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Noobjuice
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.08 23:36:00 -
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After being approached by several entities regarding PL's availability for mercenary work, I am pleased to announce we are for hire. All inquiries and contract offers are to be sent via in game eve mail to myself Noobjuice in the US timezone, or Captain Thunk in Euro timezone. Contacting any other pl member regarding work may or may not result in a scam or loss of isk. Chribba is welcome to be used as a third party, and we are available for any sort of work.
Contractors are awarded a minimum of 3 months grace period for being hired against them, as a courtesy. Repeat clients may be awarded permanent immunity at my discretion.
References are available upon request.
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Ceirah
Gallente Priory Of The Lemon Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.08 23:48:00 -
[2]
How much?  -------------------------------------------------- [2009.12.07 20:19:26] Tylr > atlas invade WI lol [20:22:32] Bobby Atlas > well i guess we will see you guys in a few weeks |

URSOKWL
Caldari D00M. RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.06.08 23:49:00 -
[3]
2nd.. WOOT I got targets LOL
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.09 00:11:00 -
[4]
C&P---- nub Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
BAM!! HEAD SHOT!!! |

Pax Sex
Caldari Helljumpers
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Posted - 2010.06.09 00:13:00 -
[5]
I have a courier mission for you. you gotta move a large supply of USED BACON LUBE from JITA to my personal worm hole ^^
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Jessica Carnius
Minmatar Royal Enterprise Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.06.09 01:19:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Jessica Carnius on 09/06/2010 01:20:48
Originally by: Snot Shot C&P---- nub
Aren't you in Privateers?
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Rikeka
Amarr H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.06.09 02:30:00 -
[7]
Pretty cool. --------------------------
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.09 02:55:00 -
[8]
......Nubjuice your getting owned in the C&P thread you posted also.. Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
BAM!! HEAD SHOT!!! |

Raivi
Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.09 03:02:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Snot Shot
......Nubjuice your getting owned in the C&P thread you posted also..
Ohnoes they want us to post our k/d ratio and explicitly list whether we can kill a pos. We're sure getting owned. ---------------------------------------------
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RifterDrifter
Minmatar They Found Oil On Your Anus
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Posted - 2010.06.09 06:41:00 -
[10]
How much for PL to invade Tribute? _______________________________________________
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Steve Celeste
Caldari Inglorious-Basterds
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Posted - 2010.06.09 09:26:00 -
[11]
Originally by: RifterDrifter How much for PL to invade Tribute?
Tribute is still in it's grace period.
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Amras Arnatuile
Gallente Trojan Trolls Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.06.09 14:51:00 -
[12]
How much to pod Snot shot over and over again until he has only base skillpoints left? Oh wait he actually has to log in and undock from Jita 4-4 station. Keep up the epixness PL.
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Manfred Sideous
Amarr H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.06.09 15:06:00 -
[13]
If you have enough isk maybe you can hire the : PL Team:
cue cheesy 80s music.
______________________________
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.09 15:24:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Manfred Sideous If you have enough isk maybe you can hire the : PL Team:
cue cheesy 80s music.
Do they do it the same way that KIA did where no-one actually bothered to pay them anything so the alliance leader invents 'pretend' contracts?
Twitter:@genrlwindypops
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Velios
Minmatar M. Corp Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.06.09 16:02:00 -
[15]
If I were going to pay any merc to get a job done then any fleet under Noobjuice would be top of my list. He's THE most talented PVP pilot I have met in Seven years of EVE.
That is all.
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MissBolyai
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.09 16:43:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Velios If I were going to pay any merc to get a job done then any fleet under Noobjuice would be top of my list. He's THE most talented PVP pilot I have met in Seven years of EVE.
That is all.
I've not known you to be a troll. Which is why you confuse me so bad with that post. The only person that can compare to Noobjuice is theadj.
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D3rg3
Minmatar Alpann Siad Anam Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.09 17:01:00 -
[17]
wrong forum asshats
following the rules is just so damn hard for you isnt it ?
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Killer Gandry
Caldari TerraNovae Amici Noctis
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Posted - 2010.06.09 17:06:00 -
[18]
Hee n00by, I have a serious issue.
There are some very dangerous veldspar roids in Amarr which tend to hamper Chribba's free flight fun. He has been battling them for ages now and they keep returning in numbers.
Howmuch would it cost to help Chribba remove this threat from space for let's say a month?
On a more serious note:
This is gonna be fun. Have fun in the Merc work Noobjuice. Nothing like being paid to pew pew.
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McKinlay
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.09 17:16:00 -
[19]
Originally by: D3rg3 wrong forum asshats
following the rules is just so damn hard for you isnt it ?
this is the forum for eve online internet spaceships so you're incorrect actually.
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Adamantium Beams
Gallente Section XIII Cursed Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.09 17:18:00 -
[20]
Thanks you for accepting my contract, you know where we are located. For the payment I will teach you how to be a good primary
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Fred0
Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.09 17:19:00 -
[21]
Originally by: General Windypops Do they do it the same way that KIA did where no-one actually bothered to pay them anything so the alliance leader invents 'pretend' contracts?
Was that actually proven for KIA or just for the MC? --- "Cutting Edge 4 Life" |

RetroVertigo
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.09 18:06:00 -
[22]
Originally by: URSOKWL 2nd.. WOOT I got targets LOL
WTB contract to shoot URSO, and just URSO.
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Farham
Gallente The Fimbriani Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2010.06.09 18:14:00 -
[23]
It would be totally sweet if you had Chribba ISK (mad isk that is) and paid PL to have all of PL guard your daily mining OP, super caps and all...for like a month.
Not hacking it in 0.0 since 2006
Farham is my name, and fail quoting is my game. |

Noobjuice
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.09 22:17:00 -
[24]
Edited by: Noobjuice on 09/06/2010 22:19:11 If you have been turned down for contract work over the last few weeks, resend the details/offer and it will be revisited
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riverini
Gallente Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.06.09 23:19:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Ceirah How much? 
there goes the saying... if u need to ask... u prolly can't afford it...   
german giggles          riverini 
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RifterDrifter
Minmatar They Found Oil On Your Anus
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Posted - 2010.06.10 01:12:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Noobjuice Edited by: Noobjuice on 09/06/2010 22:19:11 If you have been turned down for contract work over the last few weeks, resend the details/offer and it will be revisited
How much for PL to invade Tribute? _______________________________________________
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Blackhorizon
Caldari Habitual Euthanasia Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.10 01:55:00 -
[27]
How much for NESW to kill bad snigg posters, assuming it isn't free.
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Dogs Breath
Caldari Domination.
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Posted - 2010.06.10 02:25:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Fred0
Originally by: General Windypops Do they do it the same way that KIA did where no-one actually bothered to pay them anything so the alliance leader invents 'pretend' contracts?
Was that actually proven for KIA or just for the MC?
As a former director in a corp of KIA on a different char I can confirm that for you. ----------------------------- R&D Agent Guide |

