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Emo TJ
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.11 16:25:00 -
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HAULERS ARE MEANT FOR ONE THING, THAT IS HAULING! NOT SHOOTING PEOPLE FOR LOL TRICKS ON PEOPLE!
REMOVE THE TURRET AND LAUNCHER SLOTS ON ALL HAULERS. TO MAKE IT WHERE IT CAN STILL DO MINING AND STUFF THAT IT IS MEANT FOR CHANGE MINING LASERS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIT IT ON A TURRET SLOT.
THIS GAME HAS TOO MANY THINGS BEING USED FOR OTHER THINGS THAT WHAT THEY WERE INTENDED FOR.
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Jeneroux
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.11 16:38:00 -
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Were you ganked by an Itty 5?
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Herschel Yamamoto
Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.05.11 16:43:00 -
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Edited by: Herschel Yamamoto on 11/05/2010 16:43:16
Originally by: Jeneroux Were you ganked by an Itty 5?
Badger, actually. Worse yet, Marlona's Badger. I'd be butthurt too, tbh.
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NightmareX
Dark-Rising IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.11 16:47:00 -
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Originally by: Herschel Yamamoto Edited by: Herschel Yamamoto on 11/05/2010 16:43:16
Originally by: Jeneroux Were you ganked by an Itty 5?
Badger, actually. Worse yet, Marlona's Badger. I'd be butthurt too, tbh.
Hahahahahahaha omg .
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Marlona Sky
D00M. RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.05.11 16:51:00 -
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Edited by: Marlona Sky on 11/05/2010 16:52:38 oh hi there.
zomg! people using sploits with haulers?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
****ING SUPPORTED!!!!
Edit: Feel free to send me any donations in place of CCP screwing me on the drop 
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Cynthia Ysolde
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:01:00 -
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Edited by: Cynthia Ysolde on 11/05/2010 17:01:19 oh my dear god this owns so much
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Nuts Nougat
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:01:00 -
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I support this thread. Not the OP himself, but this thread, oh yes. ---
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The Monkeysphere
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:03:00 -
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HI, IÆM THE SPHERE MONKEY, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE NEWS CORPORATION OF PANDEMIC LEGION. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY DRAMIEL-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR MICROWARPDRIVE CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDEÆS SACRED DOMAIN ù YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. NO HAULER WILL BE UNTOUCHED. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Verys
Burning Technologies Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:04:00 -
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Edited by: Verys on 11/05/2010 17:05:05
Originally by: Herschel Yamamoto Edited by: Herschel Yamamoto on 11/05/2010 16:43:16
Originally by: Jeneroux Were you ganked by an Itty 5?
Badger, actually. Worse yet, Marlona's Badger. I'd be butthurt too, tbh.
Marlona - 1 Emo TJ - 0
Whether this is winning forum topics or fights is up to you to decide.
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Rexthor Hammerfists
Caldari ANZAC ALLIANCE IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:07:00 -
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Beginners mistake, he didnt read the manual that came with the ship:
Quote: The Little Pirate That Could
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Marlona Sky
D00M. RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:07:00 -
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Originally by: The Monkeysphere HI, IÆM THE SPHERE MONKEY, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE NEWS CORPORATION OF PANDEMIC LEGION. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY DRAMIEL-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR MICROWARPDRIVE CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDEÆS SACRED DOMAIN ù YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. NO HAULER WILL BE UNTOUCHED. I GUARANTEE IT.
/me sells all badgers 
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Peter Powers
FinFleet IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:08:00 -
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Originally by: Emo TJ Lots of upercase whine..
dude! battle badger fleets are an eve classic, taking that away would ruin a part of the culture.. thats like removing beethoven from music.
Originally by: The Monkeysphere
weird some empty post in this thread..
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Lord Bral
Viagra Lovers
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:08:00 -
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+1 for a awesome thread
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:10:00 -
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loldramiels ~_~ (Retired from ship toasting. Now a professional.)
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Corbeau Lenoir
ZER0. IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:11:00 -
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Marlona is officially my new hero! 
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Cora LaFleur
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:11:00 -
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so, the other day, we were discussing how dramiels were pretty much unbeatable, because they would either kill you or run away, and you would be almost powerless to stop them with just 1-2 ships. And then, all of a sudden, this falls out of the skies, and proves us all n00bs. Obviously even industrials > dramiels, so we bow our heads in n00b-shame.
...
Or did we say a dramiel expertly piloted? I forget...
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Buxaroo
Gallente Reikoku IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:12:00 -
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I think I just ****ed my pants tbh.
On a serious note, I once lost a stealth bomber 4 years ago to a Iteron 5.....and I laughed my ass off for an hour. HTFU, and get out of the nuub corp. How's that for a proposal?
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:16:00 -
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You can have my battle Badger when you pry it from my unsubscribed account.
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Musical Fist
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:18:00 -
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Even I cant compete with this thread.
Well done :)
/supported This is so not my main
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T'Amber
www.shipsofeve.com
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:23:00 -
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The FC position is available for the next Badgerrun if you're interested M.
More info here.
