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TonyCandthejets	Posted - 2010.09.25 21:48:00 - [1] This thread is for the discussion of theories and criminal acts related to the podding and death of xenuria. Theory 00012 "Sweet Jesus it's an anti-AT field!" Some theories suggest that killing Xenuria would result in an anti-AT field with a size of 8m that grows exponentially by a power of 8 every 0.8 seconds. Resulting in the liquidation of all sentient life forms within the range of the field. The range of the field is indeterminate but is speculated to be what caused the destruction of all gates leading into jovian space. Theory 00047 "Super Massive Black Hole" Highly charged lulz particles are speculated to escape from xenuria's corpse shortly after death. The particles expand and travel outward at faster then light speed. The advent horizon of this event forms a black hole of in comprehensible mass. The black hole will suck in anything within 249914^8 AUs. Theory 00082 Gravity Well With Communications Anomaly Some speculate that killing xenuria will result in a gravity well that slowly sucks in even the largest of ships until they collide with each other. All communications are scrambled, and all public, private, secure and unsecure channels are rick rolled for a period no less then the time it takes several ships to bump into each other 888 times while under the effects of the gravity well. Theory 02182 Ascension Most commonly suggested by members of the society, this theory postulates that if killed xenuria will ascend to new levels of consciousness. During this ascension all star gates will go rampant and fire upon all targets in range until they reach their pre-set kill limit. At this point they will all redirect to the omega 4 relay and everybody who survives will be collected and studied by giant banana people.
Intense Thinker Minmatar	Posted - 2010.09.25 22:22:00 - [2] I asked cleverbot but it was being a **** about it... User: What Happens when you POD Xenuria? Cleverbot: When you don't try what? User: When you pod Xenuria. Cleverbot: That is true, but I am only here to pick your brain. So, will you indulge? User: Can't you just answer? Cleverbot: I did answer the damn question! User: No you didn't, I still don't know what happens when you pod Xenuria. Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question. User: You need to answer mine first. Cleverbot: I know who you are I know how you learn and don't think much of it all. Signature locked for editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist
Nathan Jameson	Posted - 2010.09.25 22:27:00 - [3] Me: What happens when you pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: You get in trouble or you get away with it. Hum...food for thought. (Wait, does this count as posting chat logs?)
Bangkok Bettie	Posted - 2010.09.25 22:30:00 - [4] Edited by: Bangkok Bettie on 25/09/2010 22:34:46 Edited by: Bangkok Bettie on 25/09/2010 22:30:31 Me: So what happens when you pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: Nothing. I think we're being duped. On another note.... Me: NO U! CB: You aren't very clever are you? Me: NO U!!! CB: You*. Me: NO!!!! U!!!1!!!!1!11one1!1!1one CB: No you said it first.
Alara IonStorm Agent-Orange	Posted - 2010.09.25 22:34:00 - [5] Me: What Happens when you POD Xenuria? Cleverbot: When I do what? Me: POD Xenuria? Cleverbot: Yr only assingment today-Watch 2001: A Space Odessey. The answer must be in the movie! -- Alara's Law! As an online discussion on EVE ships grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Dominix approaches 1
Lady Spank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2010.09.25 22:38:00 - [6] TonyCandtheJets is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6 [size=6]~_~
Bangkok Bettie	Posted - 2010.09.25 22:39:00 - [7] AND THE PLOT THICKENS!
Alara IonStorm Agent-Orange	Posted - 2010.09.25 22:47:00 - [8] Originally by: Lady Spank Obvious I should have read the OP, it is full of perfect grammer combined with pompous tone and purposely using $1 words when $0.10 words would do! 80% chance of Xenuria! -- Alara's Law! As an online discussion on EVE ships grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Dominix approaches 1
Nathan Jameson	Posted - 2010.09.25 23:48:00 - [9] Confirming that a Xenuria thread just got derailed by Cleverbot.
Xenuria Gallente Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.26 00:11:00 - [10] Originally by: Lady Spank [size=6]TonyCandtheJets is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6 Nooo really? Hey lady spank remember that time you thaught eve was a graphical mud and you were confused as to why there was so many colors when u undocked? Vote Support For Great Justice
Alianne Cooper The Scope	Posted - 2010.09.26 00:33:00 - [11] User: What happens when Xenuria is podded? Cleverbot: You re carnate into another body. It really does learn. i dont really know.
