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Gorion Wassenar
Caldari
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2010.05.16 23:21:00 -
[181]
Feeble attempt to jump on the bandwagon in addition to sounding like he was in on this from page one but was unable to post due to some terrible excuse which is a lie covering up the fact that I am lazy.
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*results may vary*
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Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.05.16 23:43:00 -
[182]
Edited by: Simeon Tor on 16/05/2010 23:43:50
Renewed complaint of poor service from CCP insinuating that I know how to run a company better than them and that my ideas on smoother server performance and stability should not go unnoticed. Dispite my poorly worded post advocating horrible ideas that should never be implemented, I blatantly condemn CCP for not working all my unreasonable requests into their game and further claim that they must want to see their game crash and burn.
Humble statement of my understanding that it can't be easy to manage a game so that people will empathize with my view.
 Quote:
Quote of player who's ideas are far better than mine which would actually improve the game but will never be heard because they're drowned out by whining and complaints.
Summation of quote in spiteful and mocking tone which implies that I am always right and that anyone who disagrees with me must always be wrong. Rolling eyes smiley to emphasise my superiority.
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Dizzy Degenerate
Super Serious Business
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Posted - 2010.05.17 00:50:00 -
[183]
Adding unrelated fake tears in an attempt to draw out more trolling because I am too lazy to read entire thread.
Also posting on wrong character. Adding additional smileys as they make me look like I know what I am doing. 
Some smug closing statement. 
Fake signature.
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2010.05.17 01:28:00 -
[184]
supposition that thread contains many pirates
verbose reprimand of said pirates
dismissal of pirates with intangible reasoning
comment about some inane chore i completed in real life
expression of hilarity
signed with a kiss
Vote Cat to stop dev hangovers ♥
My Facebook! |
Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.05.30 03:16:00 -
[185]
Edited by: Amitious Turkey on 30/05/2010 03:16:55
Obligatory resurrection of an epic, though dead, thread.
Haunting the forums since '03
BECAUSE OF FALCONDUST!
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We love you all as well <3
GO NAVIGATOR <3 |
Drifter Spaceblade
Caldari
People of Random Nature
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Posted - 2010.05.30 03:28:00 -
[186]
Completely irrelevant statement to feel like I know what I'm talking about
Random insult of everyone in the thread to add emphasis of my point.
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Koro Sarum
Amarr
Reliables Inc
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.30 03:45:00 -
[187]
Originally by: Drifter Spaceblade
Completely irrelevant statement to feel like I know what I'm talking about
Random insult of everyone in the thread to add emphasis of my point.
Counter insult filled with rage and questioning about your sexual identity followed by pseudo intellectual remark about how the OP is an idiot.
-I am by far the most annoying person ive ever met
-if you though sparta was madness, obviously you haven't met me |
Qolde
Minmatar
art of eve
Gunmen of the Apocalypse
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Posted - 2010.05.30 05:03:00 -
[188]
Edited by: Qolde on 30/05/2010 05:03:09
Necropost causing people who haven't seen the thread to respond to the first post, instead of what the thread has developed into.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world.
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Tobias Xiaosen
Total Xenophobia
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.30 05:05:00 -
[189]
Edited by: Tobias Xiaosen on 30/05/2010 05:05:48
Latecomer response illustrating posters regret about not posting in this thread sooner
Words of praise for the win contained within said thread
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CURRENT INTERNETS = + 80466 |
Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.05.30 05:21:00 -
[190]
Irrational post questioning the wisdom of resurrecting a dead thread.
Edit, declaring this post a failpost because of my resurrecting post, and suddenly launching into an unrelated ARGUMENT IN ALL CAPS.
Ending in a meme, BECAUSE OF FALCON, with a lame attempt at being witty by editing the meme in a vain attempt to get back on topic.
Haunting the forums since '03
BECAUSE OF FALCONDUST!
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We love you all as well <3
GO NAVIGATOR <3 |
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kano donn
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Posted - 2010.05.30 07:29:00 -
[191]
minor attempt to fit into the forum crowd. Failed attempt.
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Aesynil
Caldari
The Unit...
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Posted - 2010.05.30 08:29:00 -
[192]
Scorn of necroposting, while in fact taking part in necroposting.
Fake edit: Entreatment to the forum masses to just let it die.
The Unit pursues invention, manufacturing, mining, and research. Evemail us if you need anything related to Science and Industry. |
Ti'anla
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.05.30 09:40:00 -
[193]
Post taking advantage of previous necro-poster to get on the bandwagaon without such accusations, along with feeble hope doing so will resuscitate thread.
Claim about CCP's dismissal of present customers in favour of new ones, supported by recent patch's failure to address every single one of my wishes.
Statement about representing entire playerbase, because they all share my views.
Dismissal, downplaying of, or attack on all fixes made by recent patch as they do not support my argument.
Apology for possibility of repeating earlier post, which I was too lazy to read.
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Skeltem
Amarr
Free Space Initiative
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Posted - 2010.05.30 09:51:00 -
[194]
forced witty attempt to jump on bandwagon posted in the knowledge that the joke had runs its course 3 pages ago (probably using faux-english internet memes)
furthering the desparate tone of post by remarking of how the OP should oder a side of fermented milk with his whine
asking for the ops in-game commodities (also in faux-english)
embarassing signature pointing out my PvP prowess (and revealing its poorness) |
Aoi Kira
Gallente
Bendebeukers
Green Rhino
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Posted - 2010.05.30 11:50:00 -
[195]
Originally by: Skeltem
forced witty attempt to jump on bandwagon posted in the knowledge that the joke had runs its course 3 pages ago (probably using faux-english internet memes)
furthering the desparate tone of post by remarking of how the OP should oder a side of fermented milk with his whine
asking for the ops in-game commodities (also in faux-english)
embarassing signature pointing out my PvP prowess (and revealing its poorness)
Pointing out that above posters witty attempt seems rather forced
Wall of text supporting the OP with multiple memes of various knownness injected in the hope to gain internet forum warrior fame.
