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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.30 04:20:00 -
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The old thread was old, cluttered, and fugalicious, so here's a better one. Banner coming SoonÖ (Hi Helicity)
Who Are We?The Python Cartel is a pirate corporation operating exclusively in low security space. The Python Cartel has been together for roughly two years, and all of our members share the same philosophy: Eve Online is a game, so go out and enjoy yourself. Many pirate corporations only exist at the mercy of their many allies; in the Python dictionary, the word "Diplomacy" has two definitions: War and Extortion. Because of this, the only blues you'll see are our alts. We place more value on skill and tactics than we do numbers and Falcons. We won't win every fight, we won't always bring our ships home every night, but we go out and give them hell anyways. We are not interested in blob warfare; we are not interested in other alliances; we are not interested in Sovereignty and Territory; we are not interested in Politics; we are not interested in POS warfare; we are interested in only three things: Killing, Ransoming, and man sausage. Our alliance is The Jerk Cartel. The alliance is nothing more than a formalization of the manlove between The Python Cartel corporation and the Space Jerks corporation. The goals and ideals of our alliance are the exact same as our corp, since, well, we run the thing. At present, we are not looking for other corporations to join our alliance. What We Offer NBSI (Not Blue, Shoot It). No Blues, No Territory, No Sovereignty, No POS Bashing, No Alarm Clock Ops. Just fun. Frequent low sec roams, with no promises given on FC sobriety. Unified corporate structure. We're not "Missions, Mining, PvP". We are 100% Pirate. No bears allowed. Your loot and ransoms are your own, the corp will not take any share of your spoils. Laid back, non-elitist atmosphere. We're not not super leet PvP'ers who can take down Vagabonds with Ibis's, we're not going to bite your head off for not having 60m SP. We just want to have fun. No restrictions on who can and can not start an op or roam. Everyone is welcome, and encouraged, to start ops and roams. Ventrilo, killboard, forums. Nekkid pics of Spectre3353. What We Want Active. You don't need to play 8 hours a day, but if you only play for an hour every weekend, you may want to look elsewhere. Pilots willing to honor their 1 v 1's and ransoms. Failure to do so results in an instant removal from corp. Drama queens GTFO. Ability to use T2 medium turrets (or missile equivalent if Caldari) and fly Battlecruisers, HAC's, and\or Recons with decent supporting skills. Players with at least some prior PvP experience. Self-sufficient in terms of ISK and hauling. While we do have freighters and a legion of hauler alts, we're not going to haul your socks for you just because your lazy. Players willing to go all the way to -10 security status. We don't do high sec "piracy", apart from the occasional suicide gank. Players with Ventrilo and a working mic. Players willing and able to follow the FC's orders during ops. We don't welcome headless chickens. Players with a sense of humor. And a high tolerance of dead baby jokes. We're bad people. Interested?If you're interested in joining us: Join the channel "Python Public". Post an applications on our forums. If you have any questions, contact Golden Helmet, Lachesis VII, or Omgah.
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Mara Tessidar
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Posted - 2010.01.30 04:27:00 -
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I would like to note that the Python Cartel is noted for their excellent pirating skills, as well as their ability to start events that are totally awesome and kill a crapload of ships. Oh and they're just awesome people in general. Unless you're a hapless carebear. Then even God can't help you.
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Omgah
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.30 07:12:00 -
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Cleaning my fishing rod cause it got dirty.
I would post about how awesome we are but a syphilis outbreak struck after our last circle jerk. AT LEAST WASH YOUR HANDS NEXT TIME GH.
Python cartel has a lot to offer anyone that wants to enjoy piracy. So apply now!
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IEATCRAYONS
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Posted - 2010.01.30 07:19:00 -
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JOIN NOW (we also say ***** WAY TOO MUCH)
...*****?!?!?!?!
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.30 07:58:00 -
[5]
Best goddamn corp in the universe.
Been flying with Python for 2 years!