-T'amber
POLITICS:SIMULATORÖ
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Marlona Sky
D00M. RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:24:00 -
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Thread needs more support of these shenanigans!
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Marconus Orion
D00M. RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.05.11 17:32:00 -
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This is an outrage!!!!!
supporting to stop the abuse
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Boss Lemming
BOUNTY. HUNTER. MINING. EXSPLORATION. CORPORATION. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.05.11 19:09:00 -
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oh wow
hahahahahaha
Originally by: Alchemist's Alt I stopped mining because you mean pirates kept blowing me up.[...] now I am doing all the blowing up. Shadow
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darius mclever
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Posted - 2010.05.11 19:21:00 -
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Originally by: Herschel Yamamoto Edited by: Herschel Yamamoto on 11/05/2010 16:43:16
Originally by: Jeneroux Were you ganked by an Itty 5?
Badger, actually. Worse yet, Marlona's Badger. I'd be butthurt too, tbh.
<3 Marlona :D
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Jerid Verges
Gallente The Society of Innovation The Last Stand
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Posted - 2010.05.11 19:31:00 -
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Edited by: Jerid Verges on 11/05/2010 19:31:14
Originally by: Herschel Yamamoto Edited by: Herschel Yamamoto on 11/05/2010 16:43:16
Originally by: Jeneroux Were you ganked by an Itty 5?
Badger, actually. Worse yet, Marlona's Badger. I'd be butthurt too, tbh.
Ooooooohhhhhh
SICK BURN!
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Carcusian
D00M. RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.05.11 19:42:00 -
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I support this thread. Badgers are the most imbalanced, overpowered ship in the game.
My fav part of chat: Emo TJ > Haha, nice try. I am not stupid. It will take more bain [sic] power than you have to trick me into giving up my main.
Wonder if he pilots his l33t main any better than his alt...
****ing idiot (in game).
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Musical Fist
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.05.11 19:46:00 -
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Marlona is probably Emo TJ tbh, eitherway still funny This is so not my main
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Jag Kara
United Investment
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Posted - 2010.05.11 20:33:00 -
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OMG. That is amazing. /signed In Soviet Russia, carebears gank YOU! |

WasahB
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2010.05.11 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: WasahB on 11/05/2010 20:58:27 <3 ROL, good luck in AT8
Edit: forgot to support dis thread, OP is correct in every facet of his argument.
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Taxesarebad
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Posted - 2010.05.12 00:23:00 -
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lol... idk if i believe it though .
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hoodie scaryguy
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Posted - 2010.05.12 01:07:00 -
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Atleast his name, Emo TJ is accurate.
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Antihrist Pripravnik
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.05.12 01:38:00 -
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HAHA... I just saw why he's raging like this on Battleclinic... EPIC  
And, no... I don't support your idea. If you are fail enough to get blown up by a Badger, you should be blown up anyway.
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.12 02:05:00 -
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Well all i can say is.
PWNT!
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Halsoy
Gallente Shade. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.05.12 02:42:00 -
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This is quite possibly the best thread on the doubleu, doubleu, doubleu atm 
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Zilberfrid
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Posted - 2010.05.12 05:57:00 -
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You my good sir, made my day, or at least miss Sky did. I won't support your case though, that is silly.
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Grantara
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Posted - 2010.05.12 09:22:00 -
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CAN YOU SEE HOW STUPID IT LOOKS WHEN YOU TYPE LIKE THAT? NO?
also... no. There are enough other devices which need a turret and are not for pewpew but useful on a hauler. If you are afraid of haulers ganking you, go back to the sandbox and play with your little sister, ok?
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ITTigerClawIK
Amarr Galactic Rangers Galactic-Rangers
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Posted - 2010.05.12 11:55:00 -
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To the OP This is what i think
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Emo TJ
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.12 13:47:00 -
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FORGOT TO SUPPORT MY OWN BALANCING SUGGESTION. NEED MORE THUMBS UP FOR THIS CHANGE PEOPLE.
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Rynar Kor
Caldari Kobol Defense Force Galactic-Rangers
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Posted - 2010.05.12 15:21:00 -
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Right so I think you are completely ******ed for losing a dramiel to a hauler in the first place, but now you are making yourself look worse by saying that haulers should be balanced out?? Seriously?? And having actually read some of the replies and the chatlog from the incident I have no choice but to join the crowd and laugh in your face. |

Emo TJ
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.12 17:17:00 -
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Originally by: Grantara CAN YOU SEE HOW STUPID IT LOOKS WHEN YOU TYPE LIKE THAT? NO?
also... no. There are enough other devices which need a turret and are not for pewpew but useful on a hauler. If you are afraid of haulers ganking you, go back to the sandbox and play with your little sister, ok?
THE WAY I TYPE IS MY TRADEMARK. A LOT OF POSTERS HAVE DIFFERENT TRADEMARKS AND THIS IS MINE. IT DISTINGUISHES ME FROM THE CASUAL POSTERS AND ALLOWS MY READERS TO EASILY RECOGNIZE IT IS ME. KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOU READ A POEM OR HEAR SOME MUSIC, YOU CAN TELL WHO THE AUTHOR OR ARTIST IS JUST BY THE WAY THINGS ARE WRITTEN OR HOW YOU HEAR IT.
