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RomeStar
Astra Research
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Posted - 2012.06.27 16:33:00 -
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I will start
What does the Bermuda Triangle and Goons have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of seamen. |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises
Purpose Built
910
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Posted - 2012.06.27 16:35:00 -
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Isn't a joke supposed to be funny? |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
1591
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Posted - 2012.06.27 16:39:00 -
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There's no sea in space |
Nyreanya
Serenity Labs
New Eden Research.
256
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Posted - 2012.06.27 16:42:00 -
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But there's no space in seaman either.
Not everyone thinks the same way you do. This doesn't automatically make them wrong. |
Lady Hek
Pyramid Celestial
0
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Posted - 2012.06.27 16:43:00 -
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Nyreanya wrote:But there's no space in seaman either.
lots of seamen have been in goons though |
Roc Wieler
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
168
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Posted - 2012.06.27 16:45:00 -
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While training to be Dusters, an Amarr and a Caldari jump from a dropship in low atmosphere. Both forgot their parachutes. Which hits first?
The answer? Who cares?
Yes, this joke is incredibly funny to Minmatar everywhere.
Never start a fight you can win.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
1591
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Posted - 2012.06.27 16:53:00 -
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Roc Wieler wrote:While training to be Dusters, an Amarr and a Caldari jump from a dropship in low atmosphere. Both forgot their parachutes. Which hits first?
The answer? Who cares?
Yes, this joke is incredibly funny to Minmatar everywhere.
Don't think they use chutes... reckon it's more like Roughnecks 
http://youtu.be/zdq9HHnI-Es?t=6m46s |
Kyle Ward
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
127
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Posted - 2012.06.27 16:56:00 -
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I'm not even going to dignify this thread with a post.
The Sandbox, you're playing it wrong! |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
1591
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Posted - 2012.06.27 16:59:00 -
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Ok here's a joke, 2 Amarrians walk into a bar carrying a brutor on their shoulders. The bartender looks at them and asks "Is this a joke?" |
Xercodo
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam
Dark Matter Coalition
1156
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:03:00 -
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Roc Wieler wrote:While training to be Dusters, an Amarr and a Caldari jump from a dropship in low atmosphere. Both forgot their parachutes. Which hits first?
The answer? Who cares?
Yes, this joke is incredibly funny to Minmatar everywhere.
They use inertial dampeners built into their suits.
The Drake is a Lie |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:05:00 -
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What do you call a null sec fleet in a wormhole?
Trapped.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Ensign
Community Communication Liasions (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Christopher Dulson
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
40
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:06:00 -
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Normal Joke
A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "why the long face"
The horse says "because i have Cancer"
Eve version
A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "why the long face"
The horse sayw "because i have space Cancer"
(Karn Dulake approves this message) |
Teinyhr
A Club for Reputable Gentlemen
38
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:09:00 -
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These two player avatars walk in to a virtual bar.... |
Nostradamouse Riraille
Blackreach.
SRS.
32
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:45:00 -
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Damn, where is my corpmate with all his "yo mamma so fat" jokes about eve...? |
Ottersmacker
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
166
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:48:00 -
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A pirate with a warp disruptor attacks a missioner with a warp drive stabilizer. The missioner warps away. The pirate finds him later and attacks him again but the missioner once again warps out.
The missioner asks "Why do you keep attacking me?"
The pirate replies, "I'm not sure now, I'm starting to think this might be.. ~* pointless *~"
(ba dum tish, shameless repost i know, not taking credit)
The Order of the Falcon or Hin +ˇslenska f+ílkaor+¦a is a national Order of Iceland |
Carmine Terriv
The Faction
0
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:52:00 -
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In Soviet Timezone, ISK buys you!
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Simple Steps to Complex Problems |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
378
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:55:00 -
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Op
You joke makes me feel like this 
Try again !
brb |
stoicfaux
1170
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:57:00 -
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RomeStar wrote:I will start
What does the Bermuda Triangle and Goons have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
Sigh. At least have the courtesy to try.
Q: Why are Goonswarm members some of the brightest individuals in the known galaxy?
A: Because of the amount of sunshine blown up their arses by Mittens.
Disclaimer: Nowhere is it written that humor has to be funny.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Joe Hinken
Cetan Consortium
3
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:58:00 -
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Ottersmacker wrote:A pirate with a warp disruptor attacks a missioner with a warp drive stabilizer. The missioner warps away. The pirate finds him later and attacks him again but the missioner once again warps out.
The missioner asks "Why do you keep attacking me?"
The pirate replies, "I'm not sure now, I'm starting to think this might be.. ~* pointless *~"
(ba dum tish, shameless repost i know, not taking credit)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
EDIT: My contribution:
There was a Caldari pilot, a Gallente pilot and a Damsel sitting together in an InterBus shuttle going through Essence. The shuttle's pilot made an apologetic announcement that the passenger lighting was faulty and may go out for periods of time during their journey.
Right on cue, the shuttle lights went out and it was completely dark.
Then there was a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a really loud *SLAP*. When the lights came back on, the Damsel and the Caldari pilot were sitting as if nothing had happened, and the Gallente had a nasty red slap mark on his face.
The Gallente guy was thinking: "The Caldari fella must have kissed the Damsel and she missed him and slapped me instead."
The Damsel was thinking: "The Gallente fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Caldari fella and got slapped for it."
The Caldari pilot was thinking: "This is great. The next time the power goes out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Gallente guy again." |
stoicfaux
1170
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:06:00 -
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Newbie: Faction Warfare, is it fun?
Goonswarm Vet: Our CFJ just loves it!
Newbie: CFJ?
Goonswarm Vet: Chief Financial Jew.
Disclaimer: Humor doesn't have to be funny to everyone.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Possum's Awesome
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
34
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:11:00 -
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ISD
Possum's Awesome : Awesome Possum
Unjustly accused and condemned for his crimes. |
stoicfaux
1170
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:15:00 -
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Possum's Awesome wrote:ISD
Q: How many ISDs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Thread locked. Discussion about forum moderation is not allowed.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Dark Assassin15
Failed Diplomacy
64
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:52:00 -
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Knock Knock, who cares ?
[img]http://www.invokemethod.com/repo/failedsig.png[/img] |
Ssakaa
Murientor Tribe
Defiant Legacy
201
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:18:00 -
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Q. Why did the chicken double-cross the road?
A. It was an Ammatar chicken.
*tumbleweed*
Prawnscape: Torment |
El Puerco
Abh Academy
Abh Alliance
10
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:31:00 -
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A room full of goons up to their chin in ****. what's wrong?
Not enough ****.
:P
Errare humanum est. |
Ohanka
Aggressive Narcissists
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
162
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:39:00 -
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i find it humerous because the goons are the butt of the joke.
Other than that.
its poor |
Malphilos
State War Academy
Caldari State
126
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:54:00 -
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Soon. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
72
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:03:00 -
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What did the Amarr slave say as his master was whipping him for stealing a handful of rice?
Nothing, because Amarr slaves can't speak with their lips sewn shut.
(this cracks 'em up at your local Amarr pub)
Bring your possibles. |
Devious Relation
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
20
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:06:00 -
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Eve is the joke sir, eve is the joke...... |
Devious Relation
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
20
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:08:00 -
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Caldari women are like the crust..... everyone touches them but nobody wants them |
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