EVE Search - Introducing The Foundation Fem-Bot

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Exioce	Posted - 2003.06.26 00:05:00 - [1] The first two Fem-Bots off Foundation's production line Sick of silly holo-flicks? Looking for something a little more tangible? If so, Foundation has exactly the thing for you! Like a real woman, only better, Fem-Bot is the latest advance in synthetic technology. Packed with 'Realer Than Reality' (TM) features such as perfect skin, pouty lips and non-sag *****, we GUARANTEE you, your family and friends will not be able to tell the difference - or your money back! Tested extensively in-house, each Fem-Bot comes installed with a complementary database of 715 different sexual positions and is infinitely customisable in both physical and behavioural terms. Submissive? Argumentative? Dominating? Downright Scary? Choose from any of these personalities to suit your particular needs. For a further fee, Foundation will also imbue your Fem-Bot with its very own additional "issues" such as Unneccessary Jealousy, Control Freakery, Neediness, Inexplicable Weepiness and * Envy. Order today and get a second Fem-Bot HALF-PRICE! Perfect for those ***** and/or threesome fantasies. Foundation accepts all major credit cards and prides itself on its discreet service. For enquiries regarding bulk orders, please contact Foundation Customer Services.
Exioce Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2003.06.26 00:05:00 - [2] The first two Fem-Bots off Foundation's production line Sick of silly holo-flicks? Looking for something a little more tangible? If so, Foundation has exactly the thing for you! Like a real woman, only better, Fem-Bot is the latest advance in synthetic technology. Packed with 'Realer Than Reality' (TM) features such as perfect skin, pouty lips and non-sag *****, we GUARANTEE you, your family and friends will not be able to tell the difference - or your money back! Tested extensively in-house, each Fem-Bot comes installed with a complementary database of 715 different sexual positions and is infinitely customisable in both physical and behavioural terms. Submissive? Argumentative? Dominating? Downright Scary? Choose from any of these personalities to suit your particular needs. For a further fee, Foundation will also imbue your Fem-Bot with its very own additional "issues" such as Unneccessary Jealousy, Control Freakery, Neediness, Inexplicable Weepiness and * Envy. Order today and get a second Fem-Bot HALF-PRICE! Perfect for those ***** and/or threesome fantasies. Foundation accepts all major credit cards and prides itself on its discreet service. For enquiries regarding bulk orders, please contact Foundation Customer Services.
Vacuole	Posted - 2003.06.26 04:42:00 - [3] I have a Thorax to trade. Do you accept minerals as payment? Edited by: Vacuole on 26/06/2003 04:42:41
Vacuole Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2003.06.26 04:42:00 - [4] I have a Thorax to trade. Do you accept minerals as payment? Edited by: Vacuole on 26/06/2003 04:42:41
Damon Vile	Posted - 2003.06.26 06:22:00 - [5] I see a universe that no longer fears pirates. The fem-bot will soon rule all....where can I get one. BTW what type of warranty does it come with..if that thing gets stuck on PMS I'll shoot it too Edited by: Damon Vile on 26/06/2003 06:24:28
Damon Vile Amarr AUS Corporation CORE.	Posted - 2003.06.26 06:22:00 - [6] I see a universe that no longer fears pirates. The fem-bot will soon rule all....where can I get one. BTW what type of warranty does it come with..if that thing gets stuck on PMS I'll shoot it too Edited by: Damon Vile on 26/06/2003 06:24:28
Exioce	Posted - 2003.06.26 10:27:00 - [7] as with any piece of purchasable equipment, there is a significant reduction in price for those able to provide their own megacyte and zydrine. Fem-Bot comes with a lifetime warranty, parts and labour. however, should Fem-Bot become stuck in PMS mode, you're on your own buddy =P in such cases, Foundation accepts no liability for damage to your property and/or ********. Edited by: Exioce on 26/06/2003 10:28:14* "The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green." Hasham Abbas [30/06/03]
Exioce Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2003.06.26 10:27:00 - [8] as with any piece of purchasable equipment, there is a significant reduction in price for those able to provide their own megacyte and zydrine. Fem-Bot comes with a lifetime warranty, parts and labour. however, should Fem-Bot become stuck in PMS mode, you're on your own buddy =P in such cases, Foundation accepts no liability for damage to your property and/or ********. Edited by: Exioce on 26/06/2003 10:28:14*
Tharrn	Posted - 2003.06.26 11:44:00 - [9] Bah, Gallentean design - how shall I put it: not suited for us uhm...great Ammarians. I suppose they come in rags and with fleas for our Minmatar friends, right?
Tharrn Amarr Epitoth Fleetyards Vigilia Valeria	Posted - 2003.06.26 11:44:00 - [10] Bah, Gallentean design - how shall I put it: not suited for us uhm...great Ammarians. I suppose they come in rags and with fleas for our Minmatar friends, right? Ceterum censeo 'Concordia' esse delendam.
