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Reality Renegade
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Posted - 2010.01.06 02:55:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: Kitimortoa
Originally by: Ana'Lingus
Originally by: Lady Spank
Many people have asked me what the secret to my success is... well tonight is a perfect example to guide you to the true understanding of the eve savant.
First, I log in to find a whine mail from someone asking for their ISK back, surely I have made a mistake... 
http://go-dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/ladyspank/letterfromdiplomat.jpg
Confident and full of both whine and wine I then go roaming around the North thwarting blockades and chatting crap with my various 'associates'. Spotting a pair of dramiels engaging a crusader, I engage, hoping to assist the poor croissant from the overpowered frigate duo of death... and promptly get pwnt. No worries, insure and head out again since I'm currently garrisoned nearby for swift infiltrative tactics.
To my bewilderment and subsequent amusement, a swift 20m skill point implant upgrade is twisted by blood alcohol levels into a 20m ISK clone upgrade, thus ensuring 96 million of my current 17m skill points will be safely retained  Considering my techniques and pro level of combat, this is obviously not likely to last out to 96m sp 
Nevertheless, determined I head out again... this time to lose only a second Incursus, but to retain my more valuable escape capsule, this time living up to its name.
A further conversation with one of the Dramiel pilots nets both a respectful diatribe on null sec incursion theories, but also 6 (might have been 9) gleaming Vexor hulls.
What is the lesson to be learned here?
Internet spaceships are very serious business, make no mistake.
I encourage you all to come away from this lesson enlightened.
I love you all.
Image changed to URL, as per the forum rules.StevieSG
You're the first person I know of that is proud of being "special." Congratulations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Bs_mQPDak
That is all.
RABBIT SEASON!
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kessah
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2010.01.06 03:09:00 -
[32]
I read through this twice, but i failed to understand the correlation between the two stories you posted and the correlation between you're pvp skill and you're scamming success.
An odd thread to me. I am confused, perhaps its old age. 
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Joanne Black
Gallente
Pods of Destiny
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Posted - 2010.01.06 03:28:00 -
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i see you stats erm would you like pointing in the direction of any corp to buff ur 50% a lil
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2010.01.06 07:21:00 -
[34]
Originally by: kessah
I read through this twice, but i failed to understand the correlation between the two stories you posted and the correlation between you're pvp skill and you're scamming success.
An odd thread to me. I am confused, perhaps its old age.
It's just a day in the life if you will... and I'm not really trying to prove any sort of prowess from it, quite the opposite in fact.
Also there where far too many hulkageddon threads going on, I thought we could do with something other than hulks, or trolls trolling trolls.
I hope you are working on Forever Pirate Final - Reloaded by the way 
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Azura Noctis
Amarr
SWARTA
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Posted - 2010.01.06 11:30:00 -
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Still causing trouble I see. But you are right EVE is serious, you let your guard down and you'll be beaten severely. Despite our past meetings I commend you on your ability to garner contacts and obtain information.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2010.01.07 03:03:00 -
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Attempting to be the ONLY thread on the front page that isn't about Hulkageddon...
... no further updates
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iSoap
Gallente
Understandable Solutions
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Posted - 2010.01.07 11:10:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Attempting to be the ONLY thread on the front page that isn't about Hulkageddon...
... no further updates
I approve..
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Exaduss
Caldari
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.01.23 23:39:00 -
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Mild thread necro.
Definitely front page material. Considerably better than the plethora of
"Out of Control . . ."
"Hulkaspam . . ."
"Solution to ganking . . ."
crap that has been spewed all over P1 of C&P lately.
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RyanSnake
Caldari
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2010.01.23 23:46:00 -
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What I wanna know, is how the hell do you trick people into buy something for more than it's worth? I mean, you'd have to be illiterate to do that.
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RyanSnake --
Privateer Extraordinaire |
Ballista III
8e5T Co0pRAt10n 1n Ev3
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Posted - 2010.01.24 00:41:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Attempting to be the ONLY thread on the front page that isn't about Hulkageddon...
... no further updates
/signed
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Lady Hellfury
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Posted - 2010.01.24 01:18:00 -
[41]
Originally by: RyanSnake
What I wanna know, is how the hell do you trick people into buy something for more than it's worth? I mean, you'd have to be illiterate to do that.
I honestly have to wonder at times
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