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Andrea Skye
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.30 10:16:00 -
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In contemporary history, the third millennium is a period of time that commenced on January 1, 2001, and will end on December 31, 3000, of the Gregorian calendar. This is the third period of one thousand years in the Common Era.
As this millennium is currently in progress, its first two decades, the 2000s and 2010s, are the subject of the historian's attention. The remaining part of the 21st century and longer-term trends are researched in futurology.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.30 17:59:00 -
[7]
This corp is lame. ----- http://evenewb.blogspot.com/ Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.31 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Spectre3353 This corp is lame.
You only say that because your manhood has been removed by WoW. Dirty carebear.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.31 06:34:00 -
[9]
Join us, our man sausage is the biggest
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Kumq uat
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.31 08:39:00 -
[10]
Confirming they have big sausages.
www.eve-pirate.com original author
Please resize your sig to a maximum of 400 x 120 and a file size no greater than 24000 bytes - Mitnal |
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Azret Deljanin
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.01.31 17:37:00 -
[11]
In the Cartel, every night is nude photos night. I think I have been rolling with these guys for too long
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.01 00:05:00 -
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Still recruiting, swing on by our forums and drop in an app! And don't forget to join Python Public for some good times
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Kyle Langdon
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.01 19:56:00 -
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Don't join this corp. They are full of griefers and meanies.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.01 23:32:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Langdon Don't join this corp. They are full of griefers and meanies.
That is a lie. We donate 5% of our proceeds to feeding hungry minmatar orphhans!
Of course, they're orphans because of us, but thats beside the point.
Oh yes, and we're still recruiting.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.02 23:41:00 -
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Still recruiting, don't resist our sexiness
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Omgah
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.03 03:24:00 -
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We hot drop bantams, APPLY NOW!
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Jawmare
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Posted - 2010.02.03 11:14:00 -
[17]
bump bump bump
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Lachesis VII
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.02.03 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: Omgah We hot drop bantams, APPLY NOW!
That is to say we use a jump portal to drop bantams *on* people, not that we drop capital ships on solo mining bantams in Mara. Ever. Ahem.
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Azret Deljanin
Caldari The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.02.03 16:58:00 -
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If you like Minmatar babies, we are the corp for you.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.03 19:14:00 -
[20]
Is it wrong to adopt a Minmatar baby for the exclusive purpose of eating it?
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Lachesis VII
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.02.04 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: Lars Lodar Is it wrong to adopt a Minmatar baby for the exclusive purpose of eating it?
Not at all. They taste like. . . freedom.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.05 07:04:00 -
[22]
We're bad people. And we're still recruiting. You know where to go.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.05 16:18:00 -
[23]
Bump. ----- http://evenewb.blogspot.com/ Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Bfoster
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.05 19:59:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Lars Lodar Is it wrong to adopt a Minmatar baby for the exclusive purpose of eating it?
Is that why you bite my leg often? ------------
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.07 00:10:00 -
[25]
Up we go.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.08 04:13:00 -
[26]
Still recruiting, join now and Foster will touch you in your special place.
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IEATCRAYONS
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Posted - 2010.02.08 10:23:00 -
[27]
bump
confirming we talk about a certain hairy spot too much!
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Kobrakilla
Space Jerks The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.08 14:07:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Spectre3353 This corp is lame.
^^ * Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. - CCP Ildoge |
Inertial
Total Devestation
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Posted - 2010.02.08 21:44:00 -
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DO NOT JOIN THIS CORP!
Seriously.
GH got Mining V and can fly mining barges. What true pirate can do that?
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.09 00:41:00 -
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Originally by: Inertial DO NOT JOIN THIS CORP!
Seriously.
GH got Mining V and can fly mining barges. What true pirate can do that?
You're just jealous.
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Lachesis VII
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.02.09 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Inertial DO NOT JOIN THIS CORP!
Seriously.
GH got Mining V and can fly mining barges. What true pirate can do that?
You're just jealous.
