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Garst Tyrell
Amarr No.Mercy
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:13:00 -
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Welp
Looks like the second escaped
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Natilus2
Gallente Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:17:00 -
[2]
[RESERVED]
Battle report coming soon, stiletto is writing it up.
-Nat
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Anile8er
Minmatar D00M. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:29:00 -
[3]
Its all about BFF
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Astald Ohtar
Amarr Tous Pour Un Une Pour Tous
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:49:00 -
[4]
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Razzor Death
Gallente Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:50:00 -
[5]
lol
o my
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Just fearless
Caldari Phantom Squad Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:54:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Just fearless on 17/08/2010 03:54:41 Total Damage Taken: 7,076,380
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Jacobus Archilles
Caldari New Dawn Corporation Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:10:00 -
[7]
Nice fit.
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Deathvoucher
Amarr Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:10:00 -
[8]
♥ you all BDEAL
♥ all friends
♥ CO2 for epic failure
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swordmaster125
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:14:00 -
[9]
Great fudging up by Co2 here honestly, started with a good fight, ended with a good killmail.
Important stuff indeed
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Apathetic Brent
Caldari void. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:20:00 -
[10]
amazing write-up stiletto. You should write all the battle reports.
Brent
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Nicolas Vairaktaris
Caldari ANZAC ALLIANCE IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:22:00 -
[11]
Nice write up. Good to see some imagination used for a change.
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Veritas Myth
Gallente Krait Corp Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:23:00 -
[12]
Jowan's Frozen Corpse - For Sale -
Highest bidder takes away a little bit of Eve History.
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Scarlet Intelis
Minmatar Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:24:00 -
[13]
Nice write up. Good times
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Jumper Guy
Amarr Silver Snake Enterprise Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:28:00 -
[14]
"PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed"
/me does not recall this part.
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Helios Black
Amarr Wraith.Wing Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:28:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Natilus2 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:13:20 Hey, does EVE come with a time out?
When they put up the cyno, I guess they thought we'd run. 2 phallic Co2 titans popped up (lol) in the midst of the relatively small gang of battleships that had been assembled to counter our roaming gang. A buttplug and a flying chin, hanging in space above the station undock. Raging like a sex-starved nympho, GavinGoodrich pounding hamfisted in all caps "TITAN BUBBLED OUTSIDE STATION" exploded into every channel. Within 2 short minutes of his request a dozen bubbles shimmered around the massive space ****s. Texts were sent out on our SRS business SMS spammer. Capsuleers flowed into local like blood into our no longer flacid members.
Co2 started to feel a bit of performance anxiety as our dictors circled their balls in tightening arcs, and our turrets pounded into them again and again. A few desperate pilots in a prophecy and a drake warped onto the field and lit a cyno. In the seconds before their ships went up in flames, 4 triage carriers flicker onto our overviews, and one by one they are destroyed in a matter of minutes.
By now, our ecstatic screaming had attracted some attention. Daisho and Dara Cothrom had showed up to join the orgy, with some other random neutrals and a stray hydra or two. Friendly fire claimed a couple of our support ships but quickly settled down as everyone focused their attention on Jowan.
With terror in his eyes as we penetrated his shields, he could no longer stand to watch us watching him being violated. Desperate to finish before it was too late, with 15 minutes on the clock we lit our cyno beacons and redoubled our thrusting, hammering through his armor and scrambling to get as many swinging dreads bashing into him as we could.
Blow for blow with time running out and each second drawing us closer to release, and Jowan to his doom, we were never sure if we would end it in time. 2 minutes were left on the clock and a quarter of his structure when AAA got on their megaphone in local and shined their flashlight in our eyes, like the space police harassing two passionate lovers entwined on a dingy, soiled mattress in the back of an El Camino.
PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed, but it was too late. We shot the last of our load all over the steaming wreck of Jowans Avatar, dizzy with glee and shouting victorious cries of pleasure. The dripping juices and gaping bullet holes spelled out a message:
This battlereport brought to you by Important Internet Spaceship League.
You win 100 internets.
Great write up, bro.
Originally by: Helicity Boson Maybe you should go play Uno with your mom so you can be "second winner" again.
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StupidMonkey's Bro
Caldari Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Jumper Guy "PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed"
/me does not recall this part.
Freelanc3r > If the titan dies you lose all your space
Makalu Zarya > if that titan goes down AAA will not happy
Freelanc3r > I demand you all stop shooting right now
are just a couple examples of AAA pilots yelling in U-H local
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Ingo Pech
Caldari Rapscallions Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:34:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Jumper Guy "PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed"
/me does not recall this part.
