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Hamatitio	Posted - 2004.11.30 03:33:00 - [31] /me waves to q . Funniest ship loss imo. Right after they super charged the sentry guns...(there were 6 in .4 systems btw) I decided to attack someone in a .4 system. Pop goes the hour old raven. -- Director of Ganking: Death Row Inc.
Hamatitio	Posted - 2004.11.30 03:33:00 - [32] /me waves to q . Funniest ship loss imo. Right after they super charged the sentry guns...(there were 6 in .4 systems btw) I decided to attack someone in a .4 system. Pop goes the hour old raven. -- Director of Ganking: Death Row Inc.
Altai Saker	Posted - 2004.11.30 03:46:00 - [33] Originally by: Vampire Blade i was teasing the torrinos gate campers in ec-p8r in my pod.. did this for about 20 mins until when i finally wanted to leave, i forgot about having to jump after kickback, soon as i saw the gate i clicked jump.. . . . starjump in progress . . . SQUISH i lost 40m worth of implants. Ahhh... I remember that one
Altai Saker	Posted - 2004.11.30 03:46:00 - [34] Originally by: Vampire Blade i was teasing the torrinos gate campers in ec-p8r in my pod.. did this for about 20 mins until when i finally wanted to leave, i forgot about having to jump after kickback, soon as i saw the gate i clicked jump.. . . . starjump in progress . . . SQUISH i lost 40m worth of implants. Ahhh... I remember that one
Kuolematon	Posted - 2004.11.30 06:37:00 - [35] Originally by: Solant How the hell do you lose a BS afk jumping in higher than 0.0? Ah yes it was only cruiser setup for mining, not a bs, sorry _______________________________________________ My opinions aren't my corporations opinions. (\_/) (x.x) This is what's left of Bunny, the rest tasted delicious.
Kuolematon	Posted - 2004.11.30 06:37:00 - [36] Originally by: Solant How the hell do you lose a BS afk jumping in higher than 0.0? Ah yes it was only cruiser setup for mining, not a bs, sorry _______________________________________________ My opinions aren't my corporations opinions. (\_/) (x.x) This is what's left of Bunny, the rest tasted delicious.
HitGirl	Posted - 2004.11.30 09:49:00 - [37] Originally by: Solant Originally by: Kuolematon Okay, so time to share your most hilarious ways to lose your ship First BS that I lost is so classic that it really dosen't bother me much. Me and my friend were kinda "afk jumping in 0.0"-space and while there was noone ahead we got bored and I started humming song "supersonic elektronic" and my friend asked whats that song. So I went to google and seek it while my EVE was on background afk jumping and started showing him that music video. Halfway thru that video my friend looked to his monitor and sayd "Dude, wtf your in pod!". I instantly alt-tabbed back and there I was.. floating in my pod. Good bye my first armageddon :D. Yesterday was another classic way to lose ship.. I was in empire, naturally afk jumping there in below 0.5 space and my friend told me to look his monitor for a second, like 10-20 sec or so and when I turn my head back to my monitor, I was floating in pod . Someone sniped me with 'geddon. Sad part is that I had my sounds on THIS time but still didn't hear anything . So anyone else has nice moments while losing ship? How the hell do you lose a BS afk jumping in higher than 0.0? Sentry tanker with scrambler and a webber can do it solo? or you can have a sniper at your help^^ Chief Executive Officer Inferno Corp: Where we are ultimate Destruction will follow
HitGirl	Posted - 2004.11.30 09:49:00 - [38] Originally by: Solant Originally by: Kuolematon Okay, so time to share your most hilarious ways to lose your ship First BS that I lost is so classic that it really dosen't bother me much. Me and my friend were kinda "afk jumping in 0.0"-space and while there was noone ahead we got bored and I started humming song "supersonic elektronic" and my friend asked whats that song. So I went to google and seek it while my EVE was on background afk jumping and started showing him that music video. Halfway thru that video my friend looked to his monitor and sayd "Dude, wtf your in pod!". I instantly alt-tabbed back and there I was.. floating in my pod. Good bye my first armageddon :D. Yesterday was another classic way to lose ship.. I was in empire, naturally afk jumping there in below 0.5 space and my friend told me to look his monitor for a second, like 10-20 sec or so and when I turn my head back to my monitor, I was floating in pod . Someone sniped me with 'geddon. Sad part is that I had my sounds on THIS time but still didn't hear anything . So anyone else has nice moments while losing ship? How the hell do you lose a BS afk jumping in higher than 0.0? Sentry tanker with scrambler and a webber can do it solo? or you can have a sniper at your help^^ Chief Executive Officer Inferno Corp: Where we are ultimate Destruction will follow
