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Dearest Filthy Killah's ,

time for an update. The Tl;dr is as follows:

Going Home / Standings Reset / Chill Break / Didn't want that campaign anyway / NC is Gay ( I make excuses and point fingers) / FSI - Need more peeps / SBI- need leaders / FC Training / Group Hug / SSE Trial Continues in -A-

So its been a little while since Ive given a update and explanation of events. So I decided I wanted to take some time and bring you all up to speed on what has happened and what will happen over the next coming months. First off I just want to thank you all for everything you all do. There is alot of people in this alliance that go out of there way to help out and assist in making things happen. Also I just wanted to point out that it has been 6 straight months of active campaigns. So I have alot of subjects to cover and ill try to give a TL;DR for each section.


Review


So starting last December we saw several corps go to Fountain to assist in purging Pandemic Legion. I don't think out impact there was big but everyone had a good time playing king of the hill and locking down Fountain core.

Next we moved on to a short week trip to Black Rise taking out several tech moons for alliance income. RTSQ milked these for a few months and overall the profit we received from them justified the trip.


We then attacked 49-U to draw Goonswarm out of Fountain and force them to defend a vital foothold system in Querious. The day we launched the assault and started pooring capitals into 49-U Goonswarm issued orders to recall all pilots capitals and supercapitals from Fountain. Secondary goal was to try to break sov in 49-U. We had some epic battles for weeks straight as we would attempt to break sov but come up short due to timezone warfare. Every major engagement we trounced Goons Im sure everyone remembers the lag but the fun that was had here.



While we engaged and committed in the diversion assault on Querious CVA made a play for our space. This enraged all of you and numbers went through the roof. I can remember it seemed for weeks we would be crisscrossing between 49-U , Catch and Providence having fight after fight. It was glorius and some of the most fun ive ever had in eve. Fleets were up from Downtime to Downtime as we would repel CVA and assault Goons. Awesomesauce is all I can say.


It came a realization that our primary objective of diverting Goons attention had succeeded. That we had to stop Proviblob and also that timezone warfare against Goons wasn't a easy undertaking we pulled out of Querious. I know alot of people don't like Goons but I have to say respect for the fight they put up I think both sides enjoyed 49-U.


Next we assaulted D-G in Providence as retaliation against the attacks on the Motherland ( god im a *** for the propagandist terms but it makes for good story telling ) . I had several talks with Aralis and other Providence leaders before and after the D-G assault. Honestly im disappointed we couldn't come to a amicable agreement with Proviblob. They were a unique chasm in Eve and our relationship of " sparring partners" was greatly beneficial to both sides. What happened in D-G was simply overkill I remember thinking that day as the final capships were exploding " Damn we just broke provis back" I knew this was a point of no return for there morale and honestly I was sad about that.


We paused after D-G to try to talk to Aralis and other Provi leads and place pressure on them to come to there senses. After no avail 9UY was hit and followed by another pause to give ANOTHER chance for them to reconsider there position. After 9UY it was mop up and we saw the strategy shift from defense to denial of entertainment for us. I have to tell you it took shear willpower on my part to stay the course and finish what we started. Shooting that many structures with 0 fights was so terribly boring. In reality this inflicted more damage on -A- than any ships losses could. At the end of this camp

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The North


I had been on the fence about this campaign and if it was in the best interest of -A-. After several talks with people within the alliance who I respect and the general consensus of the alliance that shooting the NC would be fun I committed us to the task. Im not going to place blame on anyone or anything ultimately it is my job to make sure that things go "Correct" for all of you. Its pretty clear I failed in this regard. There was alot of talks between allies in regards to goals and initiatives. Honestly though beyond fracture relationships and cause damage there was no realistic or tangible goals. For the most part we were " winging it" poking around trying to inflict damage and guage responses and weakness's.



I think we can all agree this isn't a coherent strategy and the effort we were expending was not making a impact on the NC. I talk alot with friends from Eve that I've made over the years. One night I was sitting chatting with Satan from Burn Eden. We were discussing how to inflict the most damage to the NC. Both him and I agreed that H-W was a prime target. So I talked with Molle Bobby and others about it. The concept I came up with is that we would launch on the morning of the 14th @ 08:00. I had pitched this plan to the allies on the 7th of May. The idea was that INIT , ROL , IT , Atlas , -A- , GC & COW would prepare tower kits and rabble rouse there members of a big attack happening on the 14th. As a feint Molle Bobby and I would park our alts in key Pure Blind systems. We would also SBU in different places to " Rope A Dope" the NC.