[01:52:44] Freelanc3r > I demand you all stop shooting right now [01:52:59] Makalu Zarya > if that titan goes down AAA will not happy [01:53:01] Makalu Zarya > count on it [01:53:11] Freelanc3r > If the titan dies you lose all your space [01:53:13] Freelanc3r > think about it
Was said in local right before it died .... those are AAA members right ? Sounds like PULL OUT PULL OUT to me
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Deathvoucher
Amarr Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 04:36:00 -
[18]
then AAA *****s on the mail :)
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Natilus2
Gallente Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 05:04:00 -
[19]
apparently C02 never called -a- 0_o they just.. *poof* on the scene
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Omarvelous
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 05:08:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Natilus2 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:30:41 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:13:20 Hey, does EVE come with a time out?
When they put up the cyno, I guess they thought we'd run. 2 phallic Co2 titans popped up (lol) in the midst of the relatively small gang of battleships that had been assembled to counter our roaming gang. A buttplug and a flying chin, hanging in space above the station undock. Raging like a sex-starved nympho, GavinGoodrich pounding hamfisted in all caps "TITAN BUBBLED OUTSIDE STATION" exploded into every channel. Within 2 short minutes of his request a dozen bubbles shimmered around the massive space ****s. Texts were sent out on our SRS business SMS spammer. Capsuleers flowed into local like blood into our no longer flacid members.
Co2 started to feel a bit of performance anxiety as our dictors circled their balls in tightening arcs, and our turrets pounded into them again and again. A few desperate pilots in a prophecy and a drake warped onto the field and lit a cyno. In the seconds before their ships went up in flames, 4 triage carriers flicker onto our overviews, and one by one they are destroyed in a matter of minutes.
By now, our ecstatic screaming had attracted some attention. Daisho and Dara Cothrom had showed up to join the orgy, with some other random neutrals and a stray hydra or two. Friendly fire claimed a couple of our support ships but quickly settled down as everyone focused their attention on Jowan.
With terror in his eyes as we penetrated his shields, he could no longer stand to watch us watching him being violated. Desperate to finish before it was too late, with 15 minutes on the clock we lit our cyno beacons and redoubled our thrusting, hammering through his armor and scrambling to get as many swinging dreads bashing into him as we could.
Blow for blow with time running out and each second drawing us closer to release, and Jowan to his doom, we were never sure if we would end it in time. 2 minutes were left on the clock and a quarter of his structure when AAA got on their megaphone in local and shined their flashlight in our eyes, like the space police harassing two passionate lovers entwined on a dingy, soiled mattress in the back of an El Camino.
PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed, but it was too late. We shot the last of our load all over the steaming wreck of Jowans Avatar, dizzy with glee and shouting victorious cries of pleasure. The dripping juices and gaping bullet holes spelled out a message:
This battlereport brought to you by Important Internet Spaceship League.
Write-up by our lovely Stiletto Jackboot
Best write-up ever.
JOIN US
My ****ty Stats
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Alekseyev Karrde
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.08.17 05:37:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Natilus2 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:30:41 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:13:20 Hey, does EVE come with a time out?
When they put up the cyno, I guess they thought we'd run. 2 phallic Co2 titans popped up (lol) in the midst of the relatively small gang of battleships that had been assembled to counter our roaming gang. A buttplug and a flying chin, hanging in space above the station undock. Raging like a sex-starved nympho, GavinGoodrich pounding hamfisted in all caps "TITAN BUBBLED OUTSIDE STATION" exploded into every channel. Within 2 short minutes of his request a dozen bubbles shimmered around the massive space ****s. Texts were sent out on our SRS business SMS spammer. Capsuleers flowed into local like blood into our no longer flacid members.
Co2 started to feel a bit of performance anxiety as our dictors circled their balls in tightening arcs, and our turrets pounded into them again and again. A few desperate pilots in a prophecy and a drake warped onto the field and lit a cyno. In the seconds before their ships went up in flames, 4 triage carriers flicker onto our overviews, and one by one they are destroyed in a matter of minutes.
By now, our ecstatic screaming had attracted some attention. Daisho and Dara Cothrom had showed up to join the orgy, with some other random neutrals and a stray hydra or two. Friendly fire claimed a couple of our support ships but quickly settled down as everyone focused their attention on Jowan.
