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W0wbagger
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Posted - 2010.09.03 17:37:00 -
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Edited by: W0wbagger on 03/09/2010 17:37:22
Edited by: W0wbagger on 03/09/2010 17:37:00
Immortalis Inc. is a long established lowsec piracy corp currently operating in Gallente Lowsec.
Killboard: Link
Us:
- We operate out of the Goinard system, in Sinq Laison lowsec with plenty of roaming options out and a highsec link.
- We are primarily EU (UK/SWE/DE etc) based with a smaller US contingent (lots of the EU guys tend to stay up pretty late too :) )
- We mainly run small gangs of anything from 2-20 with varying setups including: Nano bcs, active tanked gangs, blackops, recon roams, ab hacs, RR BS etc.
- We are part of the Shadow Cartel alliance of which Immortalis Inc. is the executor and PVP arm. The industrial side of the alliance provides large amounts of discount modules and ships for use in PVP available through corp contracts.
- We provide Killboard, Voice comms (mumble) services and a decently stocked corp hangar for spare modules.
- We play for pvp exclusively and while ransoming is a welcome option to pilots, killmails are equally nice to have depending on situation.
- We run corp roams daily during corp primetime with additional scheduled ops during the week.
- We operate on an NBSI basis
- We have no blues except for alts and old friends.
- We live in a great area for PVP (not too blobby, not too many super caps being dropped on your lowly cruiser but with plenty of targets to find).
- We are a close knit, friendly and relaxed corp who enjoy a good chat on voice comms
- We can provide logistics to move your stuff around - daily Jita frieghter runs and multiple carriers available to help move ships.
- We have no compulsory ops (but why join a corp if you don't want to gang up) soloing is encouraged especailly during quiet times.
- We like to try to keep our killboard efficiency above 75% but like to focus on learning from losses as opposed to abusing you when you lose your officer fit armour laser Tengu.
- We honour all ransoms and 1v1s
You:
- Have 10mil SP in pvp related skills minimum, ideally with level 5 in a racial cruiser (May be negotiable depending on situation)
- Have a mic and can be on Voice comms when in gang.
- Are aware that getting to -10 sec status is a high probability (unless you want to spend a lot of time ratting and not much pvping)
- Have a sense of humour and can handle some good natured banter.
- 18+ is preferred.
- Want to shoot lots of stuff and have a good time!
Contact me (W0wbagger), Hearnie or HeHateme480 (US TZ) for recruitment details or join us in our recruitment channel: Shadow Cartel Public
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W0wbagger
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Posted - 2010.09.05 00:53:00 -
[2]
Looking for lowsec pvpers
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W0wbagger
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Posted - 2010.09.08 13:22:00 -
[3]
Also may be interested in adding another small pvp Corp to the alliance...
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W0wbagger
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Posted - 2010.09.24 17:07:00 -
[4]
Looking for lowsec pvpers/small pvp corps
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W0wbagger
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Posted - 2010.09.29 21:23:00 -
[5]
Still looking for some pvpers!
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Sgt Redemption
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Posted - 2010.10.03 17:08:00 -
[6]
bump for a great group of pvpers and all round awsome guys
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Marsaac
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.03 17:16:00 -
[7]
Good bunch of people. If you're looking for the best pvpers in New Eden you probably want to continue looking but if you're looking for a bunch of nice people who does several roams every week with high success rates you've clicked on the right link. If you, like me, don't like corps with rules of how much you have to play and stuff like that you should give this one a try. A bunch of relaxed, not so mature people. Needs more swedish people! I'm one of the two Swedes in the corp and both of us are drunkards so we could really do with a sober one. Actually sober or not doesn't matter.
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Marsaac
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.04 17:57:00 -
[8]
Bump
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Nano Spartan
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Posted - 2010.10.05 01:39:00 -
[9]
I may be interested but only have 3.5 mil sp.
Used to have a minmatar 28mil subcapital beast so know what im doing :)
Gave up all those Sp's for a fresh identidy and a fat wallet of isk.
Recently cheated on my gf/dog died/bored of eve whatever.. so please get in touch.
I have a recruitment post up atm.
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Marsaac
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.05 18:24:00 -
[10]
bump
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Marsaac
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.07 09:29:00 -
[11]
Bump sauce!
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W0wbagger
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Posted - 2010.10.14 21:19:00 -
[12]
bump!
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Marsaac
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.18 19:01:00 -
[13]
If you want an interview or any of the like, please contact us in game in channel "Shadow Cartel Public" and not on this recruitment thread since it is rarely checked.
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Marsaac
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.21 16:46:00 -
[14]
Daily bump. BUMP!!!
