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PoopandPee
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Posted - 2010.05.23 12:00:00 -
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Edited by: PoopandPee on 23/05/2010 12:04:10
So, i set out to do my first corp theft. I found a nice new corp, that liked to mission and WH explore. Awesome, so i joined, telling them i was an avid PVPer and would like to help make this corp into one of the best out there (bwhaaha).
Weeks go buy, I'm quickly learning how bad the CEO is, he wants all corp members to goto low-sec for mining ops, in a Ferox... one mining laser each, seriously?! They don't get very far, so they decide going into an un-scouted WH to mine there is better, so i told them yea, good idea!
A week later, i found out that the Corp hanger had an Orca, that was donated by a member, that is NEVER online. So i asked the CEO why don't we use is, he simply said, no one can fly it. This was my green flag, this is how i knew i was gonna make money. So i contacted a corp member from my main (said member will remain un-named, unless he posts here), and told him about my idea on stealing the Orca, he agreed and it was simply a waiting game.
Finally we get a Mining Op Scheduled for 23May10 at 1500 GMT, i get on and the ceo tells me "ok, we can do this, but i didnt get permission from the owner, send me 450 mil as collateral". Well crap, didnt think he was this smart, so i decided to play a nice little mind game "Are you serious, if i had that money dont you think i would have bought my own orca for mining ops?! instead of having to rely on a corp orca?! If you dont trust me, then i obviously dont belong here, i can make more money elsewere" So he replied with "ah chill, it was a joke, ill contract it over."
So, now i got control of an orca, why stop there?! I make them fill said orca, with ore, to cover contract costs, and to make a little extra money. Not only that, i use this char, to fit a Rifter, and own the hulk mining (the CEO had connection issues, so the other two were gone, he had 2 chars on). The person i killed joined THAT DAY, because she wanted to take part in a mining op. Welcome to eve SUCKAH! So after i kill the hulk, and pod, i proceed to wait on the CEO to sign back in. The hulk pilot thought it was a good idea to come back in a catalyst.... with rails, needless to say, GG. While this is going on, my friend is moving a full orca to jita, to sell :D.
The CEO was from Greece, so maybe his house got burned down from the riots, so far all he has said to me is "wtf" i replied with "rick rolled". I will keep this updated with his response.
Well, here you go C&P, enjoy.
FLAME ON!
P.S. Yes i am the same person from the Ships of Eve Screenshot that was scamming in jita. :)
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PoopandPee
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Posted - 2010.05.23 12:18:00 -
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**Update**Re:
Re: wtf
From: -------
Sent: 2010.05.23 12:04
To: PoopandPee,
u can still be part of the corp, and keep the orca. just use it in corp mining ops and dont "rickroll" us again. some isk to the corp would also be nice. a powerful corp benefits all members.
anyway i hope u can become more honest in the future, either if ur a friend of ours or not, for your own well-being
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Re: wtf
From: PoopandPee
Sent: 2010.05.23 10:56
To: ------,
Rickrolled
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wtf
From: ------
Sent: 2010.05.23 07:34
To: PoopandPee,
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Unity Love
Caldari
Dissonance Corp
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Posted - 2010.05.23 12:39:00 -
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"Weeks go buy"
Spelling issues aside are you saying you spent weeks infiltrating a corp to make a theft.... and all you got was an orca?
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PoopandPee
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Posted - 2010.05.23 12:40:00 -
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about 3 weeks, first one so yea :(
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Alxea
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Posted - 2010.05.23 12:42:00 -
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 Originally by: PoopandPee
about 3 weeks, first one so yea :(
It still made me. LOL It was funny! Too bad you didn't take all the corps assets. XD
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Joe SMASH
You Got A Purty Mouth
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Posted - 2010.05.23 13:04:00 -
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Judging by the OPs name, he is about 6 or 7 years old. So he feels he needs to make this post to coddle his shaky ego at his delicate age. Everyone be nice to him! 3 weeks to steal an Orca is ok. It is about 133M ISK/week or 19M ISK/day or 791k ISK/hr. Wait... Maybe you should have mined in lowsec with a ferox? You would have made more money! 
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Originally by: Kali Zero
Warp core stabilizers are like condoms. Nice and safe, but they make it a little less fun for everyone involved.
