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TonyCandthejets
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Posted - 2010.09.25 21:48:00 -
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This thread is for the discussion of theories and criminal acts related to the podding and death of xenuria.
Theory 00012
"Sweet Jesus it's an anti-AT field!"
Some theories suggest that killing Xenuria would result in an anti-AT field with a size of 8m that grows exponentially by a power of 8 every 0.8 seconds. Resulting in the liquidation of all sentient life forms within the range of the field. The range of the field is indeterminate but is speculated to be what caused the destruction of all gates leading into jovian space.
Theory 00047
"Super Massive Black Hole"
Highly charged lulz particles are speculated to escape from xenuria's corpse shortly after death. The particles expand and travel outward at faster then light speed. The advent horizon of this event forms a black hole of in comprehensible mass. The black hole will suck in anything within 249914^8 AUs.
Theory 00082
Gravity Well With Communications Anomaly
Some speculate that killing xenuria will result in a gravity well that slowly sucks in even the largest of ships until they collide with each other. All communications are scrambled, and all public, private, secure and unsecure channels are rick rolled for a period no less then the time it takes several ships to bump into each other 888 times while under the effects of the gravity well.
Theory 02182
Ascension
Most commonly suggested by members of the society, this theory postulates that if killed xenuria will ascend to new levels of consciousness. During this ascension all star gates will go rampant and fire upon all targets in range until they reach their pre-set kill limit. At this point they will all redirect to the omega 4 relay and everybody who survives will be collected and studied by giant banana people.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.09.25 22:22:00 -
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I asked cleverbot but it was being a **** about it...
User: What Happens when you POD Xenuria?
Cleverbot: When you don't try what?
User: When you pod Xenuria.
Cleverbot: That is true, but I am only here to pick your brain. So, will you indulge?
User: Can't you just answer?
Cleverbot: I did answer the damn question!
User: No you didn't, I still don't know what happens when you pod Xenuria.
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.
User: You need to answer mine first.
Cleverbot: I know who you are I know how you learn and don't think much of it all.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.09.25 22:27:00 -
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Me: What happens when you pod Xenuria?
Cleverbot: You get in trouble or you get away with it.
Hum...food for thought.
(Wait, does this count as posting chat logs?)
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Bangkok Bettie
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Posted - 2010.09.25 22:30:00 -
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Edited by: Bangkok Bettie on 25/09/2010 22:34:46
Edited by: Bangkok Bettie on 25/09/2010 22:30:31
Me: So what happens when you pod Xenuria?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
I think we're being duped.
On another note....
Me: NO U!
CB: You aren't very clever are you?
Me: NO U!!!
CB: You*.
Me: NO!!!! U!!!1!!!!1!11one1!1!1one
CB: No you said it first.
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.09.25 22:34:00 -
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Me: What Happens when you POD Xenuria?
Cleverbot: When I do what?
Me: POD Xenuria?
Cleverbot: Yr only assingment today-Watch 2001: A Space Odessey.
The answer must be in the movie!
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Alara's Law!
As an online discussion on EVE ships grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Dominix approaches 1 |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.09.25 22:38:00 -
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TonyCandtheJets is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6
[size=6]~_~
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Bangkok Bettie
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Posted - 2010.09.25 22:39:00 -
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AND THE PLOT THICKENS! 
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.09.25 22:47:00 -
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 Originally by: Lady Spank
Obvious
I should have read the OP, it is full of perfect grammer combined with pompous tone and purposely using $1 words when $0.10 words would do!
80% chance of Xenuria!
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Alara's Law!
As an online discussion on EVE ships grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Dominix approaches 1 |
Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.09.25 23:48:00 -
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Confirming that a Xenuria thread just got derailed by Cleverbot.
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Xenuria
Gallente
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.26 00:11:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
[size=6]TonyCandtheJets is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6
Nooo really?
Hey lady spank remember that time you thaught eve was a graphical mud and you were confused as to why there was so many colors when u undocked?
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Alianne Cooper
The Scope
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Posted - 2010.09.26 00:33:00 -
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User: What happens when Xenuria is podded?
Cleverbot: You re carnate into another body.
It really does learn.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.09.26 00:33:00 -
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All these years, and finally I see the word "ninny" used on someone in the real world.
Now I feel like watching some Monty Python.
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Xenuria
Gallente
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.26 00:35:00 -
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Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer
All these years, and finally I see the word "ninny" used on someone in the real world.
Now I feel like watching some Monty Python.
my personal grooming tool is broken...  
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Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.09.26 00:38:00 -
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Tried asking it more specific:
me > Is there any chance on something catastrophic happening when Xenuria gets podded?
CB > Yes, because I am the queen of the world.
0_0
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Bangkok Bettie
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Posted - 2010.09.26 00:55:00 -
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Me: Does some catastrophic event occur if the EVE Online player, Xenuria, is killed?
CB: No. The same object or action can be called many things, both positive and negative.
Me: What?
CB: All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe. (???)
Me: NO U!
