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Gunner Stahl
Gekko Industries
Emergent Dawn
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Posted - 2010.05.04 13:28:00 -
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I'm not gonna lie, cheat, or scam. I'm gonna be straight up with ya... 
EVERYBODY FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!
Nobody moves, or tries any funny business... and nobody gets hurt. *waves a gun in your face* This is a stick-up, see?
All you gotta do is send me your isk, and lots of it... and I'll be on my way. Contract anything of value to me as well, and I'll leave your family members out of this.
Any cops, everybody dies. Anybody tries to be a hero, everybody dies. If mah wallet doesn't start flashing quick-like... everybody DIES. *pokes you in the forehead with the gun barrel for emphasis*
Now... show me the money. 
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WARNING: The preceding post has been rated NC-17 for Adult Content, Sexual Situations, Drug References, Lewd Gestures, Mild Peril and Cartoon Violence. |
Lord Ryan
Imperial Syndicate Forces
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.05.04 13:30:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Ryan on 04/05/2010 13:30:11
..l..
I am not Emperor Ryan's Alt! I am a person, damn you! |
The lnquizitor
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Posted - 2010.05.04 13:32:00 -
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ow ****......errrm errrrrm "fumbles around" there ISK sent and contract made "pppppppffffffttt" |
Gunner Stahl
Gekko Industries
Emergent Dawn
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Posted - 2010.05.04 13:46:00 -
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Aw, hell naw. Seems I may not have been clear the first time around.
GIMME YO #&*@%! MONEY.
*shoots Lord Ryan in the crotch for his insolence*
I might be a crazy mofo, but stupid I ain't. Inquizitor tried to pull a fast one, and I had mah boys keel-haul him when it became clear no isk was forthcoming.
Let this be an example to you all. If you want to see your loved ones again, ya better get to payin' me.
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WARNING: The preceding post has been rated NC-17 for Adult Content, Sexual Situations, Drug References, Lewd Gestures, Mild Peril and Cartoon Violence. |
Bai Winlock
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:04:00 -
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kill my family see if i care...
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Gunner Stahl
Gekko Industries
Emergent Dawn
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:05:00 -
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*Kills Bai Winlock's family*
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WARNING: The preceding post has been rated NC-17 for Adult Content, Sexual Situations, Drug References, Lewd Gestures, Mild Peril and Cartoon Violence. |
Ildryn
The Inf1dels
En Garde
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:06:00 -
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Isk and ship sent please dont hurt me
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
Echelon.
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:06:00 -
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You are not too bright
Fin
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Gunner Stahl
Gekko Industries
Emergent Dawn
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:12:00 -
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 Originally by: Kirra Liu
You are not too bright
Fin
I ain't claiming to be a genius, lady... I'm a mother****ing criminal.
See, my man Ildryn gets it. And he's free to go. Have a nice day, and fly safe, sir.
As for the rest of you...
*fires off a round into the ceiling*
Y'all best get to payin me, or things might get real ugly up in this forum.
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WARNING: The preceding post has been rated NC-17 for Adult Content, Sexual Situations, Drug References, Lewd Gestures, Mild Peril and Cartoon Violence. |
Ildryn
The Inf1dels
En Garde
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:12:00 -
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Edited by: Ildryn on 04/05/2010 14:12:49
Later....
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Lord Ryan
Imperial Syndicate Forces
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:21:00 -
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You shot my love ones. I will never pay you now! Wait can I get my love one cloned back on?
I am not Emperor Ryan's Alt! I am a person, damn you! |
Kharylien
Gallente
Blackcog Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:35:00 -
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Hokay I sented you some money Mr Criminal Sir
It wasn't much but it's all I have I swear!
Okay, not ALL I have
but it was all I could send you without finding the number butans and stuff, and I was busy saying goodbye to my dead loved ones 
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Dracoknight
Gallente
Strategic Syndicate
Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:43:00 -
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Uh-oh i hear CONCORDs coming!
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I wish my Thorax could use missiles... |
Ran Khanon
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:44:00 -
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DROP THE GUN AND HOLD YOUR ****ING HANDS WERE I CAN SEE THEM YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH MAKE MY DAY PUNK I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU!
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Gunner Stahl
Gekko Industries
Emergent Dawn
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:46:00 -
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OH ****!
*flees*
I'LL BE BACK FOR YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIVES! BELIEVE IT.
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WARNING: The preceding post has been rated NC-17 for Adult Content, Sexual Situations, Drug References, Lewd Gestures, Mild Peril and Cartoon Violence. |
Ran Khanon
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:49:00 -
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DISPATCH, WE'VE GOT A 10-50 ON THE JITA-AMARR INTERSTATE ....
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Ildryn
The Inf1dels
En Garde
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:53:00 -
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White Bronco right ?
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Ran Khanon
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:57:00 -
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Originally by: Ildryn
White Bronco right ?
AFFIRMATIVE, SUSPECT IS DRIVING A WHITE BRONCO ...
... how did you know that, Jake?
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Gunner Stahl
Gekko Industries
Emergent Dawn
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:58:00 -
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Originally by: Ildryn
White Bronco right ?
Motherf--
*quickly changes the name of his ship*
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WARNING: The preceding post has been rated NC-17 for Adult Content, Sexual Situations, Drug References, Lewd Gestures, Mild Peril and Cartoon Violence. |
FunzzeR
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.05.04 15:09:00 -
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Pathetic
PRAISE THE SCOTTISH FOLD!!
THEIR WILL SHALL BE DONE!! |
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Raezhina
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.04 15:13:00 -
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Confirming Gunner Stahl killed me when I didn't pay and now I have to post from Heaven.... which has **** internet btw.
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Marquis Zenas
I.X Research
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Posted - 2010.05.04 15:20:00 -
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Edited by: Marquis Zenas on 04/05/2010 15:20:15
Somebody call the ADF!
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.05.04 15:22:00 -
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Hey man, are you going for CSM? You've got my vote.
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Lord Ryan
Imperial Syndicate Forces
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.05.04 15:25:00 -
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Best I can do with MS paint.
I am not Emperor Ryan's Alt! I am a person, damn you! |
lollerwaffle
Sileo In Pacis
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.05.04 15:31:00 -
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RELAX COS THE PO-PO ARE HERE!
Originally by: salva dore
Cloak should not be AFK solution.
What do you think?
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
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Helmh0ltz
Blue is the New Red
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Posted - 2010.05.04 15:38:00 -
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Roger that, Officer Khanon. Dispatching more units your way, maintain visual on the suspect.
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Your signature is freakishly huge for this forum. Please resize according to the forum rules, thanks. Shadow. |
Lord Ryan
Imperial Syndicate Forces
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.05.04 16:01:00 -
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I am not Emperor Ryan's Alt! I am a person, damn you! |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.05.04 16:12:00 -
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Pathetic 
ctrl + W
~_~
(Retired from ship toasting. Now a professional.)
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CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.04 16:54:00 -
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Since begging and asking for money is not permitted this will have to be locked, even though it was slightly gangsta 
Navigator
Senior Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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