H-W was picked because its the main staging system for 99% of all NC ops. It was a main market hub and cap/warstock staging points. Not to mention it had 2 important bridge links that NC relied on heavily. I felt and still feel this was the correct target. The problem is preparation communication and execution. The timetable got moved up for " expedience to give my members something to rally too" to quote one alliance leader. Bobby and I were not very happy about the timetable change as it basically left no time for us to communicate and verify all parties would be able to fully commit. It negated any chance for us to rally our memberbase and communicate the urgency of the assault.


Bobby and I chatted and decided to once again try to "Wing" it. As the chance was to good to pass up. We knew there would only be one chance to assault H-W and create a PR- style nightmare for the NC. You all know the rest it failed and failed horribly. The NC is very very good at communication between allies and integration. Plain out the "SC" suck at it and it was our fault for not having the patience to take the time to make sure we could execute properly. I apologize to all of you for my part in this. We did have some nice engagements in H-W and a capital fight that we stomped the NC in. The overall failure of the H-W assault out shadows any battles we may have won there.

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Originally by: Greenruby

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One night I was sitting chatting with Satan from Burn Eden. We were discussing how to inflict the most damage to the NC. Both him and I agreed that H-W was a prime target. So I talked with Molle Bobby and others about it.

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Originally by: Musical Fist

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Originally by: Greenruby

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One night I was sitting chatting with Satan from Burn Eden. We were discussing how to inflict the most damage to the NC. Both him and I agreed that H-W was a prime target. So I talked with Molle Bobby and others about it.

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the leader of SC, Satan from Burn Eden instructed Molle / Bobby / Evil Thug to attack this system

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Ultimately I have no real grudge against the NC. I dislike what they stand for. They are playing a different game than us. I think eve is more "Farmville or Settlers Online" there whole theory is to circle as many wagons as possible to ward off any attacks. This would be fine with me if they minded there own business. They could happily farm and mine and circlejerk themselves into a BFF Bliss until the servers die for all I care.

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Originally by: sinfulangel

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Elite Golem farmer checking in and confirming I am in fact, terrible.

Also why not post the rest of it, I think it was very well written. One of my favorite parts was coming up next.

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Ultimately I have no real grudge against the NC. I dislike what they stand for. They are playing a different game than us. I think eve is more "Farmville or Settlers Online" there whole theory is to circle as many wagons as possible to ward off any attacks. This would be fine with me if they minded there own business. They could happily farm and mine and circlejerk themselves into a BFF Bliss until the servers die for all I care.

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Originally by: ElrondMD

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lol, campaign strategy inspiration - SATAN.



BE are good at what they do, what they do not do is macro manage thousands of players or challenge sovereignty.

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Originally by: Blackhorizon

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Originally by: ElrondMD

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lol, campaign strategy inspiration - SATAN.



BE are good at what they do, what they do not do is macro manage thousands of players or challenge sovereignty.

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lol Arrow Project

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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what? -a- is a horrible alliance? Who would have known that this elite paper dragon alliance that has done nothing but farm with golems in catch would get graped in the north and go back home to farm and sulk about how terrible they are

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Originally by: -A-

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Ultimately I have no real grudge against the NC. I dislike what they stand for. They are playing a different game than us. I think eve is more "Farmville or Settlers Online" there whole theory is to circle as many wagons as possible to ward off any attacks. This would be fine with me if they minded there own business. They could happily farm and mine and circlejerk themselves into a BFF Bliss until the servers die for all I care.

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Originally by: sinfulangel

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Also why not post the rest of it, I think it was very well written.

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Originally by: Charlemeign

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Are Sanshas >, = or < Guristas?

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Originally by: Sith8

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lol Blankhorizon

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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what? -a- is a horrible alliance? Who would have known that this elite paper dragon alliance that has done nothing but farm with golems in catch would get graped in the north and go back home to farm and sulk about how terrible they are

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Originally by: Charlemeign

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Are Sanshas >, = or < Guristas?

