Originally by: Amoxin

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My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...

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1. You run away from car collisions so you donÆt get podded.
2. YouÆve submitted several charters to NASA setup a PoS on the moon but canÆt get approval.
3. You try to use your Rorqual to compress music files.
4. You open a petition when you canÆt find your other sock.
5. You see a flash in the corner of your eye every time someone walks into a room with you.
6. You refer to your pants as ôcargoholdö.
7. You often participate in seven conversations at once.
8. You steal someoneÆs pencil, put it on your desk, and punch them when they take it back, claiming theyÆve stolen it from you.
9. You only respond to your in-game name.
10. You find yourself using ôpointö,öjamö, and ôtackleö in your weekly football meet.
11. You lead excursions into hostile office space with interns scouting.
12. You know every possible fit for the Rifter but are often criticized for poor dress sense.
13. YouÆd wear high heels if itÆd give you a DPS bonus.
14. You nano fit your car.
15. You once accidentally referred to a cop as a ôgate camperö while recieving a speeding ticket.
16. You twitch whenever you hear the targeting sound.
17. You know your gang-mates more than your childhood friends.
18. Whenever thereÆs an awkward silence, your first thought is lag.
19. You have the conversion from UTC to your timezone memorized.
20. YouÆve adjusted your internal clock so you sleep through downtime.
21. You prioritize your PoSÆs reinforced timer over your 10th year anniversary dinner.
22. YouÆve placed a picture of an overloaded MWD on your dashboard next to a button. The button does nothing, itÆs just fun to push.
23. Your morning wake up alarm is the target locking loop.
24. YouÆve wrapped Mountain Dew cans with quafe logos.
25. You keep five paper macheÆ warrior IIs in your pocket at all times.
26. Local stores have banned you for grabbing shopping bags while yelling ôFLIPPEDö.
27. You threaten bullies with ganking and podding, no ransom.
28. You have an ingrained response to twitch whenever someone yells ôhey bob!ö
29. A house fire is lower priority than escaping a gatecamp to log safely.
30. You find yourself discussing college-level chemistry questions in one channel and trolling in the other.
31. You sing along to Eve music while commuting.
32. Your economics teacher keeps asking you if youÆve taken the class before.
33. You accidentally say 23/7 instead of 24/7.
34. You check your room for wormholes every day.
35. You know six Minmatar jokes but never tell them in public, because no-one but you laughs.
36. You prioritize roams over breakfast
37. YouÆve learned more German over the summer than three semesters of college.
38. ôThe only good red is a dead redö mentality still applies to you.
39. You can manage a production chain from moon goo to falcon but canÆt keep an organized closet.
40. You know everyone involved in the gallente-caldari war but confuse Robert Lee for King George.
41. When you FC office meetings, you think about podding bill from accounting.
42. You fear getting mugged less than your PoS running out of coolant.
43. YouÆve stenciled a Dramiel to your crotch rocket.
44. You walk away from explosions, not because it looks cool, but to decrease your sig radius.
45. You ask morgue owners if they want to compare collections.
46. Your phone calls to spies in other alliances have put you on a FBI list.
47. YouÆve replaced your target locking alarm clock with a hull damage sound alarm.
48. You think you can repair your car with nanite paste and duct tape.
49. Your wife sleeps through the alarm because she knows itÆs only the PI timer.
50. The thorax->phallic comparison is no longer amusing to you.
51. No-oneÆs noticed that your spreadsheets in the office have no bearing to what your company is working on.

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Originally by: CCP Adida

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The male thread was locked because the discussion turned into transsexuals and man boobs.

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Originally by: ceaon

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1. You run away from car collisions so you donÆt get podded.
2. YouÆve submitted several charters to NASA setup a PoS on the moon but canÆt get approval.
3. You try to use your Rorqual to compress music files.
4. You open a petition when you canÆt find your other sock.
5. You see a flash in the corner of your eye every time someone walks into a room with you.
6. You refer to your pants as ôcargoholdö.
7. You often participate in seven conversations at once.
8. You steal someoneÆs pencil, put it on your desk, and punch them when they take it back, claiming theyÆve stolen it from you.
9. You only respond to your in-game name.
10. You find yourself using ôpointö,öjamö, and ôtackleö in your weekly football meet.
11. You lead excursions into hostile office space with interns scouting.
12. You know every possible fit for the Rifter but are often criticized for poor dress sense.
13. YouÆd wear high heels if itÆd give you a DPS bonus.
14. You nano fit your car.
15. You once accidentally referred to a cop as a ôgate camperö while recieving a speeding ticket.
16. You twitch whenever you hear the targeting sound.
17. You know your gang-mates more than your childhood friends.
18. Whenever thereÆs an awkward silence, your first thought is lag.
19. You have the conversion from UTC to your timezone memorized.
20. YouÆve adjusted your internal clock so you sleep through downtime.
21. You prioritize your PoSÆs reinforced timer over your 10th year anniversary dinner.
22. YouÆve placed a picture of an overloaded MWD on your dashboard next to a button. The button does nothing, itÆs just fun to push.
23. Your morning wake up alarm is the target locking loop.
24. YouÆve wrapped Mountain Dew cans with quafe logos.
25. You keep five paper macheÆ warrior IIs in your pocket at all times.
26. Local stores have banned you for grabbing shopping bags while yelling ôFLIPPEDö.
27. You threaten bullies with ganking and podding, no ransom.
28. You have an ingrained response to twitch whenever someone yells ôhey bob!ö
29. A house fire is lower priority than escaping a gatecamp to log safely.
30. You find yourself discussing college-level chemistry questions in one channel and trolling in the other.
31. You sing along to Eve music while commuting.
32. Your economics teacher keeps asking you if youÆve taken the class before.
33. You accidentally say 23/7 instead of 24/7.
34. You check your room for wormholes every day.
35. You know six Minmatar jokes but never tell them in public, because no-one but you laughs.
36. You prioritize roams over breakfast
37. YouÆve learned more German over the summer than three semesters of college.
38. ôThe only good red is a dead redö mentality still applies to you.
39. You can manage a production chain from moon goo to falcon but canÆt keep an organized closet.
40. You know everyone involved in the gallente-caldari war but confuse Robert Lee for King George.
41. When you FC office meetings, you think about podding bill from accounting.
42. You fear getting mugged less than your PoS running out of coolant.
43. YouÆve stenciled a Dramiel to your crotch rocket.
44. You walk away from explosions, not because it looks cool, but to decrease your sig radius.
45. You ask morgue owners if they want to compare collections.
46. Your phone calls to spies in other alliances have put you on a FBI list.
47. YouÆve replaced your target locking alarm clock with a hull damage sound alarm.
48. You think you can repair your car with nanite paste and duct tape.
49. Your wife sleeps through the alarm because she knows itÆs only the PI timer.
50. The thorax->phallic comparison is no longer amusing to you.
51. No-oneÆs noticed that your spreadsheets in the office have no bearing to what your company is working on.

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Originally by: ceaon

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23. Your morning wake up alarm is the target locking loop.

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Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that." The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that." The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be when I get it.

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Originally by: Dan O'Connor

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Originally by: ceaon

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23. Your morning wake up alarm is the target locking loop.

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I have to find a way to make that happen.

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Originally by: Amoxin

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My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...

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Originally by: Gone Beserk

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how many CCP dev's does it take to change a light bulb?

None! , they say its working as intended.

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Originally by: Zeredek

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Planetary Interaction in its current stage.

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