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Ager Agemo
whips chains and ballgags Care Factor
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Posted - 2011.09.30 18:02:00 -
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while on a WH i saw a shuttle in local, grabbed my jaguar, Dscanned it and warped to it, knowing that 15 mins earlier a small fleet of cloaky ships and T3 had been around, killed the shuttle, and then a frig pointed me, funny thing is.. i set my jaguar to approach the ship, and a proteus is following me to bring the kill dps. thing is... i keep following the ship ahead of me, the proteus could not catch up with me after a while the scram ship warps away just about to die , and i on some insight of stupidity decide i can take the proteus too... as soon i get close to the proteus a brutix and 10 friends of him warp towards me neut the hell of my ship and all i get to do is to kill a drone and a shuttle -.- |
Doctor Funhouse
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.09.30 18:50:00 -
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I went away for awhile, just came back, when I left I deleted a two year old main (that I secretly hated anyway), and gave away all my stuff. I knew I was coming back, I just wanted to be mister "take my stuff, please" for a day. Pretty lulzy. |
Cearain
The IMPERIUM of LaZy NATION
55
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Posted - 2011.09.30 19:07:00 -
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If there was a good isk prize for the stupidest thing done in eve I would probably post mine. Some of the things I have done have been really really dumb. Really. I was really on a roll one night.
Of course, if I posted the stupidest thing that I did in order to get a prize, only to find people were just lying about the prize fund.... Make faction war occupancy pvp instead of pve https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=53815&#post53815
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Shasz
Angels of Anarchy
1
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Posted - 2011.09.30 19:15:00 -
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Stupidest: Forgetting my drones when trying to deagress and jump/dock a couple times. Also brazenly warping my non-buffered dual-rep Domi into a fleet of 10 gank cruisers as bait. Yeah, they took that bait - and fast!
Ballsiest: Most recent I'd say is bumping a Rorqual as it undocked in Stain (T-8) and keeping it from aligning out to the POS it was trying for with absolutely no backup of my own. Eventually I got him outside the docking ring -- his friends in station never undocked to help. However, another enemy fleet scout HAD taken notice and local spiked with his fleet as a rapier uncloaked to grab tackle. I gave the rorqual one more bump for good measure and headed my tempest back to docking range for safety. I also fired a few shots in case they killed him in time. I'd done the legwork to setup the kill, I figured I deserved some credit. Sure enough, he died, got bubbled, podded and rage-logged for a good while.
(Maybe not the ballsiest, but the biggest bang for the balls by far)
Weirdest: Ages ago in lowsec, a small corp pissed off my corp and then they decided to put up a POS in our home system. I took great pleasure in slowly peeling mods off one at a time ninja-pos-bash-style. The best part was catching one of their guys outside the tower repping his guns one day in a battleship. I happened to be in a Domi with lots of drone control range mods up top and was using my Ogres to pick on the their POS from outside 150k point range of the tower. The guy had to have been afk because he sat still while my 5 Ogre IIs covered 160km distance, tore him apart slowly, and then took at least another minute for one of the Ogres to get enough tracking to pod the poor sob. They eventually left our system :) |
Richard Aiel
Southern Cross Knights Order Of The Unforgiving
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Posted - 2011.09.30 19:36:00 -
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Either third or fourth day in the game, in a Kestrel, saw a guy in a pod with a huge bounty on his head (mind you I was in game three or four days. "Huge" may have been as much as five million), thought OOOO If I kill him I can get the bounty!! AT A GATE locked him and fired a single light missile. The gate guns went "orly??"
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sitting in a .4 belt (either it was before you got warned that going into .4 was bad or I was stupid, it was around 2006) mining in a caracal (yea, Im not sure what I was thinking either). Two guys, Arcturus Dethbane and TheSleeper ran up to me, ewarred me into uselessness and killed me. It was my first loss.