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Originally by: Flashh Gorden

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Here is the version without all the spin.

We Sat on the Fence building titans while the first great war was raging. We invaded and crushed IAC our blue neighbours who were seriously weakened by defending themselves from MC.

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Originally by: Shade Millith

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Edited by: Shade Millith on 29/05/2010 07:39:00

Originally by: Flashh Gorden

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Here is the version without all the spin.

We Sat on the Fence building titans while the first great war was raging. We invaded and crushed IAC our blue neighbours who were seriously weakened by defending themselves from MC.

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Have to disagree with you seriously there.

IIRC, IAC leadership hurled some choice insults AAA's way which prompted a quick invasion to tell the leadership not to insult them again like that. And IAC tried to defend for a bit, but it became apparent that our leadership had decided to not log in, and nobody knew WTF was going on, so corps said screw this and left. (Also they got wind that it was the leadership that brought this on, and said 'screw it')

From what I heard later on, AAA didn't want to wipe out IAC, they were going to take a few systems, then leave, but we kinda folded because leadership took a hike.

And taking Prov was the last option for AAA. They made offer after offer of "We don't want to take this ****, just say you won't attempt another invasion into our space and we'll leave". CVA refused and lost prov.

And this is my view while being in both IAC when it died, and Prov when it died

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The only reason -A- offer a small peace deal towards the end of a conquest is because they want somone under their control living as a buffer against any new neighbours.

Who in their right mind would seriously want to live like that?

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Originally by: Flashh Gorden

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Edited by: Flashh Gorden on 29/05/2010 07:39:05
Here is the version without all the spin.

We Sat on the Fence building titans while the first great war was raging. We invaded and crushed IAC our blue neighbours who were seriously weakened by defending themselves from MC.

After Goons had been slogging it out for years against bob we thought the time was right to jump in for an easy victory. We failed.

Looking for the next easy fight we decided too steam-roller the role players and other newish alliances that make up the providence bloc. We will name them the providence blob because it makes us feel better when we bring out all our Supercaps we stockpiled while sitting on the fence during the first great war.

Pummped up over our easy victory in Providence we went north as part of the biggest Invasion force ever assembled we expected an easy victory against the northen alliances who we consider more carebear than pvp.
Sadly we discovered the north is not like providence and the locals have as much firepower as we do.

-A- are a joke and are on par with D2 when comes to major war performance.

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Originally by: Flashh Gorden

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Edited by: Flashh Gorden on 29/05/2010 07:39:05
Here is the version without all the spin.

We Sat on the Fence building titans while the first great war was raging. We invaded and crushed IAC our blue neighbours who were seriously weakened by defending themselves from MC.

After Goons had been slogging it out for years against bob we thought the time was right to jump in for an easy victory. We failed.

Looking for the next easy fight we decided too steam-roller the role players and other newish alliances that make up the providence bloc. We will name them the providence blob because it makes us feel better when we bring out all our Supercaps we stockpiled while sitting on the fence during the first great war.

Pummped up over our easy victory in Providence we went north as part of the biggest Invasion force ever assembled we expected an easy victory against the northen alliances who we consider more carebear than pvp.
Sadly we discovered the north is not like providence and the locals have as much firepower as we do.

-A- are a joke and are on par with D2 when comes to major war performance.

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Originally by: Noobjuice

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Right on the money. Zero respect for a paper tiger that was built on the back of rage at terror, now is just a run by a failure of a corp nobody else wanted.

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Originally by: Flashh Gorden

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spin anything to make it justified.

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Originally by: Noobjuice

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Right on the money. Zero respect for a paper tiger that was built on the back of rage at terror, now is just a run by a failure of a corp nobody else wanted.

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Originally by: DeWieKat

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Originally by: Noobjuice

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Right on the money. Zero respect for a paper tiger that was built on the back of rage at terror, now is just a run by a failure of a corp nobody else wanted.

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says a member of pandemic legion. rofl.

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Originally by: Noobjuice

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Originally by: Flashh Gorden

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Edited by: Flashh Gorden on 29/05/2010 07:39:05
Here is the version without all the spin.

We Sat on the Fence building titans while the first great war was raging. We invaded and crushed IAC our blue neighbours who were seriously weakened by defending themselves from MC.

