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Seriphyn Inhonores
Gallente
Moira. Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.07.16 19:28:00 -
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>> APPROVED FOR GENERAL RELEASE
>> PUBLIC GALNET ACCESS DENIED
>> SOURCE: FEDERATION CUSTOMS ASSEMBLY PLANT, MURETHAND VIII-2
Capsuleers,
It has come to the attention of the SDII sub-division attached to liason with independent, anti-Nation pilot elements, that a Sansha loyalist capsuleer known as Serena Quintessa Sylvanna (or 'Lady Sylvanna', her pilot handle) has been attempting to defame and blackmail capsuleers aligned to the "Synenose Coalition" with false holorecordings of lewd, sexually explicit activities.
Attached holovids show doctored recordings of Serena Sylvanna engaging in sexual acts with various male capsuleers, their faces redacted. All holorecordings are clearly fake, as they do not pass integrity checks
By threatening capsuleers with the release of such false material, it is the hope of Sylvanna to discourage these victims from participating in anti-Nation operations, and in turn, compromise the ability of the "Synenose Coalition" to operate at full capacity.
We therefore issue a warning and caution to all capsuleers that would believe it wise to fraternize with this agent of evil. CONCORD regulation prevents the Special Department of Internal Investigations and Federal Security from intervening directly, so it is therefore down to the individual pilot to avoid encounters with Sylvanna in designated capsuleer sections of space stations, and report any sightings to the local SDII constellation director.
Stay vigilant.
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Luminaire General Seriphyn Inhonores [TAGMA]
Federal Defence Union |
Sonir Lestat
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Posted - 2010.07.16 19:34:00 -
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Any chance I can get a copy?
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.07.16 19:51:00 -
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Edited by: Andreus Ixiris on 16/07/2010 19:56:28
Hah!
That trick would never work with me. No-one would believe her.
Also, wait, she's blackmailing capsuleers with clearly fake holoreels of her having sex with them? That seems like an exceptionally unsound plan for many reasons - not least of which, is she implying that sex with her is an exceptionally undesireable activity that would cause heavy social stigma in the capsuleer community?
It sounds like she hasn't thought this through very well...
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Syekuda
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2010.07.16 19:57:00 -
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Proof (by providing the vids) or stfu.... quite respectfully
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
ISAAC ASIMOV |
Myxx
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.07.16 20:19:00 -
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Not very bright, it appears.
Also, what about us female capsuleers? What is she going to threaten us with?
Either way, this doesn't really seem to be worth being concerned about, since they're apparently easily found fake under any scrutiny.
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.07.16 20:36:00 -
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 Originally by: Myxx
Not very bright, it appears.
Also, what about us female capsuleers? What is she going to threaten us with?
Either way, this doesn't really seem to be worth being concerned about, since they're apparently easily found fake under any scrutiny.
Myxx...do you really want to know...I don't! *shivers*
Ilharess of the Scorpion King
All that I survey are prey to my hunger |
Kazzzi
Amarr
Iniquitous Technologies
Deep Space Engineering
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Posted - 2010.07.16 20:47:00 -
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Lady Sylvanna? Yeah, I'd hit that. |
Myxx
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.07.16 21:35:00 -
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Syn: I don't. Mostly because I don't really give a damn and theres nothing she has on me. I'm really not that afraid if the above quality is anywhere near good for her. Sylvanna is pretty much a non-factor to me currently, as is the entire Nation.
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Muck Raker
Gallente
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2010.07.16 23:30:00 -
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Gutter Press received an anonymous holoreel featuring:
Quote:
Generals Soter and Inhonores engaging in acts of mutual affection including but not limited to, picking flowers, holding hands, dressing up dolls, and watching AT8 within touching distance of each other
This must be part of this scheme!
Sen-Sational!!!
Rumours! Wars! Rumours of wars! Wars of rumours! |
Myxx
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.07.16 23:38:00 -
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Originally by: Muck Raker
Gutter Press received an anonymous holoreel featuring:
Quote:
Generals Soter and Inhonores engaging in acts of mutual affection including but not limited to, picking flowers, holding hands, dressing up dolls, and watching AT8 within touching distance of each other
This must be part of this scheme!
