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CPT BALLS
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Posted - 2010.08.06 01:23:00 -
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online
all this poor chap proves is that he doesnt quite have the head for the awesomeness that is EVE online.
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King Gore
The Church of Sentcha
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Posted - 2010.08.06 01:27:00 -
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Originally by: CPT BALLS http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online
all this poor chap proves is that he doesnt quite have the head for the awesomeness that is EVE online.
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Originally by: Kahn Souphanousinphone I thought I was going to live next to a powerful man, now I just live next to power.
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Felix Esperium
Lysergic Distortions Research and Development
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Posted - 2010.08.06 01:33:00 -
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Isn't this like really old?
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Balsak
Minmatar Friends of Bigfoot
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Posted - 2010.08.06 01:36:00 -
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Oh god yeah this is really old and anyone who takes his reviews seriously needs their head examined. Yahtzee is a comedian at best and I have to admit his **** is pretty funny.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.08.06 01:55:00 -
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The games he doesn't burn down with epic flames of eloquence are rare enough to not worry about him bashing your favorite game :) Also he is a self-confessed 'mumorpeger' hater. I agree with everything Barakkus posts. |

Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.08.06 01:55:00 -
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.08.06 02:30:00 -
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Old. REEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLY old. I mean, crikey, nearly from two years ago. I found it to be a pretty accurate portrayal of the typical new player experience back in that day  And a very funny one at that.
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Shade Millith
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.08.06 02:50:00 -
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There's like, 2 games he's reviewed that he hasn't torn into, one of them was Portal.
So no **** he's torn into EVE Online ------------------------
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LimitedEdition T'amber
Gallente ships of eve 3rd Party Secured
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Posted - 2010.08.06 02:51:00 -
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:)
T'ambers alt with more than 10 people in corp. 300bil Eve Events Fund. need halp.
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Shtirlec
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.06 02:59:00 -
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the funny part, is that most of that is true =PP
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Aerilis
Gallente Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2010.08.06 03:21:00 -
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waaahhh someone said bad things about my favorite game on the internet!
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Xereyn
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Posted - 2010.08.06 05:28:00 -
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The odd thing is, I find Yahtzee's reviews to be really very helpful in assessing games - it's a matter of looking at *what* he criticised. Including bearing in mind that he's really, truly not very good at gaming.
Dude wimped out of Demon's Souls without evening finishing 1-2. I'm a girl, and don't really think of myself as being exceptionally good at gaming, and I've finished Demon's Souls through to NG++++ with all weapons, spells, and trophies collected...
But he *is* funny.
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Whiny McEmokid
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Posted - 2010.08.06 05:31:00 -
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Originally by: CPT BALLS What two ninkum poops gave birth to this lad?
was thinking that after reading your post.
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Sinister Dextor
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Posted - 2010.08.06 07:07:00 -
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Actually, it's Nincompoops, derived from the phrase Non Compus Mentis.
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Sha'Zam
Drop of Blood
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Posted - 2010.08.06 07:46:00 -
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the funny thing is that its pretty accurate for avg player in eve.
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TheBlueMonkey
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.08.06 07:50:00 -
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Originally by: Xereyn I'm a girl
LIES!!! --
Nothing is worthless, you may have gotten it for free but it still has an inherent value
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.08.06 08:30:00 -
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Originally by: TheBlueMonkey
Originally by: Xereyn I'm a girl
LIES!!!
I am also a girl IRL!
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Emo Dodo
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Posted - 2010.08.06 09:10:00 -
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I'm not!
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Amberlamps
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Posted - 2010.08.06 11:14:00 -
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He's trying too hard to be like charlie brooker
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Ezeria Mistanta
Amarrian Atheist Remuneration Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.06 11:17:00 -
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Lolz
That video is why I decided to play Eve. ------------------
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TheBlueMonkey
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.08.06 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: Ji Sama
Originally by: TheBlueMonkey
Originally by: Xereyn I'm a girl
LIES!!!
I am also a girl IRL!
MORE LIES!!!!
Clearly no girls play online games that aren't hello kitty online and if they do they're either lesbians\ugly.
Everyone knows this, that and the smart ones won't mention gender untill everyone fears them because most of the resctions they get will be douchebaggery ;)
OMG GGGGGGRRRLLL \o/ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Yahtzee is amusing enough, and is to computer games what charlie brooker is to tv. I still want to go to the mana bar but it's the other side of the planet :( --
Nothing is worthless, you may have gotten it for free but it still has an inherent value
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Mashie Saldana
BFG Tech
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Posted - 2010.08.06 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Ji Sama
Originally by: TheBlueMonkey
Originally by: Xereyn I'm a girl
LIES!!!
I am also a girl IRL!
ISK sent.
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Vexion Daran
Gallente Templars of Space AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2010.08.06 11:23:00 -
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This guy is really a cracker. He talks so fast he doesn't even think about what he says, but then again...it's a great way to mask his low IQ.
He prolly really believes his career choice trying out games with the attention span of a fly is something to be proud of. If my sons ever grows up even remotely like this guy, i'll send them to an assylum.
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Nullity
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.08.06 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Vexion Daran This guy is really a cracker. He talks so fast he doesn't even think about what he says, but then again...it's a great way to mask his low IQ.
He prolly really believes his career choice trying out games with the attention span of a fly is something to be proud of. If my sons ever grows up even remotely like this guy, i'll send them to an assylum.
He's talented and funny. One of the few web videos I know of that's worth watching. What are you talking about?
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.08.06 12:04:00 -
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Originally by: Vexion Daran This guy is really a cracker. He talks so fast he doesn't even think about what he says, but then again...it's a great way to mask his low IQ.
He prolly really believes his career choice trying out games with the attention span of a fly is something to be proud of. If my sons ever grows up even remotely like this guy, i'll send them to an assylum.
I'm pleased to see I'm not the only one who hates this dumb crap.
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Eternum Praetorian
True Creation
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Posted - 2010.08.06 12:17:00 -
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Oh yea? Well you all are nerds that are to other nerds what nerds are to David Hasselhoff.
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Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2010.08.06 13:45:00 -
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Originally by: Vexion Daran If my sons ever grows up even remotely like this guy
Oh, i'm pretty sure you won't have to worry about that. You strike me as the type of guy who would insist on having the most average and boring children imaginable.
My deepest sympathies. Prof. Tarantula, Esq. |

Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.06 13:59:00 -
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I love it, isnt he Australian?
Anyway, my sleepy hometown of Biggleswade in the UK gets a name check in one of the Grand Theft Auto reviews :)
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2010.08.06 14:10:00 -
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Edited by: Professor Tarantula on 06/08/2010 14:13:40
Originally by: Skippermonkey I love it, isnt he Australian?
Well, born in Britain and moved there at some point.
I don't agree with everything he says, but he's a comedian, so i just expect a laugh or two, which he always provides. He does hit the nail on the head with some of his critiques, like the whole "Press X to not die" crap in console cutscenes, but often i feel he's reaching for things to be OCD about because he's got a reputation for it now.
My deepest sympathies. Prof. Tarantula, Esq. |

Anddeh McNab
Matari Department of Gun Control
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Posted - 2010.08.06 14:16:00 -
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Originally by: Professor Tarantula He does however hit the nail on the head with some of his critiques, like the whole "Press X to not die" crap in console cutscenes.
He seems to hit the nail on the head while simultaneously missing the point entirely.
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