009 Gearing Up for Dominion
As we draw closer towards the launch of our next expansion, EVE Online: Dominion, you may notice some seemingly odd messages when you attempt to log in to the game around our regularly scheduled daily downtime. If you see "incompatible protocol" or "incompatible client" error messages, these messages are most likely due to the myriad tests we are running and do not indicate an issue with your client.
welp..... ----- removed due to size. |

Col Angus
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:30:00 -
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The cluster is not currently accepting connections    
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Fitzter
Real Nice And Laidback Corporation
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:32:00 -
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No ...Please dont make me have to hangout with the family this holiday weekend.. NOOOOO http://www.rnal.net/images//fitzteriss2.jpg |

Robdon
Baptism oF Fire Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Teclador What the Hell is going on "Server: Not Accepting Connections" since an hour ???
Well, since there is clearly a problem with the servers, I'm guess they are trying to find out what the actual problem is so that it can be fixed, so it doesnt happen again.
While rebooting will probably resolve the problem now, it wont help them find the problem, and prevent it from happening again...
However, some kind of update from them would be good :)
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Nika Dekaia
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:36:00 -
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Had a bad day at work....LET ME IN!
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Cory Sopapilla
Minmatar Kiroshi Group
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:37:00 -
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Ugh! Came home for a quick lunch to switch skills, deliver a job and contract to the buyer, etc and I'm sitting here with nothing on TV. Help CCP!!!
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Dirty Snipe
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:37:00 -
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Once again epic fail....
Some one needs to put 50p in the meter....
Can a member of staff guve us a eta on when you are allowing connections. I have a whole batch of research jobs that have completed and i want to restart them all. (TIME IS MONEY)
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Skywalker
Minmatar Darkness and Chaos INFINITY.
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:38:00 -
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This always happens a few days before patch day. My guess is they are dumping data.
My blog
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Dograzor
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:39:00 -
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At about 18:00 Eve time I got dc'd & can't establish a connection after that. I dont mind playing with lag, but me getting kicked out & kept out of Eve is unacceptable.
I'd like a free day added to the subscriptions of my 3 accounts. Very disappointing.
I dont mind playing with lag, I do ming getting disconnected & being kept out. Psh.
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innot
Minmatar Gulliver Corp The Makhai
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:39:00 -
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its open
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Stage
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:41:00 -
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Didnt you guys read the latest dev blog, Dominion is actually the day that turn the hampster powered severs off. The End of days
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Osiris04
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:41:00 -
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Confirmed open.
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Obsidian Hawk
Free Galactic Enterprises FREGE
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:45:00 -
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CCP didn't want those hamsters anyway.
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Lost Hamster
Hamster Holding Corp
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:51:00 -
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Give them a rest:
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Needle Juice
Caldari Wrecking Shots
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Posted - 2009.11.24 18:52:00 -
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RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!
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Navell Phora
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Posted - 2009.11.24 19:02:00 -
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Quickly, hide all duct tape!1
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000Hunter000
Gallente Missiles 'R' Us
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Posted - 2009.11.24 19:09:00 -
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On my lil widget...
A general error has occured...
SO hows the server doing atm?  ________________________________________________
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Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2009.11.24 19:16:00 -
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Originally by: 000Hunter000 On my lil widget...
A general error has occured...
SO hows the server doing atm? 
Its dead, Jim. (Well, soon anyways)
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000Hunter000
Gallente Missiles 'R' Us
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Posted - 2009.11.24 19:25:00 -
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So it is... There flying in the spare hamsters as we speak i'm sure  ________________________________________________
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Fish Bulb
The Singularity Amalgamation
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Posted - 2009.11.24 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Anghus McQuade Yup, hamsters must be on their lunch break or something. Time to whip them.
Lagging like nuts with everything I do.
Has anybody called in the Chief Server Admin?: "CCP Hamster Whipper"
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Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2009.11.25 19:18:00 -
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Originally by: 000Hunter000 So it is... There flying in the spare hamsters as we speak i'm sure 
Seems like the new hamsters was kinda ... slow. 
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