Originally by: Krasnij Okjabre

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In before Larkonis Stalkler... and Ather...

Good haul. Enjoy it. I hope it hangs round your neck well.

Kras.

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Originally by: Larkonis TrassIer

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Originally by: Krasnij Okjabre

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In before Larkonis Stalkler... and Ather...

Good haul. Enjoy it. I hope it hangs round your neck well.

Kras.

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I wasn't going to poast here, but now you mention it...

Nice haul... I didn't realise the united was that rich or even why the corp would need to be that rich as opposed to divying up the spoils of war better . Plenty of jewsilver moons in the Rancer pocket to be had. Best of luck getting back on your feet.

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Originally by: Anope

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I hope this adequately compensates for your sorry life.

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Originally by: Anope

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The internet. If your not careful it can bring out the worst in you, for all to see.

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Originally by: Boomershoot

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Originally by: Ather Ialeas

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Edited by: Ather Ialeas on 25/12/2009 10:34:02

Corporate Theft Report
70+ billion combined ISK/assets stolen from The United pirate corporation

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Hello C&P,
I come to you bearing the gift of some holiday lulz. In the early hours of December 24, The United was relieved of its core assets in the form of the clearing of all corporate wallet divisions and the three leadership-level restricted hangars at offices in multiple systems by a disgruntled director (myself) who saw some potential for personal gain.

The United would be best known as the corporation that camps the Rancer pipe catching traffic moving between Caldari and Minmatar high sec, smartbombing empty shuttles and noobships filled with implants alike every day for the past few years. For a pirate corporation, The United was fairly rich, as ransoms combined with loot sales from kills contributed to a very well stocked hangar and wallet. At one time the members of The United were top notch, always working towards the good of the whole and making sacrifices to meet corporate goals, and those who cooperated in this manner were rewarded significantly in the form of regular payouts. Ship and module replacement programs that provided near-total reimbursement have kept members well stocked, but these generous systems have ultimately contributed to the downfall of the corp.

Most of the veteran members of the corp have moved on due to the stagnant nature of gate camping. As a result, the current roster is composed primarily of greedy pilots who are incapable of pvping outside of a blob on the Crielere gate, and even then, pilots consistently shoot ships intended for ransom. Another typical occurrence is the the regular loot theft that has run rampant in the corp up until the recent log mechanic. Directors as well have always tended to throw random, flat sums of ISK into the loot sale wallet when depositing the funds earned from loot sale, and no true oversight of corporate funds has ever existed, leading to massive accumulation of ISK in the wallets of the veteran leadership that was supposed to make its way back into payouts. The United today is nothing more than a group of pilots driven by greed and a constant desire for handouts provided by the corporate reimbursement and discount sales systems, and the spirit of mutual interest and benefit among the members has been lost.

Remaining is a small selection of ships and modules scattered throughout the corporate hangars in various systems.

Today, I teach you a lesson in greed. I've learned from the best.

Merry Christmas,
Ather


TL;DR
-Opportunity to seize 70B
-70B seized


For those interested in the numbers, the item volume prevents a solid calculation at this time (and I don't care to do one in the future), but here's a rundown:

37.4B liquid ISK, an un-calculated amount of assets

Ships valued at 22.4B rigs unconsidered

4.1B in general organized modules

Minimum of 4B in BPCs/BPOs

Satellite offices robbed include an additional 1.8B in ships, no item estimate yet due to volume

...and many, many containers of miscellaneous T2/T3/capital/faction/deadspace yet to be organized and accounted for, valued at an unknown amount

EDIT: Thousands of m3 of various items continue to be uncovered...unsure of total haul at this point.

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Yo Ather i'm happy for you and imma let you finish, but Curzon Dax had the best christmas heist of all times! OF ALL TIMES!

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Originally by: Jane Bennet

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Originally by: Anope

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The internet. If your not careful it can bring out the worst in you, for all to see.

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Says a Rancer Ganker.

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Originally by: Coues79

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Originally by: Jane Bennet

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Originally by: Anope

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The internet. If your not careful it can bring out the worst in you, for all to see.

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Says a Rancer Ganker.

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lol @ this comment

its very easy to spot a noob, when they are still prejudice over ganker/griefer corps

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Originally by: Jane Bennet

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I've been playing since 2005, how about you?

You read my comment wrong. Try again.

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Originally by: malloryschmalloroy

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To all the people who are critisizing the OP and saying he only does this to improve his sorry life need to step back and evaluate thier lives. Get over it, pulling off a theft on friends or noob corps that are too trusting is very entertaining and can be quite the rush. We are not criminals, maniacs, etc in RL.

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Originally by: Misanth

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'sup with all the recent poasts with people pretending they robbed their corps? Drama is fun, don't deprive us of it. Rob it for real instead and post evidence.

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