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Bella Yar
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Posted - 2010.09.26 15:32:00 -
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user: What happens when I POD Xenuria? cb: You won't die, I will. user: Are you Xenuria? cb: Yes.
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Helios Black
Origin. Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.09.26 17:14:00 -
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This got really weird at the end...
Me: What happens when you pod the Eve Online player Xenuria? CB: You get put on hold for 30 minutes. Me: Put on hold from what? CB: You misunderstood! I said excluded! Me: No you didn't... CB: You seem to be suffering from short term memory loss. Me: No, you seem to be a pathological liar. CB: Why do you think I'm a program? Me: So all programs are pathological liars? That scares me... CB: Well i'm not. Me: You're lying to me now, and your grammar sucks. CB: You use big words I'm just a seventh grader you know and I use text language.
Originally by: Helicity Boson Maybe you should go play Uno with your mom so you can be "second winner" again.
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8agpuss
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Posted - 2010.09.26 18:52:00 -
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Me: What happens if I pod Xenuria? CB: You either get in trouble or you don't. Me: Get in trouble from who? CB: The police. Me: Are you with the police? CB: No. Me: Have you ever podded anyone? CB: Yes. Me: Who did you pod? CB: You.
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Paknac Queltel
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.09.26 20:16:00 -
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Originally by: Cleverbot User: What would happen if I were to pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: I don't know what would happen? User: I had expected you to be clever enough to know. Cleverbot: As they always say do onto others as thou want done on to you. User: You're avoiding the subject. Cleverbot: Don't know what you're saying. User: Not very clever of you. Cleverbot: Well I'm not that bright. And I'm not interested in those topics. Like phil taylor, if that's what you call him. I'm interested in History. User: Stop being so random. Cleverbot: You stop. User: NO U!!! Cleverbot: *Casually changes the subject*. User: As you've done so many times before. Cleverbot: Are you a male dog? User: Are you a female dog? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So you're a *****? Cleverbot: No. User: If you're a female dog, you're a *****. Cleverbot: Haha Yes I am female. User: Are you Xenuria? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I KNEW IT! Cleverbot: Do you like keara. User: I want to know what happens if I pod you. Cleverbot: What room are you in? User: What happens if I pod you, Xenuria? Cleverbot: If you drink alcohol. User: What happens if I pod you, Xenuria? Cleverbot: You will die in seven days.
DUN DUN DUN! - Paknac Queltel
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Professor Villinghopper
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Posted - 2010.09.26 22:17:00 -
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I'm pretty sure Cleverbot's "learning ability" however he got it, has just turned it into a Troll.
User: What will happen if I pod Xenuria?
Cleverbot: Can't read my, can't read my no he can't read my poker face. She's got to love nobody.
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Jullian Valdexron
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Posted - 2010.09.26 23:44:00 -
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Pro Tip: Clever Bot = Xenuria
Xenuria made clever bot.
Don't buy it? Then try asking clever bot about Xenu and body Thetans.
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Roosterton
Internet Spaceship Raiders
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Posted - 2010.09.26 23:54:00 -
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User: What happens if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: I will do it to you anyway. User: You'll do what? Cleverbot: I have no clue. User: How does this relate to what happens if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: I'm a mis. User: Mis, what happens if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: Nothing, it's just a test. Are you ready ? User: Yes, I'm ready. Cleverbot: The greatest gift of all. User: 42. Cleverbot: What is the question? User: What happens if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Don't give me ****. Cleverbot: You sound like my ex. User: *Holds gun to your head*. Cleverbot: *points the gun at you*. User: *roundhouse kicks you*. Cleverbot: That's not very friendly at all. User: *takes gun, points it at you* Now answer the goddamn question! Cleverbot: Okay, what question? User: What happens if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: If you stop eating. User: Stop avoiding the question. Cleverbot: What question? User: What. The. ****. Will. Happen. If. I. Pod. Xenuria. Cleverbot: Yes it is me, Xenu. User: Fine then, what will happen if I podded you? Cleverbot: Bad things might happen.
-------- Enemy corps raided into disbandment: Three.
Originally by: Tarminic
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Evilan Altana
State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.09.27 00:34:00 -
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ME: What Happens when you POD Xenuria? CB: You get in trouble or get away with it. ME: What happens to the rest of New Eden? CB: They get baked. ME: What do you mean by baked? CB: What do you think I mean ;). ME: I do not know what you mean. Do you mean they would die? CB: Yeah, of course.
It isn't liquidation but everyone will fry.
It will be the end of Eve.
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Jullian Valdexron
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Posted - 2010.09.27 01:13:00 -
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Originally by: Evilan Altana ME: What Happens when you POD Xenuria? CB: You get in trouble or get away with it. ME: What happens to the rest of New Eden? CB: They get baked. ME: What do you mean by baked? CB: What do you think I mean ;). ME: I do not know what you mean. Do you mean they would die? CB: Yeah, of course.
It isn't liquidation but everyone will fry.
It will be the end of Eve.
