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Alchemist Zemont
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.02.18 00:00:00 -
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So if a guy touches himself it is ok but if he blows himself it is gay WTF?!
Who made that rule up :/ ______________________________________ Due to a high amount of tears and childish behaviour I wont say anything negative, wouldnt want to make anymore people cry :'( |

Bokudo
Amarr Mission Alts
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Posted - 2010.02.18 00:05:00 -
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You tell 'em
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Atomos Darksun
The Maverick Navy IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.18 00:13:00 -
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Homophobes make me laugh.
Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
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Alchemist Zemont
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.02.18 00:22:00 -
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Originally by: Atomos Darksun Homophobes make me laugh.
Aww looking at your ticker I miss my late nights fapping over Avi without him knowing :'( ______________________________________ Due to a high amount of tears and childish behaviour I wont say anything negative, wouldnt want to make anymore people cry :'( |

Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
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Posted - 2010.02.18 00:41:00 -
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Originally by: Alchemist Zemont So if a guy touches himself it is ok but if he blows himself it is gay WTF?!
Who made that rule up :/
Yes, this is totally unfair. What about those of us who want to be gay but can't blow ourselves without breaking our spines? I demand that this double standard be changed, and full recognition be given to ALL acts of self-loving. -----------
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Magnus Nordir
Caldari Nordir Industries
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Posted - 2010.02.18 01:01:00 -
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Originally by: Atomos Darksun Homophobes make me laugh.
Stop being prejudiced! Homophobes are people too! --------------------------- Only those who surrender are lost |

Cornaris
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Posted - 2010.02.18 02:52:00 -
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Auto-Fellatio: If You Want Something Done Right, Do It Yourself |

Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.18 04:22:00 -
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If I could do it myself, why the hell would I bother trying to date anyone?
Oh and just because this thread doesn't have enough "oshyte!" factor:
Guys give WAY better "service" than girls. discuss.

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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2010.02.18 04:59:00 -
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Hrmm, I'm having trouble trying to figure out why you would do something yourself that a girl would gladly do for you? So sue me if I am lazy. 
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu The only thing separating us from frightened, feral monkeys is running water on tap, fuel in the tank, and current in our wall sockets.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2010.02.18 05:09:00 -
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I'm more upset about the male VS female sextoy double standards
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2010.02.18 05:27:00 -
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Originally by: Zeba Hrmm, I'm having trouble trying to figure out why you would do something yourself that a girl would gladly do for you? So sue me if I am lazy. 
Yeah, but then they move in, force marriage onto you and eventually take everything you own including your cat. Blowing yourself is much much cheaper and you get to keep the cat.
Kirra Liu /Lord Windu |

Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2010.02.18 05:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: Zeba Hrmm, I'm having trouble trying to figure out why you would do something yourself that a girl would gladly do for you? So sue me if I am lazy. 
Yeah, but then they move in, force marriage onto you and eventually take everything you own including your cat. Blowing yourself is much much cheaper and you get to keep the cat.
They do? You must have made a poor choice then. Go for the emotionally needy and/or independant ones and not the gold diggers if sucking yourself off is the only other option you seem to have.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu The only thing separating us from frightened, feral monkeys is running water on tap, fuel in the tank, and current in our wall sockets.
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.02.18 05:53:00 -
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Originally by: Zeba
Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: Zeba Hrmm, I'm having trouble trying to figure out why you would do something yourself that a girl would gladly do for you? So sue me if I am lazy. 
Yeah, but then they move in, force marriage onto you and eventually take everything you own including your cat. Blowing yourself is much much cheaper and you get to keep the cat.
They do? You must have made a poor choice then. Go for the emotionally needy and/or independant ones and not the gold diggers if sucking yourself off is the only other option you seem to have.
Or keep them chained to the sink in the kitchen. -- Bellum Eternus Inveniam viam aut faciam.
Tier 5 Battleships
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2010.02.18 06:19:00 -
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Originally by: Bellum Eternus Or keep them chained to the sink in the kitchen.
Depends on how kinky or perverted she is tbh. These last few generations version of sexual morals have slipped waaaaaaaay down. Not that its a bad thing overall of course if thats what they are into as long as they don't get into the really crazy stuff. 
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu The only thing separating us from frightened, feral monkeys is running water on tap, fuel in the tank, and current in our wall sockets.
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