With terror in his eyes as we penetrated his shields, he could no longer stand to watch us watching him being violated. Desperate to finish before it was too late, with 15 minutes on the clock we lit our cyno beacons and redoubled our thrusting, hammering through his armor and scrambling to get as many swinging dreads bashing into him as we could.
Blow for blow with time running out and each second drawing us closer to release, and Jowan to his doom, we were never sure if we would end it in time. 2 minutes were left on the clock and a quarter of his structure when AAA got on their megaphone in local and shined their flashlight in our eyes, like the space police harassing two passionate lovers entwined on a dingy, soiled mattress in the back of an El Camino.
PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed, but it was too late. We shot the last of our load all over the steaming wreck of Jowans Avatar, dizzy with glee and shouting victorious cries of pleasure. The dripping juices and gaping bullet holes spelled out a message:
This battlereport brought to you by Important Internet Spaceship League.
Write-up by our lovely Stiletto Jackboot
This post aroused my interest. I took a long, hard look before my excitement was released. ---
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Commander Lenix
Caldari Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 05:59:00 -
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Edited by: Commander Lenix on 17/08/2010 06:04:33 CO2 Avatar crushed by BDEAL
By Commander Lenix BDEAL propaganda specialist
In a triumphant display of importance, the Important Internet Spaceship League (BDEAL) destroyed a Circle of Two (CO2) Avatar during a two-hour engagement in U-HYMT.
The fight began when BDEAL engaged CO2 in a nearby star system. After a short fight, CO2 tactically retreated back toward their sovereignty. BDEAL decided to try to cut them off before they reached their home system.
Upon arrival in CO2 space, the BDEAL fleet realized they were too late, and CO2 was already mounting a response fleet. BDEAL's mostly battle cruiser gang was no match for CO2's growing battleship gang, so they made best speed back home.
CO2 followed and shortly after decided to bubble the BDEAL station in U-HYMT.
BDEAL responded to this camp by undocking a battleship and logistics fleet and began killing CO2 one by one.
That is when the fun began.
"Cyno on the field, cyno on the field," cried a BDEAL pilot on team speak.
To the disbelief of the BDEAL gang, an Avatar and Erebus appeared near the undock of the BDEAL station.
"Get hics and dics, hics and dics now!" screamed GavinGoodrich, BDEAL Fleet Commander.
As BDEAL pilots scurried to reship, GavinGoodrich also told alliance members to start calling friends, and spamming chat channels. SMS texts began shooting out to BDEAL pilots around the world.
"After i received a text message saying two Titians were in our home system I logged into team speak," said xoXFatCatXox. "I asked the FC if this was for real and his response was 'yes this is ****ing real.' That's when i logged into Eve and began fighting."
As some pilots docked to change ships, the remaining fleet continued pounding on the CO2 battleships.
"Keep going guys, we are holding," said the FC.
By this time the first Heavy Interdictor pilots, UDSaxman and Ceerix, arrived on the scene.
As soon as they initiated their bubbles, both of the onyx's were immediately doomsdayed by the two Titans.
"I just saw a flash and then i was waking up in station," said UDSaxman. "But getting doomsdayed is the best way to lose an onyx."
Around this time a second cyno appeared on the field and a CO2 Archon, and two Thanatos jumped into system and began repping the reaming CO2 battleship fleet.
After a grueling slugfest, BDEAL dismembered the remaining battleships and carriers and then began to focus on the big boys on the field.
As soon as the third carrier went pop, it happened ... the logoffski.
"Someone get me a countdown," said GavinGoodrich.
Fifteen minutes left.
As the aggression timer for the two Titans began to countdown, the local count continued to rise as alliances from all over providence began flooding into sytem.
While more and more neutrals began landing on the field, confusion began to set in. So a simple command was typed in local chat to provide guidance. "Jowan in the Avatar is primary."
Thirteen minutes left.
Friendly capital ships began cynoing on the field while the shields of the doomed Avatar began to decline faster and faster. Then the first sliver of armor damage began showing.
Ten minutes left.
As the Titan started to hit about 60 percent armor, a rather ominous warning was relayed to BDEAL from Against ALL Authorities, " .-A-. Command is coming in, stop shooting the Titan now. Anyone that is still shooting them will lose sov."
Since the Titan was a valid target, BDEAL decided to continue the engagement while unanimously shouting "Go **** Yourself," toward .-A-.
Five minutes left.
As local count approached 200, the Avatar was hitting the bottom of its armor.
"I think this is going to happen," said the FC.
As the seconds ticked away the Avatar's structure started to disappear while sieged dreadnaughts, carriers, battleships and more kept chipping away at the massive ship.