Please. We all know you use your carrier to mine veldspar in Tama.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.09 23:48:00 -
[32]
Join today for nekkid, kinky videos of Lachesis!
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Bluetippedflyer
Copperheads Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2010.02.10 00:30:00 -
[33]
recommended, hope you got poled while i've been afk'in Gh
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.10 03:01:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Bluetippedflyer recommended, hope you got poled while i've been afk'in Gh
Nope, nobody loves me
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Inertial
Total Devestation
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Posted - 2010.02.10 19:29:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Bluetippedflyer recommended, hope you got poled while i've been afk'in Gh
Nope, nobody loves me
I love you.
Despite you being a dirty carebear .
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Kobrakilla
Space Jerks The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.11 00:21:00 -
[36]
After reading this thread my P3NIS size grew 8 inches.
Yours can too, Join PC * Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. - CCP Ildoge |
Fallen Rabbit
Fallen Rabbits
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Posted - 2010.02.11 06:28:00 -
[37]
Bump for a great corp
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IEATCRAYONS
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Posted - 2010.02.11 13:46:00 -
[38]
bump
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Lachesis VII
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.02.11 16:59:00 -
[39]
Originally by: IEATCRAYONS bump
Double bump!
Free Bantam for every applicant!
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.12 00:50:00 -
[40]
One at gatecamp, I stuck a thorax in my *****.
True story.
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IEATCRAYONS
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Posted - 2010.02.12 09:00:00 -
[41]
Our corp even has a alter ego (Amamake Defence Force)
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.12 19:36:00 -
[42]
Join the Amamake Defense Force today!
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Kobrakilla
Space Jerks The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.13 00:05:00 -
[43]
Floppy donkey d1ck
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Kobrakilla
Space Jerks The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.13 06:53:00 -
[44]
^
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.13 19:16:00 -
[45]
Our Alter-Ego corp Amamake Defense Force needs brave young pilots today!
Emphasis on the young part. Golden Helmets soft voice doesn't get me hard anymore. Need younger.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.13 22:30:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Lars Lodar Our Alter-Ego corp Amamake Defense Force needs brave young pilots today!
Emphasis on the young part. Golden Helmets soft voice doesn't get me hard anymore. Need younger.
We just got a 15 year old to replace Kaz, what the hell do you want, an 8 year old?
Join us today because we're bad people.
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Kobrakilla
Space Jerks The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.14 03:05:00 -
[47]
15 is too young, we're going to have to boot him. Damn your pedo ways GH
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Mara Tessidar
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Posted - 2010.02.14 03:12:00 -
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I joined this corp and my hair grew back, my p3n1s was enlarged by over NINE THOUSAAAAAND inches, my wife finally left me, and my dog died! Oh, and my house was reposessed.
Wait no that's what happened because I didn't join them... So, um, yeah, this is actually my signature. |
L4zor R0B0T
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Posted - 2010.02.17 09:26:00 -
[49]
HAIL SATAN
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Lachesis VII
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.02.19 02:37:00 -
[50]
Originally by: L4zor R0B0T HAIL SATAN
You called?
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Lachesis VII
Amarr The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.02.22 16:06:00 -
[51]
Bumpage. We're still recruiting!
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Bfoster
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.03 21:49:00 -
[52]
Originally by: IEATCRAYONS I love foster
Bump..
And I love you too baby.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.15 04:16:00 -
[53]
I suppose I'm supposed to bump this from time to time, aren't I?
We're recruiting, head to our forums and apply.
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Jawmare
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Posted - 2010.03.15 07:40:00 -
[54]
bump~
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.17 07:49:00 -
[55]
Edited by: Golden Helmet on 17/03/2010 07:50:02 The Python Cartel turns one! Read all about it! Then head on over and apply today.
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Bfoster
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.17 14:18:00 -
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Happy Birthday to us..
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.18 21:35:00 -
[57]
Up we go. We're recruiting still, head on over and apply. |
Bfoster
Wrecking Shots Hostile Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.19 13:56:00 -
[58]
This needs a morning bump for the US guys!
