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Yatama Kautsuo
State War Academy Caldari State
27
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Posted - 2012.07.18 16:58:00 -
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Today I noticed for the first time the little icon in the launcher saying: "Player Organisations - Helpful Corps ingame"
Man, had I a laugh when i saw goonswarm in this list as well... That's pretty bad for new players isn't it CCP? I mean i always find the ZOMG GOONSWARM STOLE MY SECURITY DEPOSIT threads funny and everyone who doesn't 0 research does deserve it, but a newer player may trust (I know, right?) an official "Helpful Corps" list... especially coming from CCP...
So CCP please for the love of noob delete them from the list.
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Marconus Orion
Massive PVPness
222
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:01:00 -
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Screen shot for those of us not at home to log in and this? |

Yatama Kautsuo
State War Academy Caldari State
27
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:03:00 -
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Here is the link to the wiki page. Too lazy to upload a picture of the launcher:
http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Educational_organizations |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
1638
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:03:00 -
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I guess when CCP says helpful, they mean learn what it is to be scammed for everything you have early so you will be more wary in the future.
Mr Epeen  There is no excuse beyond fatalistic self-indulgence and sheer laziness for doing nothing --á Iain Banks |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1300
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:05:00 -
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We do have the greatest EVE-related wiki that has been ever created, which holds a metric ****-ton of information - a lot of which is publicly accessible.
We are a very helpful organisation. |

Benjamin Eastwood
Oshaima Exports
68
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:05:00 -
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Helpful in teaching you who not to deal with. "Endless ISK, the sinews of war" |

Yatama Kautsuo
State War Academy Caldari State
27
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:08:00 -
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Blawrf McTaggart wrote:We do have the greatest EVE-related wiki that has been ever created, which holds a metric ****-ton of information - a lot of which is publicly accessible.
We are a very helpful organisation.
maybe helpful OG, but not IG! :P |

Bolow Santosi
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
15
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:08:00 -
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From the Article that the OP didn't bother to actually read wrote:As mentioned before, however, recruitment is only open no questions asked to new pilots who are SomethingAwful members: existing pilots need to find a sponsor who will vouch for them.
Man it's almost as if the article is completely accurate in every way and you're jumping to conclusions. Shocking I know. |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1300
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:09:00 -
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Yatama Kautsuo wrote:Blawrf McTaggart wrote:We do have the greatest EVE-related wiki that has been ever created, which holds a metric ****-ton of information - a lot of which is publicly accessible.
We are a very helpful organisation. maybe helpful OG, but not IG! :P
I would say we are very successful teachers of game mechanics, both under the metagame and otherwise.
Our method of teaching is what people take exception to. |

Yatama Kautsuo
State War Academy Caldari State
27
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:12:00 -
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Bolow Santosi wrote:From the Article that the OP didn't bother to actually read wrote:As mentioned before, however, recruitment is only open no questions asked to new pilots who are SomethingAwful members: existing pilots need to find a sponsor who will vouch for them.
Man it's almost as if the article is completely accurate in every way and you're jumping to conclusions. Shocking I know.
man, you're right. I really skipped that part. Must have been because of the tears in my eyes from laughing :)
Still think you guys should not be in the list though  |

Marconus Orion
Massive PVPness
224
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:12:00 -
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Bolow Santosi wrote:From the Article that the OP didn't bother to actually read wrote:As mentioned before, however, recruitment is only open no questions asked to new pilots who are SomethingAwful members: existing pilots need to find a sponsor who will vouch for them.
Man it's almost as if the article is completely accurate in every way and you're jumping to conclusions. Shocking I know. And the voucher is where the scam is... |

Lilliana Stelles
Mindstar Technology Executive Outcomes
113
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:13:00 -
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Blawrf McTaggart wrote:We do have the greatest EVE-related wiki that has been ever created, which holds a metric ****-ton of information - a lot of which is publicly accessible.
We are a very helpful organisation.
Gotta agree with this. The goonwiki (even the public pages) can be extremely helpful to new players, with tutorials on chat clients, character creation, and eve accounts in general. |

Bolow Santosi
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
15
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:22:00 -
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Marconus Orion wrote:Bolow Santosi wrote:From the Article that the OP didn't bother to actually read wrote:As mentioned before, however, recruitment is only open no questions asked to new pilots who are SomethingAwful members: existing pilots need to find a sponsor who will vouch for them.
Man it's almost as if the article is completely accurate in every way and you're jumping to conclusions. Shocking I know. And the voucher is where the scam is...
SPONSORSHIPS If you have a user that has been a member for at least two week within GoonWaffe, they can vouch for you in place of a Something Awful verification. If you screw up, we will kick out your sponsor as well as you. You will need to know your sponsor's Goonfleet.com forum name. Enter this name in the sponsorship box. They will need to verify that sponsorship within their own GSOAR. This will then complete the verification process.
Right from our wiki page about joining so no. |

Patrakele
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
34
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:22:00 -
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Proof of favoritism. |

Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
753
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:28:00 -
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The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days. You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world. |

Marconus Orion
Massive PVPness
225
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:28:00 -
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Regardless, I'm off to make a fresh batch of popcorn. Anyone want butter? |

Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
753
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:29:00 -
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Bolow Santosi wrote: Right from our wiki page about joining so no.
Our Joining Goonwaffe page even tells you in big red letters that paying ISK to join Goonswarm is a scam. I really don't know why the filth continues to bleat about this.
Edit: Heck even doing a Google search for "Joining Goonswarm" even pops up that warning as the first result. You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
58
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:30:00 -
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One day the pubscum will have the epiphany of a lifetime. They will realize that they are the bad guys. They are cave men and we are Prometheus trying to give them fire, and they will stop shrieking away and throwing ***** and take the torch of knowledge, of enlightenment, that we are trying to pass to them, and Eve will enter a golden age. |

Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
753
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:32:00 -
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Proletariat Tingtango wrote:One day the pubscum will have the epiphany of a lifetime. They will realize that they are the bad guys. They are cave men and we are Prometheus trying to give them fire, and they will stop shrieking away and throwing ***** and take the torch of knowledge, of enlightenment, that we are trying to pass to them, and Eve will enter a golden age.
They're way too busy whining at CCP to nerf the guys that bothered learning how to play internet spaceships better than them. You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world. |

Boudicca Arbosa
Aegis Requiem. Byzantine Empire
9
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:32:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days.
The filthy Goonswarm masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they think anyone here really cares enough to think they're relevant still. |

Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
753
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:34:00 -
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Boudicca Arbosa wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days. The filthy Goonswarm masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they think anyone here really cares enough to think they're relevant still.
Then why does this thread even exist someone apparently cared enough to make it. You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world. |

Boudicca Arbosa
Aegis Requiem. Byzantine Empire
9
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:36:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:Boudicca Arbosa wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days. The filthy Goonswarm masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they think anyone here really cares enough to think they're relevant still. Then why does this thread even exist someone apparently cared enough to make it.
Because you turds are too easy to goad. |

Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
753
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:36:00 -
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Boudicca Arbosa wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:Boudicca Arbosa wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days. The filthy Goonswarm masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they think anyone here really cares enough to think they're relevant still. Then why does this thread even exist someone apparently cared enough to make it. Because you turds are too easy to goad.
This is devolving into a play ground argument. You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world. |

Boudicca Arbosa
Aegis Requiem. Byzantine Empire
9
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:39:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:Boudicca Arbosa wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:Boudicca Arbosa wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days. The filthy Goonswarm masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they think anyone here really cares enough to think they're relevant still. Then why does this thread even exist someone apparently cared enough to make it. Because you turds are too easy to goad. This is devolving into a play ground argument.
My point can play on the swings then. |

Zoe Athame
Aliastra Gallente Federation
124
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:41:00 -
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SA members podjump into nullsec on their first day.
GSF is extremely helpful toward these new pilots who have never even played EVE. Give the goons a few weeks and their newbies are already more knowledgeable than any "helpful" carebear corp pilots. |

Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
753
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:43:00 -
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Zoe Athame wrote:SA members podjump into nullsec on their first day.
GSF is extremely helpful toward these new pilots who have never even played EVE. Give the goons a few weeks and their newbies are already more knowledgeable than any "helpful" carebear corp pilots.
Nooo! Stop! You're getting reason all over a whining thread! You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world. |

Zoe Athame
Aliastra Gallente Federation
124
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:46:00 -
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Tarsus Zateki wrote:Zoe Athame wrote:SA members podjump into nullsec on their first day.
GSF is extremely helpful toward these new pilots who have never even played EVE. Give the goons a few weeks and their newbies are already more knowledgeable than any "helpful" carebear corp pilots. Nooo! Stop! You're getting reason all over a whining thread!
Sorry. I'm bad at being stupid. |

Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
755
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:48:00 -
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Zoe Athame wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:Zoe Athame wrote:SA members podjump into nullsec on their first day.
GSF is extremely helpful toward these new pilots who have never even played EVE. Give the goons a few weeks and their newbies are already more knowledgeable than any "helpful" carebear corp pilots. Nooo! Stop! You're getting reason all over a whining thread! Sorry. I'm bad at being stupid.
We can help you with that. Contact one of our recruiters and we'll get to work on you. You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world. |

Yolanta Geezenstack
GWA Corp Unified Church of the Unobligated
31
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:49:00 -
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Proletariat Tingtango wrote:One day the pubscum will have the epiphany of a lifetime. They will realize that they are the bad guys. They are cave men and we are Prometheus trying to give them fire, and they will stop shrieking away and throwing ***** and take the torch of knowledge, of enlightenment, that we are trying to pass to them, and Eve will enter a golden age.
That will be the first day of an endless series of days where a part of your liver gets daily eaten.  |

highonpop
Void.Tech Fatal Ascension
140
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Posted - 2012.07.18 17:50:00 -
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Yatama Kautsuo wrote:Blawrf McTaggart wrote:We do have the greatest EVE-related wiki that has been ever created, which holds a metric ****-ton of information - a lot of which is publicly accessible.
We are a very helpful organisation. maybe helpful OG, but not IG! :P
Goonswarm, and the CFC alike, are very new-player friendly as far as recruits go. There is always a place for everyone.
OP only knows of GSF operations through what they read on the forums or in EN24. SEE YOU IN 319 STATION!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!!! |
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