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Commander Lenix
Caldari Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:03:00 -
[23]
Then, with around 58 seconds remaining the Avatar erupted into a giant ball of fire, and its explosion was overshadowed by the roaring screams on team speak.
In a totally anti-climatic moment, CO2's second support fleet began landing while the fire of the Avatar wreck began to dwindle.
Amazingly, all of BDEAL's cap ships were able to evacuate the field unscathed, and with a growing number of CO2 and AAA entering the system, it was time to dock up.
In the end, BDEAL, its friends and many neutral alliances managed to destroy nearly 62 billion in CO2 assets, while suffering only a 3.3 billion ISK loss.
This fight shows that BDEAL lives up to its name and truly is a "Big Deal."
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Ospie
Amarr Core Impulse
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:03:00 -
[24]
Nice work
Epic write up!
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Razzor Death
Gallente Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:04:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Ospie Nice work
Epic write up!
Sorry Ospie if I was logged in I would have messaged you to ***** the mail m8 lol
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GunniiH
Caldari void. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:05:00 -
[26]
Edited by: GunniiH on 17/08/2010 06:05:32
Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde
Originally by: Natilus2 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:30:41 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:13:20 Hey, does EVE come with a time out?
When they put up the cyno, I guess they thought we'd run. 2 phallic Co2 titans popped up (lol) in the midst of the relatively small gang of battleships that had been assembled to counter our roaming gang. A buttplug and a flying chin, hanging in space above the station undock. Raging like a sex-starved nympho, GavinGoodrich pounding hamfisted in all caps "TITAN BUBBLED OUTSIDE STATION" exploded into every channel. Within 2 short minutes of his request a dozen bubbles shimmered around the massive space ****s. Texts were sent out on our SRS business SMS spammer. Capsuleers flowed into local like blood into our no longer flacid members.
Co2 started to feel a bit of performance anxiety as our dictors circled their balls in tightening arcs, and our turrets pounded into them again and again. A few desperate pilots in a prophecy and a drake warped onto the field and lit a cyno. In the seconds before their ships went up in flames, 4 triage carriers flicker onto our overviews, and one by one they are destroyed in a matter of minutes.
By now, our ecstatic screaming had attracted some attention. Daisho and Dara Cothrom had showed up to join the orgy, with some other random neutrals and a stray hydra or two. Friendly fire claimed a couple of our support ships but quickly settled down as everyone focused their attention on Jowan.
With terror in his eyes as we penetrated his shields, he could no longer stand to watch us watching him being violated. Desperate to finish before it was too late, with 15 minutes on the clock we lit our cyno beacons and redoubled our thrusting, hammering through his armor and scrambling to get as many swinging dreads bashing into him as we could.
Blow for blow with time running out and each second drawing us closer to release, and Jowan to his doom, we were never sure if we would end it in time. 2 minutes were left on the clock and a quarter of his structure when AAA got on their megaphone in local and shined their flashlight in our eyes, like the space police harassing two passionate lovers entwined on a dingy, soiled mattress in the back of an El Camino.
PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed, but it was too late. We shot the last of our load all over the steaming wreck of Jowans Avatar, dizzy with glee and shouting victorious cries of pleasure. The dripping juices and gaping bullet holes spelled out a message:
This battlereport brought to you by Important Internet Spaceship League.
Write-up by our lovely Stiletto Jackboot
This post aroused my interest. I took a long, hard look before my excitement was released.
LOL, this man knows how to reply and play along.
Mad props.
~Gunni
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Jim Bridger
Minmatar Steel Fleet Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:06:00 -
[27]
Very nice battle reports that match my memory of events rather closely. Was an epic and fun fight.
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Evanga
Amarr Trust Doesn't Rust Mostly Cookie
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:09:00 -
[28]
Never IISL was found in provi defence fleets...only smacks and dockups but this they CAN do lol..
Nice kill though
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Jim Bridger
Minmatar Steel Fleet Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:15:00 -
[29]
LOL, and the usual COAD trolling begins.
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Stygian Knight
Minmatar Blood Covenant Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:46:00 -
[30]
Destry's Lounge :love:
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Razzor Death
Gallente Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:52:00 -
[31]
Seeming as you sniped our titan i'm sure you wont mind if I snipe page 2.
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.17 11:06:00 -
[32]
Death to all titans. Every single last one. Worst idea implementation since the T2 bpo lottery.
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Marconus Orion
Amarr D00M. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2010.08.17 11:14:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Vile rat Death to all titans. Every single last one. Worst idea implementation since the T2 bpo lottery.
