Originally by: Owen Drakkar

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It's me, I am the main in the OP.

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Originally by: Owen Drakkar

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It's me, I am the main in the OP.

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Well the guy in the OP also said Hydra suck a lot of *****.
So that's you? You're the one sucking *****?

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Originally by: Sol Mahon

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Yet your Corporation is spelt in all capitals with a full stop...

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Originally by: Sol Mahon

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Yet your Corporation is spelt in all capitals with a full stop...

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Well, I figure Templar was taken, so Templar. had to do and I guess it's either an acronym or he wanted it all in caps. Whatever, I don't really care, I'm in it for the friends - not the name you know?
I'm not saying my corp is perfect, but I'm not going to threaten everyone you love because you point that out - that was my point. This guy has been unfairly abusive towards me, and I'd like to take him up on the offer of telling his super powerful main where to stick it.

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Originally by: Sol Mahon

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Well... Good luck with that, I'll be over here playing EVE.

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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As I am currently the owner of the best corp name in the game, you can all stop posting now as we all know the best you can do is 2nd place, and 2nd place is first looser.

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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As I am currently the owner of the best corp name in the game, you can all stop posting now as we all know the best you can do is 2nd place, and 2nd place is first looser.

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Quote:

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Lexa Hellfury > hi m8
Lexa Hellfury > how are you?
Empirer Decartes > Im great, another day dude
Empirer Decartes > yourself?>
Lexa Hellfury > im quite well, thank you
Lexa Hellfury > I was wondering if you had a problem with my soulmate MICKEY SIMON
Empirer Decartes > yes. Yes I do. The guy is a ****, and an *******. If he wants to talk **** to alts and think he's a badass well thats his buisness, but if your alliance ever wants into uplinger again you well watch your words in this conversation.
Empirer Decartes > will*
Lexa Hellfury > YOU DARE TO THREATEN THE MIGHTY HYDRA ALLICE?
Empirer Decartes > yes I do
Lexa Hellfury > do you even know who we are?
Empirer Decartes > yes I do, you I think dont know who I am
Lexa Hellfury > we are the 2nd place alliance tournament allice
Empirer Decartes > go **** yourselfs
Empirer Decartes > ;)
Lexa Hellfury > ranked #19 all time on battleclinic
Lexa Hellfury > holders of providence
Empirer Decartes > I eat mass groups like yours for breakfast
Lexa Hellfury > oh really
Empirer Decartes > so again, go **** yourselfs
Lexa Hellfury > could you please link your allice's killboard
Empirer Decartes > you wont see me again for six months, cuase I'll be next to you in vent baba if you want a war. I do play games, I influtrate.
Lexa Hellfury > Lifetime kills 67 Lifetime losses 212
Lexa Hellfury > impressive m8
Lexa Hellfury > your allice is obviously quite good

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Originally by: Dirk Decartes

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Go **** yourselves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aT_iMiF0-Q

DFCS4life

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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As I am currently the owner of the best corp name in the game

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Originally by: Placidified

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Now that we all know he didnt win the spelling bee at school..

His main is kc decartes he runs 2 accounts (as well as his mouth)

But doesnt seem to be capable of fitting a ship http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=9824381

Threat Level = 0

Hunt him all you like good luck trying to get him to undock, sitting in uplingur station smacking local doesnt show alot of courage, just like his non-existent battleclinic stats

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Originally by: Jim GNARKILL

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i know one corp not in hydra that has an awesome name

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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We all share accounts though as needed.

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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Originally by: Jim GNARKILL

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i know one corp not in hydra that has an awesome name

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Oh really? One of Gnarkill INC's clients??

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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We all share accounts though as needed.

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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We all share accounts though as needed.

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Sniping with the only important post on the first page.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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We all share accounts though as needed.

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Sniping with the only important post on the first page.

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Alright gents. Lets back up a second and look at this for what it is:

-Empirer was keeping eyes on a target in upling
-Mickey mouse comes in and starts smack talking the alliance Ash's to Ash's in local
-Empirer smack talks back
-Mickey tells Empirer to kill himself
-Lexa (hydra) chimes in and tries to intimidate Empirer
-Empirer tells Lexa to go **** himself
-Mickey and Lexa start a troll topic
-KcD says the topic is re.ta.rded
-Lexa says lets keep this going.
-Now I'm stuck dealing with you 6th graders...

Take words into action and come and get us or STFU. Who gives a **** that your "soulmate" (go **** him then butt buddy) started **** and was upset that **** was started back.

Now my time which is already heavily taxed needs to be spent assessing who to bribe, what accounts can be bought, and how to get into a position of influence. All because you couldnÆt take Mickey's **** out of your mouth long enough to remove the e-***** from your ass to understand that we don't give a **** about your over inflated cannon fodder organization.

