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Space Pinata
Amarr
Discount Napkin Industries
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Posted - 2010.05.09 11:16:00 -
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Edited by: Space Pinata on 09/05/2010 11:16:31
Line about how EVE is an amazing game and no other game compares.
Quick switch into complaint about people who do not play like I do.
Assurance that, despite hating players who don't play like I do, I am not a player who hunts/has fallen victim to those who don't play like I do.
Personal attack on the intelligence/courage/skill/genital size/living arrangements of anyone who does that thing I don't like.
Restatement that I have not had <thing> happen to me, but that it is clearly unfair and needs to be changed.
Declaration that, though people will call me a troll, I am not in fact a troll, but just have legitimate concerns regarding how other people play my game.
Snarky remark with eyeroll. 
Edit: One liner I thought up like 30 seconds after hitting post. |
Plocsk
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Posted - 2010.05.09 11:18:00 -
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Edited by: Plocsk on 09/05/2010 11:18:43
Cool story bro.
Show us on the doll where the whiner touched you...
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.05.09 11:19:00 -
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Space Pinata
Amarr
Discount Napkin Industries
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Posted - 2010.05.09 11:26:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Abrazzar
Snip.- Moderator
Angry, easily trolled reply insulting your character for writing such a reply.
ALLCAPS to unleash the fury.
Claims that despite no one agreeing with me, I am actually the 'silent majority'. |
Professor Plush
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Posted - 2010.05.09 11:28:00 -
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Insulting comments about the OP that actually indicate I don't understand their intended point.
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Akita T
Caldari
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.05.09 11:28:00 -
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Edited by: Akita T on 09/05/2010 11:37:48
Generic link to generic locked thread that did it MUCH better : Linkage
Four-letter acronym addendum expressing belief the current thread will soon be locked.
Inquiry as to what mod will lock it and how funny the lock message will be.
Re-stating that this thread will never match the funny coefficient of the linked thread, especially its final post.
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yani dumyat
Minmatar
The 23rd Sense
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Posted - 2010.05.09 11:30:00 -
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Edited by: yani dumyat on 09/05/2010 11:33:05
Line about how you are an idiot for starting such a topic.
Quick reference to how people have been playing for years without worrying about your complaint.
Dodgy meme like cool story bro, UTFU or other ship toasting.
Witty retort to your personal attack stating that I lack in intelligence/courage/skill/genital size/living arrangements I am still better than you (Option to replace witty retort with statement about your wife / girlfriend / successful job / huge genitals).
Declaration that you are a troll, includes another remark about you being a carebear / greifer.
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"Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth." |
Ban Doga
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Posted - 2010.05.09 11:39:00 -
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Support for the stated need for major game changes, ignoring severe implications on other aspects of the game.
Followed by a reminder about how to post cunstructively including a link to the forum rules.
Signature that tries to imply relevance to the topic of the thread.
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yani dumyat
Minmatar
The 23rd Sense
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Posted - 2010.05.09 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Re-stating that this thread will never match the funny coefficient of the linked thread, especially its final post.
Counter argument that linking to old threads and/or you tube is proof of a lack of wit.
Generic self depreciating comment to prevent anyone else pointing out my own lack of wit.
Realization that it is Sunday hence most dedicated trolls will still be in bed or kneeling under their bridge praying to the god of painkillers to make their hangover go away.
Note that this thread has not been locked yet so the mods must be thinking hard about their final lock message.
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"Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth." |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2010.05.09 14:19:00 -
[10]
See sig.
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DesuSigs - Now with ThreadAssignÖ and SigSelectÖ |
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Serpents smile
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Posted - 2010.05.09 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
See sig.
Been a busy bee haven't we?
Nice new sig -> it's full of stars, made me chuckle. 
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Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network
Dignitas.
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Posted - 2010.05.09 14:54:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
See sig.
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Usagi Toshiro
Amarr
PoliCratton Technologies
Crimson Dragons
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Posted - 2010.05.09 15:03:00 -
[13]
Generic fraction of 10 expressing my subjective rating of a possible troll.