Seems like 20 are built for every 1 that is killed.
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Spurty
Caldari D00M. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2010.08.17 11:24:00 -
[34]
Grats on the TITAN kill, loved the battle report lol.
Also liked the one with the stop watch notes cause, those last couple of minutes are frantic.
Originally by: Vile rat Death to all titans. Every single last one. Worst idea implementation since the T2 bpo lottery.
Pains me to agree, but they have been a fly in the ointment ever since inception. They break the natural flow of traffic, much like jump bridges :-/
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orphenshadow
Gallente Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 11:24:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Evanga Never IISL was found in provi defence fleets...only smacks and dockups but this they CAN do lol..
Nice kill though
Who are you again?
Oh that's right you guys bailed on UK. High Fives!, As far as provi defence fleets. I recall being in a lot of them, as do our kill-boards. So i'm not sure what you are on about.
At any rate, as my grandmother used to say, This is what happens when you get "too big for your britches" eventually someone is going to knock you up side your head.
We still <3 co2 for having the balls to drop titans on our station. It's quite apparent that there was no expectation of a fight or you would have had a proper support fleet.
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Evanga
Amarr Trust Doesn't Rust Mostly Cookie
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Posted - 2010.08.17 12:17:00 -
[36]
Originally by: orphenshadow
Originally by: Evanga Never IISL was found in provi defence fleets...only smacks and dockups but this they CAN do lol..
Nice kill though
Who are you again?
Oh that's right you guys bailed on UK. High Fives!, As far as provi defence fleets. I recall being in a lot of them, as do our kill-boards. So i'm not sure what you are on about.
At any rate, as my grandmother used to say, This is what happens when you get "too big for your britches" eventually someone is going to knock you up side your head.
We still <3 co2 for having the balls to drop titans on our station. It's quite apparent that there was no expectation of a fight or you would have had a proper support fleet.
It is what it is, good fights to all involved.
I dont see with us leaving UK has to do with it? And plz dont use the word bailing towards me or my corp. IISL were the ones who let other alliances fight for your space. It was like you guys vanished..i can still recall in your local systems
Uk pilots > "GUYS DEFENCE FLEET FORMING GET IN FLEET" IISL pilots > We dont have to help, my leadership havent informed us about it
Although, you DID help out when it involved your own space offc. The rest can **** off.
Nevertheless, have fun living in the anus of eve..atleast you know where it all ends ;)
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jagidrok
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.08.17 12:35:00 -
[37]
fapfapfapfap
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Nexo92
Caldari Method of Destruction The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.08.17 12:52:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Natilus2 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:30:41 Edited by: Natilus2 on 17/08/2010 04:13:20 Hey, does EVE come with a time out?
When they put up the cyno, I guess they thought we'd run. 2 phallic Co2 titans popped up (lol) in the midst of the relatively small gang of battleships that had been assembled to counter our roaming gang. A buttplug and a flying chin, hanging in space above the station undock. Raging like a sex-starved nympho, GavinGoodrich pounding hamfisted in all caps "TITAN BUBBLED OUTSIDE STATION" exploded into every channel. Within 2 short minutes of his request a dozen bubbles shimmered around the massive space ****s. Texts were sent out on our SRS business SMS spammer. Capsuleers flowed into local like blood into our no longer flacid members.
Co2 started to feel a bit of performance anxiety as our dictors circled their balls in tightening arcs, and our turrets pounded into them again and again. A few desperate pilots in a prophecy and a drake warped onto the field and lit a cyno. In the seconds before their ships went up in flames, 4 triage carriers flicker onto our overviews, and one by one they are destroyed in a matter of minutes.
By now, our ecstatic screaming had attracted some attention. Daisho and Dara Cothrom had showed up to join the orgy, with some other random neutrals and a stray hydra or two. Friendly fire claimed a couple of our support ships but quickly settled down as everyone focused their attention on Jowan.
With terror in his eyes as we penetrated his shields, he could no longer stand to watch us watching him being violated. Desperate to finish before it was too late, with 15 minutes on the clock we lit our cyno beacons and redoubled our thrusting, hammering through his armor and scrambling to get as many swinging dreads bashing into him as we could.
Blow for blow with time running out and each second drawing us closer to release, and Jowan to his doom, we were never sure if we would end it in time. 2 minutes were left on the clock and a quarter of his structure when AAA got on their megaphone in local and shined their flashlight in our eyes, like the space police harassing two passionate lovers entwined on a dingy, soiled mattress in the back of an El Camino.
PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed, but it was too late. We shot the last of our load all over the steaming wreck of Jowans Avatar, dizzy with glee and shouting victorious cries of pleasure. The dripping juices and gaping bullet holes spelled out a message:
This battlereport brought to you by Important Internet Spaceship League.
Write-up by our lovely Stiletto Jackboot
Best Write-up Ever !
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GavinGoodrich
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 13:03:00 -
[39]
Stiletto and Lenix write way better battle reports than me. Lol just read theirs.
Was afraid the aftermath would turn into a complete and total cluster**** with all sides shooting each other over **** like "that dude stole mah candy" or other dumb bull****. Most parties wisely got out quickly to avoid friendly fire, or continued to help Bdeal push the Co2 reinforcement fleet that wound up pushing us off the field.
BTW Co2 should be giving much lubs to Ladycat...big time hero save attempts, came back with a SECOND triage carrier with no fear. Wound up overpowering our dps without everyone else on field.
SO......yeah thanks to everyone who managed to scrounge up a fleet, or capital to help kill this thing. Less than a minute, was all the time we had to spare. It took EVERY single one of you to down it in 15 mins.
God I hate that mechanic... \o |
GavinGoodrich
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 13:22:00 -
[40]
The real heroes are the dictors and hics \o |
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Deacon Hallorhan
Gallente Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 14:50:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Evanga
Never IISL was found in provi defence fleets...only smacks and dockups
Originally by: Evanga
IISL were the ones who let other alliances fight for your space.
Originally by: Evanga
Although, you DID help out when it involved your own space offc.
Confused ? I am.
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Deathvoucher
Amarr Easy Co. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 14:59:00 -
[42]
evanga, you sir are an idiot
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Jim Bridger
Minmatar Steel Fleet Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 15:02:00 -
[43]
I know this is COAD, but really, just this once, you guys ought to try the novel tactic of not feeding the troll.
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Natilus2
Gallente Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 15:12:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Evanga
Originally by: orphenshadow
Originally by: Evanga Never IISL was found in provi defence fleets...only smacks and dockups but this they CAN do lol..
Nice kill though
Who are you again?
Oh that's right you guys bailed on UK. High Fives!, As far as provi defence fleets. I recall being in a lot of them, as do our kill-boards. So i'm not sure what you are on about.
At any rate, as my grandmother used to say, This is what happens when you get "too big for your britches" eventually someone is going to knock you up side your head.
We still <3 co2 for having the balls to drop titans on our station. It's quite apparent that there was no expectation of a fight or you would have had a proper support fleet.
It is what it is, good fights to all involved.
I dont see with us leaving UK has to do with it? And plz dont use the word bailing towards me or my corp. IISL were the ones who let other alliances fight for your space. It was like you guys vanished..i can still recall in your local systems
Uk pilots > "GUYS DEFENCE FLEET FORMING GET IN FLEET" IISL pilots > We dont have to help, my leadership havent informed us about it
Although, you DID help out when it involved your own space offc. The rest can **** off.
Nevertheless, have fun living in the anus of eve..atleast you know where it all ends ;)
Confirm, we never helped shoot anything and certainly we never do anything ourselves. And ofc everyone and their mom helped take our constellation for us, ESPECIALLY when it was attacked...by...uh...hmmm..nothing?
only time I've seen you do anything is sit in your pos in oxi after you bailed on uk.And for some reason they still asked us not to shoot your towers and that mom of yours hiding there.
-Nat
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Hallan Turrek
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.08.17 15:36:00 -
[45]
Yeah, cause this the place to air your grievances.
This looked like fun, but not my kind of fun. ________________________________________ A merry life and a short one shall be my motto. Bartholomew Roberts
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Chelou
Gallente Razboinici Luminii
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Posted - 2010.08.17 15:57:00 -
[46]
Funny stuff , I think he was on his way to help atlas in 0-w :))) ______________
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Farham
Gallente The Fimbriani Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2010.08.17 16:01:00 -
[47]
"The real heroes are the hics with dics Cool'
What!?! Not hacking it in 0.0 since 2006
Farham is my name, and fail quoting is my game. |
Orree
Gallente Dynaverse Corporation Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2010.08.17 16:07:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Ingo Pech
Originally by: Jumper Guy "PULL OUT PULL OUT, AAA screamed"
/me does not recall this part.