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W0wbagger
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Posted - 2010.10.23 11:44:00 -
[15]
ttp!
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Marsaac
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.26 12:48:00 -
[16]
It's like a free sausage party! Check it out!
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Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.06 10:41:00 -
[17]
Think that it is time for another bump. Soooooo BUMP!
Da Fonk! |
Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.08 15:01:00 -
[18]
The only corp where you are allowed to constantly harass your ceo!
Da Fonk! |
Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.10 13:35:00 -
[19]
Bump.
Da Fonk! |
Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.13 18:23:00 -
[20]
Legen, wait for it, god I hate HIMYM, Bump.
Da Fonk! |
Benjamin Killkraft
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Posted - 2010.11.13 19:02:00 -
[21]
Best grp I've ever had the honor to fly with.
Friendly Bump!
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Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.15 13:37:00 -
[22]
We're gonna have a House Party!
Da Fonk! |
Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.16 12:52:00 -
[23]
Free tea and biscuits.
Da Fonk! |
W0wbagger
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Posted - 2011.01.10 20:14:00 -
[24]
Recruitment reopened!
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Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.11 13:24:00 -
[25]
sending back up cos we rule 
http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sig.php |
Mina Banestar
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Posted - 2011.01.12 01:20:00 -
[26]
to page 1 with thee i say :P
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Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.12 17:51:00 -
[27]
Los Bumpos!
Da Fonk! |
Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.16 22:30:00 -
[28]
Bump.
Da Fonk! |
Rameus Luxmaar
Pitch Black.
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2011.01.17 16:37:00 -
[29]
bump for a great band of pirates!
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Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.18 19:50:00 -
[30]
Up to the top.
Da Fonk! |
Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.24 14:11:00 -
[31]
Bump
Da Fonk! |
Rameus Luxmaar
Caldari
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.24 20:53:00 -
[32]
bump!
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Rameus Luxmaar
Caldari
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.25 16:25:00 -
[33]
contact us today!
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Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.26 13:27:00 -
[34]
Bump of the day.
Da Fonk! |
Rameus Luxmaar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.27 16:01:00 -
[35]
Looking for more pilots.
Contact us today!
Immortalis Inc.
Recruiting low sec pirates!
Contact us today! |
Rameus Luxmaar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.28 16:17:00 -
[36]
Daily bump!
Immortalis Inc.
Recruiting low sec pirates!
Contact us today! |
Rameus Luxmaar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.28 21:04:00 -
[37]
Contact us now!
Immortalis Inc.
Recruiting low sec pirates!
Contact us today! |
Rameus Luxmaar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.01.29 14:59:00 -
[38]
Contact us today!
Immortalis Inc.
Recruiting low sec pirates!
Contact us today! |
W0wbagger
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Posted - 2011.01.31 18:00:00 -
[39]
Get in touch!
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Rameus Luxmaar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.02.01 14:41:00 -
[40]
Contact us today!
Immortalis Inc.
Recruiting low sec pirates!
Contact us today! |
Rameus Luxmaar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.02.02 17:17:00 -
[41]
Immortalis Inc.
Recruiting low sec pirates!
Contact us today! |
Rameus Luxmaar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.02.03 15:45:00 -
[42]
Immortalis Inc.
Recruiting low sec pirates!
Contact us today! |
Rameus Luxmaar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.02.03 20:15:00 -
[43]
Immortalis Inc.
Recruiting low sec pirates!
Contact us today! |
W0wbagger
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Posted - 2011.02.04 14:56:00 -
[44]
Get in touch if you are interested in low sec piracy. Will be closing active recruitment soon.
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Rameus Luxmaar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.02.04 21:11:00 -
[45]
Immortalis Inc.
Recruiting low sec pirates!
Contact us today! |
Marsaac
Minmatar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.02.08 16:05:00 -
[46]
Los bump.
Da Fonk! |
KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.04.22 20:42:00 -
[47]
Edited by: KrustyKrab on 22/04/2011 20:43:22
Don't listen to anything bagger says. We are the worst corp in Eve. We couldn't kill a wet paper bag with a chainsaw.
bump up!
PS they all eat Vegimite while roaming. GROSS!
Stuff goes here |
KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.04.23 20:05:00 -
[48]
derp bump for awful pvp'ers!
Stuff goes here |
KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.04.25 20:31:00 -
[49]
Derp bump and some reading material for nerds like me who have wives/gf's that just don't get 'tech' too much
Anything you don't understand = niner
PS Smart Blokes Smoke "Dokes"!