After Goons had been slogging it out for years against bob we thought the time was right to jump in for an easy victory. We failed.

Looking for the next easy fight we decided too steam-roller the role players and other newish alliances that make up the providence bloc. We will name them the providence blob because it makes us feel better when we bring out all our Supercaps we stockpiled while sitting on the fence during the first great war.

Pummped up over our easy victory in Providence we went north as part of the biggest Invasion force ever assembled we expected an easy victory against the northen alliances who we consider more carebear than pvp.
Sadly we discovered the north is not like providence and the locals have as much firepower as we do.

-A- are a joke and are on par with D2 when comes to major war performance.

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Right on the money. Zero respect for a paper tiger that was built on the back of rage at terror, now is just a run by a failure of a corp nobody else wanted.

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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What alliance will HAVOC join next? they have been through so many... I mean between SSE, HAVOC, and the Collective you have one terrible terrible paper dragon alliance, that we all know is just waiting to keel over an die, -a- literally is sh it

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Originally by: DeWieKat

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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What alliance will HAVOC join next? they have been through so many... I mean between SSE, HAVOC, and the Collective you have one terrible terrible paper dragon alliance, that we all know is just waiting to keel over an die, -a- literally is sh it

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says who? you?

doors into our space are always open, brave little nobody.

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Originally by: DeWieKat

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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What alliance will HAVOC join next? they have been through so many... I mean between SSE, HAVOC, and the Collective you have one terrible terrible paper dragon alliance, that we all know is just waiting to keel over an die, -a- literally is sh it

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says who? you?

doors into our space are always open, brave little nobody.

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Originally by: DeWieKat

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P.S.: if i remember correctly, last time i was engaged in Delve, IT took it back, so no comment on this one.

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Originally by: DeWieKat

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Edited by: DeWieKat on 30/05/2010 00:24:26

Originally by: Captain Thunk

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I think its good you're prepared to stand up for your alliance publically and won't tollerate any criticism, I honestly respect that. However, you've been in every Delve war and always lost. A feat only made possible by switching sides.

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like i said, doors into our space are open, you are more than welcome to try.

running mouths about paper tiger on forums ... come on, you can do better than that.

get a group together, come to our space, lets have some fun.

P.S.: if i remember correctly, last time i was engaged in Delve, IT took it back, so no comment on this one.

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Originally by: Noobjuice

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Originally by: Flashh Gorden

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Edited by: Flashh Gorden on 29/05/2010 07:39:05
Here is the version without all the spin.

We Sat on the Fence building titans while the first great war was raging. We invaded and crushed IAC our blue neighbours who were seriously weakened by defending themselves from MC.

After Goons had been slogging it out for years against bob we thought the time was right to jump in for an easy victory. We failed.

Looking for the next easy fight we decided too steam-roller the role players and other newish alliances that make up the providence bloc. We will name them the providence blob because it makes us feel better when we bring out all our Supercaps we stockpiled while sitting on the fence during the first great war.

Pummped up over our easy victory in Providence we went north as part of the biggest Invasion force ever assembled we expected an easy victory against the northen alliances who we consider more carebear than pvp.
Sadly we discovered the north is not like providence and the locals have as much firepower as we do.

-A- are a joke and are on par with D2 when comes to major war performance.

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Right on the money. Zero respect for a paper tiger that was built on the back of rage at terror, now is just a run by a failure of a corp nobody else wanted.

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Originally by: Captain Thunk

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I think its good you're prepared to stand up for your alliance publically and won't tollerate any criticism, I honestly respect that. However, you've been in every Delve war and always lost. A feat only made possible by switching sides.

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You want to discuss paper tigers? PL is the most overrated alliance in the history of eve. You had spaace one time and got slapped across the universe the first time someone threatened you. If you think anyone in the south is scared of PL you are delusional. 4 titan losses in one battle bro lolz. Quit hiding under the NC's skirt - you are a shadow of your former selves.

ex-Goon alts need to figure out how to handle Evoke. Still bitter from -A-'s history of total domination against you. kartoon lol
You would kill us if our space wasnt so crappy tho huh?

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Originally by: Shamad Conde

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Pathetic legion, achieving nothing in the course of its existence calling another entity bad?

I mean...seriously?

