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Vox Forvana
Amarr Black Fleet Consortium Soldiers of Solitude
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Posted - 2010.05.27 02:39:00 -
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So I am a noob....
My job is boring so all I do is read forums. This one makes me smile most. This is what I have learned, please correct me if I have my facts wrong.
1. The NC is full of a bunch of carebears with T1 Frigates and garbage scowls who managed to crash a node and wipe out most of SC's fleet. 2. BoB used to be the (insert word) but now is just (insert word). They go by the name of IT because some goon stole their name. And they have tons of illegals parked on their lawn and sleeping on their couches...said illegals wish to just be ignored. 3. Goon leader rage quit and disbanded the corp and they are now called Showksdjfakhwkhklkjdllalljdlj or something...and I have no idea what coalliton they belong to. 4. Atlas alliance leader simultaneously has big balls and no balls. 5. We are not to make fun of Russians. 6. The standard defense tactic is to park as many 1972 Lincoln Continentals in your home space as possible in order to lag kill any attackers. 7. Delve=The projects, complete with gang fights and dead beats. 8. MM is too afraid to fight anything outside of a complex. 9. Space is big. 10. Forums are more exciting than fighting space rocks with lazorz.
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Boomshakalakaaa
Caldari Metalworks Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.27 02:54:00 -
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Yes.
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Qnut
Caldari AUS Corporation United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.27 03:01:00 -
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ground floor!
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Admiral Pelleon
Caldari White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.05.27 03:20:00 -
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Pretty much right, solodrakbansofaking is NC though. ________ Chicago players channel: 'Windy City'
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5QU199L35
Minmatar L337 KR3W
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Posted - 2010.05.27 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: Vox Forvana Edited by: Vox Forvana on 27/05/2010 02:48:24 So I am a noob....
My job is boring so all I do is read forums. This one makes me smile most. This is what I have learned, please correct me if I have my facts wrong.
1. The NC is full of a bunch of carebears with T1 Frigates and garbage scowls who managed to crash a node and wipe out most of SC's fleet. 2. BoB used to be the (insert word) but now is just (insert word). They go by the name of IT because some goon stole their name. And they have tons of illegals parked on their lawn and sleeping on their couches...said illegals wish to just be ignored. 3. Goon leader rage quit and disbanded the corp and they are now called Showksdjfakhwkhklkjdllalljdlj or something...and I have no idea what coalliton they belong to. 4. Atlas alliance leader simultaneously has big balls and no balls. 5. We are not to make fun of Russians. 6. The standard defense tactic is to park as many 1972 Lincoln Continentals in your home space as possible in order to lag kill any attackers. 7. Delve=The projects, complete with gang fights and dead beats. 8. MM is too afraid to fight anything outside of a complex. 9. Space is big. 10. Forums are more exciting than fighting space rocks with lazorz.
Have I missed anything?
you forgot about me
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Dimitryy
Gallente Ever Flow Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.27 09:30:00 -
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Originally by: Vox Forvana .
4. Atlas alliance leader simultaneously has big balls and no balls. 5. We are not to make fun of Russians.
We are actually in a quantum state between balls and no balls, kind of like Schroedinger's Testes. It is impossible to know the level of our testicular fortitude until the fight actually starts, at which point it is, either way, readily apparent.
Also its perfectly ok to make fun of Russians, however its difficult to troll across the language barrier, so they are often ignored by more veteran CAOD posters. ------------------------------------------
Jack Blackstone > Dimitryy I hope you die. |

Ghaylenty
Gallente Kiss My Assets Looney Toons.
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Posted - 2010.05.27 09:41:00 -
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i take it from the end of your post you refer to your ceo as 'der fuhrer' and allow him to tell you where you can and cannot post.
that has always been a successful tactic in stopping posters. oh ya.
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Omeega
Amarr Lethal Corp RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.05.27 10:50:00 -
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Originally by: Dimitryy
Also its perfectly ok to make fun of Russians, however its difficult to troll across the language barrier, so they are often ignored by more veteran CAOD posters.
well you never~
Don't speak english, f1,f2,f3... |

MarkEchoOne
Gallente United Kings R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.05.27 11:08:00 -
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pleast no make fun of russian
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Noluck Ned
Gallente Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2010.05.27 11:08:00 -
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HeHe "Do Not Fu....n with the Russians"
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Omeega
Amarr Lethal Corp RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.05.27 11:23:00 -
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we be cool poeple i swear
Don't speak english, f1,f2,f3... |

dastommy79
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.27 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: Omeega we be cool poeple i swear
I like you
I role play ewok
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Tobreko
Gallente Momentary Lapse of Reason. STR8NGE BREW
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Posted - 2010.05.27 11:51:00 -
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you missed that Black Star Alliance is now being run by Maru Ka'ge
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Achem
Minmatar Borderlands corp True Reign
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Posted - 2010.05.27 14:05:00 -
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one second. What?
There was a fight up north recently?
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Schani Kratnorr
Amarr x13 IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.27 14:33:00 -
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Edited by: Schani Kratnorr on 27/05/2010 14:34:07 Edited by: Schani Kratnorr on 27/05/2010 14:33:39 god this forum software is crap.
@modertors. kindly delete this
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dzemal
Minmatar Dark Space Frontier Republic Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.27 16:12:00 -
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Originally by: Achem Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one second. What?
There was a fight up north recently?
nah, they were testing ctrlq, apparently doesnt' work anymore, they should ask for their capitals back from ccp, i think there was 1 or 2 titans as well somewhere in there...
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David Goodwill
Caldari DarkStar 1 SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
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Posted - 2010.05.28 15:27:00 -
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Originally by: Omeega we be cool poeple i swear
no speak english, f1, f2, f3 etc
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Digital Emperor
Amarr Cryptonym Sleepers Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.05.28 16:00:00 -
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Edited by: Digital Emperor on 28/05/2010 16:01:16 i laughed.
+9 for quality.
side note, you forgot TEST in ur post < insert random troll > |

Cora LaFleur
Gallente Hypernet Inc. Umbrella Chemical Inc
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Posted - 2010.05.28 20:42:00 -
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Originally by: Digital Emperor Edited by: Digital Emperor on 28/05/2010 16:01:16 i laughed.
+9 for quality.
side note, you forgot TEST in ur post
no he didnt, "said illegals just wish to be ignored" so what he did do is be mean to them, by not ignoring them. Just like you. I call bully on you, and if I could Id drop some +4 flames of smiting on you. Or whatever's cool in Wow these days
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Lexia Stone
Minmatar Soul Snatchers Black Core Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.28 23:55:00 -
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Edited by: Lexia Stone on 28/05/2010 23:56:41 In Soviet Russia, fun..makes...Russ.....oh nevermind.
By the way, big thanks to R.O.L. and -A- for the awesome fight in E-FICO earlier today. Most fun I've had in EVE in a long time. No smack or any of that crap, just thanks for the fight. o7
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Mareck001
Caldari Distinguished Gentleman's Boating Club Black Core Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.30 05:20:00 -
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If that's what you think of 0.0........... You SERIOUSLY need to stay in Empire..
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