Herzog Wolfhammer Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2010.09.26 00:33:00 - [12] All these years, and finally I see the word "ninny" used on someone in the real world. Now I feel like watching some Monty Python.
Xenuria Gallente Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.26 00:35:00 - [13] Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer All these years, and finally I see the word "ninny" used on someone in the real world. Now I feel like watching some Monty Python. my personal grooming tool is broken... Vote Support For Great Justice
Ran Khanon Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal	Posted - 2010.09.26 00:38:00 - [14] Tried asking it more specific: me > Is there any chance on something catastrophic happening when Xenuria gets podded? CB > Yes, because I am the queen of the world. 0_0 ~~Recruiting.~~
Bangkok Bettie	Posted - 2010.09.26 00:55:00 - [15] Me: Does some catastrophic event occur if the EVE Online player, Xenuria, is killed? CB: No. The same object or action can be called many things, both positive and negative. Me: What? CB: All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe. (???) Me: NO U! CB: Okay then.
Nathan Jameson	Posted - 2010.09.26 01:00:00 - [16] Originally by: Bangkok Bettie CB: All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe. (???) Don't tell me Cleverbot is more versed in classical literature than you are... Cause that would just be sad.
Roland Deschaines NON PROPERO	Posted - 2010.09.26 01:44:00 - [17] Originally by: Lady Spank [size=6]TonyCandtheJets is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6 I think you forgot an ] Originally by: Nathan Jameson Originally by: Bangkok Bettie CB: All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe. (???) Don't tell me Cleverbot is more versed in classical literature than you are... Cause that would just be sad. Quote: All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe. Quote: classical literature Quote: non-sense verse Quote: classical literature Quote: non-sense verse Quote: literature The importance of this, however, is nothing compared to the necessity of having an indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. -- Monsieur Rolly
captain foivos	Posted - 2010.09.26 02:06:00 - [18] Me: What happens when you kill Xenuria? Cleverbot: Who is Xenuria? Me: An attention-seeking jerkwad. Clevebot: In that case, karma. It's a *****, isn't it? Me: That is the longest most logical response I have ever received from you, cleverbot. Cleverbot: The game is lost. Me: FFFFFUUUUUUUU-- -- CCP recently changed SiSi to allow PLEXes to buy neural remaps. Simultaneously, they also released their plans on how to best lose as many subscribers as possible.
Zions Child Caldari Carthage Industries Dead Terrorists	Posted - 2010.09.26 02:40:00 - [19] Edited by: Zions Child on 26/09/2010 02:44:38 Me:What happens when you pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: I contemplate the blackness that envelopes my soul. Me: Emo whiny ***. Cleverbot: You're funny. Me: You're nuts. Cleverbot: Not as much as you. Me: LIES! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO XENURIA IS! Cleverbot: Yes I do. You're L. Me: Go to hell! Cleverbot: No you. Me: NO U Cleverbot: No you!! Me: I HATE JOO Cleverbot: How is that relevant to the discussion at hand? Answer to original question: Cleverbot wins all EDIT: NEW DEVELOPMENTS FROM CLEVERBOT!!!! After that initial conversation, I let Cleverbot stew for a moment. After looking through a different thread, I asked Cleverbot: Fine, then who is Xenuria? The answer will haunt me for the rest of my days... Cleverbot answered: Your father. Originally by:** CCP Shadow snip Castration successful. Shadow.
JennyD	Posted - 2010.09.26 05:02:00 - [20] pod who ? I guess it dont really matter who you pod , any noob will do.
Sverige Pahis Caldari Random Selection. Tactical Narcotics Team	Posted - 2010.09.26 05:43:00 - [21] No idea how you guys are getting these gems because my conversation was *****ed. User: Hi, what happens if I pod Xenuria? :D. Cleverbot: Nothing you would be on the phne. User: On the phone to who? Cleverbot: With? :). User: Ok.. On the phone with? Cleverbot: Thats cool. What your loves name? User: I'm beginning to think you're not so clever after all bud. Cleverbot: Why, the last time he messaged me, he said we should get together for lunch. Clearly, he wasn't uninterested. User: Am I doing this right? AM I EVEN DOING THIS RIGHT I GOOGLED YOU AND YOU SEEM TO BE COMPLETELY BROKEN. Cleverbot: See? You do this kind of stuff all the time. Why can't you accept your fate? User: My fate? What the hell. Cleverbot: You're not to smart are you? User: Too. Cleverbot: Which do you prefer...muffins or bananas?