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Originally by: Shamad Conde

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Pathetic legion, achieving nothing in the course of its existence calling another entity bad?

I mean...seriously?

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Originally by: iosoti

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Edited by: iosoti on 30/05/2010 03:18:05

Originally by: Shamad Conde

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Pathetic legion, achieving nothing in the course of its existence calling another entity bad?

I mean...seriously?

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PL crushed bob when they had devs such as t20 in their ranks spawning infinite ships and bpos. If destroying an alliance that housed one of the biggest cheating devs in the games history isn't amazing, I don't know what is.

My hats off to kugu and PL, brilliant work.

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Originally by: SATAN

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unless 20 more corps like us show up, it aint going to happen any time soon.

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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look at -a- trying to convince us they are not terrible lawl

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Originally by: Crucifier

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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look at -a- trying to convince us they are not terrible lawl

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jealosy is a sin

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Originally by: Launch TehMudkipz

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Originally by: Crucifier

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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look at -a- trying to convince us they are not terrible lawl

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jealosy is a sin

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are you jealous havoc is the worst corp in -a- and your corp is only second?

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Originally by: Captain Thunk

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you've been in every Delve war and always lost. A feat only made possible by switching sides.

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Originally by: Noobjuice

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Originally by: Flashh Gorden

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Edited by: Flashh Gorden on 29/05/2010 07:39:05
Here is the version without all the spin.

We Sat on the Fence building titans while the first great war was raging. We invaded and crushed IAC our blue neighbours who were seriously weakened by defending themselves from MC.

After Goons had been slogging it out for years against bob we thought the time was right to jump in for an easy victory. We failed.

Looking for the next easy fight we decided too steam-roller the role players and other newish alliances that make up the providence bloc. We will name them the providence blob because it makes us feel better when we bring out all our Supercaps we stockpiled while sitting on the fence during the first great war.

Pummped up over our easy victory in Providence we went north as part of the biggest Invasion force ever assembled we expected an easy victory against the northen alliances who we consider more carebear than pvp.
Sadly we discovered the north is not like providence and the locals have as much firepower as we do.

-A- are a joke and are on par with D2 when comes to major war performance.

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Right on the money. Zero respect for a paper tiger that was built on the back of rage at terror, now is just a run by a failure of a corp nobody else wanted.

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Originally by: Butter Dog

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Originally by: Noobjuice

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Originally by: Flashh Gorden

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Edited by: Flashh Gorden on 29/05/2010 07:39:05
Here is the version without all the spin.

We Sat on the Fence building titans while the first great war was raging. We invaded and crushed IAC our blue neighbours who were seriously weakened by defending themselves from MC.

After Goons had been slogging it out for years against bob we thought the time was right to jump in for an easy victory. We failed.

Looking for the next easy fight we decided too steam-roller the role players and other newish alliances that make up the providence bloc. We will name them the providence blob because it makes us feel better when we bring out all our Supercaps we stockpiled while sitting on the fence during the first great war.

Pummped up over our easy victory in Providence we went north as part of the biggest Invasion force ever assembled we expected an easy victory against the northen alliances who we consider more carebear than pvp.
Sadly we discovered the north is not like providence and the locals have as much firepower as we do.

-A- are a joke and are on par with D2 when comes to major war performance.

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Right on the money. Zero respect for a paper tiger that was built on the back of rage at terror, now is just a run by a failure of a corp nobody else wanted.

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Why don't you try taking HED - after all AAA are terrible and a paper tiger, it's bound to succeed and you won't look like a tard on the forums for claiming something you can't back up with actions - thats what I call win/win

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Originally by: Butter Dog

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Why don't you try taking HED - after all AAA are terrible and a paper tiger, it's bound to succeed and you won't look like a tard on the forums for claiming something you can't back up with actions - thats what I call win/win

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Originally by: SATAN

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I don't know why some of you are letting the Pathetic Legion and Failfleet trolls get to you.

AAA a paper tiger? Then just bring your paper shredder and go to town then?

Saying AAA lost something with the leadership change? What are you basing that on? What special feats did AAA accomplish in the past that made them super human? Killing IAC?

And what makes them a paper tiger? Because they could not defeat the single biggest NAP fest in EvE?

Lets face it the only thing thats going to kill NC is non stop 23/7 harassment all over their space and unless 20 more corps like us show up, it aint going to happen any time soon.

