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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.13 18:09:00 -
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Is pleased to announce this lottery for:
1st Place: Enyo (T2 Assault Ship BPO)
2nd Place: Electron Blaster Cannon II BPO
3rd Place: Gleam S BPO
4th Place: Javelin S BPO
5th Place: Confragration SBPO
6th Place: Foxfire Rocket Javelin RocketS BPO
7th Place: Phalanx Rocket Javelin RocketBPO
* * Special Prizes * *
8th Place: Small Energy Transfer Array II (T2 Module BPO)
8th Prize is for the person who over the course of the lottery has the most amusing bump.
9th Place: Flameburst/Sabertooth/Piranha/Bloodclaw Precision Light (4x T2 Ammo BPOs)
9th Prize is for the person who over the course of the lottery has purchased the largest number of tickets.
Purchased tickets list can be found here - Ticket List
www.EVE-Lotto.com
Site still under re-construction
Ticket List active!
Lottery Information:
- Tickets cost 10m isk each.
- There are 7,500 tickets available, there is no limit to the amount of tickets one person can purchase.
- To purchase a ticket, send isk to Grendell in multiples of 10m.
- In the reason field when sending isk type "GG006"
- The winning ticket will be drawn once all tickets have been sold.
- All isk sent after ticket goal has been reached will take part in the lottery until the actual draw is done.
- In the event that one of the prizes is no longer available, the prize will be straight isk.
- Ticket Refunds are not available unless lottery is closed.
- If a prize is not claimed within 1 week of lottery finish, the prize will be re-drawn.
- I reserve the right to change some rules at anytime that I deem within reason.
Ticket Purchase Example:
- One ticket, send 10,000,000 ISK to Grendell with the reason GG006
- Five tickets, send 50,000,000 ISK to Grendell with the reason GG006
- Fifty tickets, send 500,000,000 ISK to Grendell with the reason GG006
- 2x Letter "G", 2x Number" Zero", 1x Number "6"
The BPO will be contracted to the winner in a high security system near Jita.
The winning ticket will be drawn using the EVELottery software written by Niraia, which uses random.org's true random number generator.
Previous Lotteries
Astarte T2 Command Ship BPO
Damnation T2 Command Ship BPO
Dual light Pulse II BPO or 22b isk
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Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Posted - 2010.05.13 19:16:00 -
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First in a Grendell auction *WOOOT*
...and two tickets for me
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demonfurbie
Minmatar
Covert-Nexus
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Posted - 2010.05.13 19:20:00 -
[3]
tagged after i check some isks out
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Gertrud ToD
Terrorists of Dimensions
Electric Monkey Overlords
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Posted - 2010.05.13 20:13:00 -
[4]
Edited by: Gertrud ToD on 13/05/2010 20:13:59
Once there was a lottery with grendells name,
gertrud tod joined for the bpo and fame,
to win the 8th price
being as cool as ice
she wrote a limerick and hopes for a good game
PS: bought a ticket too
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.13 22:51:00 -
[5]
Ok ticket list working now, sorry about that
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Anaxis Muntaine
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Posted - 2010.05.13 22:56:00 -
[6]
Bought my ten (10) tickets - best of luck to all !!!
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Drakus
Minmatar
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.05.13 23:02:00 -
[7]
Edited by: Drakus on 13/05/2010 23:02:00
***DISCLAIMER***
If my countries are wrong, forgive me, just basing this on what i have been told :)
Grendell=Canadian
Darkness=Russian
Chribba=Swedish
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Grendell, Darknesss and Chribba were all working on a high-rise togeather. They all sit togeather for lunch everyday.
Grendell opens his lunch and see beer and poutine. "Beer and Poutine AGIAN!!! I swear, if i get this ONE MORE TIME, I'll jump off this building!!"
Darkness opens his and sees Kholodets and Vodka " I know Grendell, if I get Kholodets and Vodka agian, I'LL jump off this building!!! "
Chribba opens his and sees gravlax and meatballs. "I know guys!! If i get gravlax and meatballs, agian I'LL JUMP OFF THIS BUILDING!!!"
So, the next day comes.
Grendell gets poutine and beer, so he jumps.
Darknesss gets Kholodets and Vodka and he jumps.
Chribba gets gravlax and meatballs and jumps as well.
The 3 mens wives are sitting togeather after the funeral, and hear someone talking about why the men killed themselves.
Grendell's wife says "I never KNEW he didn't like poutine and beer! If he had only TOLD me I would have stopped!"
Darknesss's wife says "I know! He never told me he didn't like Kholodets and Vodka either! I wish he had just told me"
Chribba's wife very quietly says...
"He made his own lunch"
So... there we go, took some research to find "traditional" meals for the Chribba and Darknesss...
Hope this wins me something :)
Oh, and bump
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TeraDmc
Gallente
TeraCorp Elite Sardaukar Guard
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Posted - 2010.05.13 23:16:00 -
[8]
1 hot juicy ticket dripping with winnings please
TeraDmc won 1st place in the Grendell lotto. He immediately called his wife with the good news. "Honey, guess what! I just won 1st in the lottery! Start packing, I'll be docked in about two hours." "That's GREAT dear! Oh, should I pack for warm weather, or for cold?" "Heck, I don't care. Just be gone when I get there!"
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Onyc1
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Posted - 2010.05.13 23:30:00 -
[9]
can i purchase tickets on a corp level or is it all personal ?
I'm gay, so what ? |
Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.13 23:37:00 -
[10]
 Originally by: Onyc1
can i purchase tickets on a corp level or is it all personal ?