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.26 22:16:00 -
[59]
I should start remembering to bump this thread more often.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.28 20:34:00 -
[60]
Still recruiting!
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.04 07:23:00 -
[61]
Bump! Updated the recruitment contacts as well.
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Brick0Joe
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.10 23:09:00 -
[62]
Recruitment is open. Apply now!
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Jawmare
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.19 11:05:00 -
[63]
Bump
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Kazaji
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.20 16:03:00 -
[64]
I herd Pythons hate Mudkips. C/D?
(Also, bump)
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.26 09:23:00 -
[65]
We are still looking for a few members who are experienced and can stand Bear Force One being played daily on vent.
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Andrea Skye
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:41:00 -
[66]
While the English were the first to lay claim to St. Vincent in 1627, the French would be the first European settlers on the island when they established their first colony at Barrouallie on the Leeward side of St. Vincent shortly before 1700.
Carib Indians aggressively prevented European settlement on St. Vincent until the 18th century. African slaves, whether shipwrecked or escaped from St. Lucia or Grenada and seeking refuge in St. Vincent, intermarried with the Caribs and became known as "black Caribs", but now known as Garifuna. Commencing in 1719, French settlers cultivated coffee, tobacco, indigo, corn, and sugar on plantations worked by African slaves. St. Vincent was ceded to Britain by the Treaty of Paris (1763), restored to French rule in 1779 and regained by the British under the Treaty of Versailles (1783). Conflict between the British and the black Caribs continued until 1796, when General Abercrombie crushed a revolt fomented by the French radical Victor Hugues. More than 5,000 black Caribs were eventually deported to Roatßn, an island off the coast of Honduras.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.26 14:55:00 -
[67]
The War of 1812 was a war fought between the United States of America and the British Empire û particularly Great Britain and the provinces of British North America, the antecedent of Canada. Lasting from 1812 to 1815, it was fought chiefly on the Atlantic Ocean and on the land, coasts and waterways of North America.
The United States took the initiative in declaring war for multiple reasons. In 1807, Britain introduced a series of trade restrictions to impede on-going American trade with France, Britain's long-time rival. The U.S. contested these restrictions as illegal under international law.[4] Both the impressment of American citizens into the Royal Navy, and Britain's military support of American Indians who were attacking American settlers moving into the Northwest further aggravated tensions. Indian raids hindered the expansion of U.S. into potentially valuable farmlands in the Northwest Territory, comprising the modern states of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, and Wisconsin.[5] Some British officials û and some dissident Americans û charged that the goal was to annex part of Canada, but they did not specify which part. The states nearest Canada strongly opposed the war.[6] ----- My Blog |
L4zor R0B0T
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.28 07:05:00 -
[68]
The Battle of Kosovo (Serbian: Kosovska bitka, Turkish: Kosova Muharebesi) was a battle fought in 1389 on St Vitus' Day, June 15, between the Serbian principality and the invading army of the Ottoman Empire under the leadership of Sultan Murad I. The battle took place in the Kosovo Field, about 5 kilometers northwest of modern-day Pristina. Reliable historical accounts of the battle are scarce; however, a critical comparison with historically contemporaneous battles (such as the Battle of Angora or Nikopolis) enables reliable reconstruction.
