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Shigsy
Ignition.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 00:55:00 -
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Edited by: Shigsy on 13/12/2009 00:56:33
So there I was in rancer, watching the crielere gate. United were camping it obviously, but not for much longer it appeared. What appeared to be a normal bantam arrived on gate, but it landed from a different direction, therefor dodging United's main weapon, the smartbomb. Not only that, it appeared this bantam was out for revenge. This little mining ship dropped a cyno on the united gatecamp, and its big brother the rorqual jumped in. This fiercesome mining ship gives amazing bonuses to its fellow hulks, and can even haul all their ore after a mining op. What was he doing, surely he was going to be destroyed by the might of the united.
As my mother used to tell me about spiders, "it's afraid of you more than you're afraid of it" seemed to be the motto of this tale. Several of the united fleet jumped out into the safety of crielere, and others warped off, but that was not all. This rorqual wanted blood.
The united fleet was in chaos, they warped off as many as they could. The poor megathron couldn't withstand the fierceness of the mining ship and had to run for it, wit his tail between his legs. The rorqual was victorious.
Being a carebear, this ship's pilot had no e-honour, and rubbed salt into the wounds by camping the fiercest of pirate corps into their own station.
Tl;dr
Rorqual attacks united gatecamp, 10 or so united ships flee the scene, the rorqual camps them into station
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Larkonis TrassIer
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.13 00:56:00 -
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Edited by: Larkonis TrassIer on 13/12/2009 01:02:12
First
EDIT: It's me, I'm the Rorqual in the OP
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Elias Modron
S.K. Astronautics
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:01:00 -
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****ing epic stuff.
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CEO, S.K. Astronautics
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Resdayn
Amarr
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:01:00 -
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n1
Garmonation 7 - A pure pvp movie |
Dani Leone
Gallente
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:02:00 -
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Poasting for Great Justice
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Drakan290
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:02:00 -
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second
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FugginNutz
Caldari
ADVANCED Combat and Engineering
Violent Society
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:02:00 -
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mothyowns
teeny tiny space pirates
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:03:00 -
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http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/ |
Jogvan
NibbleTek
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:03:00 -
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Just FYI shigsy fails at bumping.
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Arathon Theimies
Monolithic.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:06:00 -
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I support the mining ships campaign against the united with great vigor, mine on.
Truth and Honour, Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!! |
Boomershoot
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:17:00 -
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OH GOD LOL
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Death4free
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:19:00 -
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i think fail of this magnitude deserves a short cartoon to preserve it for future generations
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Drakan290
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:21:00 -
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 Originally by: Death4free
i think fail of this magnitude deserves a short cartoon to preserve it for future generations
cool make us one
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Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:22:00 -
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lmao!
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Boomershoot
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:26:00 -
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"My name is Andrea Black, I mine, I trade, I bust united gatecamps in mining ships, and I enjoy myself. Don't be rude to me though, I have quite a bite."
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FU22
Duty.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:29:00 -
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thats so full of win that i think it broke the winometer
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Shigsy
Ignition.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:42:00 -
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RORQUAL STRIKES BACK
While the rorqual was camping united into their station, a hostile pirate honourless s****brought a moros to help the united.
The rorqual was having none of this.... and killed the moros.
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gpfault
Divine Retribution
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:46:00 -
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Originally by: the united
Our smartbombs cannot handle mining ships of this magnitude
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Andrea Black
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:46:00 -
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Victim: *******
Corp: The Black Rabbits
Alliance: The Gurlstas Associates
Ship: Moros (Dreadnought)
Location: Rancer (0.4)
Date: 2009-12-13 01:35:00
Total ISK Loss: 1,927,358,772.00
Total Damage Taken: 796,556
Andrea Black
Galactic Research Corp
None
Rorqual (Cap. Industrial)
Ogre I
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Drakan290
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Posted - 2009.12.13 01:48:00 -
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p ics pics pics pics pcspicpiscpsicpsicpsicspicspicsocpsicspicspics of you killing moros with rorq i will die of laughter
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Shigsy
Ignition.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 02:00:00 -
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Like a german u-boat stalking its unsuspecting prey deep in the atlantic ocean...
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.12.13 02:12:00 -
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I lold.. Its been a while since a thread made me do that.
Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde
HYDRA PROVAIL!
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Misaniovent
Blood Phage Syndicate
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.12.13 02:37:00 -
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Originally by: Andrea Black
Victim: *******
Corp: The Black Rabbits
Alliance: The Gurlstas Associates
Ship: Moros (Dreadnought)
Location: Rancer (0.4)
Date: 2009-12-13 01:35:00
Total ISK Loss: 1,927,358,772.00
Total Damage Taken: 796,556
Andrea Black
Galactic Research Corp
None
Rorqual (Cap. Industrial)
Ogre I
Sweet baby Jesus.
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PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar
yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2009.12.13 02:42:00 -
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this thread
BEST THREAD
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Boomershoot
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.12.13 02:58:00 -
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there's a new entry in the awes-o-meter
"Ridin Through Hell on a Black Rorqual on fire with both hands tied up behind your back"
i thought i'd never see the day a thread would have made into history.
now i've witnessed that day, for the generations to come.
and in the background, a festive crowd is screaming "STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY"
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Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.13 03:01:00 -
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http://tas.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=31386
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TimMc
Gallente
Psykotic Meat
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 03:25:00 -
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Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected
http://tas.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=31386
Instantly less impressed
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari
The Phoenix Enclave
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Posted - 2009.12.13 03:26:00 -
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Originally by: Misaniovent
Originally by: Andrea Black
Victim: *******
Corp: The Black Rabbits
Alliance: The Gurlstas Associates
Ship: Moros (Dreadnought)
Location: Rancer (0.4)
Date: 2009-12-13 01:35:00
Total ISK Loss: 1,927,358,772.00
Total Damage Taken: 796,556
Andrea Black
Galactic Research Corp
None
Rorqual (Cap. Industrial)
Ogre I
Sweet baby Jesus.
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James Tritanius
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Posted - 2009.12.13 03:48:00 -
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OMG!
Best thread in months!
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Gneeznow
Minmatar
Ship spinners inc
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Posted - 2009.12.13 04:08:00 -
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lols nice one
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