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Sabrianna
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Posted - 2010.05.16 14:55:00 -
[31]
Isk sent for 5, Thanks a lot and good luck to all :)
There an English man an Scotsman and an Irishman, all working on the same building site and are all good friends,
They sit down for lunch.
The Englishman opens his lunch box and exclaims if i get ham sandwiches again i'm going to kill my self.
The Scotsman opens his lunch box and exclaims if i get haggis one more time i'm going to kill myself.
The Irishman opens his lunch box and Exclaims if i get crisps one more time i'm going to kill my self.
So the following day Lunch time roles around they sit down at the top of the building where they have been working and open their lunch boxes.
The Englishman looks at his Lunch Screams, runs and jumps off the top of the building.
The Scotsman looks at his lunch screams, runs and jumps of the top of the building.
The Irishman looks at his lunch screams, runs and jumps of the building.
About a week later the Funerals for the Englishman the Scotsman and the Irishman take place, and the widows meet.
The Englishmans widow says "i dont understand it, i always thought Stanley liked his ham sandwiches"
The Scotsmans widow looks and nods with agreement " i always thought Kris loved his haggis"
They both to look at the Irishmans widow and shes looks confused " i really dont understand it" she says, "Paddy always used to make his own lunch!"
Hope its good enough 
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western impulse
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Posted - 2010.05.16 15:30:00 -
[32]
2 tickets plz
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.16 17:04:00 -
[33]
Enjoi is back in town and has pushed us to just under 30% sold. That also puts him in the lead for the special prize.
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enjoi
Black Nova Corp
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.16 18:46:00 -
[34]
 Originally by: Grendell
Enjoi is back in town and has pushed us to just under 30% sold. That also puts him in the lead for the special prize.
Again.. let's hope for more luck than the Astarte lottery eh? 
Real men structure tank. |
Zephyr Allais
Gallente
Shade.
Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.05.17 02:03:00 -
[35]
20 Tickets purchused
GL everyone
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TheHutch
TeamAmerica
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Posted - 2010.05.17 03:38:00 -
[36]
This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did.
I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by.
5 tickets bought
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.17 15:32:00 -
[37]
So up we go!
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Saxon
Gallente
Evolution
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Posted - 2010.05.17 16:12:00 -
[38]
20 bought, GL ppl
U Got pod ? |
Looney Producer
Troj Empire Ltd
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Posted - 2010.05.17 17:19:00 -
[39]
20 tickets bought gl all
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Scouting Now
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Posted - 2010.05.17 17:57:00 -
[40]
A mother comes home and witnesses her daughter having "fun" with 2 mexicans
She exclaims "what are you doing ?!"
Her daughter replies, "but mom you told me to come home and do 2 esse's"
The mom says "I said 2 essay's !"
Oh and Bump
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Ria Winter
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Posted - 2010.05.17 18:25:00 -
[41]
10 Tickets for me ^^
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Misha Lee
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Posted - 2010.05.17 19:45:00 -
[42]
Isk sent for 5
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.18 01:42:00 -
[43]
Now just over 32% sold.
The special prize leader for the set of Precision light missile BPOs is still being held Enjoi.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.18 14:14:00 -
[44]
Good morning!
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DarkAvenger DK
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Posted - 2010.05.18 15:13:00 -
[45]
5 tickets , the Force is strong in this one . !
GL everyone , what a shame for you , that im gonna win !
:)
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Stinky Weasleteets
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.05.18 15:46:00 -
[46]
In for 10
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Gertrud ToD
Terrorists of Dimensions
Electric Monkey Overlords
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Posted - 2010.05.19 11:03:00 -
[47]
While the lottery sold tickets each day,
after gertrud came back from being away,
getting all brainsick
she put in another limerick,
to bump the thread to the top, yay.
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Retlok
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Posted - 2010.05.19 17:11:00 -
[48]
Since the start of this thread, every time I think about "most amusing bump" I can't shake the image of Grendell's avatar, in a club with the bass booming just grinding up on horrified girls all Chris Farley style.
I don't even know what that has to do with a bump at all and I'm sure Grendell would never do anything like that, but I think about that exact image every time I see this thread. :P Anyway, back up to page 1!
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.19 19:08:00 -
[49]
Bump time.
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L Abrat
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Posted - 2010.05.19 19:41:00 -
[50]
5 bought...
Bump
T2 bpo's, one of the few mastrubate-worthy items in-game
These prices will last you for a couple of looonngg happy nights..
(hey.. hell.. had to think of something  )
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Amanda Eidolo
Core Industrialist Resurrected
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Posted - 2010.05.19 20:23:00 -
[51]
I accidentally hit enter instead of tab, so I didn't enter anything into the reason field. Being a ****** and all. But I wanted to get 5 tickets
I'm feeling lucky, considering a bird shat on me today. What are the odds?
What's black, blue and cries a lot?
The 10 year old boy in the boot of my car.
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Tsuna Lamperouge
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.19 20:36:00 -
[52]
Bought a ticket. Captain Butch Flowers assures me that ticket will win while I had a chat with him on how to prevent the world from being taken over by the evil Unicorn Snuggle Kittens agency led by the Evil llednerG which plots to make us all turn into lolcats fanatics in the near future with this Ludicrous Operation To Take Over or Lotto for short.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.20 14:21:00 -
[53]
Up we go.
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Gatan Hahran
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Posted - 2010.05.20 15:04:00 -
[54]
isk sent for 1 ticket.
Will not write a joke because even my mom says im not amusing.
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Johnny Skullchip
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Posted - 2010.05.20 18:52:00 -
[55]
Awesome Lotto, Bump
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Hund
Fanatic's Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.20 20:28:00 -
[56]
think i bought some tickets..
I kinda hacked down your living place (hah) and sent you some flowers..
Expect to see a very awesome choice of flowers..
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Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Posted - 2010.05.21 08:10:00 -
[57]
After all these years, still my favourite bump message
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.21 18:24:00 -
[58]
Bump?
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L Abrat
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Posted - 2010.05.21 20:10:00 -
[59]
Bump, come on.. fill this one up :)
lets see what the price pinjata brings
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tehsuxOr
Dashavatara
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Posted - 2010.05.22 15:00:00 -
[60]
Bump for the G.
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