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Getting pwnt by Gavjack Bunk in my Vexor with him/her in a Industrial lol it was really sad 2010.12.14 23:42:00
Victim: Richard Aiel Destroyed: Vexor System: Atier Security: 0.6 Damage Taken: 3490
Involved parties:
Name: Gavjack Bunk (laid the final blow) Security: -1.1 Corp: Sausages of Truth Alliance: S I L E N T. Faction: NONE Ship: Badger Mark II Weapon: Dual Light Pulse Laser II Damage Done: 3490
sad but funny lol
"If the unfaithful would rage-quit, let them do so. And let not the gates of New Eden strike them 'pon the ass ere they leave." Quoth the Hillmar |
Trainwreck McGee
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.30 19:39:00 -
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Joined an RP corp for ***** and giggles
However it was just sad and weird
CCP Trainwreck - Weekend Custodial Engineer / CCP Necrogoats foot stool |
Richard Aiel
Southern Cross Knights Order Of The Unforgiving
23
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Posted - 2011.09.30 19:46:00 -
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Tomas Sean Connery wrote:I was so pissed I ripped out my mouse and threw it at the wall.
ppl like this scare me.. anger management ftw. like that one German kid freaking out an breaking his keyboard lol "If the unfaithful would rage-quit, let them do so. And let not the gates of New Eden strike them 'pon the ass ere they leave." Quoth the Hillmar |
Kengutsi Akira
GloboTech Industries
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Posted - 2011.09.30 20:10:00 -
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**** talked in local and started a war
Got a guy **** talking in local that had been in his corp less than a day booted out of his corp by copy pasta all the "Ill get my corp an alliance to kick the **** out of yours" **** he was talking in local and sending it to his corp's CEO --that was funny
(this isnt mine but its damned funny anyways) A few corps back, our CEO (dude's name insnt important cause he sold that character after this - no joke) decided he wanted a POS in low sec. We were a highsec corp, mostly mission runners and miners, a few ppl interested in PVP. We'd joined a fairly large industrial alliance the day before. They had no PVP corps
Anyhoo, our CEO finds this neat little pocket of lowsec surrounded by jumps and jumps on highsec. He decides this is the perfect place to put it. A friend an I scout out the area and tell him it belongs to S I L E N T. an we really dont wanna **** with them.
He says this: "Its OK, theres highsec all around the low sec area. The only way they could get cap ships into the area would be to have built them in the low sec pocket an that would be stupid." -mind you I had at this point never even SEEN a cap ship, an had no idea how jump drives even worked, assumed (lol) he knew what he was talking about, I let it go. My friend, was trying to talk him out of the idea for a week.
The POS is anchored, and onlined. During this process, a Proteus is seem in system, but it doesnt bother anyone. We decide to name the thing something like Aegis Shield POS and are all proud that we have a low sec POS. My friend is saying we may wanna think about leaving the corp.
An hour later... Im on Teamspeak when a random guy in the POS starts yelling about ships warping into the system, and seeing reds, stuff like that. Im curious, engage a jump clone, grab a shuttle, and hop to the POS. There was a Revelation, another DN and a good 300 support ships all in a tight cluster around the POS, blowing the hell out of it. The fight was short, we hadnt had the chance to put much into the thing so it didnt last long, we didnt even have guns on it. The alliance guys kinda shook their heads at our CEO's stupidity, and was gonna move on.
Then they war decced the alliance
Our CEO went "Well... good luck with that guys, im gonna leave an go to 0.0 to see how the big corps work" He docked, an I didnt see him again for like 6 months
We quit the corp the night of the wardec, given that the writing was on the wall for that corp, I watched S I L E N T.'s killboards for a few weeks afterwards, an yeah they were having fun.
Thats about the stupidest thing I can really think Ive seen in this game lol |
Knot'Kul Sun
Society Of The Abattoir Rebel Alliance of New Eden
9
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Posted - 2011.10.02 13:58:00 -
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Took a deadspace fitted daredevil into a tutorial mission.
the one that kills you...
after sparring with my ceo...
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CK Pearl
Teladi Enterprises
0
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Posted - 2011.10.02 14:04:00 -
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Started playing Eve Online.
But I got over it. Main account already expired, this one in a few hours and the third is a few days.
No! You can't haz my stuff! I may come back someday.
Fly safe, all. |
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Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2011.10.02 14:45:00 -
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Give CCP my credit card details, I think that covers stupidest anyway --CATPAIN KIRK wrote: your not black - I've seen you in that video. I meant you write like an american but speak a somewhat difrent langauge - a bit like scotish or sumthing.-- |
Mia Zheng
Frozen Forge New Eden Research.
