Who Are We?The Python Cartel is a pirate corporation operating exclusively in low security space. The Python Cartel has been together for roughly two years, and all of our members share the same philosophy: Eve Online is a game, so go out and enjoy yourself.
Many pirate corporations only exist at the mercy of their many allies; in the Python dictionary, the word "Diplomacy" has two definitions: War and Extortion. Because of this, the only blues you'll see are our alts.
We place more value on skill and tactics than we do numbers and Falcons. We won't win every fight, we won't always bring our ships home every night, but we go out and give them hell anyways. We are not interested in blob warfare; we are not interested in other alliances; we are not interested in Sovereignty and Territory; we are not interested in Politics; we are not interested in POS warfare; we are interested in only three things: Killing, Ransoming, and man sausage.
Our alliance is The Jerk Cartel. The alliance is nothing more than a formalization of the manlove between The Python Cartel corporation and the Space Jerks corporation. The goals and ideals of our alliance are the exact same as our corp, since, well, we run the thing. At present, we are not looking for other corporations to join our alliance.
What We Offer NBSI (Not Blue, Shoot It).
No Blues, No Territory, No Sovereignty, No POS Bashing, No Alarm Clock Ops. Just fun.
Frequent low sec roams, with no promises given on FC sobriety.
Unified corporate structure. We're not "Missions, Mining, PvP". We are 100% Pirate. No bears allowed.
Your loot and ransoms are your own, the corp will not take any share of your spoils.
Laid back, non-elitist atmosphere. We're not not super leet PvP'ers who can take down Vagabonds with Ibis's, we're not going to bite your head off for not having 60m SP. We just want to have fun.
No restrictions on who can and can not start an op or roam. Everyone is welcome, and encouraged, to start ops and roams.
Ventrilo, killboard, forums.
Nekkid pics of Spectre3353.
What We Want Active. You don't need to play 8 hours a day, but if you only play for an hour every weekend, you may want to look elsewhere.
Pilots willing to honor their 1 v 1's and ransoms. Failure to do so results in an instant removal from corp.
Drama queens GTFO.
Ability to use T2 medium turrets (or missile equivalent if Caldari) and fly Battlecruisers, HAC's, and\or Recons with decent supporting skills.
Players with at least some prior PvP experience.
Self-sufficient in terms of ISK and hauling. While we do have freighters and a legion of hauler alts, we're not going to haul your socks for you just because your lazy.
Players willing to go all the way to -10 security status. We don't do high sec "piracy", apart from the occasional suicide gank.
Players with Ventrilo and a working mic.
Players willing and able to follow the FC's orders during ops. We don't welcome headless chickens.
Players with a sense of humor. And a high tolerance of dead baby jokes. We're bad people.
Interested?If you're interested in joining us:
Join the channel "Python Public".
Post an applications on our
forums.
If you have any questions, contact
Golden Helmet, Lachesis VII, or Omgah.