In other words go **** yourselves.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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-Lexa (hydra) chimes in and tries to intimidate Empirer

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Quote:

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Lexa Hellfury > hi m8
Lexa Hellfury > how are you?
Empirer Decartes > Im great, another day dude
Empirer Decartes > yourself?>
Lexa Hellfury > im quite well, thank you
Lexa Hellfury > I was wondering if you had a problem with my soulmate MICKEY SIMON
Empirer Decartes > yes. Yes I do. The guy is a ****, and an *******. If he wants to talk **** to alts and think he's a badass well thats his buisness, but if your alliance ever wants into uplinger again you well watch your words in this conversation.

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Quote:

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Me > Ashes to ashes
Me > not ash's
Me > Pretty bad alliance name lol

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Quote:

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Channel ID: -12980803
Channel Name: Private Chat (Him)
Listener: Me
Session started: 2010.07.29 07:21:06
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Him > whats your problem?
Him > you want another war?
Him > your group Imean

Me > lol?
Me > I'm not the one with the bad alliance name m8

Him > you guys keep talking **** I'll bring another war on you guys. So go ask sav if he wants another war

Me > I have no idea who you are
Me > No idea who your alliance is
Me > and to be honest, I don't fly with my alliance.
Me > I fly with friends
Me > maybe you have heard of them.

Him > yes I have, and I knew whos **** they suck
Him > know*
Him > so go **** yourself

Me > They don't suck anyone's ****, because they're much better than you at this game.

Him > alright?

Me > If you're going to threaten someone
Me > maybe actually be impressive
Me > instead of some **********
Me > with a **** alliance name

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Quote:

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Me > That's what I thought scrub
Me > do the world a favour and biomass yourself.

Him > eat me ****
Him > you're not worth my time

Me > lol
Me > shutup you 2010 **********
Me > be worse

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Quote:

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Hi there! Saw your C&P post, thought you might like this.
- 72 hour notice = 4 days.
- All our assists now belong to them. =(
- Nearly 4 days later, there has still been no wardec.
- There was about 2 hours of local chat "my main's better than your main" smacktalk before the 1st email.

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Quote:

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Re: 72 hour notice
From: Emerald Decartes
Sent: 2010.07.26 09:52
To: Androvar Drake, Azzakelle, DeMarrage, Durna Terak, Kc Decartes, Milease, Shederov Blood,

You have failed to adhere to our notice. All of your assists now belong to us.

War goes live in 48 hours.

Cya around.

ED

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72 hour notice
From: Emerald Decartes
Sent: 2010.07.22 10:24
To: Androvar Drake, Azzakelle, DeMarrage, Durna Terak, Kc Decartes, Milease, Shederov Blood,


Good day

You are hereby given 72 hour notice to leave the Coriault constellation. The reasons you are being removed from this system are as such:

On 07/22 at 07:39 eve time the char shederov blood can flipped a Decartes family member (Kc Decartes.)

If your members do not leave our constellation within the time frame given, or if they are seen in our constellation after the time frame said 3rd parties will be invoked to remove your members from our constellation by force. If said 3rd parties are invoked all objects of your organization will be under our watch, fire, and scrutiny.

Screen shoots of said offense can and will be provided upon your request.

Be advised that can flipping will never be accepted in the coriault constellation.

This is your only notice.

Emerald Decartes
Decartes Family Crime Syndicate

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Take words into action and come and get us or STFU. Who gives a fu.ck that your "soulmate" (go fu.ck him then butt buddy) started sh.it and was upset that shi.t was started back.

Now my time which is already heavily taxed needs to be spent assessing who to bribe, what accounts can be bought, and how to get into a position of influence. All because you couldnÆt take Mickey's co.ck out of your mouth long enough to remove the e-pe.nis from your a.ss to understand that we don't give a fu.ck about your over inflated cannon fodder organization.

In other words go fu.ck yourselves.

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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The marching orders are already issued. My drums sound for you Lexa.

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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We are family though, so ofc we share accounts.

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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The hostility level is high in this thread, but we did try to ignore it. There is only so much ill intent I or any of my family members can take before a switch is flipped.

I do what I do, you do what you do, Micky and lexa did what they did. We are all accountable for our actions here.

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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I do what I do, you do what you do, Micky and lexa did what they did. We are all accountable for our actions here.

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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so ofc we share accounts

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Originally by: Fumitsugu

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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We are family though, so ofc we share accounts.

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Who doesn't?

Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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The hostility level is high in this thread, but we did try to ignore it. There is only so much ill intent I or any of my family members can take before a switch is flipped.

I do what I do, you do what you do, Micky and lexa did what they did. We are all accountable for our actions here.

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Are you quoting from Scarface or something?

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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Originally by: Fumitsugu

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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We are family though, so ofc we share accounts.

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Who doesn't?

Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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The hostility level is high in this thread, but we did try to ignore it. There is only so much ill intent I or any of my family members can take before a switch is flipped.

I do what I do, you do what you do, Micky and lexa did what they did. We are all accountable for our actions here.

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Are you quoting from Scarface or something?

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It's from the heart baba. I'm done forum trolling. Cyas in game.