3
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Posted - 2011.10.02 14:53:00 -
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On my main... on a op deep in enemy territory, somehow fell asleep while on a gate. woke up 40 minutes later realising what I had don't. Apparently friendly gang was sitting in a safespot a few jumps away while the FC was sitting cloaked with me. Didn't lose my ship even though the enemy gang was in the system so apparently they thought I was bait. Kinda got shouted at by the FC but was rather funny |
Kengutsi Akira
15
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Posted - 2011.10.02 15:00:00 -
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CK Pearl wrote: I may come back someday.
funniest part if the i quit post
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Gogela
Freeport Exploration
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Posted - 2011.10.02 15:19:00 -
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For me it was probably when, as a new player, I decided to start killing NPC convoys outside of stations in empire. I just wanted to know what was inside. It was a great moment for me when I realized CONCORD didn't intervene... and I started killing lots of them. I hosed my faction standings w/ many a NPC corp though...
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Klarr Vaine
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.10.02 16:02:00 -
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Warped to PL Cyno at zero |
Barga Hi'che
West Indian Industries A Gentle Tyranny
0
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Posted - 2011.10.02 16:08:00 -
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two things for ballsiest/stupidest things and one definate stupid moment
1st Ballsy/Stupid one, Flying an Orca with a Hulk and mack and various other mining ships in cargo and hanger 30+ jumps through high sec during the height of one of the hulkageddons.
2nd Ballsy/Stupid one, Whilst evacuating from ATLAS space when my alliance was renting from them, No WH so decided to fly from ATLAS 0.0 to Octanneve in one go with a billion isk clone in my pod. Made it too :)
Stupidest Moment, Jumping into Jita when we were wardecc'd by the orphanage. I had dropped roles and just had to dock to quit corp. Docked in 4/4 and bought something shiny then undocked locked and podded within miliseconds goodbye faithful billion isk clone :( |
Danibunkins
The Colonial Forces ROMANIAN-LEGION
0
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Posted - 2011.10.02 16:11:00 -
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I was so excited to have finally 1) Gotten the ability to fly a freighter and then 2) bought a freighter.... it was exciting!
I discovered moments later that I despised flying a freighter because it takes ... for ... ev.... er. So autopiloting I did go with my empty freighter. I had flipped over to my other account, and then back about 30 minutes later, to find out my route to Jita for the freighter ... took me through... yea, you guessed it....
Tama.
I managed to get the freighter jumped through the gate and docked in station with 14% structure left.
Oi. I'm extra-special careful now. |
Anna Lynne Larson
Black Sail Anarchists Yarr Collective
1
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Posted - 2011.10.02 16:15:00 -
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Stupidest: Went canflipping in a Tengu. Lost the Tengu (But I ejected before dying so it's all good :smug:)
Weirdest: not quite sure what would qualify as weird.
OH WAIT. I stranded a noob in a wormhole from Arnon on purpose and ransomed him the way back out. That was pretty weird... and hilarious.
Ballsiest: I have no balls. |
ImperiusRex
Technus Magma Six Times Nine
0
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Posted - 2011.10.02 16:26:00 -
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Flying a fully fitted Basilisk. I needed a simple skillbook and just clicked in market on cheapest set autopilot on and went for a coffee. Never saw that the skillbook was in low sec......... |
Murixo
Savvy Gents.
1
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Posted - 2011.10.02 16:50:00 -
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Working a 12-hour shift, getting home and thinking: "Oh I'll just move that ship", then undocking in Jita with a -8 sec status. |
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The InvisibleOne
Rough Necks Legion
0
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Posted - 2011.10.02 17:06:00 -
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Stupidest 1: I was changing corps and moving ships and decided to autopilot through high sec with a low security status... in my Legion.. came back just in time to see my ship esplode.
Stupidest 2: Running a epic arc mission couldn't hit a scramming rat and lost my ship then proceeded to lose two more ships to the infernal rat. Due to angrily and Hastily fitted. |
Phantom Slave
Cryogenic Creations
3
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Posted - 2011.10.02 17:09:00 -
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Dumbest noob mistake: Lost my very first ship, a Harbinger, in low-sec. I was ninja mining, had 2 lasers attached so I could kill the rats. Drake lands in belt 50k off, then he warps off. I think "Oh he must be ratting!" 15 seconds later he lands at 0 on me and subsequently melts my face.
Dumbest mining mistake: Going afk with my drones out to protect me in a .6. Came back to a pod after the rats killed all my drones and then destroyed my covetor. Actually did this twice!
