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Minigin
Trinity Corp
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.03.30 09:05:00 -
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Edited by: Minigin on 30/03/2010 09:12:16
just a funny story ive got which has been going on for a little while now, a few months ago i was on one of my crazy thrasher solo roams through mm space, upon seeing a rapier/sabre/falcon on a gate i decide im going to hit the saber kill it and die to the rapier (FOR GREAT JUSTICE) knowing mm typically dont like to engage without a falcon i allow all three ships to get on the other side of the gate hoping that the falcon warps off and i can engage the saber and rapier without getting jammed.
my cause is aided by the fact that i believe the saber and the falcon to be piloted by the same person. (which i later found out was true) upon jumping into them as i predicted the saber drops a bubble but sadly the falcon is not as i hoped cloaked up waiting for me to agro to jam me (mm are really not very bright)
as i decloak i overheat all my ****, 1 volley the saber is in low shield (wow must be a fail fit) next volley puts him in structure, im almost entering half armor with the rapier and saber both shooting me, as i had predicited with the ******s focus on his saber he has not alt tabbed to his falcon to jam me, and almost as if jinxing myself :jammed:
anyway the story doesnt end there, i rant about mother ****ing falcons and ***** **** arse ***gots who cant pvp for **** without them to my corp mates telling them id have killed a saber in my thrasher!! yayyyy!!!
anyway, a few months down the track i am in ec- local doing my usual local spam routine when "zhoul" - the saber pilot invites me to a fleet. his alt "octa" no doubt in a falcon was in fleet also, as burn eden was in local with me i accepted the fleet invite and started trying to get an old friend to get ready to drop on the two of them after i warped ontop of them.
much smacktalk was talked in fleet with zhoul as i tried to delay him from dropping fleet, but again as if i jinxed myself awwww fleet is gone. all the while in chat he was telling me how good he was at trapping people because clearly he had intended to let me get him to hull in my thrasher before jamming me (as if my thrasher would have tanked him till deagro had he jammed me straight away)
here are a few letters recieved from this mysterious zhoul who think hes quite something:
the day you beat me
From: Octa
Sent: 2010.03.21 05:30
To: Minigin,
is the same day you can claim you're better.
Until then, keep on keep'n on... and get a ****ing girlfriend already.
Re: the day you beat me
From: Minigin
Sent: 2010.03.21 05:36
To: Octa,
like the rest of the nc you make poor assumptions.
running around with a falcon rapier and saber it isnt hard to kill solo thrashers, doing so and thinking that makes you better than them is well... tragic.
also equally poor to assume that i dont have a gf or that it matters at all if i didnt.
really all it proves to me is your hurt by something i said and are trying to lash out in whatever way you can ;p whether it be true false or makes you look even worse than you are =)
keep on being impressed with yourself see if it gets you anywhere o/
Re: Re: the day you beat me
From: Octa
Sent: 2010.03.21 06:05
To: Minigin,
It matters not 1v1.
What matters is the end result: you died and i did not.
I can admit im a horrible 1v1 pilot, but I can surely trap the **** out of some poor sap who's acting rather irrationally.
I've now killed packe twice in under 24 hours, right in front of the whole BE crew. It would be your ass on my mails if not for them hating you with a passion i've yet to see them exert before.
Thank them, for they have saved you.
- Z
another few months later as i see him passing by local in my cynabal (yah he didnt bother decloaking to fight me that would be outlandish and stupid of him!) to check if he was online and if i could have a crack at him i made a wisecrack in local about pvpers using falcons to "solo" things.
lo and behold his latest most hilarious mail! (read next post)
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MINIGIN! The original colour poster - now surrounding you in limegreen.
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Minigin
Trinity Corp
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.03.30 09:12:00 -
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Edited by: Minigin on 30/03/2010 09:18:31
(insert lame subject here)
From: Zhoul
Sent: 2010.03.30 07:55
To: Minigin,
[ 2010.03.21 04:16:31 ] Ghostthor > did i not tell you to leave...
[ 2010.03.21 04:16:48 ] Ghostthor > god! you never get the hints. EVER
ooh and yer buddy blue there - he flamed some corp mates for dying to us, then 2 hours later, lost a curse and some other faction ship to us.
keep talkin - keep dyin'
we like it like that
i dunno... but seems all mad and buthurt to me =( and all i said was he cant pvp worth **** without a falcon =S
edit: i thought this link was appropriate who knows he might emorage more at my mailbox -_-
http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=65934&view=ships_weapons
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MINIGIN! The original colour poster - now surrounding you in limegreen.
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
Echelon.
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Posted - 2010.03.30 09:15:00 -
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I'm blue, da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
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Chantalle Koslowski
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Posted - 2010.03.30 09:15:00 -
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This thread needs more green
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Ran Khanon
Amarr
Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.03.30 09:24:00 -
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This just in: Local and private smack spilling over to forums. More smack spillage back and forth to be expected. All C&P denizens are advised to evacuate this board immediately. Save your pirates, women and children first.
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FU22
Duty.
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Posted - 2010.03.30 09:28:00 -
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tl;dr: I lost a thrasher and didn't kill anything BECAUSE OF FALCON and then proceeded to dribble to the guy who killed me
At least larks thread was funny 
 Originally by: Millie Clode
Dear santa, for christmas I would like an endless supply of noobs to march across my screen so I can pretend I'm playing duck hunt
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CaperPuts
Minmatar
Life. Universe. Everything.
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2010.03.30 09:30:00 -
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For the record, Minigin does not have a girlfriend.
But he does have a gay life partner, me. The love we share is something very special.
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Minigin
Trinity Corp
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.03.30 10:16:00 -
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Originally by: CaperPuts
For the record, Minigin does not have a girlfriend.
But he does have a gay life partner, me. The love we share is something very special.
i wear the skirt in this relationship. seriously.
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MINIGIN! The original colour poster - now surrounding you in limegreen.
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.03.30 11:26:00 -
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Don't you just hate people who can't PvP without a falcon alt on hand?
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
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Flashy Red
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Posted - 2010.03.30 12:25:00 -
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Edited by: Flashy Red on 30/03/2010 12:25:57
Fun Fact: 8/10 of Minigins most recent kills had 2 rooks assisting.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=26415
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Minigin
Trinity Corp
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.03.30 12:49:00 -
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fun fact 10/10 of my last kills happend in the same small gang earlier today -_-
funner fact, i have flown a falcon/rook on all my accounts a total of twice (one time was moving it for a friend) the other time was on sisi.
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MINIGIN! The original colour poster - now surrounding you in limegreen.
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Kikki Di'je
Lay Low
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Posted - 2010.03.30 13:45:00 -
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sounds like your crying because of game mechanics and there was some chest beating and some butt hurt
cool story brah
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sp3cial forc3s
Reverse Psychology.
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Posted - 2010.03.30 15:03:00 -
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Wheres the funny part?? What a waste of my time. What a waste of your time.
Your an Idiot!!!!
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Millie Clode
Amarr
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.03.30 15:07:00 -
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Edited by: Millie Clode on 30/03/2010 15:08:01
Read the first paragraph, got bored.
Your posting style reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FTTFo6mcug
EDIT: linking fail
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