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Garst Tyrell
Amarr No.Mercy
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:13:00 -
[1]
Welp
Looks like the second escaped
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Natilus2
Gallente Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:17:00 -
[2]
[RESERVED]
Battle report coming soon, stiletto is writing it up.
-Nat
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Anile8er
Minmatar D00M. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:29:00 -
[3]
Its all about BFF
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Astald Ohtar
Amarr Tous Pour Un Une Pour Tous
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:49:00 -
[4]

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Razzor Death
Gallente Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:50:00 -
[5]
lol
o my
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Just fearless
Caldari Phantom Squad Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:54:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Just fearless on 17/08/2010 03:54:41 Total Damage Taken: 7,076,380
 
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Jacobus Archilles
Caldari New Dawn Corporation Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:10:00 -
[7]
Nice fit.
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Deathvoucher
Amarr Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:10:00 -
[8]
♥ you all BDEAL
♥ all friends
♥ CO2 for epic failure
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swordmaster125
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:14:00 -
[9]
Great fudging up by Co2 here honestly, started with a good fight, ended with a good killmail.
Important stuff indeed

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Apathetic Brent
Caldari void. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:20:00 -
[10]
amazing write-up stiletto. You should write all the battle reports.
Brent
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Nicolas Vairaktaris
Caldari ANZAC ALLIANCE IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:22:00 -
[11]
Nice write up. Good to see some imagination used for a change.
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Veritas Myth
Gallente Krait Corp Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:23:00 -
[12]
Jowan's Frozen Corpse - For Sale -
Highest bidder takes away a little bit of Eve History.
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Scarlet Intelis
Minmatar Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:24:00 -
[13]
Nice write up. Good times 
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Jumper Guy
Amarr Silver Snake Enterprise Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:28:00 -
[14]
"PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed"
/me does not recall this part.
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Helios Black
Amarr Wraith.Wing Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:28:00 -
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Originally by: Natilus2 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:13:20 Hey, does EVE come with a time out?
When they put up the cyno, I guess they thought we'd run. 2 phallic Co2 titans popped up (lol) in the midst of the relatively small gang of battleships that had been assembled to counter our roaming gang. A buttplug and a flying chin, hanging in space above the station undock. Raging like a sex-starved nympho, GavinGoodrich pounding hamfisted in all caps "TITAN BUBBLED OUTSIDE STATION" exploded into every channel. Within 2 short minutes of his request a dozen bubbles shimmered around the massive space ****s. Texts were sent out on our SRS business SMS spammer. Capsuleers flowed into local like blood into our no longer flacid members.
Co2 started to feel a bit of performance anxiety as our dictors circled their balls in tightening arcs, and our turrets pounded into them again and again. A few desperate pilots in a prophecy and a drake warped onto the field and lit a cyno. In the seconds before their ships went up in flames, 4 triage carriers flicker onto our overviews, and one by one they are destroyed in a matter of minutes.
By now, our ecstatic screaming had attracted some attention. Daisho and Dara Cothrom had showed up to join the orgy, with some other random neutrals and a stray hydra or two. Friendly fire claimed a couple of our support ships but quickly settled down as everyone focused their attention on Jowan.
With terror in his eyes as we penetrated his shields, he could no longer stand to watch us watching him being violated. Desperate to finish before it was too late, with 15 minutes on the clock we lit our cyno beacons and redoubled our thrusting, hammering through his armor and scrambling to get as many swinging dreads bashing into him as we could.
Blow for blow with time running out and each second drawing us closer to release, and Jowan to his doom, we were never sure if we would end it in time. 2 minutes were left on the clock and a quarter of his structure when AAA got on their megaphone in local and shined their flashlight in our eyes, like the space police harassing two passionate lovers entwined on a dingy, soiled mattress in the back of an El Camino.
PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed, but it was too late. We shot the last of our load all over the steaming wreck of Jowans Avatar, dizzy with glee and shouting victorious cries of pleasure. The dripping juices and gaping bullet holes spelled out a message:
This battlereport brought to you by Important Internet Spaceship League.
You win 100 internets.
Great write up, bro.
Originally by: Helicity Boson Maybe you should go play Uno with your mom so you can be "second winner" again.
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StupidMonkey's Bro
Caldari Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Jumper Guy "PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed"
/me does not recall this part.