(which book is this quote from? 1 free T2 module of my choice to the winner)
Stuff goes here |
shenryyr
Strategic Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.04.25 21:46:00 -
[50]
Edited by: shenryyr on 25/04/2011 21:46:18
good bunch of guys with a wide range of experience. if you're looking to get started in a career of piracy they're certainly capable of turning you from privateer into a pod goo expert.
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KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.04.26 12:01:00 -
[51]
Shen is a 'goo expert'
Bagger smells funny (but then, all Brits do)
the rest of us are just the worst kind of losers. We make ceo angry by flying officer-fit velators into Amamake gate camps, then blame lag (or tea time if you live across the ocean).
only join us if you think vegetarians are the very definition of insanity. (and by vegetarians I mean those that ingest an un-earthly substance called 'vegimite' or 'vegemite' or whatever it is...looks like stuff that resides in a Boston sewer dating back from about 1884)
Stuff goes here |
Zangorus
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Posted - 2011.04.28 10:57:00 -
[52]
Can i join?
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KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.04.29 18:36:00 -
[53]
 Originally by: Zangorus
Can i join?
ahhh...the quintessential question of the ages. Short answer is maybe. Long answer is maybe ;)
bumping this thread for the most fail pirate organization in all of Eve.
Stuff goes here |
KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.03 10:02:00 -
[54]
derp derp we are still awful
please don't join us unless you mix 125mm rails with 425 ac's and 1 each rocket launcher, hml, small shield booster, med armor rep, amarr drones (t1 of course) and undersized mwd.
these are solid fits and will guarantee victory in battle. We don't force any particular fit, we just require that you blindly accept and fit excellent module mixtures in trade like that listed above. We call them 'grab bag' fits.
Don't laugh. They work. We get blowed up real good with them. Mission accomplished.
ramble ramble yak yak yak ramble
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KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.03 18:12:00 -
[55]
derpbump!
bagger has authorized 1 billion isk worth of vegimite for all new recruits (sorry, no prize substitutions)
all you weird euros and americans who like vegimite, head this way!
Stuff goes here |
KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.05 23:55:00 -
[56]
Edited by: KrustyKrab on 05/05/2011 23:55:19
unfortunately our CEO has decreed that I am no longer allowed to say how fail we are. This makes me a sad sexual harrassment panda.
however, we are still looking for USA TZ pilots, with a special emphasis on black ops pilots. So while I pout, if you have some BlOps skills/experience, or wish to be an evil pirate, please check the first post of this thread for more info.
CEO still offering 1bil isk worth of vegimite though (it is really gross so you might want to pass on that signing bonus)
Stuff goes here |
W0wbagger
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Posted - 2011.05.06 15:27:00 -
[57]
Confirming that we are marginally better than Krusty is making out. and yeah it would be nice to have a couple more blackops BS pilots as we are running a lot more blackops roams atm
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.08 04:30:00 -
[58]
BUMP
Still seeking experienced pvp pilots for aggressive asset redistribution. Specifically looking for AU and US TZ to fill out numbers around downtime hours, though all timezones are welcome.
Veto left our home station today, to go roleplay in nullsec, and we are very sad to see them go. Come fill our new hole!
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.09 17:19:00 -
[59]
bump!
join shadow cartel public and tell us how fail we are!
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.10 17:40:00 -
[60]
bump
come for the homo, stay for the food
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KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.10 19:24:00 -
[61]
confirming we need our hole(s) filled by young, fresh, muscular, oily-chested pool boys. We have our own underwear brand complete with sack-pouch logo (internal design, award-winning at that!), poo-hole velcro flap in the rear for easy access/purging, and a light yet firm waistband designed for the fattest of arses.
Stuff goes here |
KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.11 20:33:00 -
[62]
so...no one wants to fill our hole(s)? We do have a black (ops) hole that needs to be filled. I know there are some strapping young men out there ready to covert cyno themselves into a hole full of other strapping young men to uh...beat down some other strapping young men.
wow, I need a shower now.
Stuff goes here |
Gottfred
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Posted - 2011.05.11 21:04:00 -
[63]
Posted an app on your forum
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.12 21:10:00 -
[64]
bump
Seeking more one-eyed yarrmobiles |
Alicawa Jovinynan
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Posted - 2011.05.13 06:22:00 -
[65]
Bump, we need more us/au timezone people, we'll even except kiwis.
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Akturous
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Posted - 2011.05.13 06:26:00 -
[66]
Doh, had the wrong account name selected, so you get Jita sitting noob on account alt.
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KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.13 21:16:00 -
[67]
please be for excusing Akturous. Since I'm not allowed to cite massive failure that surrounds Shadow Cartel in a toxic cloud, I'll simply say that W0wbaggins still has plenty of cosplay costumes (free vegimite packets in the pockets) for all new recruits to dress up in.