Sen-Sational!!!
I'd like a copy of this fake holo-reel, just for laughs at my former government.
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Nikita Alterana
Gallente
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2010.07.16 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Muck Raker
Gutter Press received an anonymous holoreel featuring:
Quote:
Generals Soter and Inhonores engaging in acts of mutual affection including but not limited to, picking flowers, holding hands, dressing up dolls, and watching AT8 within touching distance of each other
This must be part of this scheme!
Sen-Sational!!!
the feed activates for a moment and there is a burst of hysterical laughter
Life isn't about Waiting for the storm to pass. It's about standing in the rain. |
Kazzzi
Amarr
Iniquitous Technologies
Deep Space Engineering
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Posted - 2010.07.17 00:02:00 -
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Hey Serena, are you willing to sell an autographed directors cut compilation of these reels?
Also, if you are interested in making more films, I know a few producers in the industry. I can make you a star. |
Lady Sylvanna
True Soldiers.
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2010.07.17 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzzi
Hey Serena, are you willing to sell an autographed directors cut compilation of these reels?
I'm afraid I cannot do this since I don't have the original footage.
These holoreels are indeed clearly fake, but not exactly mine. Who forged these is as much a mystery to me as it is to you.
I thank you Seriphyn. I thank you for making it so blatantly obvious that the truth is something you prefer to hide.
This will make my part easier, although it is a pity this has now lost its value as blackmail. It is at least some consolation that this will cost you.
As said the holoreels presented by Mr. Inhonores are fakes. We all know it, we can all see it and he even tells us this.
Since frantic acts of saving face - or at least attempting to - rarely work well I doubt that after this publication it'll still come as a surprise to anyone that the real thing features not any of these random people, but Mr. Inhonores and myself.
It is a pity he did not simply agree to my terms and save himself all this, but alas, that is his choosing.
The general of the Federal Defence Union himself knowingly and willingly engaged in sexual intercourse with this sympathizer. What I will not say is how deep this goes. Whether or not it affects his integrity is for you to guess, but bear in mind with someone of Mr. Inhonores' rank doubt is a substantial risk.
To be continued...
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CONCORD records - Serena Quintessa Sylvanna
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Seriphyn Inhonores
Gallente
Moira. Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.07.17 00:57:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Sylvanna
Stuff
Trying to recover your pride after the uncovering of your plans, are we? For shame.
By-the-by, any attempts at public, non-capsuleer distribution of the slanderous "Seri/Soter" holoreels will be met by a visit by the SDII, a fine of 100 Federal credits, and immediate confiscation.
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Luminaire General Seriphyn Inhonores [TAGMA]
Federal Defence Union |
Lillith Blackheart
NeuroGEN
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Posted - 2010.07.17 03:03:00 -
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Given your well-known lecherous ways, Inhonores, who do you feel the public will believe?
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.07.17 03:07:00 -
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Originally by: Lillith Blackheart
Given your well-known lecherous ways, Inhonores, who do you feel the public will believe?
Actually despite his lecherous ways I still feel more compelled to believe General Inhonores.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Muck Raker
Gallente
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2010.07.17 07:04:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Lillith Blackheart
Given your well-known lecherous ways, Inhonores, who do you feel the public will believe?
Actually despite his lecherous ways I still feel more compelled to believe General Inhonores.
Capt. Blackheart is probably still incensed at Capt. Inhonores naming her as a Sansha Space Lesbian, as occurred during the Battle of Yulai recently.
It's all here!
This reporter herself was accosted by Capt. Inhonores, alternately being threatened and flirted with!!!
How will he react now?
Rumours! Wars! Rumours of wars! Wars of rumours! |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.07.17 07:08:00 -
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Ah, Muck Raker - you're a sad reminder that while the freedom and liberty of Gallente society allow great things, it also allows iniquitous guttersnipes such as yourself.
Shall I prepare myself for the inevitable Gutter Press expose on my personal life, or has the much-fabled blue moon risen and you've found yourself something worthwhile to do?
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Muck Raker
Gallente
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2010.07.17 07:13:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Ah, Muck Raker - you're a sad reminder that while the freedom and liberty of Gallente society allow great things, it also allows iniquitous guttersnipes such as yourself.