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PoopandPee
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Posted - 2010.05.23 13:09:00 -
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Joe you are right, cause i sat in station, doing nothing at all for 3 weeks on my alt. For a fact i didn't sit in Jita 4-4 doing the 5k challenge to make money while i wait for a big haul, and i didn't make any money doing it. Oh, and i didn't hit the 100mil mark in 1 1/2 weeks.
Also Joe, i'm 9, and 78 pounds, you are 49 and 360 pounds with bacon grease stains on your shirt, yup there it is, go get mommy from upstairs to wash it.
My son is 2 weeks old, and already shows signs of more intellect and attentiveness then you.
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Lightningshade
Caldari
The Athiest Syndicate
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2010.05.23 13:23:00 -
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Originally by: PoopandPee
My son is 2 weeks old, and already shows signs of more intellect and attentiveness then you.
P+P - he's not your son, you've stolen a dwarf
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Rebal 88
Minmatar
The Exploited.
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.05.23 13:25:00 -
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That story made me smile, so I guess it was worth reading, and for that I applaud you my good sir or madam, a golf clap is in order! |
holydogg
Gallente
HITAM
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Posted - 2010.05.23 13:45:00 -
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I must say good sir. It would be more awesome if you went off and actually stuck around. Then take them out to alliance space to mine. |
PoopandPee
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Posted - 2010.05.23 13:46:00 -
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Originally by: Lightningshade
Originally by: PoopandPee
My son is 2 weeks old, and already shows signs of more intellect and attentiveness then you.
P+P - he's not your son, you've stolen a dwarf
No wonder he has a full beard and drinks only beer. weird.
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.05.23 13:54:00 -
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Some steal, others fail at returning.
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Joe SMASH
You Got A Purty Mouth
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Posted - 2010.05.23 14:01:00 -
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Originally by: PoopandPee
Also Joe, i'm 9, and 78 pounds, you are 49 and 360 pounds with bacon grease stains on your shirt, yup there it is, go get mommy from upstairs to wash it.
It is not bacon grease, it is gravy. I ::love:: gravy.
All trolling aside, gratz on the heist tho. (Seriously) And an Orca for your first corp theft is a great start. Next time, join a corp with a few POSes. Offline and steal all the mods. Those are my favourite heists. Not only do the corps loose their POSes, they also lost all the time in current jobs and have to spend an entire afternoon putting new POSes online. The time theft in POSes is amazingly awesome.
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Originally by: Kali Zero
Warp core stabilizers are like condoms. Nice and safe, but they make it a little less fun for everyone involved.
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PoopandPee
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Posted - 2010.05.23 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: Joe SMASH
Originally by: PoopandPee
Also Joe, i'm 9, and 78 pounds, you are 49 and 360 pounds with bacon grease stains on your shirt, yup there it is, go get mommy from upstairs to wash it.
It is not bacon grease, it is gravy. I ::love:: gravy.
All trolling aside, gratz on the heist tho. (Seriously) And an Orca for your first corp theft is a great start. Next time, join a corp with a few POSes. Offline and steal all the mods. Those are my favourite heists. Not only do the corps loose their POSes, they also lost all the time in current jobs and have to spend an entire afternoon putting new POSes online. The time theft in POSes is amazingly awesome.
Pretty much sums up what i want to do :)
i said bacon cause i actually had it on my shirt. Wives ftw haha
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superteds
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Posted - 2010.05.23 14:27:00 -
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brb making bacon
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Siege Manatarms
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Posted - 2010.05.23 14:55:00 -
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Gave me chuckles.
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PoopandPee
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Posted - 2010.05.23 17:19:00 -
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Correct me if i'm wrong, but it shouldn't be in violation, considering i took our his name....
Be awesome if you put it back shadow, <3
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RedSplat
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2010.05.23 18:01:00 -
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We all have to start somewhere. Solo theft is harder so an Orca isn't a bad haul for your first effort. Keep at it and dont give up. In the end theft is one of the most intellectually challenging things you can do in this game for the money.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
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CCP Shadow
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.23 18:52:00 -
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Originally by: PoopandPee
Correct me if i'm wrong, but it shouldn't be in violation, considering i took our his name....