Of course your first costume will be the red shirt guy from Star Trek (you know, the one that always goes with the 'away' team and ends up vaporized by some alien that looks relatively human except for some plastic/was %#@$@ stuck to their face to make them appear alien).
If you progress beyond that, we have Sailor Moon costumes (very very popular, usually a 3+ week waiting list to get one), one of those huge stupid mecha-robot things that shoots rockets and bombs while stomping people and machinery flat (popular with the younger pool-boy crowd), and even a very coveted Dale Jr. authentic NASCAR bit complete with proper fake 70's ****o mustache (careful, the glue to stick it to your upper lip is considered safe in China but a carcinogenic substance in USA/EU), and big hat.
Big hats are required even if you don't have a cosplay costume. A lot of us would prefer you wear a hardhat, fireman's suspenders, and a shaved, oiled chest.
Stuff goes here |
Ghazi
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Posted - 2011.05.14 22:42:00 -
[68]
Edited by: Ghazi on 14/05/2011 22:43:42
Bump.
Do not join us. We pvp like drunk 3 year olds without their aderol. I have NEVER seen fc'ing so terrible IN...MY...LIFE. I mean seriously our main fleet is a retriever hull fit RR gang and camp highsec belts.
If you EVER want to enjoy EVE, DO NOT JOIN THIS CORP.
Long live ... Gandhi why not...
***
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Waveshifter
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Posted - 2011.05.18 04:56:00 -
[69]
My Seven Pillars of Wisdom...
1. Well... if you are unsure if you have what it takes skillwise! No problemo... Skill limit is just a joke.. dont matter if you suck bigtime and have 1.2 mil sp.. just as long as you have an feminine voice, shaved balls, a mediterranean hairy type of chest and a few gloryhole carebear alts. Then our CEO and his "girlfriends" in the "recruitment department" will accept you faster than you can say "YarR me sideways"!
2. We hate foreigners.. if you are an alien from some weird planet, we dont want YOU! Stay away.. Oooh... we dont just hate foreigners, we hate everyone in this game! (EU ****, ****** Yanks and Kangaroo Bob¦s.. no need to apply, you will be auto-rejected!)
3. We operate on an NBSI basis.. yeah right!
4. Well.. if you are atleast 30 years old and not older than 35, thats a big +. We have to many ******s that are like 14 or whitetop grandpa's that are like 50+.
5. Another + is if you like to suck a**.. That is appreciated by the CEO, FC's and the management. Its a must if you want to get on our crappy armor Tempest roams and share the loot!
6. 00ooh.. BTW only T1 loot, T2 loot goes to the corp hangar (only +2 year members get their hands on that) any faction loot goes to the management for the hard work they put into the corp! 
7. "Are aware that getting to -10 sec status is a high probability" lol, not really! We spend the most of our time in station scrolling ships or in the icefields.. On friday's and saturday's we have mandatory ratting.. 200milion ISK is a minimum for each player and we have 90% tax during ratting time! If you can not meet this goal, you will be kicked out immediately!
So if you enjoy fail pirate pvp & carebearing in lowsec's worst pocket.. join us  !
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.19 14:59:00 -
[70]
bump
Still seeking failpirates in the US, AU, and NZ timezones.
Euros need not apply.
You wouldn't want to apply anyway. This terrible corp is ruining my game experience, my life, and my career as a shopping mall gimp. Close this thread before you make the worst decision in your life.
Go join necromongers, go role play with veto and rote kappele, go gatecamp with chain of chaos, just don't come here for the love of god and all that is holy do not come here.
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Chandaris
Gallente
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.21 00:53:00 -
[71]
/bump..
Joined SC and haven't looked back.. great guys, good fun.. total noobs really but we still somehow manage to win every fight by sheer luck
so join us or die, in fire, screaming.
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ItsmeHcK1
Lucifer's Hammer
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Posted - 2011.05.21 22:47:00 -
[72]
Most horrible group of pilots ever.
Their ceo is not only a fan of Bagger Vance, he's also a big WoW-fanatic, and while often be heard calling missions 'quests' and roams 'raids'.
They don't honour their word, don't actually split loot or reimburse anything and can do nothing but camp and blob.
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.22 22:48:00 -
[73]
Ctrl Freak > how about closing recruitment for euros
Ctrl Freak > we have too many euros
W0wbagger > i have already
W0wbagger > we are only recruiting us
Ctrl Freak > what about au and nz and jp and ch
W0wbagger > they = us
W0wbagger > everything that isnt eu is us
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KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.05.29 19:37:00 -
[74]
KrustyKrab> Bagger, are we going to sit on this gate all night?
