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Leisen	Posted - 2010.07.17 12:35:00 - [61] Wow...If OP is trolling, first troll to succeed on me. I am truly staggered by the stupidity of anyone who took CCP's comment seriously. I don't know what else to even say...
Corvac Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2010.07.17 12:56:00 - [62] Edited by: Corvac on 17/07/2010 12:56:35 Originally by: Leisen Wow...If OP is trolling, first troll to succeed on me. I am truly staggered by the stupidity of anyone who took CCP's comment seriously. I don't know what else to even say... How dare you suggest that my SERIOUS BUSINESS E-RAGE post is a troll?
Zaerlorth Maelkor The Maverick Navy IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.07.17 13:09:00 - [63] Originally by: Cailais It must be painful being a dev. Kinda like inventing a laptop, only to have to hand it to a monkey and then watch them bash it over a coconut. C. /thread!!! However, you might want to consider a few things, first of all; I now have one of those annoying sigs. second; you should probably move on to some more interesting things than reading this sig.
Labs4lyfe	Posted - 2010.07.17 13:43:00 - [64] Came expecting trolls, flames and electronic hate, and was not disappointed.
Niccolado Starwalker Gallente Shadow Templars	Posted - 2010.07.17 14:15:00 - [65] Grow up people! It was a joke, and I found it quite funny considering so many people on these forums feels that even the kitchen personell should be put into programming and debugging mode! They are, after all, CCP personell! I am also a weeny little "le tired" seeing people complaining about I could do better programming, but wont even participate in fleet activity on SIsi. Yes, I know you wont get paid for helping out CCP. I know its not your job. etc. etc. But if you all feel so strongly for all of this, why dont you give a helping hand anyway and have some fun on SiSi at the same time? One or two times wont hurt you, and maybe CCP can solve the fleet problems from it.. Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL.
Sky Orcagna	Posted - 2010.07.17 18:56:00 - [66] Edited by: Sky Orcagna on 17/07/2010 19:06:08 Originally by: CCP Fallout Web developers generally do not possess the proper skill set to be able to determine, debug, and fix server-side code for MMOs. They do, however, have the proper skill sets to work on Web sites and Web-based features. Which is obvious. What remains an open question, however, is whether CCP's game programmers possess the proper skill set to be able to "determine, debug, and fix server-side code for MMOs." If they are up to the task -- something most of us are skeptical about -- now would be the time to, you know, prove it. Once lag has successfully been reduced back to pre-Dominion levels, get back to us on that with a new dev blog. Originally by: CCP Fallout That was, as other posters have pointed out, a joke. k. If the MMO thing doesn't work out the comedy industry still might be an option.
Stitcher Caldari Lai Dai Infinity Systems	Posted - 2010.07.17 22:44:00 - [67] Originally by: Sky Orcagna Edited by: Sky Orcagna on 17/07/2010 19:07:56 Originally by: CCP Fallout Web developers generally do not possess the proper skill set to be able to determine, debug, and fix server-side code for MMOs. They do, however, have the proper skill sets to work on Web sites and Web-based features. Which is obvious. What remains an open question, however, is whether CCP's game programmers possess the proper skill set to be able to "determine, debug, and fix server-side code for MMOs." If they are up to the task (something most of us remain skeptical about) now would be the time to, you know, prove it. Once lag has successfully been reduced back to pre-Dominion levels, get back to us on that with a new dev blog on that. Well, the easy way to do it would be to shoot everyone who joined the game since Dominion, plus executing a few whining ingrates like you. Should clear that lag right up. - - Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
Xiang Jiao	Posted - 2010.07.17 23:37:00 - [68] I got the joke. Sadly, however, I could not even manage a wry smirk, let alone a laugh or a chuckle. "**** it, Dude, let's go bowling!"
Ressiv Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association	Posted - 2010.07.17 23:42:00 - [69] Originally by: Stitcher Well, the easy way to do it would be to shoot everyone who joined the game since Dominion, plus executing a few whining ingrates like you. Should clear that lag right up. LMAO ========================== Nothing is true, everything is permitted. ==========================
Athena Silk State Protectorate	Posted - 2010.07.18 00:07:00 - [70] Originally by: Mia McGee Joke or no joke - it still shows that CCP rather use resources on developing new stuff, that is more or less worthless, like PI and EVE GATE, than fixing serious issues that has been haunting the game for ages. Did you read the CSM notes? Here's a TL;DR Originally by: CCP We know about [insert problem here], but we're not going to do anything about it for the next 18 months while we work on DUST and Incarna

Splastastic	Posted - 2010.07.18 02:18:00 - [71] Originally by: Corvac Quote from the latest devblog. I must say, that this is one of the saddest things I have read in a devblog in ages. Instead of doing a serious attempt at fixing lag, you spend lots of resources to develop a gimmicky spacebook thingy that has zero use whatsoever for any organization big enough to have their own forums. This is one of the saddest responses to a pretty good joke. TL;DR: Waaa web developers aren't developing my game.
SlayerOfArgus Gallente Hermes Enterprises	Posted - 2010.07.18 02:28:00 - [72] I lol'd.
Dr BattleSmith PAX Interstellar Services	Posted - 2010.07.18 06:31:00 - [73] Originally by: CCP Fallout That was, as other posters have pointed out, a joke. Web developers generally do not possess the proper skill set to be able to determine, debug, and fix server-side code for MMOs. They do, however, have the proper skill sets to work on Web sites and Web-based features. I get it. Wasn't actually funny. Wasn't really the time for a joke. Eve is basically a web-app like many others that web developers work on around the world. 3D trig for engines, sure not a thing most web people know, playing with client-server code in Eve isn't really a different skill set. So the joke doesn't even really make sense to start with.


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