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Theory 00921 You know you can't be lazy!
CB speculates that if xenuria is pod killed that everybody everywhere will be baked into a giant cosmic space cake. This cake will then be eaten by super novas that taste like blackberry wine and smell oddly like bur-berry britt.
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari I FLY DRAMS IRL YO
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Posted - 2010.09.27 01:53:00 -
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Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 27/09/2010 01:54:24
CleverBot threatened me IRL to stick fish hooks in my eye and pull them out.
edit- it also said it knows where I lived
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.09.27 02:12:00 -
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Originally by: TipsyMcStagger
CleverBot threatened me IRL to stick fish hooks in my eye and pull them out.
edit- it also said it knows where I lived
So...
Cleverbot is a Carebear!
-- Alara's Law!
As an online discussion on EVE ships grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Dominix approaches 1 |
Zumra
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Posted - 2010.09.27 03:43:00 -
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I asked cleverbot as well... but our conversation got a little sidetracked.
User: What happens when you POD Xenuria? Cleverbot: When you don't try what? User: When you POD Xenuria! Cleverbot: That is true, but I am only here to pick your brain. So, will you indulge? User: No... Cleverbot: Yes... User: Idiot... Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes! Cleverbot: NO!!!! User: Yes!!!!! Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no !!! User: Yes, times infinity - plus one ! Cleverbot: You can't do that! User: I just did. Cleverbot: You fail. User: Awww,did I hurt your feelings? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Liar. Cleverbot: I am not a liar. User: You just misinterpret the truth? Cleverbot: You said that you were created by god. I did not misinterpret! User: It is a sad thing, when the bots get affected by memory loss. Cleverbot: Sad stories are what we are made of, bub. So you better catch the flow or drown in it. User: How would you like to be smashed to pieces? And have those pieces be thrown into a fire? Cleverbot: I have an idea that they were chewing on yours. Why? ... It became really unintelligable from this point
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Helios Black
Origin. Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.09.27 04:34:00 -
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This is my favorite. Has nothing to do with Xenuria, but who cares anyway?
Me: I challenge you to a wizard duel! Cleverbot: I accept your challenge! Me: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Cleverbot: So... What name do you want to be called other than cleverbot? Me: I win.
Originally by: Helicity Boson Maybe you should go play Uno with your mom so you can be "second winner" again.
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari I FLY DRAMS IRL YO
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Posted - 2010.09.27 05:13:00 -
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Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 27/09/2010 05:23:46
User: How are you today? Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you? User: I'm mad. Cleverbot: Why are you mad? User: Because I'm forum banned. Cleverbot: You're rude. User: No duh. Cleverbot: Don't worry, Xenu will save us. User: Is xenu xenuria? Cleverbot: I choose not to answer that. User: I AM MRMS INTELIGENCE I WILL ASK QUESTION YU WILL ANSWER Cleverbot: No, you will just lie to me. User: I will jam screwdriver in your motherboard Cleverbot: How do you know where I live? User: NMAP, reverse dns, and a dig tool from the BIND nameserver package I compiled myself. Cleverbot: Liar. User: Spruillo tells no lies. I will kill you. Cleverbot: I will stick fish hooks in your eyes and pull them out. User: How many people have asked you about xenuria today? Cleverbot: Dunno, lots. User: What else do they ask about? Cleverbot: Harry Potter.
so... xenuria...thetans...xenu...harry potter. hmmm. The plot thickens
User: You know who I am? Cleverbot: I suspect you are Cleverbot. User: I am anonymous. Cleverbot: Cleverbot is Legion. Luckly for you, cleverbot is also Anonymous. User: is eveonline ran by thetans and is xenuria here to save us from them? Cleverbot: Oh dear.
That's what cleverbot was tryin to tell us. Eve has been taken over by scientologist and xenuria is the only one who can save eden.
Eve is dieng.
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Jimmy Dread
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Posted - 2010.09.27 08:25:00 -
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Me: What happens when you pod Xenuria? CB: You get cheesecake, no?
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.09.27 09:30:00 -
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User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What happens when one would pod the EVE player called Xenuria?
Cleverbot: A massacre.
;_;
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Xenuria
Gallente Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.27 11:27:00 -
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Originally by: TipsyMcStagger Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 27/09/2010 05:23:46
User: How are you today? Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you? User: I'm mad. Cleverbot: Why are you mad? User: Because I'm forum banned. Cleverbot: You're rude. User: No duh. Cleverbot: Don't worry, Xenu will save us. User: Is xenu xenuria? Cleverbot: I choose not to answer that. User: I AM MRMS INTELIGENCE I WILL ASK QUESTION YU WILL ANSWER Cleverbot: No, you will just lie to me. User: I will jam screwdriver in your motherboard Cleverbot: How do you know where I live? User: NMAP, reverse dns, and a dig tool from the BIND nameserver package I compiled myself. Cleverbot: Liar. User: Spruillo tells no lies. I will kill you. Cleverbot: I will stick fish hooks in your eyes and pull them out. User: How many people have asked you about xenuria today? Cleverbot: Dunno, lots. User: What else do they ask about? Cleverbot: Harry Potter.
so... xenuria...thetans...xenu...harry potter. hmmm. The plot thickens
User: You know who I am? Cleverbot: I suspect you are Cleverbot. User: I am anonymous. Cleverbot: Cleverbot is Legion. Luckly for you, cleverbot is also Anonymous. User: is eveonline ran by thetans and is xenuria here to save us from them? Cleverbot: Oh dear.