W0wbagger> hold on, I'm trying to get a quest from this agent
KrustyKrab> er...quest?
Ctrl Freak> wtf??? PLAY EVE!
W0wbagger> stfu I'm hurrying. We'll have to instance to anotehr zone so I'm checking the map
Chandaris> um are we still playing Eve?
W0wbagger> look godda**** if you are too impatient for this **** then you can join another guild. you guys are really ****ing me off
Ctrl Freak> whelp, better dust off my 'mount'
KrustyKrab> hoooooorayyyyyyy for necromancer +4 resist evil shieldsssssss!!!!!
LumpySnake> LEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNN***KIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.06.15 03:47:00 -
[75]
Unfortunately the influx of foreigners has left our recruitment department jaw-dropped and dumb. Please be patient while we try to translate moonspeak to Bringlish. In the meantime, enjoy a recording of an absolute failure roam lead by our fearless pillow-hugging leader w0wbagger. 2 hours in lowsec
If you have reached the point where our immense failcascade has crashed your neural receptors and left you in a similar jaw-dropped and dumb state, please apply for our awful corp. However, if you have it in your mind that we are a good corp full of good pirates who pwn everyone, get the heck out of this thread now. We do not want you. Go away.
Updated Requirements::
150mil sp pvp toon minimum
mic with a fan on high (or play from a bowling alley)
creative wit and charm
broadway singing talent (this is a MUST)
velcro ship fitting policy
the ability to recite quotes from Attack of the Clones
10bil isk donation to the supercap fund
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Ctrl Freak
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.06.21 15:35:00 -
[76]
Currently looking for a few good men (sorry girls)
We have this crazy idea of a world-spanning corp holding hands from borneo to byzantium, moscow to montana, chile to china. We speak all languages that begin with R. Come join us on this international escapade!
If you think you have what it takes, a polite demeanor and welcoming attitude, then come play eve pirates with the best roleplayers in the game! Yarr!
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KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.06.23 20:35:00 -
[77]
holy jeez, suddenly we've become the most atrocious, most awful pirates in lowsec. I blame our CEO W0wbagger. He's a terrible CEO. *sigh*
I could go on, but I'm already facing being kicked out of the alliance for even trying to recruit new people. Every new person I recruit, bagger is like 'wtf? i hate this guy! no #%@#$ way he's joining our alliance' so if you do put in an app, prepared to be rejected (while being emasculated).
So bottom line is...don't even apply to join our crap alliance. I'd leave if I could, but bagger is holding a few billion isk worth of items and ships and won't give it back (note to self and everyone else...never 'loan' our CEO anything, not even a T2 gyro, it disappears into his Somer Blink gambling black hole =(
Stuff goes here |
Rameus Luxmaar
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.06 14:32:00 -
[78]
*bump*
SHADOW CARTEL FOREVER!!
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Annumi Fujikawa
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Posted - 2011.07.06 15:34:00 -
[79]
I second rameus' motion, and would like to award rameus with the most awesomest guy ever award, effective immediatley |
Mahoosiv
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Posted - 2011.07.06 18:18:00 -
[80]
Top notch corp with track record.
Confirming plenty of the pew pew and nice guys (and gals). |
KrustyKrab
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.24 18:56:00 -
[81]
well...it seems we still could use some USA TZ idiots to keep our rate of failure going. I mean, you can tell the level of utter incompetence just by the fact we are EU-heavy in terms of membership (and let's be honest, the Brits are the ones dragging us down the most, but that is just a fact that everyone knows anyway).
You don't have to be fluent in Bringlish, but you should be able to decipher at least a few words out of every ten or twenty, or else you'll get left on a gate and get blasted, then our CEO will berate you in a Bringlish-Limey rant that is actually more humorous than shameful. Which will only make him rant more when you start laughing at him.
Pants are optional. Especially with the heatwave burning up the States these days. And if you are female, don't bother, as we know for a fact there aren't any females playing Eve, only pedobears pretending so they can get attention (though a few of us will try to put the moves on you regardless).
Anway, if you hate winning, love being yelled at, and are nearly ready to emoragequit and just need something or someone to push you over the edge, drop us a line (info in the first post of this thread)
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W0wbagger
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.08.17 21:07:00 -
[82]
EU Recruitment temporarily reopened for a few pilots - give us a buzz
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W0wbagger
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.08.21 11:39:00 -
[83]
bump!
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W0wbagger
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.08.22 18:11:00 -
[84]
couple more eu guys would be nice
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