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Akela	Posted - 2004.12.02 12:57:00 - [61] I once lost a shuttle to 17 mookids, camping aunenen All of them I think, I thought that was funny
Akela	Posted - 2004.12.02 12:57:00 - [62] I once lost a shuttle to 17 mookids, camping aunenen All of them I think, I thought that was funny
Basileus	Posted - 2004.12.02 18:20:00 - [63] Originally by: Kuolematon Okay, so time to share your most hilarious ways to lose your ship Put a mining laser on my indy. Set it to mine in a 0.5 area, and was filling a non-secure can. After I started the last run I though I could go afk for 10 mins to powernap. Was floating in my pod afterwards. The can of mins was worth a hell of a lot more than the ship though... D'oh!
Basileus	Posted - 2004.12.02 18:20:00 - [64] Originally by: Kuolematon Okay, so time to share your most hilarious ways to lose your ship Put a mining laser on my indy. Set it to mine in a 0.5 area, and was filling a non-secure can. After I started the last run I though I could go afk for 10 mins to powernap. Was floating in my pod afterwards. The can of mins was worth a hell of a lot more than the ship though... D'oh!
Masta Killa	Posted - 2004.12.02 20:16:00 - [65] Originally by: Basileus Originally by: Kuolematon Okay, so time to share your most hilarious ways to lose your ship Put a mining laser on my indy. Set it to mine in a 0.5 area, and was filling a non-secure can. After I started the last run I though I could go afk for 10 mins to powernap. Was floating in my pod afterwards. The can of mins was worth a hell of a lot more than the ship though... D'oh! What the fleh is "powernap"? -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
Masta Killa	Posted - 2004.12.02 20:16:00 - [66] Originally by: Basileus Originally by: Kuolematon Okay, so time to share your most hilarious ways to lose your ship Put a mining laser on my indy. Set it to mine in a 0.5 area, and was filling a non-secure can. After I started the last run I though I could go afk for 10 mins to powernap. Was floating in my pod afterwards. The can of mins was worth a hell of a lot more than the ship though... D'oh! What the fleh is "powernap"? -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
Jarra	Posted - 2004.12.04 03:00:00 - [67] :) Nice topic let me add my 2 isk. I was settin up a med warp field near a gate in 0.0 with a roomate helpin me with it,the bubble goes active and as im about to pilot my apoc out of the bubble the power in our house goes out :/ after a few phonecalls I find out my apoc has been chewed up by 20-30k gate rats hehe :) -- Diplomacy is like saying "nice doggy" until u can find a bigger rock:)
Jarra	Posted - 2004.12.04 03:00:00 - [68] :) Nice topic let me add my 2 isk. I was settin up a med warp field near a gate in 0.0 with a roomate helpin me with it,the bubble goes active and as im about to pilot my apoc out of the bubble the power in our house goes out :/ after a few phonecalls I find out my apoc has been chewed up by 20-30k gate rats hehe :) -- Diplomacy is like saying "nice doggy" until u can find a bigger rock:)
Verone	Posted - 2004.12.10 03:06:00 - [69] Originally by: Kuolematon Okay, so time to share your most hilarious ways to lose your ship here goes nothing, lol myself and a corpmate are in cruisers attacking a guy in 0.4. his friend warps in, and we destroy his osprey, then a crow warps in and starts to attack my corpmate, i lock mr crow, and activate my nos and webber to slow him down... but oh noooooo EVE CTD's on me the second i hit my webber. lucky crow. damn. so, i log back in.. and i'm heading for a gate at 6au/sec. oh dear. sentries give me a good seeing to. bye bye blackbird... and i'm left sat at the gate.. in a cloud of dust. no loot. just dust. muchos flaming and **** taking in local. why do we warp to gates instead of where we came from??? still... bloody good fun fully insured... so no harm done.... see you again soon guys.... YARRRRRRRR!!! COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET
Verone	Posted - 2004.12.10 03:06:00 - [70] Originally by: Kuolematon Okay, so time to share your most hilarious ways to lose your ship here goes nothing, lol myself and a corpmate are in cruisers attacking a guy in 0.4. his friend warps in, and we destroy his osprey, then a crow warps in and starts to attack my corpmate, i lock mr crow, and activate my nos and webber to slow him down... but oh noooooo EVE CTD's on me the second i hit my webber. lucky crow. damn. so, i log back in.. and i'm heading for a gate at 6au/sec. oh dear. sentries give me a good seeing to. bye bye blackbird... and i'm left sat at the gate.. in a cloud of dust. no loot. just dust. muchos flaming and **** taking in local. why do we warp to gates instead of where we came from??? still... bloody good fun fully insured... so no harm done.... see you again soon guys.... YARRRRRRRR!!! COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET
Sardau Kar	Posted - 2004.12.10 05:49:00 - [71] Entering a system in a megathron knowing a buddy was about to go boom and there was a 10-15 BS blockade from CA,when I realiced what I just did..
Sardau Kar	Posted - 2004.12.10 05:49:00 - [72] Entering a system in a megathron knowing a buddy was about to go boom and there was a 10-15 BS blockade from CA,when I realiced what I just did..
Kendar Zek	Posted - 2004.12.13 01:49:00 - [73] I fired first in my first (and only) PvP encounter. I lost my ship in the fight and warped to a nearby station. My corpmates are all telling me that I'm flagged for taking a shot at someone. I have no clue what the consequences of being flagged actually are, so as soon as I leave station in my shiny new rookie ship, the sentry guns open fire. The detailer at the rookie ship dealership was ****ed that his work lasted all of 3 seconds after I took it off the lot. I piloted my pod from Ane to Duripant, where I had more ships waiting. I am such a noob.