The battle of Kosovo was a victory for the Ottomans. While both armies were virtually destroyed and both sides lost their leaders, the Ottomans were able to easily field another army of equal or greater size, whereas Serbia could not. Because of these losses, Serbia was reduced to a vassal state with Serbian nobles paying tribute and supplying soldiers to the Ottomans. The battle did, however, stop the Ottoman advance into Europe and slowed down their invasion of Serbia. Furthermore, in response to Turkish pressure, some Serbian noblemen wed their daughters, including the daughter of Prince Lazar, to Bayezid. In the wake of these marriages, Stefan Lazarević became a loyal ally of Bayezid, going on to contribute significant forces to many of Bayezid's future military engagements, including the Battle of Nicopolis which marked the last large-scale Crusade in the Middle Ages. Eventually, the Serbian Despotate would, on numerous occasions, attempt to defeat the Ottomans in conjunction with the Hungarians until its final defeat in 1459 and again in 1540. L4zor R0b0t
- Winner of the Hulkageddon "Ebay Warrior" Prize - Terror of miners in Sinq Laison and Everyshore - Prolific Scammer and Podkiller - Terrible Poker Player |
Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.05 06:14:00 -
[69]
Up we go, still recruiting.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.05 16:44:00 -
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We are still looking for a few more sexy pirates to join our ranks.
If you're sexy, please apply.
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OrAnGe MuFfInMaN
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.05 21:01:00 -
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been with em now for 2 weeks, and all im gonna say is 1 word
*****!!!
love the humor, love the fun, great bunch of guys
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.05 23:53:00 -
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Best cartel I've ever been a part of. ----- My Blog |
Apoctasy
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.07 20:57:00 -
[73]
confirming the existence of bear force __________________________________________
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Andrea Skye
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.07 21:24:00 -
[74]
Edited by: Andrea Skye on 07/06/2010 21:24:08 The electrified water cannon was a non-lethal weapon under early research by Jaycor Tactical Systems, as part of a program to produce non-lethal weapons for law enforcement officers. It is sometimes referred to as the electrocuting water cannon; however, the proposal was for low current, high voltage pulses like those produced by a stun gun, which do not cause electrocution. Further, the water jet was considerably smaller and less powerful than a water cannon. Jaycor officially referred to its experiment as a "wireless stun gun".
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.08 00:53:00 -
[75]
Still recruiting. We need moar *****-hungry lemmings for the fold
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Andrea Skye
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.08 08:05:00 -
[76]
The Caprotinia, or feasts of Juno Caprotina, were ancient Roman festivals which were celebrated on July 9, in favour of the female slaves. During this solemnity they ran about, beating themselves with their fists and with rods. None but women assisted in the sacrifices offered at this feast.
Kennet says the origin of this feast, or the famous Nonae Caprotinae, or Poplifugium, is doubly related by Plutarch, according to the two common opinions. First, because Romulus disappeared on that day, when an assembly being held in the Palus Capreae, or Goats'-Marsh, suddenly a storm broke, accompanied with terrible thunder, and other unusual disorders in the air (see Plutarch's Life of Numa). The common people fled all away to secure themselves; but, after the tempest was over, could never find Romulus, their king.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.09 01:47:00 -
[77]
You know you want to join, it's just a matter of how long you want to deny it.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.09 02:04:00 -
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Originally by: OrAnGe MuFfInMaN been with em now for 2 weeks, and all im gonna say is 1 word
*****!!!
love the humor, love the fun, great bunch of guys
Holy balls I had no idea you could see the censored words while quoting.
We also have a free webcam of Lachesis's girlfriend.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.09 05:12:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Lars Lodar
Originally by: OrAnGe MuFfInMaN been with em now for 2 weeks, and all im gonna say is 1 word
*****!!!
love the humor, love the fun, great bunch of guys
Holy balls I had no idea you could see the censored words while quoting.
We also have a free webcam of Lachesis's girlfriend.
Welcome to the forums
I should edit the original post to say "Nekkid pics of Lachesis VII!", since it would actually be true.
*expects 1,000 applicants within the hour*
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.10 03:40:00 -
[80]
Up we go, to the top. We like being on top
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.10 06:26:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Golden Helmet Up we go, to the top. We like being on top
No. IM the top. You're the bottom. Get it straight slave.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.10 17:34:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Lars Lodar
Originally by: Golden Helmet Up we go, to the top. We like being on top
No. IM the top. You're the bottom. Get it straight slave.