[01:52:44] Freelanc3r > I demand you all stop shooting right now [01:52:59] Makalu Zarya > if that titan goes down AAA will not happy [01:53:01] Makalu Zarya > count on it [01:53:11] Freelanc3r > If the titan dies you lose all your space [01:53:13] Freelanc3r > think about it
Was said in local right before it died .... those are AAA members right ? Sounds like PULL OUT PULL OUT to me
Oh, my... Those "demands" are funny for a number of reasons.
AAA pilots demanding someone stop PvPing in Providence? That's a bit odd.
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Ong
Amarr Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.08.17 16:32:00 -
[49]
Energized Regenerative Membrane II = win?
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Tiger's Spirit
Caldari 24th Imperial Guard
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Posted - 2010.08.17 16:35:00 -
[50]
Death Co2 is the best Co2
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Lykouleon
Gallente Trust Doesn't Rust Mostly Cookie
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Posted - 2010.08.17 16:44:00 -
[51]
**** just got real
Quote: Aedun Sole > flying with lyk is like flying a bus filled with 5 year old children
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Evanga
Amarr Trust Doesn't Rust Mostly Cookie
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Posted - 2010.08.17 17:01:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Natilus2
Confirm, we never helped shoot anything and certainly we never do anything ourselves. And ofc everyone and their mom helped take our constellation for us, ESPECIALLY when it was attacked...by...uh...hmmm..nothing?
only time I've seen you do anything is sit in your pos in oxi after you bailed on uk.And for some reason they still asked us not to shoot your towers and that mom of yours hiding there.
-Nat
Interesting..i've never hidden myself in oxi. You only got it because of the whining. Pay attention, i wasnt in the current corp when you guys got oxi.
Also, 8 - 13 numbers you can pull in 160 - 170 man fleets....is that impressive? MAYBE just MAYBE you got a one timer where you pulled more numbers.
And again pay attention, I didnt bail on UK. I left because of the *****in' who gets what solar system.
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TheLordofAllandNothing
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.17 17:32:00 -
[53]
Stupid titan pilot who didn't logout i see in that killmail.
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mk ultra
Minmatar GK inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.17 17:40:00 -
[54]
tss tss tss...
All that time u spent running multiple bots ended up well...
Rinse,repeat
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Garst Tyrell
Amarr No.Mercy
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Posted - 2010.08.17 19:14:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Marconus Orion
Originally by: Vile rat Death to all titans. Every single last one. Worst idea implementation since the T2 bpo lottery.
Seems like 20 are built for every 1 that is killed.
no I think youre both talking about supercarriers
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.17 19:24:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Garst Tyrell
Originally by: Marconus Orion
Originally by: Vile rat Death to all titans. Every single last one. Worst idea implementation since the T2 bpo lottery.
Seems like 20 are built for every 1 that is killed.
no I think youre both talking about supercarriers
Supercarriers are dumb and horribly unbalanced as well. I can't believe they ever actually hit the live server in their current state.
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Agent Known
Caldari Night Theifs Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2010.08.17 20:59:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Vile rat
Originally by: Garst Tyrell
Originally by: Marconus Orion
Originally by: Vile rat Death to all titans. Every single last one. Worst idea implementation since the T2 bpo lottery.
Seems like 20 are built for every 1 that is killed.
no I think youre both talking about supercarriers
Supercarriers are dumb and horribly unbalanced as well. I can't believe they ever actually hit the live server in their current state.
Yeah, kinda goes like this:
Got a jump freighter at a POS you want dead? Drop a supercarrier on it. Got a carrier that likes to hug the station? Drop a titan supercarrier on it. Got a small battleship gang to take out? Drop a supercarrier on it.
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ChaeDoc II
Gallente Sigillum Militum Xpisti R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.08.17 21:13:00 -
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Hi, sorry to interupt the trolling with a question. Why would AAA think that people would stop shooting this titan on their command?
Thanks, you may recommence trolling.
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Bud Johnson
Caldari Rapscallions Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 21:41:00 -
[59]
Originally by: ChaeDoc II Hi, sorry to interupt the trolling with a question. Why would AAA think that people would stop shooting this titan on their command?
Thanks, you may recommence trolling.
The command itself was a troll.* -A- was just mad that they weren't going to make it in time to ***** the kill.
*ThatsTheJoke.jpg
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Freelanc3r
Caldari H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.08.17 22:52:00 -
[60]
I demand you all stop posting right now
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UDSaxman
Caldari void. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 22:57:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Freelanc3r I demand you all stop posting right now
I demand you stop bad posting right now!
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Cryptic Powers
Caldari Steel Fleet Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 23:03:00 -
[62]
Here's the Video of BDeal and Friends killing the Titan!!