Snuttan
Caldari Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.10 04:48:00 -
[29]
So what you are saying is that the NC member PL doesn't fight unless their allies pay?
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D4rkF4lcon
Amarr Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 04:50:00 -
[30]
Edited by: D4rkF4lcon on 10/06/2010 04:52:06
Originally by: Blackhorizon How much for NESW to kill bad snigg posters, assuming it isn't free.
If you pay me Ill kill anyone in snigg you like. Dont give money to NESW they are all ex-KOS hence terribad at PVP.
Originally by: Snuttan So what you are saying is that the NC member PL doesn't fight unless their allies pay?
Dont you wish your allies paid you to do stuff?
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brutorcitizen20100525206
Minmatar EARTH'S VICTIMS OF EVOLUTION 2
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Posted - 2010.06.10 06:28:00 -
[31]
i would be interested in contracting nesw to fight snigg, eve mail me and we can work out the details
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Lofe sXe
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 07:17:00 -
[32]
Originally by: D4rkF4lcon
Originally by: Snuttan So what you are saying is that the NC member PL doesn't fight unless their allies pay?
Dont you wish your allies paid you to do stuff?
talking about Atlas ... just saying
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Vuk Lau
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Posted - 2010.06.10 07:44:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Steve Celeste
Originally by: RifterDrifter How much for PL to invade Tribute?
Tribute is still in it's grace period.
10/10 
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AllStyle
Gallente Greater Order Of Destruction
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Posted - 2010.06.10 11:29:00 -
[34]
Originally by: D4rkF4lcon Edited by: D4rkF4lcon on 10/06/2010 04:52:06
Originally by: Blackhorizon How much for NESW to kill bad snigg posters, assuming it isn't free.
If you pay me Ill kill anyone in snigg you like. Dont give money to NESW they are all ex-KOS hence terribad at PVP.
Don't pay him. If I remember correctly, this is Superbus Maximus and he shoots friends anyway. If he gets bored he will shoot whatever is in range. |

Cone Filler
Caldari Highwaymen
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Posted - 2010.06.10 11:40:00 -
[35]
LOL thats sweet i thought the next post from you guys would a chest beating "we won DELVE" post
Instead you come on the forums telling us to hire you but you wont shoot 80% of eve for 3 months HAHA priceless almost as good as your "standings resets"
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Hinkledolph
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 13:38:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Cone Filler LOL thats sweet i thought the next post from you guys would a chest beating "we won DELVE" post
Instead you come on the forums telling us to hire you but you wont shoot 80% of eve for 3 months HAHA priceless almost as good as your "standings resets"
The math is strong with this bitter alt (and or irrelevant pet).
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Muad' Dib
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.10 14:09:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Noobjuice After being approached by several entities regarding PL's availability for mercenary work, I am pleased to announce we are for hire. All inquiries and contract offers are to be sent via in game eve mail to myself Noobjuice in the US timezone, or Captain Thunk in Euro timezone. Contacting any other pl member regarding work may or may not result in a scam or loss of isk. Chribba is welcome to be used as a third party, and we are available for any sort of work.
Contractors are awarded a minimum of 3 months grace period for being hired against them, as a courtesy. Repeat clients may be awarded permanent immunity at my discretion.
References are available upon request.
The natural evolution of OMNOR. :)
PS: You might as well have posted this on NC's forum, why pretend that you would take an SC contract ? --- I smack just for myself. Allow faction cap boosters to be traded via normal market ! |