Dumbest mission mistake: Not paying attention to the trigger while flying my Absolution in a neut heavy lvl 4. Popped 2 triggers in a row, scrammed by frigs and neuted dry.
Dumbest trading mistake: While playing trading games on an alt I see a contract to buy a plex for 343,000.00. My mind saw it as 343,000,000, so I bought a plex off the market for 313 mil and sold it for 343 k. I felt absolutely ********. |
Taronyu Eywa
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
5
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Posted - 2011.10.02 17:24:00 -
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Giving Director privellages to a man of Portuguese descent.
Much Corporation ISK was lost. |
Solstice Project
Cult of Personality
19
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Posted - 2011.10.02 17:27:00 -
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Having -7.2 security status ...
... undocking from a big market hub in 0.9 (dodixie) ...
... in a slow-ass battleship ...
... and a billion ISK bounty on my head.
Thx to LordElfa for this, i hope you're still around ! :D |
Kumq uat
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
12
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Posted - 2011.10.02 17:42:00 -
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I got an interesting story from back in the day.
So, I was pulling a corp theft at the time all by myself. I was in an Ares for a quick get away. So I started off deep in Catch and took all of the BPO's, some +5 implants, and whatever else could fit. Then I made 20 something jumps to Stain where they had a Carrier BPC chilling (back when carriers were a big deal and new). Then I make my way back to empire space. I notice my path is taking me through HED-GP, notorious for ganktastic times. This was also when the Bob/Goon wars were first flaring up. I figure I will be ok though. I think this was before warp to zero but I felt confident I could make it ok in my inty.
So I jump into HED and notice local is flooded with tons of people. Not good but I keep going anyways. I warp to the gate and get pulled off by a bubble about 70 km out. ****! There was also a massive fleet there with Bob and Goons shooting the hell out of each other. DOUBLE ****! So I kick in my MWD and burn toward the gate straight between the two fleets, missiles flying over my head, lasers burning everywhere on my path. I thought for sure some joker would decide to target the one lone inty streaking around.
I got lucky though. I managed to burn through that wall of fire and jump out into empire space where I promptly found the nearest station, docked up, and heaved a massive sigh of relief. |
Talon Striker
Contra Operative Knights SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2011.10.02 17:44:00 -
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Me and my friend started up a corp, just the 2 of us. We wanted to make a POS but we didnt want to have to do thousands of missions to get our standing up. So we desided to make it in lowsec. We went down to 0.4 space and set up the POS, as soon as it was up a Dreadnaught showed up and tolled us we had to take it down, but to do that we had to online it and when we onlined it he and 2 other Dreadnaughts showed up and started fireing at it and us. We where podded and 4 hours later we got a email say the POS was destroyed. (Our shield was at 56% to start) |
Angry Onions
Martyr's Vengence Test Alliance Please Ignore
4
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Posted - 2011.10.02 17:49:00 -
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Most Stupid: Going into a wormhole flying a minnie ship (I was the ONLY one in corp that flew rust, everyone else flew caldari, those snobs), and without any skills what so ever for scanning. The result? I was stuck in a WH for a bit while I trained up Caldari Frigate to fly the Heron sitting in the Corp Hanger dealy, there was also the basic skillbooks sitting in there, next to the Heron.
Ballsiest: Flying my partially deadspace fitted Macherial from 6vdt to highsec with no scouts and the intel channels closed. I still have that same Mach :D
Weirdest: Was in a wormhole with 1st corp, was warpin around planets "discovering' stuff, and i noticed something strange, it appeared that the star in there was following me, as in it was always directly behind me. I need to stop going into wormholes |
Skaz
Skazmanian Industries
0
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Posted - 2011.10.02 17:55:00 -
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Early-game Pod-racing through nullsec. |
Nak hak
13
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Posted - 2011.10.02 18:02:00 -
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Opened a third account,.... then a forth account. Just don't do it! Well problem resolved.
This is what customers do.-á 4 accounts closed. |
Aothereon
The Rising Stars Academy
1
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Posted - 2011.10.02 18:27:00 -
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stupidest: bought brand new fitless drake, took shortest route back instead of safest. Guess what was in the next jump. ballsiest: poked avatar with rifter weirdest: everything else I did ever, probably. Frame, author of DUST514base.blogspot.com @Broadcastorm |
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