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Originally by: Fumitsugu

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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The hostility level is high in this thread, but we did try to ignore it. There is only so much ill intent I or any of my family members can take before a switch is flipped.

I do what I do, you do what you do, Micky and lexa did what they did. We are all accountable for our actions here.

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Are you quoting from Scarface or something?

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Originally by: Lude Lasifer

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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Originally by: Fumitsugu

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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We are family though, so ofc we share accounts.

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Who doesn't?

Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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The hostility level is high in this thread, but we did try to ignore it. There is only so much ill intent I or any of my family members can take before a switch is flipped.

I do what I do, you do what you do, Micky and lexa did what they did. We are all accountable for our actions here.

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Are you quoting from Scarface or something?

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It's from the heart baba. I'm done forum trolling. Cyas in game.

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kinda hard to see banned people in game, just sayin.

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Originally by: CCP EULA

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You may not share your Account with anyone, or allow anyone other than you personally (or your minor child, if you have registered an Account on behalf of your minor child) to access or use your Account. Joint or shared ownership or use of an Account by more than one user is prohibited.

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Originally by: Fumitsugu

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Originally by: CCP EULA

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You may not share your Account with anyone, or allow anyone other than you personally (or your minor child, if you have registered an Account on behalf of your minor child) to access or use your Account. Joint or shared ownership or use of an Account by more than one user is prohibited.

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Just to inform you.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Originally by: Fumitsugu

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Just to inform you.

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Really dude... grow up.

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Originally by: Fumitsugu

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Originally by: CCP EULA

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You may not share your Account with anyone, or allow anyone other than you personally (or your minor child, if you have registered an Account on behalf of your minor child) to access or use your Account. Joint or shared ownership or use of an Account by more than one user is prohibited.

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Just to inform you.

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Originally by: CCP Fallout

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No. CCP Shadow should behave the same way forums do during downtime. Up, but maybe a little slow.

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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Cyas in game.

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Originally by: Ya Nor

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all comments of incest and trolling aside...

my corp name is > than all others.

that is all.

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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Your corp name is not unique and is inferior to my uber corp name.

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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haha, it's school with a "k" cuz they sound the same i get it

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Originally by: Queue K'Umber

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It is unseemly when a player becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic

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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon

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~post~

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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon

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PoWneD n00b

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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon

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PoWneD n00b

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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SYH also publicly denounces the characters Mickey Simon and Lexa HeIIfury. Let it be known, that we will use every asset, and every means we have to destroy, infiltrate, heist, and otherwise remove any positive experience that said characters could potentially achieve. There is no time frame that can contain our utter disgust and disapproval of this elaborate trap sprung by said characters. As such until our minds are gone, and our last breaths are exhaled we will be watching, hunting, and plotting your demise. If you blink while adrift we will be there.

Further more. I am offering the following to all merc, bounty hunters, wise guys, and any one or organization that desires to make a profit.

I will pay 50% of all isk destroyed belonging to Lexa or Mickey.

Stipulations are as such:
-Kills must be API verified.
-Corpses must be provided.
-I have created a 5b slush fund. This is the cap for this project.

Example:
You pop and pod Mickey in a t3 ship valued at 1b. You provide the corpse and the kill is verified as being legit. You receive 500m.

I can provide contacts in large merc outfits I've worked with that can verify I pay well if there is any doubt as to whether or not my offer is credible.

In addition, the first person to deliver 10 Mickey or Lexa corpses (or any combo there of) will receive 100m. Kill verification will be required.

Please contact Emerald Decartes for verification of any kills, and to arrange delivery of corpses, as well as receive payment.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Edited by: Emerald Decartes on 05/08/2010 05:35:18
Good catch, the post was updated.

We want pods, but willing to look at/pay out for impressive kills without corpses. Case by case basis without a corpse.

Emerald

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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We want pods, but willing to look at/pay out for impressive kills without corpses. Case by case basis without a corpse.

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Originally by: CCP Fallout

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No. CCP Shadow should behave the same way forums do during downtime. Up, but maybe a little slow.

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Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas

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Question:

Couldnt Lexa and Mickey pod themselves with an alt again and again and make a buck here?

Since Decartes is paying 50% of isk damage + the insurancepayout and also looting.
Also mix it up to get the bonuses..

I am not saying they could get rich here, but it would be kinda hilarious without loosing any money

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Grow up dude. Scams are not hard to detect

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Grow up dude. Scams are not hard to detect... and will be posted publicly. Stupid responses like the last few on this thread will no longer be responded to.

Emerald

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Originally by: CCP Fallout

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No. CCP Shadow should behave the same way forums do during downtime. Up, but maybe a little slow.

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Quote:

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I do play games, I influtrate.

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Quote:

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All of your assists now belong to us.

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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SYH also publicly denounces the characters Mickey Simon and Lexa HeIIfury. Let it be known, that we will use every asset, and every means we have to destroy, infiltrate, heist, and otherwise remove any positive experience that said characters could potentially achieve. There is no time frame that can contain our utter disgust and disapproval of this elaborate trap sprung by said characters. As such until our minds are gone, and our last breaths are exhaled we will be watching, hunting, and plotting your demise. If you blink while adrift we will be there.

