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Manique
Ominous Corp
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Posted - 2011.10.03 10:03:00 -
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Foodpimp wrote:Ballsiest: Canceled my Sub
Stupidist: Renewed my Sub
Weirdest: Speaking of this subject in the forums
did this 3 times :))
Addendum : speaking of it :)) |
Forum Bug
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.03 10:17:00 -
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My Stupid thing was back in the days with NFC (Northern freedom coalition) an alliance Lasted all of 5 minutes, IRON and D2 previously G alliance. They were fighting over 3jn in decklien, NFC ala me and others were trying to hold the system.
For some strange reason i thought training Achoring Lvl 5 was a step in the right direction of pvp uberness back then, and because of that landed up until this day that was the right to anchor warp bubbles. The trouble is despite FC's saying it very clearly i could never keep my chat channel out of local.
Anyway with local full of enemy pilots (Inlcucind Bob - i recall crystal was leading the bob offensive) i preceeded to give a report of the exact location of all the bubbles in the system to eveyone in local instead of fleet chat. Needlees to say i was riddiculed relentleesly in local and given a damm good dressing down on TS in a manner that was fully deserved The FC took what seemed to me to be ages to decide whether i should be podded or not.
I wasn't podded, by the FC. although i lost a lot at that time...
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Numphony
The Wyld Hunt
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Posted - 2011.10.03 10:24:00 -
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http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13817288
Got a friend to try EVE, and got him to join me in a belt in his noob ship. For ***** n' giggles i targeted him and he back, fired a volley on him, he didnt die and he fired back... Next time i made sure we where in fleet... |
Also Aswell
Apple Industries Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.03 19:23:00 -
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Foodpimp wrote:Ballsiest: Canceled my Sub
Stupidist: Renewed my Sub
Weirdest: Speaking of this subject in the forums
Alright, so that was hilarious. I rarely laugh at forum posts but that one sure did it.
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applejacks34 Applecrack
Call To Glory Universal Dominance
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Posted - 2011.10.03 22:46:00 -
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I fitted a destroyer with 8 smart bombs with a cloaking device and pretended i was jaws to my corp/fleet friends Lol
By the way Manique how in the world did you get that sterling shirt theres none on market well the new ones. |
Dracoliche
LowProfile
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Posted - 2011.10.04 02:41:00 -
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applejacks34 Applecrack wrote:I fitted a destroyer with 8 smart bombs with a cloaking device and pretended i was jaws to my corp/fleet friends Lol
By the way Manique how in the world did you get that sterling shirt theres none on market well the new ones.
Am I missing highslots or is this before my time? Someone has to explain how 8 sb's AND a cloak fit on a destroyer. |
Esagila
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Posted - 2011.10.04 04:20:00 -
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Clustering all my Mack's into a group while multibox mining...... that was how I learned about smartbombs. |
Dilligafmofo
Sandman Plc Laika.
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Posted - 2011.10.04 06:38:00 -
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Telephoning two ingame friends to tell them of my first ever kill.
I was in my newly aquired "invincible" brutix. Red flashy "megathron" warps into my belt. I begin to shoot and release drones. Battle lasts for a few minutes, he pops as I enter hull.
I'm thrilled and shaking. can hardly dial the numbers. 1st friend thinks I'm awesome for killing a bs in my 3 week old char.
2nd friend points out that the megathron was actually a rifter.. they both had the dual hull thing at the front
What a nub |
Ixsethez
BWE Special Forces
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:26:00 -
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Probably the ballsiest/stupid thing was a suicide run to a station into the Great Wildlands (back when i couldn't afford losing it), which was overrun by Unthinkables. I was able to get into the station, but on my way back i was followed by a Sabre and a Cane for about 6-7 jumps. Right before entering low-sec, the Sabre bubbled me...
I was saved by fitting warp cores, but I shot back at the Sabre first, so i couldn't jump into low-sec right away. It was nerve wrecking to wait for that timer to run out. |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:30:00 -
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Trolled one of the largest alliances in EVE? |
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Drake Iddon
Love From Above
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:53:00 -
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Solo pvp'd in an orca, no kills or deaths but alot of people thinking i was cyno fit
Hosted eve's 1st and only game of 3d ship snooker using 100mn fleet stabbers as the cues.
Warped on top of miners in an orca to drop 80 shuttles on them with the intentions of making them crash if they have **** pc's, worked a few times then i got told off by ccp :P
I've done tonnes more but i have a raging headache atm so remembering hurts >_< |
Dominus Alterai
No Bullshit Jokers Wild.