Yes, master. Please don't use Dildo #6 please, master! I'm still recovering
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Kakon24
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Posted - 2010.06.10 22:41:00 -
[83]
haha baby jokes...how do u get a baby to crawl in circles? Nail one hand to the floor =D, whats worse then a dead baby? two dead babies =D, whats worse then two dead babies? three dead babies =D, whats worse then three dead babies? a dead baby nailed to a wall. 0_0
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.11 13:25:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Kakon24 haha baby jokes...how do u get a baby to crawl in circles? Nail one hand to the floor =D, whats worse then a dead baby? two dead babies =D, whats worse then two dead babies? three dead babies =D, whats worse then three dead babies? a dead baby nailed to a wall. 0_0
I don't see anything bad with any of those dead babies.
I see them as opportunities for Golden Helmet to loose his virginity. Dildo blasting doesn't count. Speaking of which, #7 is ready...
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Kakon24
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Posted - 2010.06.11 16:29:00 -
[85]
/me gets lube
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.11 23:19:00 -
[86]
Ooooo, #7, I'm excited
And yes, this group of disgusting perverts is still recruiting
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.12 01:25:00 -
[87]
Up we go!
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.13 00:23:00 -
[88]
Still recruiting
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.13 08:52:00 -
[89]
My loins ache for fresh meat. Need more nubiles.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.18 04:06:00 -
[90]
I hunger for more man love.
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Jaxxon Voers
Gallente The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.06.18 19:55:00 -
[91]
Laser cooling is an important emerging technology in such areas as the cooling of semiconductors. The book examines and suggests solutions for a range of problems in the development of miniature solid-state laser refrigerators, self-cooling solid-state lasers and optical echo-processors. It begins by looking at the basic theory of laser cooling before considering such topics as self-cooling of active elements of solid-state lasers, laser cooling of solid-state information media of optical echo-processors, and problems of cooling solid-state quantum processors.
Oh yeah, recruitment...join our family, its that good.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.19 16:07:00 -
[92]
Come and join us to listen to Jaxxon's smooth jazz voice.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.20 06:54:00 -
[93]
This is what some people think who APPLY to our corp. Gods only know what people who hate us think.
"...unfortunately, python is a joke around these parts, which was proven in the engagement moments ago...
...as far as cbs is concerned, still are some of the best pirates in eve...we wiped the floor with your faces until we started taking you into our fleets...you kids were a joke then and are a joke now."
love Volyte
By the way, we need more jesters.
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ObviousTroll Alt
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2010.06.20 09:03:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Lars Lodar We are still looking for a few more sexy pirates to join our ranks.
If you're sexy, please apply.
I have hairy legs.
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Alevi
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.21 21:22:00 -
[95]
Originally by: ObviousTroll Alt
Originally by: Lars Lodar We are still looking for a few more sexy pirates to join our ranks.
If you're sexy, please apply.
I have hairy legs.
Pretty sure that's a prerequisite for joining.
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Jaxxon Voers
Gallente The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.06.23 02:36:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Lars Lodar Come and join us to listen to Jaxxon's smooth jazz voice.
Confirming I am sex on a stick. Err...well...I, uh...yeah, ok...just the once, and lets not talk about it later.
We are indeed a joke, a rolling, rollicking tumbleweed of dy-no-mite Good TimesÖ.
Apply now, for the last corporation you will join.
The Cartel 4 Lyfe homies! /gangsign
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Stuart Price
Caldari The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2010.06.25 00:14:00 -
[97]
Python Cartel are absolutely the best cartel with a kind of snake in their name. Putting the 'irate' into 'Pirate' |
Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.25 03:18:00 -
[98]
The Python Cartel
90% Smack / 10% Skill (50% of that rumor)
Join the laughing stock of EVE, today!
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.26 06:45:00 -
[99]
Come join us! We all love Richards in our Donkeys
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Alevi
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.27 19:20:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Golden Helmet Come join us! We all love Richards in our Donkeys
I don't ge-- oh.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.29 00:03:00 -
[101]
BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!
Give me summer time love! Give me summer time love!