Trey Azagthoth	Posted - 2004.11.30 11:17:00 - [39] Well, I lost my first BS while afk in Assah, a 0.1 system, I was chillin' at my uncle's house showing him some stuff on the guitar for some songs he wrote, and I came back to a nice warm station... Anyways, theres my stupid story. BTW Kuolematon, it wouldnt have been either Vadar Kramax or boabus that sniped you at the gate would it? Vin Diesel claims he has never hailed a taxi. He just runs up to them at stop lights, opens the door, shoves the current passenger over, and tells the cab driver what his new destination is.
Trey Azagthoth	Posted - 2004.11.30 11:17:00 - [40] Well, I lost my first BS while afk in Assah, a 0.1 system, I was chillin' at my uncle's house showing him some stuff on the guitar for some songs he wrote, and I came back to a nice warm station... Anyways, theres my stupid story. BTW Kuolematon, it wouldnt have been either Vadar Kramax or boabus that sniped you at the gate would it? Vin Diesel claims he has never hailed a taxi. He just runs up to them at stop lights, opens the door, shoves the current passenger over, and tells the cab driver what his new destination is.
MrRookie	Posted - 2004.11.30 11:23:00 - [41] I didnt exactly loose my BS but it was funny anyway. I was hunting rats in the curse region and I`m not a member so I had to keep alow profile. I went to a belt and almost got pwned by the rats once. I was lucky and managed to escape with 10% hull left When I came to the station I noticed I had forgott my medium hull repairers and only had 2 small ones. I didnt want to leave the system because I wa such a easy target so there was nothing to do than fitting the to small hull repairers and start reading a book _____________________________________________ \o/ I got a siggy... WTB 3x Medium Modulated Pulse Energy Beams http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=139877
MrRookie	Posted - 2004.11.30 11:23:00 - [42] I didnt exactly loose my BS but it was funny anyway. I was hunting rats in the curse region and I`m not a member so I had to keep alow profile. I went to a belt and almost got pwned by the rats once. I was lucky and managed to escape with 10% hull left When I came to the station I noticed I had forgott my medium hull repairers and only had 2 small ones. I didnt want to leave the system because I wa such a easy target so there was nothing to do than fitting the to small hull repairers and start reading a book _____________________________________________ \o/ I got a siggy... WTB 3x Medium Modulated Pulse Energy Beams http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=139877
Elenia Kheynes	Posted - 2004.11.30 12:10:00 - [43] I proposed a 2vs2 to some carebears knowing they would come with all they have. So of course I decided to leave my wingman safe and go there alone to kill them. Basicly I made the terrible mistake to choose an asteroid belt. First warp, I'm not satisfied of my position and begins to warp out and in again. In fact I came a bit close from roids. And they were a good 7 at least, mostly in BS :P But I decided it was going to be fun. What was less fun is that while trying to keep aligned with an object I stuck my ship on roids Then errrr... Well I finaly managed to unstuck my ship while at structure and sadly, it went boom just a little bit before the warping out... But heh all the uber loot got destroyed hopefully. Wouldn't want some dishonorable carebears to get it. They just didn't deserve it. Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
Elenia Kheynes	Posted - 2004.11.30 12:10:00 - [44] I proposed a 2vs2 to some carebears knowing they would come with all they have. So of course I decided to leave my wingman safe and go there alone to kill them. Basicly I made the terrible mistake to choose an asteroid belt. First warp, I'm not satisfied of my position and begins to warp out and in again. In fact I came a bit close from roids. And they were a good 7 at least, mostly in BS :P But I decided it was going to be fun. What was less fun is that while trying to keep aligned with an object I stuck my ship on roids Then errrr... Well I finaly managed to unstuck my ship while at structure and sadly, it went boom just a little bit before the warping out... But heh all the uber loot got destroyed hopefully. Wouldn't want some dishonorable carebears to get it. They just didn't deserve it. Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
Kaalen	Posted - 2004.11.30 13:13:00 - [45] Lets just say I won't be solo mining late at night ever again. Falling asleep at the keyboard, even in empire space, never ends well.