Further more. I am offering the following to all merc, bounty hunters, wise guys, and any one or organization that desires to make a profit.

I will pay 50% of all isk destroyed belonging to Lexa or Mickey.

Stipulations are as such:

-Kills must be API verified.
-Corpses must be provided.
-I have created a 5b slush fund. This is the cap for this project.

Example:
You pop and pod Mickey in a t3 ship valued at 1b. You provide the corpse and the kill is verified as being legit. You receive 500m.

I can provide contacts in large merc outfits I've worked with that can verify I pay well if there is any doubt as to whether or not my offer is credible.

In addition, the first person to deliver 10 Mickey or Lexa corpses (or any combo there of) will receive 100m. Kill verification will be required.

Please contact Emerald Decartes for verification of any kills, and to arrange delivery of corpses, as well as receive payment.

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Just to clarify, is the bounty against Lexa Hellfury or Lexa HeIIfury?

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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We all share accounts though as needed.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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With regards to Shederov Blood: A plan of attack in retaliation to your uber elite can flipping skills was implemented the day you can flipped. As we told you then, we are masters of time and patience is our greatest virtue. We will strike when we decide the time is right.

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Originally by: Shederov Blood

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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With regards to Shederov Blood: A plan of attack in retaliation to your uber elite can flipping skills was implemented the day you can flipped. As we told you then, we are masters of time and patience is our greatest virtue. We will strike when we decide the time is right.

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In other words, you'll wait til I die of old age or other natural causes, and then claim it was your doing? THIS PLAN IS UNFLAWLESS!!

Also, why the public bounty on Mickey and Lexa? That does seem a bit desperate, was your infultration not a success?

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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I was wondering when you would show up in this thread ^^

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Originally by: Shederov Blood

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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I was wondering when you would show up in this thread ^^

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I've already shown up in this thread several times

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Originally by: CCP Fallout

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No. CCP Shadow should behave the same way forums do during downtime. Up, but maybe a little slow.

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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Proper infiltration takes months.

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Quote:

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They picked this fight, and then they made it public.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Edited by: Emerald Decartes on 06/08/2010 15:16:49
trollololol

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Why do you lie so much Mickey?

"Uplingur was purged of all bads.
Probably because despite being online they weren't there."

Not true.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Edited by: Emerald Decartes on 06/08/2010 21:20:41
It's not true because we were not online. Not to mention, the only reason Empirer was in upling to begin with was to keep eyes on a target. It's not our hangout.

You're supposed to be the big bad pvper Mr. #2 in the alliance tournament gg blah blah. Stop bsing on forums and come and get us already ;)

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Edited by: Emerald Decartes on 06/08/2010 21:20:41
It's not true because we were not online. Not to mention, the only reason Empirer was in upling to begin with was to keep eyes on a target. It's not our hangout.

You're supposed to be the big bad pvper Mr. #2 in the alliance tournament gg blah blah. Stop bsing on forums and come and get us already ;)

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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"SYH Formally apologizes to Hydra reloaded. It's a very large organization, which no doubt has decent pilots within its ranks. These people in no way deserve to be at the end of our aggressions and hostilities."

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Originally by: Ji Sama

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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"SYH Formally apologizes to Hydra reloaded. It's a very large organization, which no doubt has decent pilots within its ranks. These people in no way deserve to be at the end of our aggressions and hostilities."

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FREEDOOM

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Originally by: Ji Sama

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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"SYH Formally apologizes to Hydra reloaded. It's a very large organization, which no doubt has decent pilots within its ranks. These people in no way deserve to be at the end of our aggressions and hostilities."

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FREEDOOM

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I hear you man. I feel you man.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OzWIFX8M-Y

Emerald

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Yes, my first loss.
Suffered at the hands of gate guns while drunk and having fun with my friends.
GOD FORBID I ACTUALLY ENJOY MY TIME IN EVE!! Jared laughed about our losses for a good 10 minutes.

I also hardly think that paying people who kill us is the same as having people actively hunt us lol.
It's like, ****, Lexa's wartargets killed him. THAT MUST MEAN THEY ARE WORKING FOR THE DECARTES FAMILY. Nevermind that Garmon loses a 2.5BN Maelstrom in the same fight. They were obviously gunning for Lexa. Obviously.

Just like the gateguns and the ferox were obviously gunning straight for us. It had nothing to do with us going blinky at a gate. Nothing at all.

Looks like your well laid plan is coming to fruition. Who would have thought that 2 pilots who currently actively engage in PvP might take a loss everynow and then?

In conclusion: I tried to buy SC2 today, but it was sold out everywhere except JB HiFi (our version of Gamestop) and they wouldn't price match because they're **** so I didn't end up grabbing it. Personal disappointment tbh.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Someone post that photo of the puppies again please. You smell that? Its tears in the wind. A storm is coming.