Freelanc3r > If the titan dies you lose all your space
Makalu Zarya > if that titan goes down AAA will not happy
Freelanc3r > I demand you all stop shooting right now
are just a couple examples of AAA pilots yelling in U-H local
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Ingo Pech
Caldari Rapscallions Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:34:00 -
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Originally by: Jumper Guy "PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed"
/me does not recall this part.
[01:52:44] Freelanc3r > I demand you all stop shooting right now [01:52:59] Makalu Zarya > if that titan goes down AAA will not happy [01:53:01] Makalu Zarya > count on it [01:53:11] Freelanc3r > If the titan dies you lose all your space [01:53:13] Freelanc3r > think about it
Was said in local right before it died .... those are AAA members right ? Sounds like PULL OUT PULL OUT to me
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Deathvoucher
Amarr Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:36:00 -
[18]
then AAA *****s on the mail :)
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Natilus2
Gallente Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 05:04:00 -
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apparently C02 never called -a- 0_o they just.. *poof* on the scene
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Omarvelous
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 05:08:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Natilus2 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:30:41 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:13:20 Hey, does EVE come with a time out?
When they put up the cyno, I guess they thought we'd run. 2 phallic Co2 titans popped up (lol) in the midst of the relatively small gang of battleships that had been assembled to counter our roaming gang. A buttplug and a flying chin, hanging in space above the station undock. Raging like a sex-starved nympho, GavinGoodrich pounding hamfisted in all caps "TITAN BUBBLED OUTSIDE STATION" exploded into every channel. Within 2 short minutes of his request a dozen bubbles shimmered around the massive space ****s. Texts were sent out on our SRS business SMS spammer. Capsuleers flowed into local like blood into our no longer flacid members.
Co2 started to feel a bit of performance anxiety as our dictors circled their balls in tightening arcs, and our turrets pounded into them again and again. A few desperate pilots in a prophecy and a drake warped onto the field and lit a cyno. In the seconds before their ships went up in flames, 4 triage carriers flicker onto our overviews, and one by one they are destroyed in a matter of minutes.
By now, our ecstatic screaming had attracted some attention. Daisho and Dara Cothrom had showed up to join the orgy, with some other random neutrals and a stray hydra or two. Friendly fire claimed a couple of our support ships but quickly settled down as everyone focused their attention on Jowan.
With terror in his eyes as we penetrated his shields, he could no longer stand to watch us watching him being violated. Desperate to finish before it was too late, with 15 minutes on the clock we lit our cyno beacons and redoubled our thrusting, hammering through his armor and scrambling to get as many swinging dreads bashing into him as we could.
Blow for blow with time running out and each second drawing us closer to release, and Jowan to his doom, we were never sure if we would end it in time. 2 minutes were left on the clock and a quarter of his structure when AAA got on their megaphone in local and shined their flashlight in our eyes, like the space police harassing two passionate lovers entwined on a dingy, soiled mattress in the back of an El Camino.
PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed, but it was too late. We shot the last of our load all over the steaming wreck of Jowans Avatar, dizzy with glee and shouting victorious cries of pleasure. The dripping juices and gaping bullet holes spelled out a message:
This battlereport brought to you by Important Internet Spaceship League.
Write-up by our lovely Stiletto Jackboot

Best write-up ever.
JOIN US
My ****ty Stats
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Alekseyev Karrde
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.08.17 05:37:00 -
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Originally by: Natilus2 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:30:41 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:13:20 Hey, does EVE come with a time out?
When they put up the cyno, I guess they thought we'd run. 2 phallic Co2 titans popped up (lol) in the midst of the relatively small gang of battleships that had been assembled to counter our roaming gang. A buttplug and a flying chin, hanging in space above the station undock. Raging like a sex-starved nympho, GavinGoodrich pounding hamfisted in all caps "TITAN BUBBLED OUTSIDE STATION" exploded into every channel. Within 2 short minutes of his request a dozen bubbles shimmered around the massive space ****s. Texts were sent out on our SRS business SMS spammer. Capsuleers flowed into local like blood into our no longer flacid members.
Co2 started to feel a bit of performance anxiety as our dictors circled their balls in tightening arcs, and our turrets pounded into them again and again. A few desperate pilots in a prophecy and a drake warped onto the field and lit a cyno. In the seconds before their ships went up in flames, 4 triage carriers flicker onto our overviews, and one by one they are destroyed in a matter of minutes.
By now, our ecstatic screaming had attracted some attention. Daisho and Dara Cothrom had showed up to join the orgy, with some other random neutrals and a stray hydra or two. Friendly fire claimed a couple of our support ships but quickly settled down as everyone focused their attention on Jowan.