Non award of any internets.
Review of current statement, reassessment that OP was in fact, witty.
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Hecatonis
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Posted - 2010.05.09 15:08:00 -
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reference regarding how little i post on thread, followed by how this "thing" requires me to post
agreement about support, tempered with a moderate change, trolling comment about how your view is extreme
blatant advert to vote for a feline in CSM
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.05.09 16:23:00 -
[15]
Whining about whining.
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(Retired from ship toasting. Now a professional.)
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.09 16:50:00 -
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Linkage
Secure 3rd party service | my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar' |
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Illwill Bill
Nifelhem
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Posted - 2010.05.09 17:45:00 -
[17]
Off-topic post, about Cribba postin in the thread. |
Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.05.09 17:46:00 -
[18]
Poor attempt at imitating previous posters in a bid to become part of a trend and garner some feeling of worth which ultimately fails.
Fake edit to indicate presence in a thread after well known entity has already posted.
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Menkaure
Amarr
LEM0N
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Posted - 2010.05.09 17:57:00 -
[19]
DEMAND that CCP respond in this thread
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Asuri Kinnes
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.09 18:00:00 -
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Edited by: Asuri Kinnes on 09/05/2010 18:01:48
Originally by: Chribba
Linkage
Quoting well known in game person for no other reason than to associate current poster w/quoted poster (failing).
(Fake Edit about sniping page #2, when in fact it wasn't).
Real edit removing Sniper message, replacing it with generic message of support for OP, and flaming the trolls.
Random "Internets are serious business" statement.
Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.05.09 18:04:00 -
[21]
Expressing astonishment over the continued existence of this thread.
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Yakoff
Alcatraz Inc.
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.05.09 18:06:00 -
[22]
An inquiry as to whether I am doing this right.
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It deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat leettr be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef. |
Illwill Bill
Nifelhem
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Posted - 2010.05.09 18:40:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Yakoff
An inquiry as to whether I am doing this right.
A confirmation on that you are, indeed, doing it wrong. |
VunnaX
UK Corp
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2010.05.09 18:51:00 -
[24]
isn't the norm:
if it works - break it?
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Ranger 1
Amarr
Dynaverse Corporation
Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2010.05.09 18:54:00 -
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Edited by: Ranger 1 on 09/05/2010 18:55:58
Condescending reply followed by multiple quotes of the original post, interspersed with contentious refutation of each quote.
Numerically delineated statements (complete with bullet points) which may or may not be factual, directly refuting whomever was most vocal in support of the original post up to that point.
Profound summary full of down to earth wisdom.
Forgotten signature that directly or indirectly refutes all of the above points that were made in the post.
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Jack Starbuck
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Posted - 2010.05.09 19:24:00 -
[26]
TL;DR
Witty summary of original post.
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Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Audit Services Inc
Celestial Tribesmen
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Posted - 2010.05.09 19:40:00 -
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Third person reference using no less than 8 very short paragraphs explaining why Akita T should run as a CSM candidate in a thread that chribba deemed worthwhile to post in and that Akita' linked video could very well be made into a feature length cartoon.
fake edit to state, in the third person, that he saw chribba flying through the same system NOT in a veldnaught many months ago.
double fake edit - Clarification that Akita T didn't produce the video described in the first eight paragraphs.
triple fake edit - announcing that all CCP devs and CCP forum hunters are banging their heads trying to make Tyrannis work both, literal sense and also in marketing terms.
View The Eve Industrial Organiser Site
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2010.05.09 19:54:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 09/05/2010 19:54:33
Claim to not have read the thread and/or know what is going on despite blatant participation in the running gag.
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Foundation Vox
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Posted - 2010.05.09 20:34:00 -
[29]
desperate query/plea that the small genitals being discussed are not in fact my own.
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baltec1
Antares Shipyards
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2010.05.09 20:48:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Foundation Vox
desperate query/plea that the small genitals being discussed are not in fact my own.
Confirmation that said package is indeed yours.
Witty remark about OP and their problem with a possible unintentional insult.
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