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:40:00 -
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I set up a POS in a hostile WH....while being under attack. I took down that same POS, while STILL under attack. The best part? I never lost a ship. |
Cpt Greagor
Liquid Relief
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Posted - 2011.10.07 10:24:00 -
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Wow, that review is hilarious. |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2011.10.07 10:27:00 -
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tried to kiss/lick on the face a bearded CCP Dev on Fanfest Pub Crawl (liver incursion), he almost broke my wrist
lol |
Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2011.10.07 10:48:00 -
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One night just before bed I forgot I was piloting an Erebus and warped it to the station in Kamela to dock up. Surprised the hell out of a couple of Amarr Faction warfare omens that were camping a lone mini in the station there.
The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom. Jericho Fraction is Recruiting! |
regandeddie
I WAS IN MADIC
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Posted - 2011.10.07 12:05:00 -
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(one of the) Stupidest (there have been many)
Pootling around Placid lowsec after blowing the dust off an old Vaga, jumped into Ostingele, saw a Rupture on the gate, didn't appear to have any mates around, so duly overloaded everything into it, hoping that he would pop before the gate guns popped me. He did! Awesome! http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10771088
Whilst i dithered about deciding whether to gtfo or scoop the loot first (it was about 15k away still) the gate guns continued to munch away....i overshot the can (mwd still overloaded doh), decided to gtfo after all, took an age to align (mwd still cycled) and got popped before i got into warp (lol noob) http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10771091
There's probably a lesson in there somewhere...
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Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
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Posted - 2011.10.07 12:09:00 -
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Post in this thread |
Horatius Caul
Kitzless
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Posted - 2011.10.07 12:14:00 -
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This summer I made multiple exploration forays into lowsec in a PvE/Scanner Legion, connecting to EVE and the internet through a wi-fi hotspot running on my phone. Amarrad - Amarr language project |
Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2011.10.07 12:25:00 -
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When I was younger, I went mining into lowsec in an Osprey. Wow! Big rocks! Nice ... and no one around too. Eh what is that ship that just warped in? Oh it's just a cruiser (don't remember which) in the belt. I went blissfully back to concentrating on the rocks. Amazingly, nothing happened (he probably thought I was bait) ... so I thought, hmm ... lowsec isn't so bad at all, I might get used to this.
End of story, I got back safely to station. My Osprey didn't blow up
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T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.07 13:02:00 -
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Gave 1/2 a trillion isk of stuff and isk to a known "scammer" 3rd party to hold for an event. CSM 4 Alt2, CSM5 Alt1 / Rage Quit, CSM6 Fail Candidate Hasbeen Ragequitting Creator of New Edens Largest Non-Profit Events
derp. |
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Stonecold Steve
I N E X T R E M I S Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.10.07 13:53:00 -
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Weirdest: Was drunk on the evening of people demonstrating in Jita... Was there, heard the gates got locked down. got pissed... fitted an geddon with smart bombs and jumped into Perimeter got 5001m off the gate and started pulsing, got 6 SB's going and my client froze. On TS still heard blue's going nutts that it was still going.. Police arrived in about 10seconds. Offcourse you can understand that was an instant -10 standing. Took me alot of rats to get back to -1.9 sec standing. http://scs.eve-kill.net/index.php?a=kill_related&kll_id=10000416
Dummest: putting up an hauling contract to the corp to move my **** from one 0.0 system to another 0.0 a billion lightyears away.. offcourse i lost it all to an alt of someone. Was about 1.6 billion + BPC/BPO's. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? |
heheheh
Phoenix Club
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Posted - 2011.10.07 14:41:00 -
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Stupidest - I put some SP in mining once. as far Ballsiest, i dont think anything in Eve requires balls. |
Barakkus
732
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Posted - 2011.10.07 16:06:00 -
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Sent a fleet worth over 20 billion into an OTA with only 1 logi because someone leroyed the gate before the other logi (who dc'd on the gate) had L'd up in fleet chat.
...and no one lost a ship...did the whole site with just 1 logi |
Zoe Alarhun
Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.10.07 22:10:00 -
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Tonite I was doing a DED site in low sec. I'd been playing with my overview settings earlier today. Somehow I'd managed to untick player ships. I was diligently d-scanning while running the site, keeping a eye out for any enemies. Suddenly I see a drake and I'm like - hmmmm since when do enemies use drake models. Turns out it's another pirate. The room aggro + drake kills me.
Stupidest mistake ever. Also somehow unticked show probes.
Mistake at:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14361021
Fortunately I'd picked up a delicious C-type medium faction shield booster worth 400mil not 5 minutes before and had the forethought to go dump it in my hanger first. That would have made me very sad if i'd lost that |
Dielax
Aliastra Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.08 00:11:00 -
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i was 30 + some odd jumps from "home" out exploring and didn't want to fly all the way back so I uncloaked my SB and threw a volley at a strategic cruiser.