Be awesome if you put it back shadow, <3
For clarification, the C&P rules permit reposting info from killmails so long as the victim's name has been removed (not a link, the actual text with the name removed). As to this post, posting chatlogs and EVEMails are not permitted in C&P, except for in the Pirate Stories Thread.
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PoopandPee
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Posted - 2010.05.23 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Shadow
Originally by: PoopandPee
Correct me if i'm wrong, but it shouldn't be in violation, considering i took our his name....
Be awesome if you put it back shadow, <3
For clarification, the C&P rules permit reposting info from killmails so long as the victim's name has been removed (not a link, the actual text with the name removed). As to this post, posting chatlogs and EVEMails is not permitted in C&P, except for in the Pirate Stories Thread.
Ah, i see. I fail then. :(
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Serra Black
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Posted - 2010.05.25 02:37:00 -
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Howdy Sailor,
Nice work! I can only say I wish I'd been there to see it. Congratulations on a tasty haul!
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RasTrent
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 03:17:00 -
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72 hours went by.. i stole 10 billion in ships, pos', pos mods, fittings, reactions, materials...
YOU FAIL.
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Public Ragelations
Private Nuisance RECRUITING |
Father Yarrr
Logistic Nightmare
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Posted - 2010.05.25 11:11:00 -
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PoopandPee is my kinda pirate. Doesnt matter what anybody says dude. Isk stolen is twice as sweet as isk earned. Good Hiest! Aside from a select few occasions, big isk ganks take too much of a time investment. My ADHD makes me end up shooting the corp members before I can make the BIG score. My average is around 500 mil per corp, and close to same timeline. IMO job well done.
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Cause they know your a pirate when they hear you say....... YARRR
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PoopandPee
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Posted - 2010.05.25 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: RasTrent
72 hours went by.. i stole 10 billion in ships, pos', pos mods, fittings, reactions, materials...
YOU FAIL.
1 hour went by and I donkey punched your mom after i tied your dad up, and made him watch me cook her a really good meal, and I never called her back..
You fail good sir.
On a side note, im trying to find a new corp to hit, i was halfway tempted when i saw in recruitment chat "Mining and PVE corp, daily mining ops available, looking for hulk and orca pilots."
mmmmmm
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ISK1machine
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:30:00 -
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Although i am not a griefer myself and not into corp thefts,one of the reasons i started playing EVE was this part of the forum.Where intelligent people posted stories with an intelligent way and actually provided entertainment.
Now since its impossible for me to became smarter or wiser i can aonly assume that the level of the O.Ps in this side of the forum have fell so much that became almost unbearable...
"look at me,i killed a barge and a destroyer and took some ORE with it"..
Somehow the name of the char seems so right.OP seems indeed with a head full of poopandpee.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: ISK1machine
Now since its impossible for me to became smarter or wiser i can aonly assume that the level of the O.Ps in this side of the forum have fell so much that became almost unbearable...
Originally by: ISK1machine
its impossible for me to became smarter or wiser
~_~
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PoopandPee
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:32:00 -
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Edited by: PoopandPee on 25/05/2010 14:32:10
Originally by: ISK1machine
Although i am not a griefer myself and not into corp thefts,one of the reasons i started playing EVE was this part of the forum.Where intelligent people posted stories with an intelligent way and actually provided entertainment.
Now since its impossible for me to became smarter or wiser i can aonly assume that the level of the O.Ps in this side of the forum have fell so much that became almost unbearable...
"look at me,i killed a barge and a destroyer and took some ORE with it"..
Somehow the name of the char seems so right.OP seems indeed with a head full of poopandpee.
Jita Park Speakers Corner that way >>>>>
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joe1
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Posted - 2010.05.25 16:09:00 -
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I just read in tyrannis where you will not be able to set standing to anyone unless they are in you r contacts list . This sucks, you only get 300 contacts and clearly most of the people in this thread alone need set red.
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CCP Shadow
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.25 16:18:00 -
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Off-topic posts removed.
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ISK1machine
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Posted - 2010.05.25 21:49:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: ISK1machine
Now since its impossible for me to became smarter or wiser i can aonly assume that the level of the O.Ps in this side of the forum have fell so much that became almost unbearable...
Originally by: ISK1machine
its impossible for me to became smarter or wiser
Dont you miss the time where the posts were more than...
"arf arf arf..i pwn...arf arf arf"?
I do
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