Triest
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 14:37:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Muad' Dib
The natural evolution of OMNOR. :)
PS: You might as well have posted this on NC's forum, why pretend that you would take an SC contract ?
This is a GAME and we started this over three years ago perfectly willing to shoot at any and everyone. We have literally been to almost every corner of EVE shooting at people. Many of those people are now some of PLÆs most valued pilots.
Also, consider that many players think the entire concept of mercs is bogus anyway. And yet they believe they could do it better if they were in charge? These actual observations are balanced by a number of current and former enemies who seem perfectly fine with our chosen role and respect our achievements. They don't like us or what our current role is, but they understand us.
Bear in mind that a number of entities that ask these endless questions about us wouldnÆt hire us out of general principal regardless of our current allegiances. Pride and vanity would force them to "never resort to hiring PL."
The NC... We ended up on the NCÆs æsideÆ of the current war due to two obvious factors - we had a pre-existing business agreement, and the forces opposing the NC made no serious effort to sway our loyalty. ItÆs quite remarkable, really, when you consider that IT could have offered us the same ships/CSAAs we ended up killing anyway, plus a few other considerations as potential payment. Time and time again, those who wish for a PL vs. NC conflict fail to engage their brains and those that do, often lack the power within their organization to act on their ideas.
Will our æsideÆ ever change? Possibly. Do we realize how pivotal we might be in current events? Absolutely. Perhaps the NCÆs star will begin to truly wane and a strong and respected alliance like ATLAS, or maybe someone completely new, will approach us with an idea that has merit. Until that time, IÆll continue to move forward based upon what I know, not off of what other people think or say might be a possibility.
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.10 14:52:00 -
[39]
Feels like a gigantic troll all off this 
Btw, can anyone tll me how the hell Lars lagerbSck ended up as coach for Nigeria?
Sure, Lars choaching Sweden defeated Nigieria during 2002 world cup, but still 
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flakeys
Caldari DRAMA Inc
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Posted - 2010.06.10 15:23:00 -
[40]
Originally by: McKinlay
Originally by: D3rg3 wrong forum asshats
following the rules is just so damn hard for you isnt it ?
this is the forum for eve online internet spaceships so you're incorrect actually.
If you duplicate the same post on 2 different parts of the forums it's called crossposting.So he's correct actually.
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Somal Thundir
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 15:37:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Triest
Originally by: Muad' Dib
The natural evolution of OMNOR. :)
PS: You might as well have posted this on NC's forum, why pretend that you would take an SC contract ?
This is a GAME and we started this over three years ago perfectly willing to shoot at any and everyone. We have literally been to almost every corner of EVE shooting at people. Many of those people are now some of PLÆs most valued pilots.
Also, consider that many players think the entire concept of mercs is bogus anyway. And yet they believe they could do it better if they were in charge? These actual observations are balanced by a number of current and former enemies who seem perfectly fine with our chosen role and respect our achievements. They don't like us or what our current role is, but they understand us.
Bear in mind that a number of entities that ask these endless questions about us wouldnÆt hire us out of general principal regardless of our current allegiances. Pride and vanity would force them to "never resort to hiring PL."
The NC... We ended up on the NCÆs æsideÆ of the current war due to two obvious factors - we had a pre-existing business agreement, and the forces opposing the NC made no serious effort to sway our loyalty. ItÆs quite remarkable, really, when you consider that IT could have offered us the same ships/CSAAs we ended up killing anyway, plus a few other considerations as potential payment. Time and time again, those who wish for a PL vs. NC conflict fail to engage their brains and those that do, often lack the power within their organization to act on their ideas.
Will our æsideÆ ever change? Possibly. Do we realize how pivotal we might be in current events? Absolutely. Perhaps the NCÆs star will begin to truly wane and a strong and respected alliance like ATLAS, or maybe someone completely new, will approach us with an idea that has merit. Until that time, IÆll continue to move forward based upon what I know, not off of what other people think or say might be a possibility.
wtf dude 
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Bobbechk
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 15:45:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Hinkledolph
Originally by: Cone Filler LOL thats sweet i thought the next post from you guys would a chest beating "we won DELVE" post
Instead you come on the forums telling us to hire you but you wont shoot 80% of eve for 3 months HAHA priceless almost as good as your "standings resets"
The math is strong with this bitter alt (and or irrelevant pet).
I blame rap music for all the bitter alts ________
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McKinlay
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 16:24:00 -
[43]
Originally by: flakeys
Originally by: McKinlay
Originally by: D3rg3 wrong forum asshats
following the rules is just so damn hard for you isnt it ?
this is the forum for eve online internet spaceships so you're incorrect actually.
If you duplicate the same post on 2 different parts of the forums it's called crossposting.So he's correct actually.
I'm afraid not. What the author of this thread did was cross post in two different channels of the same forum, which indeed is frowned upon, however the original poster indicated he posted in the wrong forum, which is incorrect as there is but one forum.
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e eek'd
Minmatar Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2010.06.10 17:13:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Ace Frehley Feels like a gigantic troll all off this 
Btw, can anyone tll me how the hell Lars lagerbSck ended up as coach for Nigeria?
Sure, Lars choaching Sweden defeated Nigieria during 2002 world cup, but still 
SvFF has had a long time to think over the bloober that one of the most legendary comentator in sweden spitted during another world cup match "it looks dark on cameruns bench"(they got a third man injured=) And since camuron didnt like it the made him go to Nigeria in someway making friends again ....
Ps horrible english right there true story tho =D
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Tayler Derden
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 17:20:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Somal Thundir
wtf dude 
ths is very good post dude unlike all of yours Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Mr Rive
Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 17:26:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Ace Frehley Feels like a gigantic troll all off this 
Btw, can anyone tll me how the hell Lars lagerbSck ended up as coach for Nigeria?
Sure, Lars choaching Sweden defeated Nigieria during 2002 world cup, but still 
In all seriousness, if you offer us enough isk, we will shoot anybody. I have no problems working for atlas for the right price
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SWAT Kat
Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 17:27:00 -
[47]
Edited by: SWAT Kat on 10/06/2010 17:27:49
Originally by: e eek'd
Originally by: Ace Frehley Feels like a gigantic troll all off this 
Btw, can anyone tll me how the hell Lars lagerbSck ended up as coach for Nigeria?
Sure, Lars choaching Sweden defeated Nigieria during 2002 world cup, but still 
SvFF has had a long time to think over the bloober that one of the most legendary comentator in sweden spitted during another world cup match "it looks dark on cameruns bench"(they got a third man injured=) And since camuron didnt like it the made him go to Nigeria in someway making friends again ....
Ps horrible english right there true story tho =D
He was cheap in terms of hard currency and the NFA , the Nigerian Football Association will not pay same for a local coach as per past failures or a lack of respect for local coaches by the foreign based Nigerian players and is actually decent in terms of technical ability, whether he is able to instill discipline in the egotistic feel like elite but actually crap Nigerian footballers is another matter,I see best run ending in the round of 16 and a 4-0 thumping by Argentina in the first game come saturday.
**** Kat
That one image already maxes out your sig space. -Hango |

Somal Thundir
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 17:53:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Tayler Derden
Originally by: Somal Thundir
wtf dude 
ths is very good post dude unlike all of yours
no u
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Muad' Dib
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.10 19:20:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Triest
Originally by: Muad' Dib
The natural evolution of OMNOR. :)
PS: You might as well have posted this on NC's forum, why pretend that you would take an SC contract ?
This is a GAME and we started this over three years ago perfectly willing to shoot at any and everyone. We have literally been to almost every corner of EVE shooting at people. Many of those people are now some of PLÆs most valued pilots.
Also, consider that many players think the entire concept of mercs is bogus anyway. And yet they believe they could do it better if they were in charge? These actual observations are balanced by a number of current and former enemies who seem perfectly fine with our chosen role and respect our achievements. They don't like us or what our current role is, but they understand us.
Bear in mind that a number of entities that ask these endless questions about us wouldnÆt hire us out of general principal regardless of our current allegiances. Pride and vanity would force them to "never resort to hiring PL."
The NC... We ended up on the NCÆs æsideÆ of the current war due to two obvious factors - we had a pre-existing business agreement, and the forces opposing the NC made no serious effort to sway our loyalty. ItÆs quite remarkable, really, when you consider that IT could have offered us the same ships/CSAAs we ended up killing anyway, plus a few other considerations as potential payment. Time and time again, those who wish for a PL vs. NC conflict fail to engage their brains and those that do, often lack the power within their organization to act on their ideas.
Will our æsideÆ ever change? Possibly. Do we realize how pivotal we might be in current events? Absolutely. Perhaps the NCÆs star will begin to truly wane and a strong and respected alliance like ATLAS, or maybe someone completely new, will approach us with an idea that has merit. Until that time, IÆll continue to move forward based upon what I know, not off of what other people think or say might be a possibility.
Good post, though some might say that you let yourself get trolled or something like that. You forgot one part though, among the PL leadership there is a very strong personal hate against BoB/IT. There are ppl in your alliance who will stop playing EVE only after IT is ground to a pulp. Taking that into account and the very long history of collaboration between PL and NC, it's pretty obvious that this 'mercenary services' is taken as serious as MC's mercenary work after they were given space by BoB. What's next ... 'special contracts' ? --- I smack just for myself. Allow faction cap boosters to be traded via normal market ! |

