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War Kitten
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Posted - 2010.05.11 19:05:00 -
[91]
Otherwise contentless post declaring I've shot at page 4 from a great distance. |
Daemonspirit
Redhawk Tribal Trust
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Posted - 2010.05.11 20:45:00 -
[92]
 Originally by: War Kitten
Otherwise contentless post declaring I've shot at page 4 from a great distance.
Rage post complaining about being beaten out for said great distance shooting post, calling the quoted authors internet skills, knowledge of posting guidelines and humanity into question.
Random link of a section of the EULA having nothing to do with anything mentioned in this thread so far...
ôEveryone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege.ö |
Blackjack Turner
Caldari
Inverted Awareness
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Posted - 2010.05.11 20:52:00 -
[93]
Statement about how all the good responses were taken.
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yani dumyat
Minmatar
The 23rd Sense
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Posted - 2010.05.11 23:05:00 -
[94]
Complaint about the vintage of whine in this thread and a request to the waiter that he replace the bottle because this one appears to have been corked.
Comment from the waiter that you are not meant to drink the entire bottle of whine before complaining about it. Fumbled attempt to sell us something from the cheese menu.
Lowering of self respect for posting memes in a bad thread.
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CCP Shadow
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.12 02:40:00 -
[95]
Expressed moderator appreciation for satirical whine thread, albeit with some consideration of *the lock*.
Statement of surprise thread still exists, reminder to stay on topic of EVE.
Removal of inappropriate text tempered with good-natured jabs. Removal of yet more posted images in violation of forum rules, replaced by URLs. Comment about why no one seems to read Forum Rules, followed by link to said page.
Encouragement of player base to "carry on" with thread ... while they still can.
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Jerreie
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Posted - 2010.05.12 03:15:00 -
[96]
Originally by: CCP Shadow
Expressed moderator appreciation for satirical whine thread, albeit with some consideration of *the lock*.
Statement of surprise thread still exists, reminder to stay on topic of EVE.
Removal of inappropriate text tempered with good-natured jabs. Removal of yet more posted images in violation of forum rules, replaced by URLs. Comment about why no one seems to read Forum Rules, followed by link to said page.
Encouragement of player base to "carry on" with thread ... while they still can.
Agreement: This was my thought as well, master. You show excellent logical skills... for a meatbag.
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Pharago
Gallente
Piratas Leprosos Guineanos
CorsarioS.
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Posted - 2010.05.12 03:38:00 -
[97]
Statement about how epic the thread was and the amount of luck needed to post IBTL.
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Ben Derindar
Dirty Deeds Corp.
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Posted - 2010.05.12 04:44:00 -
[98]
Barely necessary indication that this poster has seen what other posters have done here.
/Ben
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Pratiken
XERCORE
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Posted - 2010.05.12 04:48:00 -
[99]
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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illford baker
EVE RONIN
R-I-P
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Posted - 2010.05.12 05:00:00 -
[100]
amazement that this has gone on for 4 pages.
sarcastic congratulations.
light troll before ending the post.
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Batolemaeus Junior
Free-Space-Ranger
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Posted - 2010.05.12 05:07:00 -
[101]
Approval of this thread; requesting subscription to newsletter.
Witty self referential remark, followed up by statement on health of the game. Information that post has been written from an alt, assertion that it is the last account that is still active.
Goodbye involving fish.
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Makar Kravchenko
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Posted - 2010.05.12 05:22:00 -
[102]
Edited by: Makar Kravchenko on 12/05/2010 05:23:49
Hahahahaha! I see what all of you and even CCP did, right there. I saw it!
I seriously LOL'd guys.
Cross-trolled for the lose.
GG.
IBTL.
Fake edit about how it took me to page 4 to realise I was being cross-trolled.
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Zartrader
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Posted - 2010.05.12 05:27:00 -
[103]
Post attempting to derail to a tedious and self serving topic such as ninja salvager's, level 4 mission runners or removal of local in a desperate attempt to revive threads which should have died years ago and are a complete non issue for smarter players. Also hoping no one will realise I try doing this often using several alts.
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Brechan Skene
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Posted - 2010.05.12 05:55:00 -
[104]
Quote:
Insert Dev quote on play style 1
Insert Dev quote on play style 2
Insert Dev quote on play style 3
Insert Dev quote on play style 4
Copy and paste collection of Dev, GM or persons responsible for game rules stating that the play style that the op objects to is legal and is currently within game rules and any assumption to the contrary is incorrect. Despite posting these quotes supporters of the op will ignore said quotes and demand why there has been no reply from a Dev, GM or persons responsible for games rules to their concerns.
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Abbot Laarkin
Order Of Mystical Mountain Monks
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Posted - 2010.05.12 06:20:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Abbot Laarkin on 12/05/2010 06:25:11
Originally by: War Kitten
Otherwise contentless post declaring I've shot at page 4 from a great distance.
