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Pilk
Blade.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 18:50:00 -
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Today, we'll be selling a few trinkets from my collection of impossible-to-get things. As always, as I am a certified seller per the SCC, all modules I sell convey along with their original factory warranty.
First, the quick version, for those who don't care about the backstory. The following items are for sale:
Now, for those thirsting for details, let us begin!
'Executive' Remote Sensor Dampener I
So there you are, in your perfect-skills Arazu. You've got the Raven locked down in the belt, and you confidently apply your two range-scripted Phased Muon dampeners. But, wait, what's this!? The Raven is targeting you back! BAIL BAIL BAIL! But the Raven has a point, and even with his unscripted sensor booster, he's able to target to nearly 25 km. Humiliated, you don't even bother to post your lossmail to the killboard, waiting for the API sc**** to pick it up instead. If only there were some way to stop this from happening.
But wait! Now there is!
With 'Executive' sensor dampeners, that Raven would've been helpless prey, able to lock a more than a full kilometer less. The secret lies in the programming. Only 'Executive' sensor dampeners feature our exclusive dual-lockout signal field projector, bringing your skills into laser-focus, pushing your disruption bonus from a measly -58.57% to a full, staggering -59.6% (rigs sold separately).
But wait, there's more!
I hear you now; you're telling me, "But, my good man, surely that will cost me an arm and a leg to fit; my fitting is simply too tight as it is." No need to worry, gentle reader! An 'Executive' sensor dampener might in fact save you fittings if you're using T2, because it will take precisely as much CPU and PG as mere Meta 4 T1. And capacitor? No problem! Again, we see how the engineering genius at work behind this module comes into play, dropping its cap use a full THIRD relative to its T2 counterpart. You'd have to spent 150% as much capacitor simply to activate your T2 RSD. And we all know, in PvP, cap is life.
Still not satisfied? There are more unique modules coming right up, after this break.
-Cut to Commercial-
Welcome back! We're here today discussing the newest project to come out of the innovation mines of Khanid Prime, the
'Investor' Tracking Disruptor I
Tiring of a life of ganking ratting Ravens? Do your tastes run to new, exotic, turret-based prey? Have you always longed for the thrill of transversal-tanking an opponent?
Your answer is here.
The 'Investor' tracking disruptor combines the proven technology of the Balmer Series and T2 tracking disruptors with the latest in anti-metastasis technology. With a performance jump relative to those antiquated curiosities equal to the difference between DDO and Balmer, the 'Investor' takes tracking disruption to whole new heights of efficacy. No longer bound by the limitations inherent in pirate and T2 mass-manufacture, bespoke 'Investor' disruptors give you the kind of performanceùa 71.32% reduction in the targeted ship's tracking or optimal and falloff ranges, per unitùthat was previously available only to those able to acquire Aurora implants.
But that's not all!
Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
Tyrrax's bet status: PAID! |
Pilk
Blade.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 18:51:00 -
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(reserved)
Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
Tyrrax's bet status: PAID! |
Ralith
Gallente
Sturmgrenadier Operations Group
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Posted - 2009.12.13 19:10:00 -
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This is such a win auction, free bump, going to show all my friends this auction.
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Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente
Silver Snake Enterprise
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.12.13 20:20:00 -
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Edited by: Hemmo Paskiainen on 13/12/2009 20:20:08
engineering 100m
mobile refine 100m
when does the auction end?
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Kenraali
Finnish Investments
Imperial Research
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Posted - 2009.12.13 21:47:00 -
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Astronautic engineering 500m. |
Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente
Silver Snake Enterprise
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.12.14 12:42:00 -
[6]
engineering 501m
mobile refine 100m
when does the auction end?
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Yukiko Ume
Caldari
Ume Logistics
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Posted - 2009.12.14 14:33:00 -
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This was the best sales post I've ever read. 
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Pilk
Blade.
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Posted - 2009.12.14 19:01:00 -
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All,
Thanks for the compliments.
Hemmo, your bid on the book was not valid, as bid increment is 10% of the previous bid.
As to auction length:
 Originally by: Pilk
Auction continues as long as there's interest or until a buyout offer is accepted. All sales final, no refunds or rain checks.