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Originally by: Lexia Stone

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I'm not a big fan of -A- but I respect the fact that they've been around for a while and still hold so much space. It's funny how everyone keeps saying they're "paper dragons".

Well if that's true then why don't you all form up a fleet and go take some of their space? Shouldn't be that hard, right? Let us all know how that works out for you.

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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all talk...

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Originally by: DeltaTeam

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Originally by: Lexia Stone

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I'm not a big fan of -A- but I respect the fact that they've been around for a while and still hold so much space. It's funny how everyone keeps saying they're "paper dragons".

Well if that's true then why don't you all form up a fleet and go take some of their space? Shouldn't be that hard, right? Let us all know how that works out for you.

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Maybe, and I know this concept might be bit harder to grasp, noone gives a **** about taking their space?

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Originally by: Funkcikle

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Rarely have so many words been typed by so many, that meant so little

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Originally by: iosoti

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Edited by: iosoti on 30/05/2010 16:41:52
A paper dragon ...

1. fights providence with 6 to 1 odds and brags about.

2. Gets mad when provi people attack their space instead of playing friendly. I commend provi for trying to break up the huge napfest aaa has made in the south, actually trying to make things interesting for a change.

3. Attacks nc. nc actually has equal numbers and fights back. Runs away within 1-2 weeks.

4. And is led by SATAN now because their leaders are too inept, wtf???

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Originally by: Da Beast

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Originally by: Captain Thunk

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I think its good you're prepared to stand up for your alliance publically and won't tollerate any criticism, I honestly respect that. However, you've been in every Delve war and always lost. A feat only made possible by switching sides.

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Nah brah, we did not come close to Delve 1 finale when Goons ran out of steam and allies. we did however take on MC/BoB/FIX/Various along with IAC in Querious while GS/RA/TCF cleaned up Fayth/Eso/PS

Get your story straight son.

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Originally by: Malcore Trisus

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Originally by: Da Beast

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Originally by: Captain Thunk

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I think its good you're prepared to stand up for your alliance publically and won't tollerate any criticism, I honestly respect that. However, you've been in every Delve war and always lost. A feat only made possible by switching sides.

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Nah brah, we did not come close to Delve 1 finale when Goons ran out of steam and allies. we did however take on MC/BoB/FIX/Various along with IAC in Querious while GS/RA/TCF cleaned up Fayth/Eso/PS

Get your story straight son.

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With the right combination of meat shields, backstabbing of allies, and never fully committing to any conflict, AAA has managed to secure their position of camping HED for the last 4 years. Congrats.

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Originally by: DeWieKat

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what exactly did PL accomplish? please, enlighten us, wise guy.

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Originally by: iosoti

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Edited by: iosoti on 30/05/2010 18:07:32

Originally by: DeWieKat

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what exactly did PL accomplish? please, enlighten us, wise guy.

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Everyone should appreciate PL... didn't pl recently kill AAA dreadnought and carrier fleet with just battleships in HED. That is just amazing to do without any caps.

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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hey -a- guys who is your favorite pet

1. uk
2. aaa c

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Originally by: Launch TehMudkipz

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-a- is taking to the forums much like tri did before they fail cascaded. I guess -a- is about ot die lawl

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Originally by: General Windypops

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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hey -a- guys who is your favorite pet

1. uk
2. aaa c

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Why do you have to be so horrible to me? I'm already pretty upset because I just found out that my new BMW 320D M Sport prestige sportscar doesn't have the same heated front seats that my current hothatch turbo diesel does. You're just making it worse.

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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Originally by: General Windypops

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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hey -a- guys who is your favorite pet

1. uk
2. aaa c

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Why do you have to be so horrible to me? I'm already pretty upset because I just found out that my new BMW 320D M Sport prestige sportscar doesn't have the same heated front seats that my current hothatch turbo diesel does. You're just making it worse.

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most people that buy underperforming over priced cars tend to be upset

just sayin~

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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Originally by: General Windypops

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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hey -a- guys who is your favorite pet

1. uk
2. aaa c

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Why do you have to be so horrible to me? I'm already pretty upset because I just found out that my new BMW 320D M Sport prestige sportscar doesn't have the same heated front seats that my current hothatch turbo diesel does. You're just making it worse.