Kendar Zek	Posted - 2004.12.13 01:49:00 - [74] I fired first in my first (and only) PvP encounter. I lost my ship in the fight and warped to a nearby station. My corpmates are all telling me that I'm flagged for taking a shot at someone. I have no clue what the consequences of being flagged actually are, so as soon as I leave station in my shiny new rookie ship, the sentry guns open fire. The detailer at the rookie ship dealership was ****ed that his work lasted all of 3 seconds after I took it off the lot. I piloted my pod from Ane to Duripant, where I had more ships waiting. I am such a noob.
Lorth	Posted - 2004.12.13 09:16:00 - [75] Edited by: Lorth on 13/12/2004 09:26:13 Chaseing an indy through 0.0. He had instas and was really running, there wasn't anything I could do. So I decied to try and get ahead of his a jump or two and hope he kept going on his path and I could get him when he jumps. So I make a few jumps and get in possition right on top of a gate so I know I'll be within 15 km of him when he uncloaks. Local changes and he comes in, this is my chance I think. I lock, set orbit and warp scramble him. Boom goes my ship. I warp my pod off wondering WTF just happened, did he have some sort of frig insta kill on? It wasnt untill I looked at the kill mail that I saw we had moved into a 0.1 system in empire and the sentrys wtfpwned me. Oh and anouther time... I was in a claw, scouting around. I found a gate camp in EC that we wanted to attack or at least break up. I being there I warped to a gate scout and started to right click show info on all the ships in the scanner. I suddenly notice that a couple frigs have made the 300km trip out to get me. Then I figure out that my screen is so full of info windows I can't double click a planet or move my ship or do anything. I died trying to close all those windows.
Lorth	Posted - 2004.12.13 09:16:00 - [76] Edited by: Lorth on 13/12/2004 09:26:13 Chaseing an indy through 0.0. He had instas and was really running, there wasn't anything I could do. So I decied to try and get ahead of his a jump or two and hope he kept going on his path and I could get him when he jumps. So I make a few jumps and get in possition right on top of a gate so I know I'll be within 15 km of him when he uncloaks. Local changes and he comes in, this is my chance I think. I lock, set orbit and warp scramble him. Boom goes my ship. I warp my pod off wondering WTF just happened, did he have some sort of frig insta kill on? It wasnt untill I looked at the kill mail that I saw we had moved into a 0.1 system in empire and the sentrys wtfpwned me. Oh and anouther time... I was in a claw, scouting around. I found a gate camp in EC that we wanted to attack or at least break up. I being there I warped to a gate scout and started to right click show info on all the ships in the scanner. I suddenly notice that a couple frigs have made the 300km trip out to get me. Then I figure out that my screen is so full of info windows I can't double click a planet or move my ship or do anything. I died trying to close all those windows.
Malificus	Posted - 2004.12.13 12:02:00 - [77] This one's a bad one =( I was back the with another char, Draemyst :P I was coming back from some fleet battle, which I had logged out before, so I found myself in the middle of nowhere - alone. I went back to the station where I left my 3k zydrine before I went off with the fleet, I made like 22 jumps on a stabber with 3k zydrine in the cargo.. I had ONE jump left in a 0.3 system, yay, it was the last system, then four -ASS- scorps waiting for me :P and paff the zydrine and stabber lost. Three thousand units of zydrine. Sigh. Good job ASS :P
Malificus	Posted - 2004.12.13 12:02:00 - [78] This one's a bad one =( I was back the with another char, Draemyst :P I was coming back from some fleet battle, which I had logged out before, so I found myself in the middle of nowhere - alone. I went back to the station where I left my 3k zydrine before I went off with the fleet, I made like 22 jumps on a stabber with 3k zydrine in the cargo.. I had ONE jump left in a 0.3 system, yay, it was the last system, then four -ASS- scorps waiting for me :P and paff the zydrine and stabber lost. Three thousand units of zydrine. Sigh. Good job ASS :P
Val Amon	Posted - 2004.12.13 22:04:00 - [79] My favorite was jumping into A2 crashing then logging back and seeing a nice egg instead of a megathron and the words somedude[MOO] has begun warp scrambling you. Then I bought a new pc and hadn't lost a Pod for about 8 months until a SA gate smartbomber in Hed got me one day. Being able to have the bm windows in the upper left open each menu in less than 5 seconds is nice too since I can actually cycle jam and pick bms in less time then the cycle takes, which was impossible on the other pc. _ _ How many pilots does it take to wire a Flux Capacitor? 3, 1 to wire it and 2 to talk about how the old one was better.
Val Amon	Posted - 2004.12.13 22:04:00 - [80] My favorite was jumping into A2 crashing then logging back and seeing a nice egg instead of a megathron and the words somedude[MOO] has begun warp scrambling you. Then I bought a new pc and hadn't lost a Pod for about 8 months until a SA gate smartbomber in Hed got me one day. Being able to have the bm windows in the upper left open each menu in less than 5 seconds is nice too since I can actually cycle jam and pick bms in less time then the cycle takes, which was impossible on the other pc. _ _ How many pilots does it take to wire a Flux Capacitor? 3, 1 to wire it and 2 to talk about how the old one was better.

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