With terror in his eyes as we penetrated his shields, he could no longer stand to watch us watching him being violated. Desperate to finish before it was too late, with 15 minutes on the clock we lit our cyno beacons and redoubled our thrusting, hammering through his armor and scrambling to get as many swinging dreads bashing into him as we could.
Blow for blow with time running out and each second drawing us closer to release, and Jowan to his doom, we were never sure if we would end it in time. 2 minutes were left on the clock and a quarter of his structure when AAA got on their megaphone in local and shined their flashlight in our eyes, like the space police harassing two passionate lovers entwined on a dingy, soiled mattress in the back of an El Camino.
PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed, but it was too late. We shot the last of our load all over the steaming wreck of Jowans Avatar, dizzy with glee and shouting victorious cries of pleasure. The dripping juices and gaping bullet holes spelled out a message:
This battlereport brought to you by Important Internet Spaceship League.
Write-up by our lovely Stiletto Jackboot
This post aroused my interest. I took a long, hard look before my excitement was released. ---
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Commander Lenix
Caldari Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 05:59:00 -
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Edited by: Commander Lenix on 17/08/2010 06:04:33 CO2 Avatar crushed by BDEAL
By Commander Lenix BDEAL propaganda specialist
In a triumphant display of importance, the Important Internet Spaceship League (BDEAL) destroyed a Circle of Two (CO2) Avatar during a two-hour engagement in U-HYMT.
The fight began when BDEAL engaged CO2 in a nearby star system. After a short fight, CO2 tactically retreated back toward their sovereignty. BDEAL decided to try to cut them off before they reached their home system.
Upon arrival in CO2 space, the BDEAL fleet realized they were too late, and CO2 was already mounting a response fleet. BDEAL's mostly battle cruiser gang was no match for CO2's growing battleship gang, so they made best speed back home.
CO2 followed and shortly after decided to bubble the BDEAL station in U-HYMT.
BDEAL responded to this camp by undocking a battleship and logistics fleet and began killing CO2 one by one.
That is when the fun began.
"Cyno on the field, cyno on the field," cried a BDEAL pilot on team speak.
To the disbelief of the BDEAL gang, an Avatar and Erebus appeared near the undock of the BDEAL station.
"Get hics and dics, hics and dics now!" screamed GavinGoodrich, BDEAL Fleet Commander.
As BDEAL pilots scurried to reship, GavinGoodrich also told alliance members to start calling friends, and spamming chat channels. SMS texts began shooting out to BDEAL pilots around the world.
"After i received a text message saying two Titians were in our home system I logged into team speak," said xoXFatCatXox. "I asked the FC if this was for real and his response was 'yes this is ****ing real.' That's when i logged into Eve and began fighting."
As some pilots docked to change ships, the remaining fleet continued pounding on the CO2 battleships.
"Keep going guys, we are holding," said the FC.
By this time the first Heavy Interdictor pilots, UDSaxman and Ceerix, arrived on the scene.
As soon as they initiated their bubbles, both of the onyx's were immediately doomsdayed by the two Titans.
"I just saw a flash and then i was waking up in station," said UDSaxman. "But getting doomsdayed is the best way to lose an onyx."
Around this time a second cyno appeared on the field and a CO2 Archon, and two Thanatos jumped into system and began repping the reaming CO2 battleship fleet.
After a grueling slugfest, BDEAL dismembered the remaining battleships and carriers and then began to focus on the big boys on the field.
As soon as the third carrier went pop, it happened ... the logoffski.
"Someone get me a countdown," said GavinGoodrich.
Fifteen minutes left.
As the aggression timer for the two Titans began to countdown, the local count continued to rise as alliances from all over providence began flooding into sytem.
While more and more neutrals began landing on the field, confusion began to set in. So a simple command was typed in local chat to provide guidance. "Jowan in the Avatar is primary."
Thirteen minutes left.
Friendly capital ships began cynoing on the field while the shields of the doomed Avatar began to decline faster and faster. Then the first sliver of armor damage began showing.
Ten minutes left.
As the Titan started to hit about 60 percent armor, a rather ominous warning was relayed to BDEAL from Against ALL Authorities, " .-A-. Command is coming in, stop shooting the Titan now. Anyone that is still shooting them will lose sov."
Since the Titan was a valid target, BDEAL decided to continue the engagement while unanimously shouting "Go **** Yourself," toward .-A-.