I've never actually tried that, but let me tell you what, you can try it, if it works it works. If it doesn't then I'll refund you.
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Larsonist
Darkwave Technologies
Blade.
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Posted - 2010.05.14 01:01:00 -
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Edited by: Larsonist on 14/05/2010 01:05:08
bumpidty bump....
Larsonist, an accomplished sky diver and boy scout troop leader, approached his scout troop and informed them that their waivers to sky dive have all been received. All the kids were amazed especially the two smart a$$es that Larsonist couldn't stand.
"I'm going to fly faster than you noob", screamed one of the little geniuses at his buddy. Puzzled his friend looks at him and and replies, "well if you can get air to pass over your humpty dumpty sized a$$ then you diserve to win." Fists flew and tempers flared...
Larsonist ran over and quickly gave both a good verbal lashing making sure they both understood to respect each other. "Stop all this bickering you little idiots!" he screamed with heated words. "my left testicle is smarter than both of you brats put together besides smart people do not act like this!" this did'nt sit well with the boys so they pounced off steaming and decided they would get their vengeance somehow....someday.
The next day an old ww2 era B-18 was sitting on the air field and all the kids could not have been more excited. As the plane took off Larsonist was sitting next to the door sweetly pondering how surely this would end in tears for the two punks. They were so competetive and fought so much he figured they would literally go to blows in mid air. Within 10 minutes of takeoff the pilot screamed the planes rutter cables were not responding and everyone needed to bail out.
Little Timmy, one of the good kids, was first to emergency evac but while clipping his chute latch to the cable he tore his chute case, chute and reserve chute on a piece of aluminum sticking out of the wall. Larsonist without missing a beat made the rest of the kids start jumping and took his chute off and gave it to little timmy. Now there was only the two little brats and Larsonist.
One of the kids walked up to him and offered him his backup chute. "Here Larsonist, I am so smart i brought a backup chute just incase one of these problems reared its ugly head." Amazed Larsonist accepted and without missing another beat immediately pulled his knife and made two huge slashes in their chutes. "I wonder how you are gonna smart your way out of this one you little punks and btw thanks for the chute." Just as soon as Larsonist jumped the generous little kid that so graciously gave his chute to Larsonist walked over to a section of the plane and fiddled for a few seconds. "these old planes are soo easy to sabotage" stated the kid.
"I have control again tell everyone i have control again..they DONT NEED TO JUMP!" bellowed the relieved pilot.
"That will teach those little punks" Larsonist yelled in glee as he flew to the earth.
"Why did you give him that parachute dude, he hates us and we hate him or so i thought!?!?" asked the other boy.
The generous kid piped up without a seconds thought, "backpack." |
Ying Var
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Posted - 2010.05.14 01:19:00 -
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BUMP!
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain... why is he climbing a mountain?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkBVDh7my9Q
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exuromortis
Gallente
Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Productions
Voodoo Groove
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Posted - 2010.05.14 01:21:00 -
[13]
Isk Sent for 5 Tickets!
Bump!
PS - I cant think of anything witty this late at night...so no prize for me :(
Signature in the Making |
Black Madness
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Posted - 2010.05.14 06:24:00 -
[14]
In with 10 Tickets.
Let's cross fingers...and friendly bump.
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Dezzy
Amarr
Rattius Maximus
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Posted - 2010.05.14 07:02:00 -
[15]
20 please.
BUMP
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Smartacus
The Arrow Project
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Posted - 2010.05.14 09:28:00 -
[16]
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LUC1FER666
Gallente
InterSun Freelance
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Posted - 2010.05.14 10:40:00 -
[17]
5 please, isk sent
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ZoninZonk
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Posted - 2010.05.14 10:54:00 -
[18]
61 tickets purchased.  |
uredo
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Posted - 2010.05.14 12:24:00 -
[19]
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
...
Always cracks me up.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.14 16:08:00 -
[20]
Once upon a bump..
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Ray McCormack
Nordar Innovations.
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Posted - 2010.05.14 16:24:00 -
[21]
No, damn you, sell it.
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Conga
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Posted - 2010.05.14 21:05:00 -
[22]
To the other ticket buyers..... forget it . I will win first prize, because i promised Grendell not to scream out in eve universe ,that hes listening country music if ill get first price , so nSSnSnSSnnSSS.....
oh bump of course
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.15 15:00:00 -
[23]
6% Sold
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Phuze
Caldari
Retribution Corp.
Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2010.05.15 16:32:00 -
[24]
Buy um up guys, im rdy to win. Consider this a friendly bump.
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Shakito
Imperial Syndicate Forces
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.05.15 19:38:00 -
[25]
Bought 10, gl all!
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
****SM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the
milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all
four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a
Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder
who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option
on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving
you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and
market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
GRENDELL'S CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You put them up for lotto, creating an isk pool big enough to buy three cows.
You decide you don't much care for cows and buy spaceships instead.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.15 22:59:00 -
[26]
Those tickets that weren't showing up are now all showing up, so that's all sorted now, thanks for the heads up for the people who contacted me about it.
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boomer1307
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.16 02:19:00 -
[27]
iskies for 10 tickets sent
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Jolonnar Hirdious
Minmatar
Bolster Cloneporation
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Posted - 2010.05.16 05:07:00 -
[28]
ISK for 5 tickets sent. I humbly submit:
http://vimeo.com/11040425
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Dragon101
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.05.16 10:11:00 -
[29]
ISK sent for 10 tickets
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.16 14:25:00 -
[30]
11% sold.
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