Shall I prepare myself for the inevitable Gutter Press expose on my personal life, or has the much-fabled blue moon risen and you've found yourself something worthwhile to do?
Why would there be an expose of your personal life? what purpose would that serve, other than pointless personal attacks?
Rumours! Wars! Rumours of wars! Wars of rumours! |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.07.17 07:14:00 -
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Oh, I'm sorry, did I accidentally cast aspersions on your journalistic integrity?
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Muck Raker
Gallente
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2010.07.17 07:21:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Oh, I'm sorry, did I accidentally cast aspersions on your journalistic integrity?
the integrity of Gutter Press is not in dispute.
Unlike say, The Scope.
They are the true villains.
Rumours! Wars! Rumours of wars! Wars of rumours! |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.07.17 07:24:00 -
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Originally by: Muck Raker
the integrity of Gutter Press is not in dispute.
On this point you are entirely correct - it was very clearly established from the start you have none whatsoever.
I was worried I had accidentally implied this matter was still up for debate.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Muck Raker
Gallente
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2010.07.17 07:46:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Muck Raker
the integrity of Gutter Press is not in dispute.
On this point you are entirely correct - it was very clearly established from the start you have none whatsoever.
I was worried I had accidentally implied this matter was still up for debate.
Ordinarily, people raise eyebrows regarding credibility, rather than integrity.
Rumours! Wars! Rumours of wars! Wars of rumours! |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.07.17 07:51:00 -
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Originally by: Muck Raker
Ordinarily, people raise eyebrows regarding credibility, rather than integrity.
I'm not really raising my eyebrows so much as I'm directly stating these are commodities you entirely lack.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari
Hashimoto Corporation
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Posted - 2010.07.18 05:05:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Sylvanna
The general of the Federal Defence Union himself knowingly and willingly engaged in sexual intercourse with this sympathizer. What I will not say is how deep this goes.
So what you're saying is that the experience was lackluster?
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.07.18 07:51:00 -
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Quote:
It has come to the attention of the SDII sub-division attached to liason with independent, anti-Nation pilot elements, that a Sansha loyalist capsuleer known as Serena Quintessa Sylvanna (or 'Lady Sylvanna', her pilot handle) has been attempting to defame and blackmail capsuleers aligned to the "Synenose Coalition" with false holorecordings of lewd, sexually explicit activities.
This explains why I have become more popular lately.
Just kidding.
It's all about character. If there was such a reel of me with that.... "woman", nobody would believe it. If a woman can't put a battle cruiser sideways through a wormhole in the middle of a fight, I won't have a thing to do with her ( in any context).
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Seriphyn Inhonores
Gallente
Moira. Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.07.18 12:57:00 -
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I must admit, the prospect is quite entertaining.
There is no greater domination and victory over your enemy than copulating with them, that's for sure. I think the old barbarians of Morthane did that to their conquered subjects, especially the men.
Honestly, though, if we live in a world where the words of Nation are actually, you know, believed, then I'm surprised not more of us have fallen for their tripe about utopia.
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Luminaire General Seriphyn Inhonores [TAGMA]
Federal Defence Union |
Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2010.07.18 16:18:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Lillith Blackheart
Given your well-known lecherous ways, Inhonores, who do you feel the public will believe?
Actually despite his lecherous ways I still feel more compelled to believe General Inhonores.
Given who we're talking about, I'd actually probably lean far more toward believing her in this instance.
General Inhonores is well known for his complete lack of any form of standards or morals when it comes to getting his end wet, and it's well known that he'll dip it in anything that comes along.
I'm betting he stuffed her like a Federation Day turkey, and now he's trying to save face.
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
The Cosmopolite
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.07.18 16:29:00 -
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Pitiful.
It's a sad commentary on affairs that this prurient tittle-tattle should even matter. All part of the hysteria generated by the moral panic over the Sansha's Nation incursions.
The Cosmopolite
The Star Fraction Communications Portal |
Tytianna Kroes
Khanid Provincial Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.07.19 07:02:00 -
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Who cares what one does in bed. Just wake up with the right attitude.
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