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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You have yet to enter a single system my family is in.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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BTW sorry you had your first loss in the last two months. It won't be the first.

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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You have yet to enter a single system my family is in.

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You have yet to enter a single system we are in, and you supposedly eat groups like ours for breakfast

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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You have yet to enter a single system my family is in.

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You have yet to enter a single system we are in, and you supposedly eat groups like ours for breakfast

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The last time I entered a system one of you two were in you rage mailed me:

"hi
From: Lexa Hellfury
Sent: 2010.08.03 07:47
To: Kc Decartes,

u better not harm a hair on sickey mimons head m8"

I dare you to deny sending this mail...

KcD

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Do you smell the tears in the wind yet?

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Do you smell the tears in the wind yet?

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Not really, no

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Page 5 sniper.

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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Originally by: Placidified

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Now that we all know he didnt win the spelling bee at school..

His main is kc decartes he runs 2 accounts (as well as his mouth)

But doesnt seem to be capable of fitting a ship http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=9824381

Threat Level = 0

Hunt him all you like good luck trying to get him to undock, sitting in uplingur station smacking local doesnt show alot of courage, just like his non-existent battleclinic stats

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This topic is ******ed so I've been trying to avoid it. You got so many facts wrong though:

1. Empirer Decartes is my uncle's account. We all share accounts though as needed.

2. Emerald Decartes is my wife's account.

3. SYH is for intel collection and the hiring and firing of merc outfits only (at the moment.) All chars in it are alts. Hints "3rd party funded" in the description.

4. I have more then 2 accounts.

5. Read the comments on the bc kill you posted.

Anyone that wants to hunt me is more then welcome, I'd enjoy the company. Fourm trolling isn't my thing though, so this is my only response to this lame topic boosting Hydra's e-*****.

Who the hell is Placidified? Seems the pot is calling the kettle black.

Who cares about the spelling of an alliance's name. I"m going to go play Eve now ;)

KcD

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Originally by: AterraX

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Reported for account sharing:
http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/eula.asp
You may not share your Account with anyone, or allow anyone other than you personally (or your minor child, if you have registered an Account on behalf of your minor child) to access or use your Account. Joint or shared ownership or use of an Account by more than one user is prohibited.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Well just to catch him up:

"SYH Formally apologizes to Hydra reloaded. It's a very large organization, which no doubt has decent pilots within its ranks. These people in no way deserve to be at the end of our aggressions and hostilities."

You're the ones that started this ****, and yes we plan to eat you whole m8s (Mickey and Lexa.)

Statement from founder and CO-CEO of SYH:

"I am offering the following to all merc, bounty hunters, wise guys, and any one or organization that desires to make a profit.

I will pay 50% of all isk destroyed belonging to Lexa or Mickey.

Stipulations are as such:
-Kills must be API verified.
-Corpses must be provided.
-I have created a 5b slush fund. This is the cap for this project.

Example:
You pop and pod Mickey in a t3 ship valued at 1b. You provide the corpse and the kill is verified as being legit. You receive 500m.

I can provide contacts in large merc outfits I've worked with that can verify I pay well if there is any doubt as to whether or not my offer is credible.

In addition, the first person to deliver 10 Mickey or Lexa corpses (or any combo there of) will receive 100m. Kill verification will be required.

Please contact Emerald Decartes for verification of any kills, and to arrange delivery of corpses, as well as receive payment.

Kc Decartes,
DFCS"

Emerald

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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You sir are a liar. You go **** yourself now as liars and cons do.

Everything you say is bs and troll powered. You have yet to enter a single system my family is in. Yet in all your glory you still smack. You diminish yourself with every post you make. Go ahead and talk smack about my families poor spelling. We all drink to much. We don't expect a pardon as you do though. We are all accountable for our actions here...

Those who focus on spelling are fools. The nature of an individual is far greater then the words they misspell.

In other words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aT_iMiF0-Q

ED

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: AterraX

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Reported for account sharing:
http://www.eveonline.com/pnp/eula.asp
You may not share your Account with anyone, or allow anyone other than you personally (or your minor child, if you have registered an Account on behalf of your minor child) to access or use your Account. Joint or shared ownership or use of an Account by more than one user is prohibited.

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Welcome to page 1 m8 I'm glad you could make it.

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Originally by: Empirer Decartes

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You sir are a liar. You go **** yourself now as liars and cons do.

Everything you say is bs and troll powered. You have yet to enter a single system my family is in. Yet in all your glory you still smack. You diminish yourself with every post you make. Go ahead and talk smack about my families poor spelling. We all drink to much. We don't expect a pardon as you do though. We are all accountable for our actions here...

Those who focus on spelling are fools. The nature of an individual is far greater then the words they misspell.

In other words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aT_iMiF0-Q

ED

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Also: This is a much more appropriate song in relation to your "family". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57N7L7MVrIA

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Originally by: Dingo Decartes

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Calling them out in their lies is making them more angry, maybe we should stop...