JOIN NOW!
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Alevi
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.29 15:26:00 -
[102]
Tunnel Snakes rule!
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.30 01:37:00 -
[103]
Join us today! We floss everyday!
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.06.30 12:14:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Golden Helmet Join us today! We floss everyday!
If that what you're calling Hot Dogging now?
We want more Euros and Aussies!
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.01 02:45:00 -
[105]
Up we go! Like Larsypoo said, need more Aussies and Euros!
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Grohalmatar
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.07.01 13:51:00 -
[106]
you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. advocating grief-style game-play by encouraging people to pop defenseless Hulks. why don't you try fighting someone that can fight back. GAH, idiots.
bump for a bunch of km-whoring noobs |
Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.02 00:58:00 -
[107]
Join us and grief the poor defenseless day old noobs, while eating newborn babies, falcon-punching pregnant women, and devoting ourselves to our dark lord and master Satan
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Alevi
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.02 13:02:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Golden Helmet Join us and grief the poor defenseless day old noobs, while eating newborn babies, falcon-punching pregnant women, and devoting ourselves to our dark lord and master Golden Helmet
Fixed that for you.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.02 17:09:00 -
[109]
Did someone say, "Falcon PUNCH!"?
We are still recruiting! High priority on Aussies and Euros but if you're a freedom loving yank we'll take you too!
MORE MAN LOVE
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Theophilas
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.02 19:25:00 -
[110]
BUMP for a bunch of scheming bastards. Come join if you want to have fun. Or don't. Whatever. It's a free country man. Well unless you are playing from North Korea or something.
Sig created by Trovarion. Thanks bruh! |
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Andrea Skye
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.02 19:56:00 -
[111]
+mile Duclaux (June 24, 1840 û February 5, 1904) was a French microbiologist and chemist who was born in Aurillac, Cantal.
He studied at the College of Aurillac, the LycTe Saint-Louis in Paris and at +cole Normale SupTrieure. In 1862 he was an assistant in the laboratory of Louis Pasteur. During his career he taught classes in Tours (1865), Clermont-Ferrand (1866), Lyon (from 1873) and Paris (from 1878). In Paris he was a professor of meteorology at the Institute of Agronomy. In 1888 he was elected to the AcadTmie des sciences, and in 1894 became a member of the AcadTmie Nationale de MTdecine. For much of his career he was associated with the work of Louis Pasteur.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.03 03:45:00 -
[112]
Up we go. As Larsypoo said, priority on aussies and euros, but if your from the correct continent you're still welcome
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Alevi
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.04 14:24:00 -
[113]
We kill carriers. No big deal.
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Inka Kaoru
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.04 19:09:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Alevi We kill carriers. No big deal.
Certainly not for skill-less nano***s.
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Dame Death
Minmatar The Rising Phoenix
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Posted - 2010.07.04 21:02:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Alevi We kill carriers. No big deal.
Supercarriers to :(
Logs of a Brutor |
TwiceDAsiZe
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Posted - 2010.07.04 21:03:00 -
[116]
bump
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Jawmare
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.08.03 01:36:00 -
[117]
bump
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.08.08 05:22:00 -
[118]
After taking a short break from recruitment, our behinds are now spread open again. Apply on our forums today!
P.S. need more euros! ------------------
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.08.10 22:12:00 -
[119]
MOAR EUROS!
P.S. Still recruiting. ------------------
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.08.11 04:22:00 -
[120]
Upsy Daisy. ------------------
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.08.23 03:50:00 -
[121]
Now that we're done trolling everybody (for the moment), recruitment is back on ------------------
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.08.24 06:44:00 -
[122]
Up we go. ------------------
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.04 07:38:00 -
[123]
Bump. ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.05 06:02:00 -
[124]
If you've ever wanted to truly see what man love is all about, join us!