Kaalen	Posted - 2004.11.30 13:13:00 - [46] Lets just say I won't be solo mining late at night ever again. Falling asleep at the keyboard, even in empire space, never ends well.
Sardau Kar	Posted - 2004.11.30 14:28:00 - [47] Omg supersonik elektronik
Sardau Kar	Posted - 2004.11.30 14:28:00 - [48] Omg supersonik elektronik
DarkAlpha	Posted - 2004.11.30 16:34:00 - [49] Originally by: Doug Dent Success, my pod starts to warp and I sit back letting out a sigh of relief. Still in warp, I decide to warn my corp m8's about the gankers, completely focused on remembering the gankers names and ship types I'm not paying too much attention to what's happening on-screen (I'm warping to safe spot so nothing to worry about right?). Next thing I know, I've come out of warp BACK AT THE SAME GATE with the same bunch of Scorps and Ravens that just ganked my ass. I know that this isn't actually possible but those ships actually _looked_ surprised to see me come back for more. More panic clicking and I'm once again warping to my safe spot. This time, I remember to disable to God damned suicidal autopilot. Doug Dude... same thing happend to me. As I was bravely jumping thru the gates on autopilot in my newly purchased destroyer and thinking to myself how I was going to outfit it and what IÆm going to put on it and so on, as I encountered gate camp. I fought bravely ôactually I was franticly clicking everywhere on the god damn screenö thenà. My shields at 20% à. My armor at à.10% à hull at 78% and my mighty destroyer goes in to warp. YAY I say as I exit the warp by some station. As I try to warn my corp mates about the camp, somehow I see that painful sign on the bottom of the screenà. You knowà the one that tells you your ships speedà.. the sign says. ôWARPINGö WTF???!!! I click on stop the ship STOP THE DAMN SHIP NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. IÆm in warp again going back to the same camped gate. As IÆm in warp, morbid thoughts are in my head after all the only thing I have isà nothing!!! It is completely empty!!! And my hull at 78%à.. IÆm exiting the warpà. I can see the gate getting closerà closer closerà BAM WAM BOOM AAAAAAA!! IÆm in my pod and warping out againà. Aahh warp is so beautiful à. I turn off my autopilot and claim my new shiny Ibis for FREE!! No forgiveness with out bloodshed!
DarkAlpha	Posted - 2004.11.30 16:34:00 - [50] Originally by: Doug Dent Success, my pod starts to warp and I sit back letting out a sigh of relief. Still in warp, I decide to warn my corp m8's about the gankers, completely focused on remembering the gankers names and ship types I'm not paying too much attention to what's happening on-screen (I'm warping to safe spot so nothing to worry about right?). Next thing I know, I've come out of warp BACK AT THE SAME GATE with the same bunch of Scorps and Ravens that just ganked my ass. I know that this isn't actually possible but those ships actually _looked_ surprised to see me come back for more. More panic clicking and I'm once again warping to my safe spot. This time, I remember to disable to God damned suicidal autopilot. Doug Dude... same thing happend to me. As I was bravely jumping thru the gates on autopilot in my newly purchased destroyer and thinking to myself how I was going to outfit it and what IÆm going to put on it and so on, as I encountered gate camp. I fought bravely ôactually I was franticly clicking everywhere on the god damn screenö thenà. My shields at 20% à. My armor at à.10% à hull at 78% and my mighty destroyer goes in to warp. YAY I say as I exit the warp by some station. As I try to warn my corp mates about the camp, somehow I see that painful sign on the bottom of the screenà. You knowà the one that tells you your ships speedà.. the sign says. ôWARPINGö WTF???!!! I click on stop the ship STOP THE DAMN SHIP NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. IÆm in warp again going back to the same camped gate. As IÆm in warp, morbid thoughts are in my head after all the only thing I have isà nothing!!! It is completely empty!!! And my hull at 78%à.. IÆm exiting the warpà. I can see the gate getting closerà closer closerà BAM WAM BOOM AAAAAAA!! IÆm in my pod and warping out againà. Aahh warp is so beautiful à. I turn off my autopilot and claim my new shiny Ibis for FREE!! No forgiveness with out bloodshed!