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Originally by: Ya Nor

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all comments of incest and trolling aside...

my corp name is > than all others.

that is all.

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Page 5 sniper.

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Page 5 sniper.

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Originally by: Cikulisuy

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finally, another epic saga from c&p. if this fellow ever undocks for the duration of the war, you make sure and kill him hydra, otherwise i will be disappointed. and you, not even knowing who i am (or caring) will be immensely saddened by this fact i am sure.


signed, a fan

(hydra provil)

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Page 5 sniper.

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Best Hellfury......

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Originally by: CCP EULA

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You may not share your Account with anyone, or allow anyone other than you personally (or your minor child, if you have registered an Account on behalf of your minor child) to access or use your Account. Joint or shared ownership or use of an Account by more than one user is prohibited.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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"Stupid responses will no longer be responded to."

Emerald

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Originally by: Dirk Decartes

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I IS REETAIRDID!!!

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Originally by: guska Cryotank

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Originally by: Dirk Decartes

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I IS REETAIRDID!!!

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Originally by: Dirk Decartes

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Originally by: guska Cryotank

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Originally by: Dirk Decartes

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I IS REETAIRDID!!!

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YUO RESPND ME, U IS MY FRIEND

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Originally by: Dirk Decartes

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IS underSTAND goOD!!

People that did talked ****, are no longer talking ****. This is mostly attributed to the effects they feel as a direct result of the bounty... They have no idea that the long term consequences of their actions within this thread will by far outlive the simple diminished stat of their two chars who are at fault for this thread.

In other words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aT_iMiF0-Q

Mickey... I want you spitting blood m8 ^^

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Originally by: Ron Livingston

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FFS stop posting that stupid dead rabbits song. The song sucks ass, and if you remember correctly they got schooled by the natives right after it played.

If you wanna use movies for inspiration, I suggest Starship Troopers.. best propaganda ever.

"Federal experts agree that
A: God exists after all,
B: Hes on our side, and
C: He wants us to win! .. its official.. Gods back.. and hes a citizen too!"

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Originally by: Zeraphine Akarii

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Originally by: Ron Livingston

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FFS stop posting that stupid dead rabbits song. The song sucks ass, and if you remember correctly they got schooled by the natives right after it played.

If you wanna use movies for inspiration, I suggest Starship Troopers.. best propaganda ever.

"Federal experts agree that
A: God exists after all,
B: Hes on our side, and
C: He wants us to win! .. its official.. Gods back.. and hes a citizen too!"

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I loved you in Office Space m8

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Originally by: Allestin Villimar

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Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.

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Originally by: Torothanax

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Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive.

Originally by: Mag's

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I think you guys have it all wrong in regards to the Alliance name.

Obviously a guy called Ash owns all the accounts in the alliance, and anything that the alliance gains goes to Ash. Therefore Ash's to Ash's, it's an ownership thing.

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Originally by: Dirk Decartes

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I IS FAMOUS

Statement from founder and CO-CEO of SYH:

"SYH publicly denounces the characters Mickey Simon and Lexa Hellfury. Let it be known, that we will use every asset, and every means we have to destroy, infiltrate, heist, and otherwise remove any positive experience that said characters could potentially achieve. There is no time frame that can contain our utter disgust and disapproval of this elaborate trap sprung by said characters. As such until our minds are gone, and our last breaths are exhaled we will be watching, hunting, and plotting your demise. If you blink while adrift we will be there.

Further more. I am offering the following to all merc, bounty hunters, wise guys, and any one or organization that desires to make a profit.

I will pay 50% of all isk destroyed belonging to Lexa or Mickey.

Stipulations are as such:
-Kills must be API verified.
-Corpses must be provided.
-I have created a 5b slush fund. This is the cap for this project.

Example:
You pop and pod Mickey in a t3 ship valued at 1b. You provide the corpse and the kill is verified as being legit. You receive 500m.

I can provide contacts in large merc outfits I've worked with that can verify I pay well if there is any doubt as to whether or not my offer is credible.

In addition, the first person to deliver 10 Mickey or Lexa corpses (or any combo there of) will receive 100m. Kill verification will be required.

Please contact Emerald Decartes for verification of any kills, and to arrange delivery of corpses, as well as receive payment.

Kc Decartes,
DFCS"

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Edited by: Mickey Simon on 16/08/2010 11:53:10
What is this ****?
I stop looking at the forums and you guys are still going on?
You're terrible. Neither Lexa nor myself have died because of your piddly bounty. Neither of us have faced death at the hands of the Descartes. Infact, I've been solo'ing pretty comfortably and have escaped a number of sticky situations.

Despite this, all of the sticky situations were my own doing, or were with people who had no affiliation to the Decartes family.

So good job. You are famous for being terrible.
edit: In the words of the Scorpions - Here I am, rock me like a hurricane~~~

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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A.Q!!!

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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I must say, all of this has caused me to feel like I can no longer play EVE properly. I now live in fear, and therefore surrender to the power that is the Decartes family.