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Jittas
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Posted - 2010.05.30 12:02:00 -
[196]
Popcorn eating statement. |
Zeredek
Gallente
Vanguard Venture
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Posted - 2010.05.30 12:25:00 -
[197]
Edited by: Zeredek on 30/05/2010 12:27:55
Completely irrelevant statement proving I have not read any of the posts in this thread.
Edit for spelling mistakes that would make me look like an idiot of someone read it followed by animated picture of a Kakapo.
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
CONCORD scrambles, Pod Pilots Scramble, but Faction Navy captains can't squeeze a warp scrambler with the Quafe and cookie dispensing mid-slot modules.
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Grimpak
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.30 12:31:00 -
[198]
quick skimming on the thread and then posting, disregarding 90% of the thread's content.
also, cursing the OP for their lack of game understanding and insertion of several expletives and general lulz ensued by how the OP failed hard at this game.
insertion of rolleyes smiley.
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The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
Aerilis
Gallente
Quantum Cats Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.05.30 12:31:00 -
[199]
Questions the sexual orientation of all previous posters.
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Cutter Isaacson
Minmatar
Hollow World Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2010.05.30 12:34:00 -
[200]
Mildly incoherrent post regarding consumption levels of alcohol achieved by all previous posters and possibly the forum moderator supposedly responsible for locking threads like these.
Epic diatribe regarding living arrangements of all previous posters followed by an exclamation of suprise at other posters abilities to dress themselves correctly.
Random comment about Smurfs.
Standard insertion of well known acronym regarding application of thread lock by moderator.
Originally by: Haks'he Lirky
Some people should just stick to Pac Man.
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Grimpak
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.30 12:36:00 -
[201]
Originally by: Aerilis
Questions the sexual orientation of all previous posters.
insertion of "NO U" retort.
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The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
Zeredek
Gallente
Vanguard Venture
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Posted - 2010.05.30 12:58:00 -
[202]
Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Aerilis
Questions the sexual orientation of all previous posters.
insertion of "NO U" retort.
Statement that memes are old.
Claim that this thread is full of tears.
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
CONCORD scrambles, Pod Pilots Scramble, but Faction Navy captains can't squeeze a warp scrambler with the Quafe and cookie dispensing mid-slot modules.
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Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network
Dignitas.
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Posted - 2010.05.30 13:01:00 -
[203]
Generic copy/paste whine about how the POS refine situation was not properly handled in time and how it made the rich even more rich.
Apply | Sigs
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Ti'anla
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.05.30 13:49:00 -
[204]
Edited by: Ti''anla on 30/05/2010 13:50:45
Quote:
Post containing only a quote by a previous poster (generally snide), thereby expressing my support for his or her opinion without bothering type anything of my own
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Ritzenhoff
Gallente
Ritzenhoff Industrial Design
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Posted - 2010.05.30 14:13:00 -
[205]
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
supposition that thread contains many pirates
verbose reprimand of said pirates
dismissal of pirates with intangible reasoning
comment about some inane chore i completed in real life
expression of hilarity
signed with a kiss
Generic comment about the old Cat versus new Cat.
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Musical Fist
Gallente
The Unknown Bar and Pub
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.30 14:18:00 -
[206]
Combo breaking by saying 'I dont get it?' in big bolded capital letters
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Stupid McStupidson
Gallente
Hoek Lyne and Sinker
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Posted - 2010.05.30 19:21:00 -
[207]
Combines memes already used in thread in an attempt to appear witty and creative. Checks and rechecks thread every 5 minutes to see if anyone laughs (they don't)
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.06.01 02:53:00 -
[208]
Petition to sticky the thread as an example to all trolls in training.
Haunting the forums since '03
BECAUSE OF FALCONDUST!
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We love you all as well <3
GO NAVIGATOR <3 |
Shaun Livingstone
Phoenix Propulsion Labs
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2010.06.01 03:57:00 -
[209]
Appreciation over epicness of thread. Short mention of fake movie trailer this was assuredly inspired from. Statement of insecurity in previous statement.
Random babble of no consequence. Attempt of being witty and or funny.
Embarassed smiley.
Belated link to aforementioned trailer, then removed and replaced with more pointless banter noone's going to read.
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Sola Veritas
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.06.01 06:10:00 -
[210]
Overly long and slightly self-important self-introduction. Statement that this post is written by a lurker, and that only now I've been inspired to post in some long yet irrelevant amount of time due to the obvious value and epicness of OP's raised issue.
Lengthy and over-intellectualized explanation about self's view of the OP's declared issue, with a vague non-solution that should have value due to my "outsider" perspective and because "I don't post that often." Vagueness of solution reveals that I actually have very little more than a shallow understanding of the issue at hand, and need to play more.
Obligatory apology in case explanation/solution is out of touch with current realities. Somber conclusion, declaring that I will lurk again and that the EVE-O forums will not hear from me again for yet another lengthy yet still irrelevant amount of time.
Overthought philosophical quote in sig or as an ending sentence: 25% chance of it being from Lao Tzu, 70% it is from Sun Tzu. 5% chance it is from some old, probably dead french guy.
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