I was back home in about 8 seconds including station load time.
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Spacing Cowboy
Ordo Drakonis Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.12.30 20:45:00 -
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A new highlight fail today, Was in a hurry, got cocky... And broke my nr1 rule, Dont fly a JF in highsec during wardec... Even.. If its just that single gate from lowsec...
To top that, i forgot all about neutral scouts in highsec...
Yep, lost the JF...
*facepalm* ... By sheer fail of my side
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Renturu
Tribal Spirit Tribal Unity Alliance
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Posted - 2011.12.30 20:57:00 -
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Podding back to a C4 12 jumps deep into 0.0 to move a few ships out (we were closing up shop). Actually, a few of us were asking for it. If EvE WiS is Space Barbie, then I'm built like a Ken Doll:
Nothin' but 14 inches of T'aint; Smooth, from front to butt!!! |
Marduk Nibiru
Physical Chaos Skunk Works.
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Posted - 2011.12.30 21:06:00 -
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I barely escaped a WH with my life once, having flown into one in a T1 frig to see what it was, realized I'd forgotten my 4 probes in space and went back.
Needless to say, the probes were not recovered.
Oh, and I pulled GCC at a gate in my jag. That didn't go well.
Oh yeah, and I melted everything the first time I tried overheating in combat. Long before I was even damaged my guns were destroyed.
I doubt I could count the amount of stupid **** I've done, or keep doing.... |
Mai Khumm
Apple Construction Inc Northern Associates.
120
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Posted - 2011.12.30 21:17:00 -
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I went into the forums... Make ICE deplete and re-spawn just like roids. That alone would stop botting. (It'll upset the goons, so that will NEVER happen) |
ElQuirko
The Demonfuge Malevolent Fan Club
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Posted - 2011.12.30 21:46:00 -
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Dumbest thing: Fell for a goons recruitment scam. oh god. (In my defence, I was 95% sure I'd be blown up and never see my ISK again. I had a lot of ISK at the time, so I just wanted to see what would happen. I'm approximately 1.6bil less rich now.)
Ballsiest thing: Dunno if this is ballsy or dumb, but I decided it was ballsy. As was my wont up until a few months ago, I was sitting on the Hek undock (yes, reading this thread a lot of bad **** goes down in Hek) swearing at the locals until someone grabbed my can. I saw a damnation flashing red and consulted various sources as to whether my proteus could kill this damnation. They said yes, due to small DPS giving me enough time to redock against my gigantic buffer, so I engaged. The damnation pilot started with smacktalk that became less and less frequent as his armor dropped to 20%, then 10%, then 5%, while his frigate-sized missiles only got mine to 35%. The reason for his silence suddenly became apparent to me as three repair battleships dropped out of nowhere and started repping the bastard. I was forced to dock up. I was ten minutes in to my aggro expiring, then I thought "Maybe I could kill one of those RR battleships before I have to redock."
So, I undocked and commenced firing on one repair geddon. His compatriot was nowhere to be seen, and the damnation pilot had also made himself scarce. I was having fun, and had him at 50% armor when he docked. For ten seconds, I sat there doing nothing. Then I saw the vagabond speeding towards me at 4km/s, 50km away from me. I realised **** was going down, so I did what every station brawler does and desperately tried to get on top of the station to prevent being bumped away.
As I climbed the sides of the station, more flashy red things appeared on my overview. Two more. A vindicator and a bhaalgorn. In my haste, I realised my drones were still out from fighting the geddon, and they automatically engaged the vindi pilot, who had until recently been flying a damnation. I quickly got the wee flying bastards to get back in my drone bay (ungrateful *******) and set about determinedly spamming "fly upwards" to prevent myself from being bumped off the safety of the undock. Then, the two battleships opened fire and, safe to say, I was shitting my pants. at 5% armor with a 3% structure bleed, I finally managed to dock up, having shaken off the relentless bumping of the vagabond.
All I have to say is "thank **** it wasn't a machariel".
Weirdest thing: Me and some mates were setting up a wormhole POS. We had an orca full of POS parts, and all the rest of us had jumped inside the wormhole and were awaiting the orca's arrival. As it warped to the hole, one idiot in a raven suddenly shouted "****, I forgot torps!" and jumped out of the hole. It collapsed.We had one scanner frigate left, who promptly scanned us an exit, deep in lowsec space. We decided, for some ******* stupid reason, to get the orca pilot to fly through low to this new wormhole.Three jumps into the journey, he was locked, webbed, scrammed and generally ****** from moving by pirates. Long story short, they accepted his ransom and let him go. He arrived at the wormhole safely.
I didn't know you got pirates who still honoured ransoms these days, but there you go. |
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