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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You should apply to a powerful space organization such as GENOS OCCIDERE and no longer have to live your life in fear.

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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I must say, all of this has caused me to feel like I can no longer play EVE properly. I now live in fear, and therefore surrender to the power that is the Decartes family.

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You should apply to a powerful space organization such as GENOS OCCIDERE and no longer have to live your life in fear.

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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You should apply to a powerful space organization such as GENOS OCCIDERE and no longer have to live your life in fear.

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How do I apply?????

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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You should apply to a powerful space organization such as GENOS OCCIDERE and no longer have to live your life in fear.

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How do I apply?????

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m8 just make a thread here and wait for GENOS TOP RECRUITMENT OFFICER CHUNKY MILK to be satisfied with your application.

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Update: I convo'd KC Decartes today to ask him where he was, and if he wished to engage in a gentleman's fight.

He declined, calling me a nub and suggesting I use a locator.

I told him that I felt sorry for him paying other people to kill me when they weren't doing it for him, so was offering him the chance to kill me himself so he could pay himself and save some ISK.

Long story short, he called my mother a racial slur and my father something horrible.

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Originally by: Lana Torrin

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Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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We all share accounts though as needed.

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Sniping with the only important post on the first page.

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Alright gents. Lets back up a second and look at this for what it is:

-Empirer was keeping eyes on a target in upling
-Mickey mouse comes in and starts smack talking the alliance Ash's to Ash's in local
-Empirer smack talks back
-Mickey tells Empirer to kill himself
-Lexa (hydra) chimes in and tries to intimidate Empirer
-Empirer tells Lexa to go **** himself
-Mickey and Lexa start a troll topic
-KcD says the topic is re.ta.rded
-Lexa says lets keep this going.
-Now I'm stuck dealing with you 6th graders...

Take words into action and come and get us or STFU. Who gives a **** that your "soulmate" (go **** him then butt buddy) started **** and was upset that **** was started back.

Now my time which is already heavily taxed needs to be spent assessing who to bribe, what accounts can be bought, and how to get into a position of influence. All because you couldnÆt take Mickey's **** out of your mouth long enough to remove the e-***** from your ass to understand that we don't give a **** about your over inflated cannon fodder organization.

In other words go **** yourselves.

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Edited by: Mickey Simon on 20/08/2010 09:34:10
It's pretty cool how you edit chatlogs then call me a troll.
Appreciate that as much as I appreciate what you said about my family.

edit: if you really play for blood, maybe come find me rather then jumping through wormholes and 0.0 in a cov ops

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Originally by: Kc Decartes

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Edited by: Mickey Simon on 20/08/2010 09:34:10
It's pretty cool how you edit chatlogs then call me a troll.
Appreciate that as much as I appreciate what you said about my family.

edit: if you really play for blood, maybe come find me rather then jumping through wormholes and 0.0 in a cov ops

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I was in a tengu, not a cov ops...

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Originally by: Allestin Villimar

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Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.

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Originally by: Torothanax

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Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive.

Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Ah, I assumed a cov ops because you didn't want to fight me and were moving so easily but a T3 explains that.

Cheers for the backup Berneh, appreciate it

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Originally by: Zeraphine Akarii

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[ 2010.08.20 04:56:55 ] Mickey Simon > May I suggest, Duncan Tanner. Gordoram1. Renius.

pffttt. fu mickey...

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Originally by: Zeraphine Akarii

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[ 2010.08.20 04:56:55 ] Mickey Simon > May I suggest, Duncan Tanner. Gordoram1. Renius.

pffttt. fu mickey...

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Meight.
When do you login????
I haven't seen you in ages. I login more then you and I'm supposed to be on a break D:

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Originally by: KC Descartes

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[ 2010.08.20 04:55:28 ] Mickey Simon > I also suggest you take the pants off your head.

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Originally by: Captain Pompous

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Edited by: Captain Pompous on 21/08/2010 23:23:42

Originally by: KC Descartes

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[ 2010.08.20 04:55:28 ] Mickey Simon > I also suggest you take the pants off your head.

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I live to serve

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Originally by: Berneh

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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Ah, I assumed a cov ops because you didn't want to fight me and were moving so easily but a T3 explains that.

Cheers for the backup Berneh, appreciate it

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any time matey, whats right is right :D

now crush these fools !