Mr Rive
Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 19:51:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Muad' Dib
Originally by: Triest
Originally by: Muad' Dib
The natural evolution of OMNOR. :)
PS: You might as well have posted this on NC's forum, why pretend that you would take an SC contract ?
This is a GAME and we started this over three years ago perfectly willing to shoot at any and everyone. We have literally been to almost every corner of EVE shooting at people. Many of those people are now some of PLÆs most valued pilots.
Also, consider that many players think the entire concept of mercs is bogus anyway. And yet they believe they could do it better if they were in charge? These actual observations are balanced by a number of current and former enemies who seem perfectly fine with our chosen role and respect our achievements. They don't like us or what our current role is, but they understand us.
Bear in mind that a number of entities that ask these endless questions about us wouldnÆt hire us out of general principal regardless of our current allegiances. Pride and vanity would force them to "never resort to hiring PL."
The NC... We ended up on the NCÆs æsideÆ of the current war due to two obvious factors - we had a pre-existing business agreement, and the forces opposing the NC made no serious effort to sway our loyalty. ItÆs quite remarkable, really, when you consider that IT could have offered us the same ships/CSAAs we ended up killing anyway, plus a few other considerations as potential payment. Time and time again, those who wish for a PL vs. NC conflict fail to engage their brains and those that do, often lack the power within their organization to act on their ideas.
Will our æsideÆ ever change? Possibly. Do we realize how pivotal we might be in current events? Absolutely. Perhaps the NCÆs star will begin to truly wane and a strong and respected alliance like ATLAS, or maybe someone completely new, will approach us with an idea that has merit. Until that time, IÆll continue to move forward based upon what I know, not off of what other people think or say might be a possibility.
Good post, though some might say that you let yourself get trolled or something like that. You forgot one part though, among the PL leadership there is a very strong personal hate against BoB/IT. There are ppl in your alliance who will stop playing EVE only after IT is ground to a pulp. Taking that into account and the very long history of collaboration between PL and NC, it's pretty obvious that this 'mercenary services' is taken as serious as MC's mercenary work after they were given space by BoB. What's next ... 'special contracts' ?
BoB died last year.
You seem to be taking a great interest in our advertisement, i would ask if you have an interest in hiring us, but there is no way you could afford us
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Muad' Dib
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.10 20:01:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Muad'' Dib on 10/06/2010 20:02:18
Originally by: Mr Rive
BoB died last year.
You seem to be taking a great interest in our advertisement, i would ask if you have an interest in hiring us, but there is no way you could afford us
Oh, i'm a big fan, i've been reading the public part of your forums for the last 2yrs, especially the O**** recruitment section - too bad Ander got rid of it. As for hiring you, i probably can't afford the price, but you also can't afford ****ing off NC, or UK ... you are building your supercaps afterall in their alliance. :)
LE: BoB died in 07 but that's another story. --- I smack just for myself. Allow faction cap boosters to be traded via normal market ! |

Mr Rive
Gallente Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 20:02:00 -
[52]
Edited by: Mr Rive on 10/06/2010 20:02:09 Would you like to buy one? You see we have supercap production
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Muad' Dib
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.10 20:04:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Mr Rive Edited by: Mr Rive on 10/06/2010 20:02:09 Would you like to buy one? You see we have supercap production
Got no use for one, perhaps try -A- ? --- I smack just for myself. Allow faction cap boosters to be traded via normal market ! |

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.10 21:36:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Muad' Dib
You forgot one part though, among the PL leadership there is a very strong personal hate against BoB/IT. There are ppl in your alliance who will stop playing EVE only after IT is ground to a pulp.
Narciss doesn't log in anymore. --- Witness epic fleet battles in Dominion
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Orthosz
Amarr Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.06.10 23:54:00 -
[55]
Can you ping me in game about prices (not a troll)
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Muad' Dib
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.11 13:34:00 -
[56]
Edited by: Muad'' Dib on 11/06/2010 13:34:24
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: Muad' Dib
You forgot one part though, among the PL leadership there is a very strong personal hate against BoB/IT. There are ppl in your alliance who will stop playing EVE only after IT is ground to a pulp.
Narciss doesn't log in anymore.
Didn't mean him. So let me see this straight. You claim to be mercs and will take contracts against anyone but NC had you under contract + running gangs with them even though neutrals ... neutral with benefits; goons are brosefs - and by extension also dreddits, and you have an alt corp building you supers in UK - by extension AAA is also off-limits. So, who is it that will you take contracts against, IRC ... wait, those are offlimits too as BE is doing a better job of it now. :) --- I smack just for myself. Allow faction cap boosters to be traded via normal market ! |

Snot Shot
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.11 13:40:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Muad' Dib Edited by: Muad'' Dib on 11/06/2010 13:34:24
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: Muad' Dib
You forgot one part though, among the PL leadership there is a very strong personal hate against BoB/IT. There are ppl in your alliance who will stop playing EVE only after IT is ground to a pulp.
Narciss doesn't log in anymore.
Didn't mean him. So let me see this straight. You claim to be mercs and will take contracts against anyone but NC had you under contract + running gangs with them even though neutrals ... neutral with benefits; goons are brosefs - and by extension also dreddits, and you have an alt corp building you supers in UK - by extension AAA is also off-limits. So, who is it that will you take contracts against, IRC ... wait, those are offlimits too as BE is doing a better job of it now. :)
Don't forget many Playtex peeps have thier alts in Panda Team (Gank) as well... Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
BAM!! HEAD SHOT!!! |

NAFnist
Caldari NAF
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Posted - 2010.06.12 08:03:00 -
[58]
I would like to pay PL to make a hit.
I need retribution, as I was once the victim of a pirate, near the system EC- He and his crew killed me and also he outbidded me on an office exchange deal, with brutal manners. His name is Shamis Orzoz, and is very evil. I will pay 10m for the destruction of his pod.
Thanks!
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Criegor
Gallente Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.12 08:12:00 -
[59]
Shamis has to log in for that to happen.
(yeah right)
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Muad' Dib
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.12 12:51:00 -
[60]
Originally by: NAFnist I would like to pay PL to make a hit.
I need retribution, as I was once the victim of a pirate, near the system EC- He and his crew killed me and also he outbidded me on an office exchange deal, with brutal manners. His name is Shamis Orzoz, and is very evil. I will pay 10m for the destruction of his pod.
Thanks!
Talk with someone in Snigg to pay some isk and have Shamis's title changed. :) --- I smack just for myself. Allow faction cap boosters to be traded via normal market ! |