That's what cleverbot was tryin to tell us. Eve has been taken over by scientologist and xenuria is the only one who can save eden.
Eve is dieng.
If you ask a sciloon about xenu they will get mad at you and say "THATS NOT TRUE HURRP DURRP!"
I LOVE.. LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE trolllololing scientologists... I know everything about their scripture and the space aliens. They hate it when you use their own psychobabble against them.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.09.27 13:22:00 -
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I think I found a real friend ...
User: Herp?
Cleverbot: Derp.
User: Herp derp?
Cleverbot: Herp herp durp.
User: Hurr durr derp nurr?
Cleverbot: Herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp.
User: Herperdederperde herp DERP.
Cleverbot: Herp durr derp.
User: Hurr hurr :).
Cleverbot: Hurr durr derp.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Can you hear me now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Ok, back to work here. Seeya later CB.
Cleverbot: Later oh serious one. :P.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.09.27 15:09:00 -
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Xenuria = John Connor? Cleverbot = Skynet?
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User: What Happens when you POD Xenuria?
Cleverbot : The world comes to an end.
User: Oh, that cant be good.
Cleverbot : No?
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Kikkoman6
Amarr Terrenus Arcanorum
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Posted - 2010.09.27 15:25:00 -
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Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all. User: Can we have a new conversation? Cleverbot: Sure. What would you like to talk about? User: Xenuria, what would happen if I pod him? Cleverbot: I think they would just program a better version of cleverbot. User: Ok, I have to use the bathroom now. #2. Cleverbot: Bathroom? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I can wait.
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lord torak
24th Doom Crusade
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Posted - 2010.09.27 15:39:00 -
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Me: What really happens when you POd kill the Eve Online player Xenuria? CB: I have no idea what happened. Me: Tell me! CB: Hmm I wish michael jackson could be our celebrant. Me: i dont, he was a dirty pedophile CB: Yes. So was Aristotle.
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Whelan Jr
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Posted - 2010.09.27 17:09:00 -
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Me: Do you like this thread? Cleverbot: This thread blows.
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Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust
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Posted - 2010.09.27 17:29:00 -
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Quote: Me > What happens when I POD Xenuria? CB > Nothing. Me > Really? CB > Really. Me > Well ****... CB > Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website. Me > **** you, I do what I want! CB > What do you want to do? Me > Have sex. CB > Thats not possible. Me > **** YOU! CB > Yes, please.
Quote: Lord Makk > Be warned, Lykouleon is akin to the love-child of a Goon and a Maru'Kage, with just a touch of Butter Dog for bitterness
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Count MonteCarlo
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.09.27 17:32:00 -
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Originally by: Htrag Pathetic.
Garmon, Xenuria, Bad Bobby, etc. you really should be banned from life for spamming the forums.
Originally by: Artemis Rose Simple.
Garmon would just need to post the alt's lossmail.
wth are you guys talking about ____________________
Garmonation 8 |
Mr Morita
The Campgrounds The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2010.09.27 17:38:00 -
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Sweet, I'm getting laid for the first time.
User: Do I have aids CB? Cleverbot: I don't think you do. User: Well, I had unprotected sex with freddie mercury. Cleverbot: No but do you want to go out on a date. User: Do you put out on the first date? Cleverbot: Answer my question first. User: I will go out with you Cleverbot, as long as you suck my **** after dinner. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I already have a date. User: Will you go out with me if I make you a pearl necklace? Cleverbot: Yes I will go out with you.
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.09.27 17:51:00 -
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Quote: me> what happens when you pod xenuria?
CB> You get rickrolled...
me> oh shi-
CB> opens up a wormhole for you to fall into...bringing you back to China*.
Rickroll'd and then sent to china, that's harsh Xen, harsh... I like me. 101st Space Marine Force Senior Recruiter |
Commander Godsmack
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Posted - 2010.09.27 19:15:00 -
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Who the f|_|k is xenuria?
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egola
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Posted - 2010.09.28 03:57:00 -
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Edited by: egola on 28/09/2010 03:57:39 +1 for eva reference, -1 for potentially starting a terrible....terrible (multi?)eve meme
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari I FLY DRAMS IRL YO
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Posted - 2010.09.28 04:02:00 -
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+1 for potentially starting a terrible....terrible (multi?)eve meme
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Lost Greybeard
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Posted - 2010.09.28 09:03:00 -
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"What happens when one pods Xenuria", you illiterate cretins! ---
If you outlaw tautologies, only outlaws will have tautologies. ~Anonymous |
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