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most people that buy underperforming over priced cars tend to be upset

just sayin~

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Originally by: Tiberizzle

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Edited by: Tiberizzle on 30/05/2010 21:13:11

Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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Originally by: General Windypops

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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hey -a- guys who is your favorite pet

1. uk
2. aaa c

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Why do you have to be so horrible to me? I'm already pretty upset because I just found out that my new BMW 320D M Sport prestige sportscar doesn't have the same heated front seats that my current hothatch turbo diesel does. You're just making it worse.

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most people that buy underperforming over priced cars tend to be upset

just sayin~

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I'm not sure OP understands what a "sports car" is for, but it doesn't involve gas mileage or heated seats

edit: or diesel

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Originally by: Czeris

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Bad car troll is bad. I'll bite though, since you've spread misinformation before. And that makes me "u mad".

You are admirably demonstrating the demographic that "performance" car companies seek out: ignorant status obsessed d0uchebags, with just enough car knowledge to think they know everything.

1) It's spelled "torque", d0uchebag.
2) Your 320d puts out 258 lb-ft of torque, not 400.
3) Low profile tires, are actually much worse for drag racing. Go take a look at drag slicks some time.
4) Driver skill, gearing, where in the torque band the engine makes the most power, all mean as much or more than raw torque.
5) It is slower than my Volkswagen. Which is gas. Off the lights. And has heated seats.

You're that little white guy listening to gangster rap from 1997 that pulls up to minivans and "smokes them off the light" then flips them the bird aren't you? We all just shake our heads, and wait for the inevitable day when you crash your ****box into a lightpost.

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Originally by: Czeris

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Bad car troll is bad. I'll bite though, since you've spread misinformation before. And that makes me "u mad".

You are admirably demonstrating the demographic that "performance" car companies seek out: ignorant status obsessed d0uchebags, with just enough car knowledge to think they know everything.

1) It's spelled "torque", d0uchebag.
2) Your 320d puts out 258 lb-ft of torque, not 400.
3) Low profile tires, are actually much worse for drag racing. Go take a look at drag slicks some time.
4) Driver skill, gearing, where in the torque band the engine makes the most power, all mean as much or more than raw torque.
5) It is slower than my Volkswagen. Which is gas. Off the lights. And has heated seats.

You're that little white guy listening to gangster rap from 1997 that pulls up to minivans and "smokes them off the light" then flips them the bird aren't you? We all just shake our heads, and wait for the inevitable day when you crash your ****box into a lightpost.

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Originally by: Dru McCarty

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Originally by: DeltaTeam

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Originally by: Lexia Stone

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I'm not a big fan of -A- but I respect the fact that they've been around for a while and still hold so much space. It's funny how everyone keeps saying they're "paper dragons".

Well if that's true then why don't you all form up a fleet and go take some of their space? Shouldn't be that hard, right? Let us all know how that works out for you.

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Maybe, and I know this concept might be bit harder to grasp, noone gives a **** about taking their space?

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Hello Panda Team. We would gladly take your space but you dont have any. Keep talking tough though - it is possible that someone is as mentally diseased and bitter as you are. Such people may even agree that you, Panda Team, could conquer -A-. Tell me Mr. DeltaTeam - how many times have we ruined your spaceship dreams in the past? How many times have you cried in your basement for revenge against us little one?

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Originally by: airdefense

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All i see is talk and no action. Bring XxFatA$$xX and lets party.

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Originally by: Czeris

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All this car talk make me think it might be time to fire up the summer car. 1965 Dodge Polara with a nice 383 (that's 6.3 litre) engine. It gets about 8 miles per gallon and has no emissions control at all:

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Originally by: Czeris

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All this car talk make me think it might be time to fire up the summer car. 1965 Dodge Polara with a nice 383 (that's 6.3 litre) engine. It gets about 8 miles per gallon and has no emissions control at all:

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Originally by: DeWieKat

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Originally by: brutorcitizen20100525206

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What alliance will HAVOC join next? they have been through so many... I mean between SSE, HAVOC, and the Collective you have one terrible terrible paper dragon alliance, that we all know is just waiting to keel over an die, -a- literally is sh it

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says who? you?

doors into our space are always open, brave little nobody.

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