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Buzz Narrenschiff
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Posted - 2010.09.05 11:23:00 -
[125]
Jerk Cartel is best Cartel. Join em.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.07 04:20:00 -
[126]
Hello, top of the page. ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.08 06:02:00 -
[127]
Acceptance to the corp includes naked pictures of Lachesis.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.08 23:16:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Lars Lodar Acceptance to the corp includes naked pictures of Lachesis.
This is true ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.09 06:55:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Lars Lodar Acceptance to the corp includes naked pictures of Lachesis.
This is true
He's actually serious. It's a sticky on our forum.
Anyway my throbbing member desires fresh meat. Apply now!
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.11 02:24:00 -
[130]
Need moar lemmings to throw on the fire! ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.11 16:30:00 -
[131]
Originally by: Golden Helmet Need moar lemmings to throw on the fire!
Can we make sexy smores?
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.13 00:13:00 -
[132]
Up we go ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.13 20:37:00 -
[133]
Baby you are so good at getting me up.
Recruitment is still open.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.14 03:25:00 -
[134]
We're still recruiting, OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!111!1!!! ------------------
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Cozmik R5
Minmatar Mobile Alcohol Processing Units Apoapsis Multiversal Consortium
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Posted - 2010.09.14 03:44:00 -
[135]
What else is there? Fail trolls, that what!
Bump for the craziest bunch of piwats this side of Somalia. ____________________
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. |
Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.14 08:04:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Cozmik R5 What else is there? Fail trolls, that what!
Bump for the craziest bunch of piwats this side of Somalia.
Fail trolls? We trolled a senior GM. We're fail at many, many things, but trolling is not one of them
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.15 04:37:00 -
[137]
The Python Cartel: Always On TopÖ ------------------
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.16 04:09:00 -
[138]
Join us, we want to stick our special bits in you where it's warmest ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.16 06:47:00 -
[139]
Originally by: Golden Helmet Join us, we want to stick our special bits in you where it's warmest
Oh baby you're making my panties wet! GET ON TOP!
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.17 08:06:00 -
[140]
We need fresh banana hammocks! ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.20 20:35:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Golden Helmet We need fresh banana hammocks!
We can dip them in chocolate.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.22 07:42:00 -
[142]
The Python Cartel: Pen Is. ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.22 08:49:00 -
[143]
The Pen15 club is the best club.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.23 22:04:00 -
[144]
Need more nubile boys for my collection.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.27 23:01:00 -
[145]
Join us, we're the best! ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.29 00:39:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Golden Helmet Join us, we're the best!
I thought we were the worst pirates in eve?
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.29 04:46:00 -
[147]
Originally by: Lars Lodar
Originally by: Golden Helmet Join us, we're the best!
I thought we were the worst pirates in eve?
Yes, but ssshhh! It's a secret! ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.05 19:27:00 -
[148]
Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Lars Lodar
Originally by: Golden Helmet Join us, we're the best!
I thought we were the worst pirates in eve?
Yes, but ssshhh! It's a secret!
I don't know, I think the secret is out of the bag.
After all we did have BANE, Eternal Perseverance, Carebear Stare, and myself teach Python everything we know.
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.07 01:37:00 -
[149]
Erotic asphyxiation is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal. It is also called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, hypoxyphilia, or breath control play. Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper. The erotic interest in asphyxiation is classified as a paraphilia in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association. Psychiatrist Joseph Merlino stated that it meets the criteria for a disorder "because it has the potential for lethality or serious injury."
We're also recruiting BTW
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SitRep
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Posted - 2010.10.07 14:39:00 -
[150]
Where else will you see bantams getting hot dropped? :P
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SitRep
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Posted - 2010.10.08 09:35:00 -
[151]
EU TZ pilots get extra love.
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Drokar Gazer
DISORDERLY CONDUCT.
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Posted - 2010.10.08 17:47:00 -
[152]
Where do you base out of?
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SitRep
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.03 14:04:00 -
[153]
Isho
p.s. bump !
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Ospie
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.12.13 06:15:00 -
[154]
I'm gonna bump this. We currently base out of Jita.
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