--P
Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
Tyrrax's bet status: PAID! |
evil's toy
horizons
The Colbert Nation
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Posted - 2009.12.14 19:04:00 -
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Astronautic Engineering
600m
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Kenraali
Finnish Investments
Imperial Research
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Posted - 2009.12.14 20:49:00 -
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Astronautic engineering 660m
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Ohh Yeah
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.14 21:00:00 -
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You can't actually get into Jovian space with these bookmarks, can you?
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evil's toy
horizons
The Colbert Nation
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Posted - 2009.12.14 21:34:00 -
[12]
Astronautic engineering 726m
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2009.12.14 21:47:00 -
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Shameless 50M offer for the whole set of BM's, else bump for a wicked good post.
Win a Aeon mothership for 10M ISK |
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squiggly12
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Posted - 2009.12.14 22:10:00 -
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100M for the BM's.
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Pilk
Blade.
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Posted - 2009.12.15 13:41:00 -
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Originally by: Ohh Yeah
You can't actually get into Jovian space with these bookmarks, can you?
Not through any mechanic of which I am aware, no. Of course, that wouldn't stop you from finding a mechanic that I don't know about, now would it? 
The reality is, they're probably just curiosities.
--P
Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
Tyrrax's bet status: PAID! |
Baron Vosh
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.12.15 14:08:00 -
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1 mill per module. Cool post.
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Dave Meltdown
Capital Construction Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.15 14:50:00 -
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Edited by: Dave Meltdown on 15/12/2009 14:50:05
engineering 660
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jnb
Black Ash State Services
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Posted - 2009.12.15 15:27:00 -
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This is so win.
Astonautic Engineering 800M.
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Hulk Combat - When Carebears Attack! |
evil's toy
horizons
The Colbert Nation
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Posted - 2009.12.15 15:37:00 -
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Astronautic engineering 900m
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jnb
Black Ash State Services
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Posted - 2009.12.15 16:01:00 -
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110M for the BMs
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Hulk Combat - When Carebears Attack! |
GavinCapacitor
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Posted - 2009.12.15 18:54:00 -
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2m for the tracking disruptor, up to a quantity of 6.
2m for the sensor damp, up to a quantity of 6.
41 mil for RU-9 bookmark.
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Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente
Silver Snake Enterprise
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.12.15 22:41:00 -
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Originally by: evil's toy
Astronautic engineering 900m
990
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bucktooth
Caldari
Ghost Data
Eych Four Eks Zero Ahr
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Posted - 2009.12.15 22:50:00 -
[23]
Mobile refinery operation 150m
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evil's toy
horizons
The Colbert Nation
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Posted - 2009.12.16 00:36:00 -
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Astronautic engineering 1100m
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Mugster
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Posted - 2009.12.16 00:59:00 -
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How many tracking disruptors do you have?
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RuckaLucka Ali
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Posted - 2009.12.16 01:02:00 -
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Edited by: RuckaLucka Ali on 16/12/2009 01:02:44
RB-2EA 350mil b/o mail sent as well
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Entity
X-Factor Industries
Synthetic Existence
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Posted - 2009.12.16 01:03:00 -
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cute thread.
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Got Item? | EVE API? | Cache? |
Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente
Silver Snake Enterprise
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.12.16 11:08:00 -
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Mobile refinery operation 165m |
Pilk
Blade.
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Posted - 2009.12.17 02:50:00 -
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Originally by: Mugster
How many tracking disruptors do you have?
Eight.
Which is seven more than have ever been sold together before, I believe. I bought them (and the Executives, and some 'Motte' CPRs that I'm keeping unless you knock my socks off with an offer) in the hope that CCP would once again allow COSMOS modules in the alliance tournament. Since it's been something like four tournaments since that last happened, and since I just can't justify fitting them on a PvP ship, I'm basically giving up on ever using these. I would love to see them find good home(s) with people who appreciate their awesomeness, or else find a home with someone who'll fit them to a recon or two and immediately Black Ops-JB them into a 100-man hostile fleet, Tyrrax-style.
Of course, if you choose option #2, kindly send me a link to the killmail.
Oh, and here's a gratuitous second commercial break.
--P
Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
Tyrrax's bet status: PAID! |
Pilk
Blade.
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Posted - 2009.12.18 13:42:00 -
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Zis iz zee bu(z)mp.
--P
Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
Tyrrax's bet status: PAID! |
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