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Quote:

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[02:27:51] Kc Decartes > SLM baba ^^
[02:28:25] Mickey Simon > Hi
[02:28:37] Kc Decartes > ^^
[02:28:40] Kc Decartes > HI :D
[02:28:42] Mickey Simon > If you wish to converse, I suggest you take the pants off your head first.
[02:29:44] Kc Decartes > lol, nub, forget words said, words that could be said, forget all, move forward, I am a part of you know :D
[02:29:47] Kc Decartes > now*
[02:29:55] Kc Decartes > hehe, I can't type xD
[02:30:02] Mickey Simon > That doesn't surprise me.
[02:30:03] Kc Decartes > do you want to come onto our vent?
[02:30:06] Mickey Simon > Sure.
[02:32:11] Kc Decartes > umm, I forgot the pass to the vent I wanted to bring you to, do you have a vent we can chat on?
[02:32:30] Mickey Simon > Let me check.
[02:34:38] Mickey Simon > sure
[02:35:44] Mickey Simon > xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[02:35:48] Mickey Simon > xxxx
[02:35:49] Mickey Simon > xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

(we chat for a bit)


[02:59:15] Kc Decartes > why did you leave?
[03:00:01] Kc Decartes > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OzWIFX8M-Y
[03:01:22] Kc Decartes > ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
[03:02:52] Kc Decartes > I'm going to wrap you in a slab of bacon and eat you whole :))
[03:03:20] Mickey Simon > But you wont.
[03:03:24] Mickey Simon > You don't actually do anything.
[03:03:31] Mickey Simon > Even though I fly solo alot, you don't come hunting for me.
[03:03:39] Mickey Simon > Everytime I try to find you you run into wormholes.
[03:03:43] Mickey Simon > You're not going to do a thing.
[03:03:57] Mickey Simon > Talk as much as you want, you're still a pansy with a bad alliance name :)
[03:04:33] Kc Decartes > I dont need to hunt you. People do that **** for me. You act as if I dont know where you are.
[03:04:40] Mickey Simon > I'm in Dodixie.
[03:04:45] Mickey Simon > I'm always in Dodixie, apart from when I roam.
[03:04:50] Mickey Simon > Noone's going to hunt me.
[03:04:56] Mickey Simon > Becuase you don't know anyone.
[03:05:01] Mickey Simon > Even if you do know people, and they do hunt me
[03:05:08] Mickey Simon > that's actually good, because it means I get more fights.
[03:05:21] Mickey Simon > I don't think you understand how people like me play this game.
[03:05:41] Kc Decartes > I have the 4 spots of the system dod called home camped 24-7. I know when you leave, I know when you come. Its my home
[03:06:06] Mickey Simon > So you know when I leave, and when I come back
[03:06:08] Mickey Simon > that's cool.
[03:06:13] Kc Decartes > all 4 points to that constellation are camped
[03:06:15] Mickey Simon > As I said, there's nothing that <i>you</i> can do about it.
[03:06:27] Kc Decartes > about what?
[03:06:35] Mickey Simon > About me moving around.
[03:06:45] Mickey Simon > It's great that you know where I am
[03:06:53] Kc Decartes > move around, what do I care xD
[03:06:54] Mickey Simon > but you can't do anything about it?
[03:07:05] Mickey Simon > Well, you're the one who promised to make eve unplayable for me
[03:07:21] Mickey Simon > you're the one who threatened me
[03:07:29] Mickey Simon > it's like
[03:07:31] Mickey Simon > ok, that's great
[03:07:36] Mickey Simon > but you're not actually doing anything
[03:07:47] Kc Decartes > you're the one who is at fault for the topic... you're the one who is trying to crush me... come and do it already lol
[03:07:57] Mickey Simon > I'm not trying to crush you at all
[03:08:05] Mickey Simon > If I find you in space, I'd kill you like I'd kill anyone
[03:08:08] Mickey Simon > you're not special
[03:08:25] Mickey Simon > I never said I would crush you.
[03:08:32] Mickey Simon > I never made claims of that nature <i>anywhere</i>

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Originally by: Mickey Simon

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KC Decartes just convo'd me and asked if I wanted to talk on vent. I replied in the affirmatory despite not having a headset (mine broke a few days ago) as I was eager to hear what he had to say.

We logged on to a friend of mine's server and I used bindings to talk. I informed him I didn't have a microphone.

Decartes seems to think that he is a bulldog. He will not back down. He finds it amusing that Lexa and I cannot find him and that we can't do a thing to stop him.
I asked him what there was to stop. He doesn't actually do anything short of looking pants on head ******ed in this thread and jump into wormholes in his no-doubt cloaking, bubble nullifying, stabbed tengu.
All of this, after threatening me, and promising to make EVE unplayable for me.

He alluded to friends in Cry Havoc (Cry Havoc are pretty cool guys, I doubt they'd have anything to do with this guy) and he said we could end this just me apologising. I said that would be fine, as long as he apologised for having a bad alliance name.

Apparently that's not acceptable so our ETERNAL STRUGGLE will continue I guess.
He also thinks that we are getting very worked up in our forum posting.

This youtube link is unrelated, but I feel I need to step up to Decartes superior posting and link an irrelevant youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWIUcoVH3e4

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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Lol, you're cute Mickey xD Just say that you're sorry that you started a troll topic about our outfit and I'm sure KcD would lift the bounty... at least I think he would, you guys have done some pretty poor ****s since this all started. I know you can't touch us, and you know it too. So lets hold hands and call it peace okie?

Emerald

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Originally by: Emerald Decartes

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"Stupid responses like the last few on this thread will no longer be responded to."

Emerald

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