SinXiao
Gallente GREY COUNCIL Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.06.12 14:01:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Ace Frehley Feels like a gigantic troll all off this 
Btw, can anyone tll me how the hell Lars lagerbSck ended up as coach for Nigeria?
Sure, Lars choaching Sweden defeated Nigieria during 2002 world cup, but still 
Lars is such a failure, it's will be funny to see his face when messi puts a nail in the coffin.
The funniest thing with lagerbSck is that he did not get paied for the first 2-3 months. What did he think with all the nigerian spam emails going out all over the place. Salary in advance tbfh.
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NAFnist
Caldari NAF
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Posted - 2010.06.12 17:01:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Muad' Dib
Talk with someone in Snigg to pay some isk and have Shamis's title changed. :)
Id glady pay a promotional fee of 15m isk for an advertisement of my business offer. If it's located in his title, ofcause. Hell, I'd gladly pay 20m isk.
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Noobjuice
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.12 17:40:00 -
[63]
First contract offers are being considered, get your offers in by the end of the day or you'll have to wait for the next round. If you have an offer in, get payments made asap as per our discussion
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.12 23:32:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Noobjuice First contract offers are being considered, get your offers in by the end of the day or you'll have to wait for the next round. If you have an offer in, get payments made asap as per our discussion
So basically IT kicked you out of your entire region in record time, you're broke and you're about to lose PVPers if you don't have some action soon?
Good luck fighting Privateers at the 4-4 undock ELITE PANDEMIC LUNCHBOX I SALUTE YOU BOLD SOLDIERS 07
Sad to see you hitting the hard times, but I can understand why. Fingers crossed you get back to being in the mainstream soon brothers!
Twitter:@genrlwindypops
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Loike
Caldari The Wretched.
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Posted - 2010.06.12 23:46:00 -
[65]
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Noobjuice First contract offers are being considered, get your offers in by the end of the day or you'll have to wait for the next round. If you have an offer in, get payments made asap as per our discussion
So basically IT kicked you out of your entire region in record time, you're broke and you're about to lose PVPers if you don't have some action soon?
Good luck fighting Privateers at the 4-4 undock ELITE PANDEMIC LUNCHBOX I SALUTE YOU BOLD SOLDIERS 07
Sad to see you hitting the hard times, but I can understand why. Fingers crossed you get back to being in the mainstream soon brothers!
jesus christ you are so unbelievably bitter and ******ed
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Fitz VonHeise
Caldari Eye Bee Em Stellar Defense Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.12 23:59:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Noobjuice References are available upon request.
I've hired Noobjuice in the past and they came in with caps and crushed the opposition.
They can get the job done.
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Shadoo
Gallente North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.13 00:11:00 -
[67]
Originally by: General Windypops
So basically IT kicked you out of your entire region in record time, you're broke and you're about to lose PVPers if you don't have some action soon?
Good luck fighting Privateers at the 4-4 undock ELITE PANDEMIC LUNCHBOX I SALUTE YOU BOLD SOLDIERS 07
Sad to see you hitting the hard times, but I can understand why.
Since we can all appriciate you speak from a wealth of experience on this matter, could you help a brother out and draw us all a typical timeline of cascading failure spiraling down to the IAC petdom?
I want to know when to panic and evac all assets to low sec!!! <3 <3 <3
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Zostera
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.13 01:36:00 -
[68]
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Noobjuice you're about to lose PVPers if you don't have some action soon?
He's right Shadoo, we ain't been seeing much of this "action" stuff the last few months. Get your finger out or we all gonna leave and join, were gonna join erm......
Ah, maybe I didn't think this through enough.
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.13 02:41:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Noobjuice First contract offers are being considered, get your offers in by the end of the day or you'll have to wait for the next round. If you have an offer in, get payments made asap as per our discussion
A few questions about your contract details:
1) How much does Playtex pay goonies to come along as a meat shield?...
2) How much does Playtex pay NC to come along as a meat shield?....
That is all.....carry on.. Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
BAM!! HEAD SHOT!!! |

NAFnist
Caldari NAF
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Posted - 2010.06.13 06:11:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Snot Shot
Originally by: Noobjuice First contract offers are being considered, get your offers in by the end of the day or you'll have to wait for the next round. If you have an offer in, get payments made asap as per our discussion
A few questions about your contract details:
1) How much does Playtex pay goonies to come along as a meat shield?...
2) How much does Playtex pay NC to come along as a meat shield?....
That is all.....carry on..
It's prolly just the potential recruits. They have to lure them in, cause advertising 'Come be Pirate S****of Universe' just doesnt sell all that much ;p
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GruffGraff
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.06.14 18:13:00 -
[71]
Can I just hire you guys to stay on CAOD trolling the privateers?
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Ituralde
Amarr Stimulus Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2010.06.14 18:41:00 -
[72]
How much will you pay me just to have the official contract on the books to shoot BOS? _____________________________ Fear is the mind-killer.
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CCP Adida
C C P C C P Alliance

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Posted - 2010.06.14 18:53:00 -
[73]
Moved from CAOD Crime and Punishment is the home of mercenary contracts
Adida Community Rep CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Cybarite
Gallente YARRRDIES Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.14 22:12:00 -
[74]
Originally by: CCP Adida Moved from CAOD Crime and Punishment is the home of mercenary contracts
not every day I get to see a mod take the bait.
I love seeing ships explode and knowing that someone somewhere is screaming at their computer |

Flinx Evenstar
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.14 23:50:00 -
[75]
Originally by: General Windypops
So basically IT kicked you out of your entire region in record time, you're broke and you're about to lose PVPers if you don't have some action soon?
Good luck fighting Privateers at the 4-4 undock ELITE PANDEMIC LUNCHBOX I SALUTE YOU BOLD SOLDIERS 07
Sad to see you hitting the hard times, but I can understand why. Fingers crossed you get back to being in the mainstream soon brothers!
You need to go back to troll school, you just sound like a bitter IT alt --- Witness epic fleet battles in Dominion
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.06.15 05:39:00 -
[76]
Originally by: CCP Adida Moved from CAOD Crime and Punishment is the home of mercenary contracts
DAMN YOU CCP ADIDA!!!!!
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XenosisReaper
Rising Ashes Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.15 08:33:00 -
[77]
How much for you to kill Cursed for us? We suck when we forget to bring void bombs :/
Originally by: XenosisReaper
/me feels left out because he was ignored by the devtrain
Originally by: CCP Shadow
You are hereby "un-ignored". The name XenosisReaper will live on forever
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dexington
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Posted - 2010.06.15 10:32:00 -
[78]
PL Vs. Hydra on test
lulz... says alot about what you are buying if you hire PL.
Signature removed for not being EVE related. Zymurgist |

McKinlay
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.15 17:51:00 -
[79]
you sound angry about something. i wonder what that could be 
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widgetman
Vitriol Ventures
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Posted - 2010.06.17 09:42:00 -
[80]
What ever happened to S.A.S ?
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Raivi
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.22 04:08:00 -
[81]
Originally by: dexington PL Vs. Hydra on test
lulz... says alot about what you are buying if you hire PL.
We got so angry we hired ourselves to beat Hydra in the finals. Personally I am satisfied with the results of the contract. ---------------------------------------------
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.06.22 05:24:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Raivi
Originally by: dexington PL Vs. Hydra on test
lulz... says alot about what you are buying if you hire PL.
We got so angry we hired ourselves to beat Hydra in the finals. Personally I am satisfied with the results of the contract.