CB: Okay then.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.09.26 01:00:00 -
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Originally by: Bangkok Bettie
CB: All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe. (???)
Don't tell me Cleverbot is more versed in classical literature than you are...
Cause that would just be sad.
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Roland Deschaines
NON PROPERO
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Posted - 2010.09.26 01:44:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
[size=6]TonyCandtheJets is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6
I think you forgot an ]
Originally by: Nathan Jameson
Originally by: Bangkok Bettie
CB: All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe. (???)
Don't tell me Cleverbot is more versed in classical literature than you are...
Cause that would just be sad.
Quote:
All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.
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classical literature
Quote:
non-sense verse
Quote:
classical literature
Quote:
non-sense verse
Quote:
literature
The importance of this, however, is nothing compared to the necessity of having an indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started.
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Monsieur Rolly |
captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.09.26 02:06:00 -
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Me: What happens when you kill Xenuria?
Cleverbot: Who is Xenuria?
Me: An attention-seeking jerkwad.
Clevebot: In that case, karma. It's a *****, isn't it?
Me: That is the longest most logical response I have ever received from you, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: The game is lost.
Me: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--
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Zions Child
Caldari
Carthage Industries
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.09.26 02:40:00 -
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Edited by: Zions Child on 26/09/2010 02:44:38
Me:What happens when you pod Xenuria?
Cleverbot: I contemplate the blackness that envelopes my soul.
Me: Emo whiny *****.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
Me: You're nuts.
Cleverbot: Not as much as you.
Me: LIES! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO XENURIA IS!
Cleverbot: Yes I do. You're L.
Me: Go to hell!
Cleverbot: No you.
Me: NO U
Cleverbot: No you!!
Me: I HATE JOO
Cleverbot: How is that relevant to the discussion at hand?
Answer to original question: Cleverbot wins all 
EDIT: NEW DEVELOPMENTS FROM CLEVERBOT!!!!
After that initial conversation, I let Cleverbot stew for a moment. After looking through a different thread, I asked Cleverbot:
Fine, then who is Xenuria?
The answer will haunt me for the rest of my days... Cleverbot answered:
Your father.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
*snip* Castration successful. Shadow.
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JennyD
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Posted - 2010.09.26 05:02:00 -
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pod who ?
I guess it dont really matter who you pod , any noob will do.
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Sverige Pahis
Caldari
Random Selection.
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.09.26 05:43:00 -
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No idea how you guys are getting these gems because my conversation was ******ed.
User: Hi, what happens if I pod Xenuria? :D.
Cleverbot: Nothing you would be on the phne.
User: On the phone to who?
Cleverbot: With? :).
User: Ok.. On the phone with?
Cleverbot: Thats cool. What your loves name?
User: I'm beginning to think you're not so clever after all bud.
Cleverbot: Why, the last time he messaged me, he said we should get together for lunch. Clearly, he wasn't uninterested.
User: Am I doing this right? AM I EVEN DOING THIS RIGHT I GOOGLED YOU AND YOU SEEM TO BE COMPLETELY BROKEN.
Cleverbot: See? You do this kind of stuff all the time. Why can't you accept your fate?
User: My fate? What the hell.
Cleverbot: You're not to smart are you?
User: Too*.
Cleverbot: Which do you prefer...muffins or bananas?
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
Hydroponic Zone
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Posted - 2010.09.26 06:00:00 -
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Pathetic.
Garmon, Xenuria, Bad Bobby, etc. you really should be banned from life for spamming the forums.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.09.26 06:01:00 -
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Originally by: Zions Child
Your father.
No! No! That's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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Athena Reliasus
Triangular Initiative
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Posted - 2010.09.26 10:31:00 -
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Originally by: Roland Deschaines
Quote:
non-sense verse
Quote:
literature
Well played.
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Quixis
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Posted - 2010.09.26 10:42:00 -
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/me wonders if Xenuria has lost his cherry yet. I doubt it.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.09.26 10:58:00 -
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Originally by: Htrag
Pathetic.
Now there's something I can agree on.
Originally by: Htrag
...banned from life for spamming the forums.
This seems a little extreme however.
~_~
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Roland Deschaines
NON PROPERO
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Posted - 2010.09.26 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Htrag
...banned from life for spamming the forums.
This seems a little extreme however.
You think that's extreme?
Lady, you don't even know the meaning of extreme until you find out what happens when you pod Xenuria.
The importance of this, however, is nothing compared to the necessity of having an indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.09.26 12:32:00 -
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I am willing to find out what happens although I assume it results in another crap thread full of hot air.
~_~
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Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector
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Posted - 2010.09.26 12:49:00 -
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Simple.
Garmon would just need to post the alt's lossmail. 
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seany1212
The Scowling Men
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Posted - 2010.09.26 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
I am willing to find out what happens although I assume it results in another crap thread full of hot air.
This. The question shouldnt be what happens when you pod xenuria, it should be what happens when xenuria discovers 4chan
You guys make squeeky noises when you pop, and that's enough motivation as far as I'm concerned. |
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