Finitos	Posted - 2003.06.26 15:58:00 - [11] Hmm....i wonder if these are better than my gallentean sex slaves. Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory, for it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated.
Finitos Amarr Viziam	Posted - 2003.06.26 15:58:00 - [12] Hmm....i wonder if these are better than my gallentean sex slaves. Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory, for it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated.
TornSoul	Posted - 2003.06.27 14:46:00 - [13] All I really want to know is : How well will these 'creations' stand up to prolonged exposure to pod fluid? Edited by: TornSoul on 27/06/2003 14:48:51 BIG Lottery [u
TornSoul BIG Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2003.06.27 14:46:00 - [14] All I really want to know is : How well will these 'creations' stand up to prolonged exposure to pod fluid? Edited by: TornSoul on 27/06/2003 14:48:51 BIG Lottery
Exioce	Posted - 2003.06.27 19:02:00 - [15] pod fluid, not so good. other fluids, rather well. "The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green." Hasham Abbas [30/06/03]
Letifer Deus	Posted - 2003.06.27 19:02:00 - [16] "All I really want to know is : How well will these 'creations' stand up to prolonged exposure to pod fluid?" huhuhuhuh I am the OG PIIIIIMP
Letifer Deus The Short Bus Squad The SUdden Death Squad	Posted - 2003.06.27 19:02:00 - [17] "All I really want to know is : How well will these 'creations' stand up to prolonged exposure to pod fluid?" huhuhuhuh ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Brought to you by the letter ARRR!"
Exioce Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2003.06.27 19:02:00 - [18] pod fluid, not so good. other fluids, rather well.
Tyr Bowman	Posted - 2003.06.28 14:01:00 - [19] Very realistic arent they? i'll take two-dozen!
Tyr Bowman Caldari Blaze Of Glory	Posted - 2003.06.28 14:01:00 - [20] Very realistic arent they? i'll take two-dozen!
Temujin Destovai	Posted - 2003.06.28 14:58:00 - [21] Do they come in Brutor? The Chronicles of Xanadu
Temujin Destovai Caldari Children of Xanadu	Posted - 2003.06.28 14:58:00 - [22] Do they come in Brutor? The Chronicles of Xanadu
Primer Xenius	Posted - 2003.06.28 16:09:00 - [23] Only reason the amarr have slaves is cos their kind is so damn ugly! :P "we all know CA planned to attack Xetic "when the time was right" from day1" - Lallante
Primer Xenius Black Lance NBSI Alliance	Posted - 2003.06.28 16:09:00 - [24] Only reason the amarr have slaves is cos their kind is so damn ugly! :P
Primer Xenius	Posted - 2003.06.28 16:10:00 - [25] Oh...I want some! "we all know CA planned to attack Xetic "when the time was right" from day1" - Lallante
Primer Xenius Black Lance NBSI Alliance	Posted - 2003.06.28 16:10:00 - [26] Oh...I want some!
Capn Blood	Posted - 2003.06.29 10:31:00 - [27] OK OK...now for the important questions. 1. Do they cook? 2. Do they clean up after me? 3. Are they any good at ironing? 4. Will they spend countless hours parked in front of my Tri-D Holoviewer watching soap operas all day, when I want to watch blooper shows? 5. Will they constantly be tapping my credit cards for new shoes? As a busy space-faring guy I need these questions answered now! Capn Blood Starbucks Intergalactic "In space, everyone needs caffeine!" ============================================== "Trust no man who says to you that 'The ends justify the means' or who says that 'We will do whatever it takes...'. These men have no honour, and are fit only to be politicians." The book of Rab Chapter 1, Verse 3. ==============================================
Capn Blood Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2003.06.29 10:31:00 - [28] OK OK...now for the important questions. 1. Do they cook? 2. Do they clean up after me? 3. Are they any good at ironing? 4. Will they spend countless hours parked in front of my Tri-D Holoviewer watching soap operas all day, when I want to watch blooper shows? 5. Will they constantly be tapping my credit cards for new shoes? As a busy space-faring guy I need these questions answered now! Capn Blood Starbucks Intergalactic "In space, everyone needs caffeine!" ============================================== "Trust no man who says to you that 'The ends justify the means' or who says that 'We will do whatever it takes...'. These men have no honour, and are fit only to be politicians." The book of Rab Chapter 1, Verse 3. ==============================================
TornSoul	Posted - 2003.06.29 16:18:00 - [29] Capn Blood you left out the most important one. Do they come with a mother-in-law or not.... BIG Lottery [u
TornSoul BIG Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2003.06.29 16:18:00 - [30] Capn Blood you left out the most important one. Do they come with a mother-in-law or not.... BIG Lottery

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