*thanks EZCO for the Fraps!
BDeal Killing a Titan on YouTube
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Cpl Punnishment
Caldari Steel Fleet Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 23:32:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Freelanc3r I demand you all stop posting right now
ItĘs all good. Just funny internet spaceship pixels. And as the saying goes, "Don't fly what you can't afford to lose."
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Stygian Knight
Minmatar Blood Covenant Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.17 23:35:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Freelanc3r I demand you all stop posting right now
didnt want those caps (mom) anyways
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UberDeathDealer
Caldari Steel Fleet Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.17 23:38:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Evanga
Interesting..i've never hidden myself in oxi. You only got it because of the whining. Pay attention, i wasnt in the current corp when you guys got oxi.
Also, 8 - 13 numbers you can pull in 160 - 170 man fleets....is that impressive? MAYBE just MAYBE you got a one timer where you pulled more numbers.
And again pay attention, I didnt bail on UK. I left because of the *****in' who gets what solar system.
GTFO troll
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Evanga
Amarr Trust Doesn't Rust Mostly Cookie
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Posted - 2010.08.18 06:02:00 -
[66]
bitter bitter
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Razzor Death
Gallente Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.18 06:11:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Evanga bitter bitter
Yes that is exactly what you are. Welldone B-deal it takes a lot of effort to produce so many tears from somebody in a thread that is not related to them.
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Evanga
Amarr Trust Doesn't Rust Mostly Cookie
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Posted - 2010.08.18 06:18:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Razzor Death
Originally by: Evanga bitter bitter
Yes that is exactly what you are. Welldone B-deal it takes a lot of effort to produce so many tears from somebody in a thread that is not related to them.
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Faekurias
Caldari Origin. Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.08.18 07:58:00 -
[69]
LAZORS ?
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Lord Makk
Caldari Trust Doesn't Rust Mostly Cookie
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Posted - 2010.08.18 08:38:00 -
[70]
Evanga, don't mind the ebil CO2 guy. He's just mad that we keep blowing up their hulks and orcas wich they now so desperately need to mine for new titans with.
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Razzor Death
Gallente Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.18 14:12:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Lord Makk Evanga, don't mind the ebil CO2 guy. He's just mad that we keep blowing up their hulks and orcas wich they now so desperately need to mine for new titans with.
YOU ANIMALS !!!!!111
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Noobjuice
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.18 15:24:00 -
[72]
I hate to see Titans used so irresponsibly.
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Life Tilt
Amarr Valor Inc. Valor Empire
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Posted - 2010.08.18 18:47:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Razzor Death Edited by: Razzor Death on 18/08/2010 14:23:30
YOU ANIMALS !!!!!111
Razzor...have you been FC'ing again? You'd drop a Titan on a Kestrel.
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Fifinella
Caldari Nosferatu Security Foundation
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Posted - 2010.08.18 18:58:00 -
[74]
Is the first battlereport proof that IISL can kill Titans with one hand tied behind their back? No, not behind their back, more like under the table. Wait a minute, where exactly is that other hand? Eww!
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GavinGoodrich
Caldari Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.18 21:17:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Fifinella Is the first battlereport proof that IISL can kill Titans with one hand tied behind their back? No, not behind their back, more like under the table. Wait a minute, where exactly is that other hand? Eww!
Dont' ask where the other hand's at.
BDEAL (Or IISL, nobody likes saying the long version) took out the support fleet and held the titan down and kept killing support, but the credit to the titan kill includes everyone who game to help us "beat the clock." I read up enough to realize the second that ****er dropped that our alliance alone couldn't beat the loggofski timer. If we had the #'s to handle it internally, sure, we could claim all the credit. But we didn't, so we hit the batphones. \o |
Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.18 22:15:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Noobjuice I hate to see Titans used so irresponsibly.
I see what you did there --- Witness epic fleet battles in Dominion
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Altaica Amur
Gallente The Elliance
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Posted - 2010.08.18 23:07:00 -
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Quote: BTW Co2 should be giving much lubs to Ladycat...big time hero save attempts, came back with a SECOND triage carrier with no fear. Wound up overpowering our dps without everyone else on field.
That's some commitment no doubt, unfortunately balanced over all the pilots on either side BDEAL had more.
\o to PGGB and co
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Yakov Draken
Minmatar Tides Of War
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Posted - 2010.08.20 03:33:00 -
[78]
Congragulations BDEAL!
You guys have come along way from your days of hanging out in low sec near Stacmon. Always admired your keenness for the fight.
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