Overly pedantic post pointing out that rather than "shooting from a great distance", you in fact used timing and accuracy in the manner of those persons renowned for shooting medium-sized wading birds of the family Scolopacidae. Specifically Gallinago gallinago, from which the activity you refer to derives.
Edited to add sycophantic expression of admiration for the humorous, and indeed moderate, post by the above moderator.
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Originally by: Sir Carnage
Originally by: Marko Riva
Why does that read like they're all 12 and have an IQ of 37?
I was under the impression they were 37 and had an IQ of 12
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.12 06:24:00 -
[106]
LONG BOLDED CAPSLOCKED POST REGARDING MODERATION TAKING PLACE IN THIS THREAD.
request apology for the different moderation in similar thread in OOPE
expression of general malcontent, and random attacks at posters in this thread
Originally by: CCP Shadow
Have you ever wished you could have prevented a train wreck before it actually happened? I need to stop this one before the craziness begins.
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Krimishkev
Out of Order
Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.05.12 06:30:00 -
[107]
Blatant rant about how cross-trolling and existing thread here: Fake Link. Obvious plead to the mod to lock this thread in and attempt to sojourn further indirect character defamation. Ridiculous statement about the girth of male genitalia being more important than length. Parsimonious retort referring to the rules of the EULA.
10/10 for satire to the whole thread.
Confirming that I am indeed Makar Kravchenko, and do not hide behind my alt.
...and signatures are a waste of bandwidth.
GG.
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Skyee Everson
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Posted - 2010.05.12 06:36:00 -
[108]
Accidentally the whole thread...
ask for stuff
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Jerid Verges
Gallente
The Society of Innovation
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2010.05.12 06:50:00 -
[109]
There are no Goons
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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
Z.E.R.G
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Posted - 2010.05.12 06:53:00 -
[110]
Inane dribble most likely not involved with actual thread content.
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Chicago players channel: 'Windy City'
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Ban Doga
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Posted - 2010.05.12 07:00:00 -
[111]
Originally by: CCP Shadow
Expressed moderator appreciation for satirical whine thread, albeit with some consideration of *the lock*.
Statement of surprise thread still exists, reminder to stay on topic of EVE.
Removal of inappropriate text tempered with good-natured jabs. Removal of yet more posted images in violation of forum rules, replaced by URLs. Comment about why no one seems to read Forum Rules, followed by link to said page.
Encouragement of player base to "carry on" with thread ... while they still can.
Approval of quoted text.
Additional comment about the requirement of a moderator for online forums to be working for an internet spaceship game in order to be able to make such a well perceived statement.
Expressed hope that this is sufficient to fulfill the requirement of staying on topic and to persuade moderators to consider other alternatives than *the lock*.
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Illwill Bill
Nifelhem
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Posted - 2010.05.12 07:42:00 -
[112]
Attempt at bringing the thread back on topic by sympathizing with the OP's views, while explaining that he needs to adapt, and that the problems he are pointing at is an intended game mechanic.
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Makar Kravchenko
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Posted - 2010.05.12 07:55:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Illwill Bill
Attempt at bringing the thread back on topic by sympathizing with the OP's views, while explaining that he needs to adapt, and that the problems he are pointing at is an intended game mechanic.
I approve/subscribe of/to this product(s) and/or service(s).
Wait.. awe hell. |
Accidentally Myname
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.05.12 09:05:00 -
[114]
Inquiry as to what is transpiring "in here" for such an extended period.
Request for a shortened summation due to my unwillingness/inability to decipher the content thus far, and attributing it to the protractedness of the entire confabulation.
Insertion of 4chan meme with associated 
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Zewron
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.12 09:17:00 -
[115]
One-liner about how cOLD the subject of this thread is.
Linkage
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Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network
Dignitas.
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Posted - 2010.05.12 10:30:00 -
[116]
Confirming the stated statements in earlier posts, while outlining another game mechanic that shows similar symptoms.
Quick switch to Ninja Salvage and a whine about how others have "stolen" stuff from me in the past.
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WisdomLikeSilence
The Cursed Navy
Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.05.12 11:53:00 -
[117]
Abrupt request for everybody's 'stuff'
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.05.12 12:29:00 -
[118]
Expressing satisfaction over the success of the second troll convention.
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Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.05.12 12:48:00 -
[119]
Originally by: CCP Shadow
Moderation
Praise for the Eve gods that let wackiness continue where other MMO forums would have cruelly halted the joy and laughter of it's players. Expression in my belief that a company willing to play along with a joke and laugh at itself will aid it's continued existance.
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Shasz
Detox.
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Posted - 2010.05.12 13:53:00 -
[120]
Introductory sentence that piques the reader's interest and hints at author's point.
Paragraph describing author's point of view clearly and concisely.
Paragraph that makes brilliant use of metaphor to illustrate the author's point further.
Optional wall of text.
Closing paragraph summarizing the positives and negatives of the author's viewpoint.
Innevitable meme or smiley face.
tl;dr: Point. |
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