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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2010.01.05 01:08:00 -
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Many people have asked me what the secret to my success is... well tonight is a perfect example to guide you to the true understanding of the eve savant.
First, I log in to find a whine mail from someone asking for their ISK back, surely I have made a mistake... 
Confident and full of both whine and wine I then go roaming around the North thwarting blockades and chatting crap with my various 'associates'. Spotting a pair of dramiels engaging a crusader, I engage, hoping to assist the poor croissant from the overpowered frigate duo of death... and promptly get pwnt. No worries, insure and head out again since I'm currently garrisoned nearby for swift infiltrative tactics.
To my bewilderment and subsequent amusement, a swift 20m skill point implant upgrade is twisted by blood alcohol levels into a 20m ISK clone upgrade, thus ensuring 96 million of my current 17m skill points will be safely retained  Considering my techniques and pro level of combat, this is obviously not likely to last out to 96m sp 
Nevertheless, determined I head out again... this time to lose only a second Incursus, but to retain my more valuable escape capsule, this time living up to its name.
A further conversation with one of the Dramiel pilots nets both a respectful diatribe on null sec incursion theories, but also 6 (might have been 9) gleaming Vexor hulls.
What is the lesson to be learned here?
Internet spaceships are very serious business, make no mistake.
I encourage you all to come away from this lesson enlightened.
I love you all.
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Skoot
Local Threat
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Posted - 2010.01.05 01:16:00 -
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1st because I am a stalker...
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari
Hashimoto Corporation
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Posted - 2010.01.05 01:19:00 -
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♥ spank
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Kyle Langdon
Gallente
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.05 01:33:00 -
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I learned a lot from this post. Would read again.
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.01.05 02:11:00 -
[5]
Pathetic.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2010.01.05 02:24:00 -
[6]
 Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Pathetic.
Jelus? Or just buttehuert?
♥
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Mickey Simon
TEMPLAR.
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Posted - 2010.01.05 02:31:00 -
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How to be pro at eve
1: Create toon named Mickey Simon
2: Lose ships in ******ed ways
3: ????
4: Profit!
I'm at step 2 atm.
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Zeredek
Gallente
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.01.05 02:32:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
To my bewilderment and subsequent amusement, a swift 20m skill point implant upgrade is twisted by blood alcohol levels into a 20m ISK clone upgrade
Epic 
Zeredek
Not a moderator
Originally by: Rolk Anderson
Words cannot describe the hatred I feel for you Zeredek.
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.01.05 02:40:00 -
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Originally by: Mickey Simon
How to be pro at eve
1: Create toon named Mickey Simon
2: Lose ships in ******ed ways
3: ????
4: Profit!
I'm at step 2 atm.
Really? Cuz every time I talk to you I get the impression that you're on a combination of steps 2 and 3.
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Dannerkongen
Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2010.01.05 03:01:00 -
[10]
Lady Spank♥st≡v≡
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.01.05 04:25:00 -
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I for one am happy this thread was not about hulk ganking.. ♥ U Spank.
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2010.01.05 04:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Pathetic.
Jelus? Or just buttehuert?
Personally, I am totally jealous.
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Ana'Lingus
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Posted - 2010.01.05 05:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Many people have asked me what the secret to my success is... well tonight is a perfect example to guide you to the true understanding of the eve savant.
First, I log in to find a whine mail from someone asking for their ISK back, surely I have made a mistake...
Confident and full of both whine and wine I then go roaming around the North thwarting blockades and chatting crap with my various 'associates'. Spotting a pair of dramiels engaging a crusader, I engage, hoping to assist the poor croissant from the overpowered frigate duo of death... and promptly get pwnt. No worries, insure and head out again since I'm currently garrisoned nearby for swift infiltrative tactics.
To my bewilderment and subsequent amusement, a swift 20m skill point implant upgrade is twisted by blood alcohol levels into a 20m ISK clone upgrade, thus ensuring 96 million of my current 17m skill points will be safely retained Considering my techniques and pro level of combat, this is obviously not likely to last out to 96m sp
Nevertheless, determined I head out again... this time to lose only a second Incursus, but to retain my more valuable escape capsule, this time living up to its name.
A further conversation with one of the Dramiel pilots nets both a respectful diatribe on null sec incursion theories, but also 6 (might have been 9) gleaming Vexor hulls.
What is the lesson to be learned here?
Internet spaceships are very serious business, make no mistake.
I encourage you all to come away from this lesson enlightened.
I love you all.
You're the first person I know of that is proud of being "special." Congratulations.
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K1RTH G3RS3N
Haunted House
THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2010.01.05 06:21:00 -
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im glad to have returned to cnp to find quality too has also returned 
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Ancy Denaries
Forever Unbound
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Posted - 2010.01.05 06:30:00 -
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Originally by: Ana'Lingus
You're the first person I know of that is proud of being "special." Congratulations.
You have clearly not heard of Daniel Jackson.
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Vicky Somers
Caldari
Rusty Anchor
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Posted - 2010.01.05 06:47:00 -
[16]
Lady Spank, I'm your biggest fan!