Five minutes left.
As local count approached 200, the Avatar was hitting the bottom of its armor.
"I think this is going to happen," said the FC.
As the seconds ticked away the Avatar's structure started to disappear while sieged dreadnaughts, carriers, battleships and more kept chipping away at the massive ship.
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Commander Lenix
Caldari Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:03:00 -
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Then, with around 58 seconds remaining the Avatar erupted into a giant ball of fire, and its explosion was overshadowed by the roaring screams on team speak.
In a totally anti-climatic moment, CO2's second support fleet began landing while the fire of the Avatar wreck began to dwindle.
Amazingly, all of BDEAL's cap ships were able to evacuate the field unscathed, and with a growing number of CO2 and AAA entering the system, it was time to dock up.
In the end, BDEAL, its friends and many neutral alliances managed to destroy nearly 62 billion in CO2 assets, while suffering only a 3.3 billion ISK loss.
This fight shows that BDEAL lives up to its name and truly is a "Big Deal."
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Ospie
Amarr Core Impulse
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:03:00 -
[24]
Nice work
Epic write up!
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Razzor Death
Gallente Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:04:00 -
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Originally by: Ospie Nice work
Epic write up!
Sorry Ospie if I was logged in I would have messaged you to ***** the mail m8 lol
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GunniiH
Caldari void. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:05:00 -
[26]
Edited by: GunniiH on 17/08/2010 06:05:32
Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde
Originally by: Natilus2 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:30:41 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:13:20 Hey, does EVE come with a time out?
When they put up the cyno, I guess they thought we'd run. 2 phallic Co2 titans popped up (lol) in the midst of the relatively small gang of battleships that had been assembled to counter our roaming gang. A buttplug and a flying chin, hanging in space above the station undock. Raging like a sex-starved nympho, GavinGoodrich pounding hamfisted in all caps "TITAN BUBBLED OUTSIDE STATION" exploded into every channel. Within 2 short minutes of his request a dozen bubbles shimmered around the massive space ****s. Texts were sent out on our SRS business SMS spammer. Capsuleers flowed into local like blood into our no longer flacid members.
Co2 started to feel a bit of performance anxiety as our dictors circled their balls in tightening arcs, and our turrets pounded into them again and again. A few desperate pilots in a prophecy and a drake warped onto the field and lit a cyno. In the seconds before their ships went up in flames, 4 triage carriers flicker onto our overviews, and one by one they are destroyed in a matter of minutes.
By now, our ecstatic screaming had attracted some attention. Daisho and Dara Cothrom had showed up to join the orgy, with some other random neutrals and a stray hydra or two. Friendly fire claimed a couple of our support ships but quickly settled down as everyone focused their attention on Jowan.
With terror in his eyes as we penetrated his shields, he could no longer stand to watch us watching him being violated. Desperate to finish before it was too late, with 15 minutes on the clock we lit our cyno beacons and redoubled our thrusting, hammering through his armor and scrambling to get as many swinging dreads bashing into him as we could.
Blow for blow with time running out and each second drawing us closer to release, and Jowan to his doom, we were never sure if we would end it in time. 2 minutes were left on the clock and a quarter of his structure when AAA got on their megaphone in local and shined their flashlight in our eyes, like the space police harassing two passionate lovers entwined on a dingy, soiled mattress in the back of an El Camino.
PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed, but it was too late. We shot the last of our load all over the steaming wreck of Jowans Avatar, dizzy with glee and shouting victorious cries of pleasure. The dripping juices and gaping bullet holes spelled out a message:
This battlereport brought to you by Important Internet Spaceship League.
Write-up by our lovely Stiletto Jackboot
This post aroused my interest. I took a long, hard look before my excitement was released.
LOL, this man knows how to reply and play along.
Mad props.
~Gunni
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Jim Bridger
Minmatar Steel Fleet Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:06:00 -
[27]
Very nice battle reports that match my memory of events rather closely. Was an epic and fun fight.
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Evanga
Amarr Trust Doesn't Rust Mostly Cookie
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:09:00 -
[28]
Never IISL was found in provi defence fleets...only smacks and dockups but this they CAN do lol..
Nice kill though 
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Jim Bridger
Minmatar Steel Fleet Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:15:00 -
[29]
LOL, and the usual COAD trolling begins.
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Stygian Knight
Minmatar Blood Covenant Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:46:00 -
[30]
Destry's Lounge :love:
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