Kuolematon	Posted - 2004.12.01 06:44:00 - [51] Originally by: Trey Azagthoth BTW Kuolematon, it wouldnt have been either Vadar Kramax or boabus that sniped you at the gate would it? It was "nastynic" who did it _______________________________________________ My opinions aren't my corporations opinions. (\_/) (x.x) This is what's left of Bunny, the rest tasted delicious.
Kuolematon	Posted - 2004.12.01 06:44:00 - [52] Originally by: Trey Azagthoth BTW Kuolematon, it wouldnt have been either Vadar Kramax or boabus that sniped you at the gate would it? It was "nastynic" who did it _______________________________________________ My opinions aren't my corporations opinions. (\_/) (x.x) This is what's left of Bunny, the rest tasted delicious.
Kristoffer	Posted - 2004.12.01 06:53:00 - [53] Edited by: Kristoffer on 01/12/2004 06:58:26 Originally by: jamesw Stupid mistake, but doesnt quite qualify as I still have the ship. Camping a station in 4C-B7X in my ECM Scorpion, and a ship undocks. I ctrl-click like mad so I can lock him as soon as I can after he has loaded space. I get a target lock up and send 4 cruise, 2 hvy nos, ECM and warp disruptor at him. I wonder why my shields are gone (he was in a frig). I notice that the station is targeted and not the frigate, and that the sentries are wtfpwning me. I get out with 7% armour left, and much amusement in local. <grins> That was horribly funny =)
Kristoffer	Posted - 2004.12.01 06:53:00 - [54] Edited by: Kristoffer on 01/12/2004 06:58:26 Originally by: jamesw Stupid mistake, but doesnt quite qualify as I still have the ship. Camping a station in 4C-B7X in my ECM Scorpion, and a ship undocks. I ctrl-click like mad so I can lock him as soon as I can after he has loaded space. I get a target lock up and send 4 cruise, 2 hvy nos, ECM and warp disruptor at him. I wonder why my shields are gone (he was in a frig). I notice that the station is targeted and not the frigate, and that the sentries are wtfpwning me. I get out with 7% armour left, and much amusement in local. <grins> That was horribly funny =)
Doug Dent	Posted - 2004.12.01 14:06:00 - [55] Edited by: Doug Dent on 01/12/2004 14:09:29 Originally by: DarkAlphaDude... same thing happend to me. As I was bravely jumping thru the gates on autopilot in my newly purchased destroyer and thinking to myself how I was going to outfit it and what IÆm going to put on it and so on, as I encountered gate camp. I fought bravely ôactually I was franticly clicking everywhere on the god damn screenö thenà. My shields at 20% à. My armor at à.10% à hull at 78% and my mighty destroyer goes in to warp. YAY I say as I exit the warp by some station. As I try to warn my corp mates about the camp, somehow I see that painful sign on the bottom of the screenà. You knowà the one that tells you your ships speedà.. the sign says. ôWARPINGö WTF???!!! I click on stop the ship STOP THE DAMN SHIP NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. IÆm in warp again going back to the same camped gate. As IÆm in warp, morbid thoughts are in my head after all the only thing I have isà nothing!!! It is completely empty!!! And my hull at 78%à.. IÆm exiting the warpà. I can see the gate getting closerà closer closerà BAM WAM BOOM AAAAAAA!! IÆm in my pod and warping out againà. Aahh warp is so beautiful à. I turn off my autopilot and claim my new shiny Ibis for FREE!! lmao! I know it's the same story but it still makes me laugh. It's that horrible sinking feeling u get when u realise what is happening and that there's not a damn thing u can do about it. I just wish I could have seen the expression on the gankers faces when I returned to wtfpwn their asses in my pod. Doug