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Valea Silpha
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.06.22 13:47:00 -
[83]
GL to you guys. I'm sure you'll curb stomp people pretty good.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.24 19:40:00 -
[84]
Originally by: widgetman What ever happened to S.A.S ?
They took a break and are coming back as we speak. Just what we need, more super caps.
Still open to offers, convo myself or Captain Thunk anytime with questions or offers.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.02 14:18:00 -
[85]
Will soon be available again for new contracts, let's get some new offers in.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.08 19:10:00 -
[86]
As you can see, we are well worth the isk. Send contract offers to me.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.14 01:08:00 -
[87]
a 3000 man alliance with Atlas, AAA and other support crumble in under 2 weeks. Contract is almost complete.
Convo me or Captain thunk with contract offers, we will soon be available again.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.20 16:32:00 -
[88]
Another successful contract is about to be complete. As of downtime tonight, Insmother will be completely in russian hands. Contact Fintroll, Noobjuice or Captain Thunk with contract offers.
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.08.20 17:14:00 -
[89]
I would like to hire PL to sit in station in Decon and speak at length in local about how awesome I am. Specifically I would like you to use platitudes such as: awesome, glorious, god-like, and munificent.
Let me know what that would cost me.
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Lobster Claw
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Posted - 2010.08.20 17:45:00 -
[90]
Which entities are currently/permanently immune or in grace period from being the target of PL contracts? |

Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.20 22:33:00 -
[91]
We have now accepted a new contract, may the lord have mercy on your souls Atlas. Good luck everyone.
Convo Fintroll, Noobjuice or Captain Thunk to book future contracts.
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Dast0mmy79
Di-Tron Heavy 1ndustries
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Posted - 2010.08.21 22:20:00 -
[92]
I like this.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.23 20:40:00 -
[93]
I may have overestimated our current contract length. Please get offers in as soon as possible, we may be available sooner than I anticipated.
Offers are to be sent to Fintroll, Shadoo, Noobjuice or Captain Thunk
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.25 16:22:00 -
[94]
Bump, we will be available soon, get your offers in.
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FOEHAMMER006
Macabre Votum
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Posted - 2010.08.25 17:59:00 -
[95]
Originally by: RifterDrifter
Originally by: Noobjuice Edited by: Noobjuice on 09/06/2010 22:19:11 If you have been turned down for contract work over the last few weeks, resend the details/offer and it will be revisited
How much for PL to invade Tribute?
Why don't you do it yourself?  --------------------------------
g0t w33d? |

Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.09.01 13:20:00 -
[96]
This is just a friendly reminder, that unless you are talking to Noobjuice, Shamis, Shadoo Or Fintroll regarding contracts, you may be getting scammed.
We do not own any stations, so this is your first clue when contacting random pl members about renting space, OR BUYING STATIONS, that you are indeed being scammed. Those that have recently bought stations that have never been in pl control, do your research, you are dumb.
We have accepted a new short term contract, but will be available again soon, get your offers in to book us next.
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Intigo
Amarr Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.09.01 14:48:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Noobjuice This is just a friendly reminder, that unless you are talking to Noobjuice, Shamis, Shadoo Or Fintroll regarding contracts, you may be getting scammed.
We do not own any stations, so this is your first clue when contacting random pl members about renting space, OR BUYING STATIONS, that you are indeed being scammed. Those that have recently bought stations that have never been in pl control, do your research, you are dumb.
We have accepted a new short term contract, but will be available again soon, get your offers in to book us next.
This is what you get for recruiting GK.  ___________________
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Saul Reaver
Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.09.01 15:27:00 -
[98]
Originally by: RifterDrifter How much for PL to invade Tribute?
Bump.  ----------------------------------------
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garus banta
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Posted - 2010.09.02 00:16:00 -
[99]
Yes finally !
GO KILL YOURSELF PLEASE!!!
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.09.02 01:32:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Intigo
Originally by: Noobjuice This is just a friendly reminder, that unless you are talking to Noobjuice, Shamis, Shadoo Or Fintroll regarding contracts, you may be getting scammed.
We do not own any stations, so this is your first clue when contacting random pl members about renting space, OR BUYING STATIONS, that you are indeed being scammed. Those that have recently bought stations that have never been in pl control, do your research, you are dumb.
We have accepted a new short term contract, but will be available again soon, get your offers in to book us next.
This is what you get for recruiting GK. 
Wait wot??
*checks dotlan*
Oh now that's just fail right there..
Replying to threads without reading them since 2008 |

Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.09.04 13:28:00 -
[101]
Previous providence inquiries may be resubmitted for review asap, Thanks
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Sang Jin
Gallente Reverse Psychology.
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Posted - 2010.09.11 23:19:00 -
[102]
PL Merc are so awesome that my story could not be contained in this thread. See here.
Would recommend, A+++ seller.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.09.29 20:45:00 -
[103]
AAA contract is almost complete. Please send new offers in asap. That's 2 large alliances cascading in 2 months. If you have a target you want decimated and you are filthy rich, send your offers in now. We'll kill anyone for the right price.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.10.03 14:35:00 -
[104]
Get off your wallets and have an alliance killed, bump
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.10.12 16:27:00 -
[105]
Friendly reminder that if you aren't hiring us, we could be hired against you. We're worth the isk, get your offers in now before we're your new neighbors and not blue.
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Pyroksilin
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Posted - 2010.10.17 15:10:00 -
[106]
Вы геи даже не смейте говорить тут что вы меня купили. вы никто для меня.
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Lee Dalton
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.10.17 19:45:00 -
[107]
Пандемия Легион номер один русский наемник альянса. *** I AM A RUS HON SUPERSTAR |

Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.10.18 18:53:00 -
[108]
Another successful scam, i mean contract complete. After a short holiday we'll be available to **** whomever you like, get your offers in soon.
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Cousin Tom
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Posted - 2010.10.18 20:10:00 -
[109]
If the new contract isn't against IT or NC i'll be dissapointed.
Nullsec needs more chaos, you are the only alliance that can deliver it.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.11.05 19:31:00 -
[110]
Save NC Motherships, hire us today!
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Galan XIII
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.11.11 17:25:00 -
[111]
I'd like to hire someone willing to take a contract against these ***s. These guys are nothing but scamming pirates, and the real mercs of eve should be willing to prove it. Contact me tonight with pricing and what you want to do for your isk.
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Calfis
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Posted - 2010.11.11 18:54:00 -
[112]
Originally by: Galan XIII I'd like to hire someone willing to take a contract against these ***s. These guys are nothing but scamming pirates, and the real mercs of eve should be willing to prove it. Contact me tonight with pricing and what you want to do for your isk.
Posting with NPC corp alt to ensure that PL doesn't come burn your home system in a fire? Also I think noobjuice pointing out that if you are not contacting him or two other guys then you are probably being scammed.
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Chameleon Eyes
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Posted - 2010.11.12 21:31:00 -
[113]
Bump for the Love of PL
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Sirena Revenge
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Posted - 2010.11.12 21:32:00 -
[114]
Hello, I would like a nice wardec against a highsec corp that has about 30 active players that believe they are PVP-ers. In game they may appear as having 100 toons but there are many alts/indys. Expected duration 2 weeks or less. Main goal: make them disband their corp or loose their corp members. Secondary goal: kill as many ships as possible as they have ISK issues in replacing them. Deny missioning, deny undocking. If you are interested send me an ingame mail pls with your offer. Ty.
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Kyn D'Trell
Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.11.12 23:23:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Noobjuice All inquiries and contract offers are to be sent via in game eve mail to myself Noobjuice in the US timezone, or Captain Thunk in Euro timezone. Contacting any other pl member regarding work may or may not result in a scam or loss of isk. Chribba is welcome to be used as a third party, and we are available for any sort of work.
Contractors are awarded a minimum of 3 months grace period for being hired against them, as a courtesy. Repeat clients may be awarded permanent immunity at my discretion.
References are available upon request.
Bump from 1st page..
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.11.26 20:33:00 -
[116]
Hire us, we are available for contracts.
To the Northern coalition; It would be cheaper to hire us than bleed multiple techs moons and a supercap daily, think about it.
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Tish Magev
NailorTech Industries RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.11.26 20:37:00 -
[117]
lol A+ for effort.
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Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust
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Posted - 2010.11.26 21:40:00 -
[118]
Does PL allow for restrictions on their contracts? Such as:
- All fleets must be lead in the buff
- Only shield-tank ships
- Each fleet must include 1 battlebadger
This is relevant to my interests, you see 
Quote: Lord Makk > Our pilots are masochist buttjockey
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SpotlessBlade
Evident Doom Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.11.29 09:55:00 -
[119]
To be fair, I would like to point out that Lyko only plays eve in the nude, everything he flies is hull-tanked, and "Battle-Badger" isn't a ship... its his furry eve co-pilot.
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Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust
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Posted - 2010.11.29 16:04:00 -
[120]
Edited by: Lykouleon on 29/11/2010 16:04:33
Originally by: SpotlessBlade Lyko only plays eve in the nude
You stopped returning my booty phone calls 
Quote: ImRedYoureDead > carebearing is when you make the other person's ship explode, right? ImRedYoureDead > I think they're officers or something ImRedYoureDead > they got names, they got to die
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SpotlessBlade
Evident Doom Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.11.30 14:03:00 -
[121]
Ok thats it... now i have to tell them the truth. Your "Battle-Badger" is actually your "Freshly Shaven Sexy Time Gerbil" and accompanying tube.
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Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust
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Posted - 2010.11.30 14:56:00 -
[122]
This thread is now about my "Battle-Badger" and my "Avatar"   
Sorry Noobjoose
Quote: ImRedYoureDead > carebearing is when you make the other person's ship explode, right? ImRedYoureDead > I think they're officers or something ImRedYoureDead > they got names, they got to die
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Sneetches
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.01 20:46:00 -
[123]
Quit ****ting up the thread, ty "Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready!" |

SpotlessBlade
Evident Doom Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.12.02 02:07:00 -
[124]
Edited by: SpotlessBlade on 02/12/2010 02:07:15 It seems someone dislikes all this talk of Gerbils and tubes. A few key points: 1) The thread was F***ed long before we brought filching into it. 2) The above mentioned filcher (Lyko) responded to my post by emailing me aerosmith lyrics. Surely that is worthy of media attention. 3) as a lifelong member of the Society for the Awareness of Cruelty to Gerbils, I look for any and opportunities to broach the subject of proper care for all gerbils kept for "entertainment rodentism". So i beg you to reconsider your denial of our right to express our love, not for each other, but for the noble, proud, Gerbil.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.12.02 03:09:00 -
[125]
Originally by: Sneetches Quit ****ting up the thread, ty
TBH it didn't start out all that well so it didn't have far to go to get ****ted up... Word on the vine is that you guys were last months FOTM..
Support giving carebears new toys |

Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust
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Posted - 2010.12.02 08:34:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Sneetches Quit ****ting up the thread, ty
I could quote an exceedingly long list of internet memes at this point. Instead, I shall merely hint at all of them and allow you (the reader), to insert your personal favorite here.
_________ <-- right here.
Also Spotty, stop sharing my love-mails on the interwebs. I'd still miss you baby and I don't want to miss a thing.
Quote: ImRedYoureDead > carebearing is when you make the other person's ship explode, right? ImRedYoureDead > I think they're officers or something ImRedYoureDead > they got names, they got to die
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dumb alt
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Posted - 2010.12.02 15:58:00 -
[127]
I can not support this service and/or product as it might interfere with PL's world of tanks playtime.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.05 16:44:00 -
[128]
Please hire us before we take all of the north, we can't handle another fountain type fiasco.
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RedSplat
54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry
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Posted - 2010.12.05 19:06:00 -
[129]
Imperian Smash
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
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EyeBallski
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Posted - 2010.12.06 12:27:00 -
[130]
Edited by: EyeBallski on 06/12/2010 12:27:49
2 month's worth of begging ? come on man :(
maybe time too find a new job
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Azelor Delaria
Caldari Unfortunate Soldiers
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Posted - 2010.12.06 12:37:00 -
[131]
Originally by: Lykouleon
Originally by: Sneetches I'd still miss you baby and I don't want to miss a thing.
I don't wanna' cloooooose my eyyyyyyyes...
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SpotlessBlade
Night Wolves Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.12.07 05:28:00 -
[132]
I don't wanna fall asleeeeep...
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.08 20:13:00 -
[133]
With our current contract almost complete, there's no better mercenary alliance in eve to overwhelm or demoralize your enemies. We'll take you high end moons, kill super caps, whatever you need. Book us now before we're hired against you.
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.12.08 22:51:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Noobjuice With our current contract almost complete, there's no better mercenary alliance in eve to overwhelm or demoralize your enemies. We'll take you high end moons, kill super caps, whatever you need. Book us now before we're hired against you.
There is actually a better Merc alliance than yourselves... they are called Noir.
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Lyta Ford
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Posted - 2010.12.08 23:03:00 -
[135]
Originally by: Headerman
Originally by: Noobjuice With our current contract almost complete, there's no better mercenary alliance in eve to overwhelm or demoralize your enemies. We'll take you high end moons, kill super caps, whatever you need. Book us now before we're hired against you.
There is actually a better Merc alliance than yourselves... they are called Noir.
Really? They're still around? Have they done anything of note recently? Killed any supercaps? Perhaps liberated some tech moons and forced a coalition of 40k lemmings to cancel their vacation? Didn't think so.
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Flinx Evenstar
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.08 23:05:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Lyta Ford
Really? They're still around? Have they done anything of note recently? Killed any supercaps? Perhaps liberated some tech moons and forced a coalition of 40k lemmings to cancel their vacation? Didn't think so.
We can never compete with NOIR, they have the honour market sown up. ---
I does like have spaceship vids n stuff
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.12 17:17:00 -
[137]
Now taking donations for the save the NC fund. Hurry before they are gone.
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lateralvelocity
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Posted - 2010.12.13 11:14:00 -
[138]
Whats that sucking sound 
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.16 18:10:00 -
[139]
We're not cheap, but if you want results we are the best choice.
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SpotlessBlade
Night Wolves Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.12.17 06:47:00 -
[140]
'Cause I'd Miss you Baby,
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.17 22:45:00 -
[141]
Save NC titans, Hire PL today
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ImmaSplodeYou
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Posted - 2010.12.18 00:57:00 -
[142]
Originally by: SpotlessBlade 'Cause I'd Miss you Baby,
and i don't wanna miss a thing free bump free karttoon free kri matar
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Ping Fa
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Posted - 2010.12.18 02:25:00 -
[143]
Originally by: Noobjuice With our current contract almost complete, there's no better mercenary alliance in eve to overwhelm or demoralize your enemies. We'll take you high end moons, kill super caps, whatever you need. Book us now before we're hired against you.
Translation: Now that it's obvious we can't hold the moons we took we are desperately seeking an excuse to exit. Please make your request of our services as public as possible, so we don't lose face...
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Max Cetera
Capital Researchs Inc.
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Posted - 2010.12.18 04:39:00 -
[144]
Aww this is sad, PL will stop blobbing offline NC pilots ? 
How does 1000 ISK per day sounds to hire you and keep bringing more lulz in the North ?
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.18 20:11:00 -
[145]
If you're a proud NC member, now would be the time to have a meeting with your alliance leaders. Silently get a donation drive done and hire us to leave and shoot someone you dislike, before it's too late. Cracks in the BFF treaty are more than apparent and things could reach cascade levels faster than the average grunts realizes. Send offers asap, save the NC today.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.21 16:09:00 -
[146]
We're almost out of tech moons available to take in this region, somebody give us a new region to plunder.
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Xolornem Srrpep
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Posted - 2010.12.21 16:42:00 -
[147]
I can confirm that hiring PL cured me of my athlete's foot and cancer
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.23 19:38:00 -
[148]
More NC Supercaps and Csaa's being destroyed. Save the NC today, hire us to decimate your enemies supercaps and obliterate them via forums.
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Chack'Nul
Gallente GK inc. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.24 01:43:00 -
[149]
And most of us didn't think we'd hold them through Novemember ._.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.01.10 19:09:00 -
[150]
Big or small job, don't be afraid to use us.
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OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.01.10 19:16:00 -
[151]
Originally by: Noobjuice Big or small job, don't be afraid to use us.
How much to gank, pod, smack and deliver a frozen corpse from a draketard 0.0 fleet? ~
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fmercury
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.01.10 19:43:00 -
[152]
im gay
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.01.13 20:08:00 -
[153]
Talks are heating up again, get your offers in now before we're hired against you. Don't say i didn't give you fair warning.
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ImmaSplodeYou
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.13 22:19:00 -
[154]
How much to attack Delve?
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.01.31 20:24:00 -
[155]
book us for your next assault.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.02.03 19:57:00 -
[156]
Win Or Lose, we will always try and we are money well spent. No alliance that have faught us can deny it.
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Boonaki
Caldari Focused Annihilation Detrimental Imperative
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Posted - 2011.02.04 11:34:00 -
[157]
Edited by: Boonaki on 04/02/2011 11:38:33 How much to kill mintchip?
I would do baaaad things to that corpse.
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Aznwithbeard
Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.02.04 21:27:00 -
[158]
Originally by: Boonaki Edited by: Boonaki on 04/02/2011 11:38:33 How much to kill mintchip?
I would do baaaad things to that corpse.
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Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.02.06 15:46:00 -
[159]
We will be available soon, get your offers in
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Boonaki
Caldari Focused Annihilation Detrimental Imperative
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Posted - 2011.02.06 17:35:00 -
[160]
Originally by: Noobjuice We will be available soon, get your offers in
On mintchips corpse? I bid 200 mil.
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AterraX
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.06 22:09:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Boonaki
Originally by: Noobjuice We will be available soon, get your offers in
On mintchips corpse? I bid 200 mil.
I think that is too little...as PL is tossing billions at her...thus creating this "dilemma":
The more ISK given to mintchip = PL looks more and more wuzzy...and "needy"...in a desperate way. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Fact of EVE forums: They will always come an anounomys alt-toon and question someones character... |

Noobjuice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.02.07 03:38:00 -
[162]
All future contract offers should be sent to Shamis, Shadoo, Elendar or Elise Randolph
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Tribalist
Saints Amongst Sinners
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Posted - 2011.02.12 16:41:00 -
[163]
Looking to Hire PL in Delve querious region.
Please contact in Game. - mails sent in game.
Thanks,
Tribe |

Elektrea
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.02.13 03:20:00 -
[164]
Sorry about that hel, no hard feelings right  ----------
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Kyn D'Trell
Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.02.13 08:30:00 -
[165]
Originally by: Noobjuice All future contract offers should be sent to Shamis, Shadoo, Elendar or Elise Randolph
Originally by: Tribalist Looking to Hire PL in Delve querious region.
Please contact in Game. - mails sent in game.
Thanks,
Tribe
Now that you have seen our handy work, maybe u will want to contact oneof these peoples so we can shoot your targets. 
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