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Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.05 07:03:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
I for one am happy this thread was not about hulk ganking.. ♥ U Spank.
Jelus!!
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Asuka Smith
Gallente
Noir.
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Posted - 2010.01.05 07:06:00 -
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Posting in a Spank thread.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.01.05 07:18:00 -
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Originally by: Helicity Boson
Originally by: Lana Torrin
I for one am happy this thread was not about hulk ganking.. ♥ U Spank.
Jelus!!
Don't get me wrong, I like hulk ganking, but at one point yesterday the only threads on the front page that weren't about hulk ganking were the stickies at the top. Its a bit much as other things do happen in eve you know..
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
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Posted - 2010.01.05 07:58:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
the only threads on the front page that weren't about hulk ganking were the stickies at the top. Its a bit much as other things do happen in eve you know..
Yeah it's a bit much.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.05 09:42:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Helicity Boson
Originally by: Lana Torrin
I for one am happy this thread was not about hulk ganking.. ♥ U Spank.
Jelus!!
Don't get me wrong, I like hulk ganking, but at one point yesterday the only threads on the front page that weren't about hulk ganking were the stickies at the top. Its a bit much as other things do happen in eve you know..
Just be glad you don't have my evemail box, it's become some kind of HATE MAGNET.
That said, spank, I want to pod you sensually.
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Cashews
Bastelrunde EV
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Posted - 2010.01.05 10:04:00 -
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and where precisely is the pro factor in here?
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Ana'Lingus
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Posted - 2010.01.05 10:19:00 -
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Edited by: Ana''Lingus on 05/01/2010 10:20:53
Originally by: Ancy Denaries
Originally by: Ana'Lingus
You're the first person I know of that is proud of being "special." Congratulations.
You have clearly not heard of Daniel Jackson.
I remember that thread. Many lols to be had, but still, Spank reminds me of Johnny Knoxville's character in "The Ringer". Purposely ******ed so he can beat all the other ******ed people at the Special Olympics.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2010.01.05 18:08:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Cashews
and where precisely is the pro factor in here?
Oh come on man; isn't it obvious? Or are you just too SRS.
Originally by: Ana'Lingus
Spank reminds me of Johnny Knoxville's character in "The Ringer". Purposely ******ed so he can beat all the other ******ed people at the Special Olympics.
Pretty close there, the more people think your a noob, the less thought they put in to tactics
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Compleat Bacon
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Posted - 2010.01.05 19:36:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
To my bewilderment and subsequent amusement, a swift 20m skill point implant upgrade is twisted by blood alcohol levels into a 20m ISK clone upgrade, thus ensuring 96 million of my current 17m skill points will be safely retained
Personally, I'd be glad that the 20m sp clone upgrade wasn't twisted into a 2m sp clone upgrade, thus guaranteeing a rage quit upon podding. THAT would made you special....
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MicroWarpdrive II
the united
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2010.01.05 21:04:00 -
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you only have 17m sp?
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2010.01.05 21:13:00 -
[27]
Originally by: MicroWarpdrive II
you only have 17m sp?
How many sp did you think I had?
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2010.01.05 22:21:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: MicroWarpdrive II
you only have 17m sp?
How many sp did you think I had?
Over 9,000!
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Boomershoot
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.01.05 22:26:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Andrea Griffin
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: MicroWarpdrive II
you only have 17m sp?
How many sp did you think I had?
Over 9,000!
That's a pretty low standard.
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Kitimortoa
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Posted - 2010.01.05 23:53:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Ana'Lingus
Originally by: Lady Spank
Many people have asked me what the secret to my success is... well tonight is a perfect example to guide you to the true understanding of the eve savant.
First, I log in to find a whine mail from someone asking for their ISK back, surely I have made a mistake...
http://go-dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/ladyspank/letterfromdiplomat.jpg
Confident and full of both whine and wine I then go roaming around the North thwarting blockades and chatting crap with my various 'associates'. Spotting a pair of dramiels engaging a crusader, I engage, hoping to assist the poor croissant from the overpowered frigate duo of death... and promptly get pwnt. No worries, insure and head out again since I'm currently garrisoned nearby for swift infiltrative tactics.
To my bewilderment and subsequent amusement, a swift 20m skill point implant upgrade is twisted by blood alcohol levels into a 20m ISK clone upgrade, thus ensuring 96 million of my current 17m skill points will be safely retained Considering my techniques and pro level of combat, this is obviously not likely to last out to 96m sp
Nevertheless, determined I head out again... this time to lose only a second Incursus, but to retain my more valuable escape capsule, this time living up to its name.
A further conversation with one of the Dramiel pilots nets both a respectful diatribe on null sec incursion theories, but also 6 (might have been 9) gleaming Vexor hulls.
What is the lesson to be learned here?
Internet spaceships are very serious business, make no mistake.
I encourage you all to come away from this lesson enlightened.
I love you all.
Image changed to URL, as per the forum rules.StevieSG
You're the first person I know of that is proud of being "special." Congratulations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Bs_mQPDak
That is all.
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