Doug Dent	Posted - 2004.12.01 14:06:00 - [56] Edited by: Doug Dent on 01/12/2004 14:09:29 Originally by: DarkAlphaDude... same thing happend to me. As I was bravely jumping thru the gates on autopilot in my newly purchased destroyer and thinking to myself how I was going to outfit it and what IÆm going to put on it and so on, as I encountered gate camp. I fought bravely ôactually I was franticly clicking everywhere on the god damn screenö thenà. My shields at 20% à. My armor at à.10% à hull at 78% and my mighty destroyer goes in to warp. YAY I say as I exit the warp by some station. As I try to warn my corp mates about the camp, somehow I see that painful sign on the bottom of the screenà. You knowà the one that tells you your ships speedà.. the sign says. ôWARPINGö WTF???!!! I click on stop the ship STOP THE DAMN SHIP NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. IÆm in warp again going back to the same camped gate. As IÆm in warp, morbid thoughts are in my head after all the only thing I have isà nothing!!! It is completely empty!!! And my hull at 78%à.. IÆm exiting the warpà. I can see the gate getting closerà closer closerà BAM WAM BOOM AAAAAAA!! IÆm in my pod and warping out againà. Aahh warp is so beautiful à. I turn off my autopilot and claim my new shiny Ibis for FREE!! lmao! I know it's the same story but it still makes me laugh. It's that horrible sinking feeling u get when u realise what is happening and that there's not a damn thing u can do about it. I just wish I could have seen the expression on the gankers faces when I returned to wtfpwn their asses in my pod. Doug
Badshah	Posted - 2004.12.01 17:22:00 - [57] I always love reading stories about ppls experiences in EVE. What other game lends itself to such rich and compelling stories? I have lost 3 ships so far in my time here. The first one was an Osprey, kitted out for mining. I had no defenses at all because I didn't plan to fight but to leave at the first sign of trouble. I was mining at a belt in Nonni when some guristas show up. I usually keep a destination set so all I have to do is push the button to warp to safety. In this case, I slowly aligned with an asteroid, and couldn't go to warp. As I desparately struggled to guide the ship to open space it dissolved right before my eyes. This was my first time and it really hurt. Made it worse, I could actually hear the rats laughing amongst themselves, over my comm-set. Just me, Bad
Badshah	Posted - 2004.12.01 17:22:00 - [58] I always love reading stories about ppls experiences in EVE. What other game lends itself to such rich and compelling stories? I have lost 3 ships so far in my time here. The first one was an Osprey, kitted out for mining. I had no defenses at all because I didn't plan to fight but to leave at the first sign of trouble. I was mining at a belt in Nonni when some guristas show up. I usually keep a destination set so all I have to do is push the button to warp to safety. In this case, I slowly aligned with an asteroid, and couldn't go to warp. As I desparately struggled to guide the ship to open space it dissolved right before my eyes. This was my first time and it really hurt. Made it worse, I could actually hear the rats laughing amongst themselves, over my comm-set. Just me, Bad
IIIQIII	Posted - 2004.12.02 07:57:00 - [59] hehhehe I belive Hama has alot of funny stories:)) ---------------------------------------------- I... watch over humanity as it's ignorance and stupidity amuse me...
IIIQIII	Posted - 2004.12.02 07:57:00 - [60] hehhehe I belive Hama has alot of funny stories:)) ---------------------------------------------- I... watch over humanity as it's ignorance and stupidity amuse me...

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