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Rynar Kor
Caldari Kobol Defense Force Galactic-Rangers
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Posted - 2010.05.12 17:53:00 -
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The ONLY thing you can tell from the way you type is that you are not the brightest crayon in the box, also illustrated by your unbelievable performance against the badger of doom . . . 
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Ephemeral Waves
Silver Snake Enterprise
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Posted - 2010.05.12 18:36:00 -
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<3 Marlona.
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Bagehi
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.05.12 18:49:00 -
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Edited by: Bagehi on 12/05/2010 18:49:42
Originally by: Marlona Sky Thread needs more support of these shenanigans!
Supporting badgers. EMO TJ tears are best tears.
This signature is useless, but it is red.
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vanatoomas
Invicta. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.05.12 19:01:00 -
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Ban badgers tbh 
priceless..
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S1r Minealot
Shade. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.05.12 19:09:00 -
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i lolled
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andeira
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Posted - 2010.05.12 23:05:00 -
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I feel bad vor Emo TJ his capslock seems to be stuck.
and ofcourse supporting this thread haulers should get more combat capabilities
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Herschel Yamamoto
Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.05.13 04:49:00 -
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Originally by: Emo TJ ow my eyes
No, we'd know it was you even if you typed like an ordinary human.
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Koryitsu
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Posted - 2010.05.13 08:54:00 -
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Holy crap. I cannot even believe the idiocy my eyes are seeing currently.
Well, here's my .02
This happened to me, back when I was a high-sec loving carebear, knew nothing of fittings, and thought that my ship class meant everything.
Exhibit A: http://gnr.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4347233
I quickly learned I was wrong.
Now, instead of moaning/wailing in cruise control, I realized I had a few things to learn about playing this game, and promptly began my studies. Henceforth, efficiency ratings, kill board stats, and all the other goodies explosions create have become my payoff.
Methinks that this direction is probably not going to be as lucrative for you :D
Keep on flying them dual prop dramiels!
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Doggy Dogwoofwoof
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Posted - 2010.05.13 13:00:00 -
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dude how did that work lol
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Kiri Serrensun
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Posted - 2010.05.13 16:09:00 -
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Nobody needs to actually argue with TJ ever again, no matter what it's about or what stance he takes. He could be saying "The sun is hot.", and you could counter with "You lost a Dramiel to a Badger.", and he would automatically lose the argument.
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Bagehi
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.05.13 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: Kiri Serrensun Nobody needs to actually argue with TJ ever again, no matter what it's about or what stance he takes. He could be saying "The sun is hot.", and you could counter with "You lost a Dramiel to a Badger.", and he would automatically lose the argument.
This.
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Durzel
The Xenodus Initiative.
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Posted - 2010.05.13 19:08:00 -
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Just as I train up for what I was led to believe was a decent ship CCP then pull this crap on me! Now I've got to train for a Badger? WTF CCP? 
Pro-tip: If you have to "pro-tip" people it's probably best to wait until you've killed them.
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Vartriiness
Call Of The Herd
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Posted - 2010.05.13 19:35:00 -
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Edited by: Vartriiness on 13/05/2010 19:35:19
Originally by: Durzel Pro-tip: If you have to "pro-tip" people it's probably best to wait until you've killed them.
This 
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Project X592
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Posted - 2010.05.13 20:06:00 -
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I'd suggest that this guy be banned from posting any more proposals... or anything at all... but the lulz are just too great.
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Ephemeron
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2010.05.13 20:59:00 -
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Originally by: Project X592 I'd suggest that this guy be banned from posting any more proposals... or anything at all... but the lulz are just too great.
I suggested that on 2nd or 3rd proposal of his. It was clear from the start that his thinking ability was impaired.
However, I don't think CCP would dare discriminate against mentally handicapped, especially since they employ several such people in key positions of game design.
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Omara Otawan
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Posted - 2010.05.13 23:01:00 -
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Originally by: Verys
Marlona - 9001 Emo TJ - 0
fyp
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BeanBagKing
Ch3mic4l Warfare
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Posted - 2010.05.14 02:31:00 -
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Edited by: BeanBagKing on 14/05/2010 02:31:19 This made my day, thank you TJ.
Quote of the decade from the convo...
Originally by: Marlona Sky Pr0 tip: Don't **** with the badger.
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Gummy McGee
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Posted - 2010.05.14 04:37:00 -
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so you fail against a badger and you want it nerfed? why not nerf all ships that shoot guns sos that they shoot lovley beams of fluffy goodness eh?
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Jin Nib
Resplendent Knives
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Posted - 2010.05.14 06:33:00 -
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A this thread sure is a fine whine, it just keeps getting better with age. -Jin Nib Trading on behalf of Opera Noir since: 2009.03.02 03:53:00
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Musical Fist
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.14 07:58:00 -
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STICKY THIS THREAD!! This is so not my main
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2010.05.14 08:53:00 -
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Awesome thread is awesome.    
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CCP Applebabe

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Posted - 2010.05.14 09:07:00 -
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Thread locked as user requested.
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