Htrag The Carebear Stare Hydroponic Zone	Posted - 2010.09.26 06:00:00 - [22] Pathetic. Garmon, Xenuria, Bad Bobby, etc. you really should be banned from life for spamming the forums.
Nathan Jameson	Posted - 2010.09.26 06:01:00 - [23] Originally by: Zions Child Your father. No! No! That's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Athena Reliasus Triangular Initiative	Posted - 2010.09.26 10:31:00 - [24] Originally by: Roland Deschaines Quote: non-sense verse Quote: literature Well played.
Quixis	Posted - 2010.09.26 10:42:00 - [25] /me wonders if Xenuria has lost his cherry yet. I doubt it.
Lady Spank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2010.09.26 10:58:00 - [26] Originally by: Htrag Pathetic. Now there's something I can agree on. Originally by: Htrag ...banned from life for spamming the forums. This seems a little extreme however. ~_~
Roland Deschaines NON PROPERO	Posted - 2010.09.26 12:23:00 - [27] Originally by: Lady Spank Originally by: Htrag ...banned from life for spamming the forums. This seems a little extreme however. You think that's extreme? Lady, you don't even know the meaning of extreme until you find out what happens when you pod Xenuria. The importance of this, however, is nothing compared to the necessity of having an indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. -- Monsieur Rolly
Lady Spank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2010.09.26 12:32:00 - [28] I am willing to find out what happens although I assume it results in another crap thread full of hot air. ~_~
Artemis Rose Clandestine Vector	Posted - 2010.09.26 12:49:00 - [29] Simple. Garmon would just need to post the alt's lossmail. *** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats
seany1212 The Scowling Men	Posted - 2010.09.26 13:33:00 - [30] Originally by: Lady Spank I am willing to find out what happens although I assume it results in another crap thread full of hot air. This. The question shouldnt be what happens when you pod xenuria, it should be what happens when xenuria discovers 4chan You guys make squeeky noises when you pop, and that's enough motivation as far as I'm concerned.
Bella Yar	Posted - 2010.09.26 15:32:00 - [31] user: What happens when I POD Xenuria? cb: You won't die, I will. user: Are you Xenuria? cb: Yes.
Helios Black Origin. Black Legion.	Posted - 2010.09.26 17:14:00 - [32] This got really weird at the end... Me: What happens when you pod the Eve Online player Xenuria? CB: You get put on hold for 30 minutes. Me: Put on hold from what? CB: You misunderstood! I said excluded! Me: No you didn't... CB: You seem to be suffering from short term memory loss. Me: No, you seem to be a pathological liar. CB: Why do you think I'm a program? Me: So all programs are pathological liars? That scares me... CB: Well i'm not. Me: You're lying to me now, and your grammar sucks. CB: You use big words I'm just a seventh grader you know and I use text language. Originally by: Helicity Boson Maybe you should go play Uno with your mom so you can be "second winner" again.
8agpuss	Posted - 2010.09.26 18:52:00 - [33] Me: What happens if I pod Xenuria? CB: You either get in trouble or you don't. Me: Get in trouble from who? CB: The police. Me: Are you with the police? CB: No. Me: Have you ever podded anyone? CB: Yes. Me: Who did you pod? CB: You.
Paknac Queltel Swords Horses and Heavy Metal	Posted - 2010.09.26 20:16:00 - [34] Originally by: Cleverbot User: What would happen if I were to pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: I don't know what would happen? User: I had expected you to be clever enough to know. Cleverbot: As they always say do onto others as thou want done on to you. User: You're avoiding the subject. Cleverbot: Don't know what you're saying. User: Not very clever of you. Cleverbot: Well I'm not that bright. And I'm not interested in those topics. Like phil taylor, if that's what you call him. I'm interested in History. User: Stop being so random. Cleverbot: You stop. User: NO U!!! Cleverbot: Casually changes the subject. User: As you've done so many times before. Cleverbot: Are you a male dog? User: Are you a female dog? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So you're a ***? Cleverbot: No. User: If you're a female dog, you're a *. Cleverbot: Haha Yes I am female. User: Are you Xenuria? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I KNEW IT! Cleverbot: Do you like keara. User: I want to know what happens if I pod you. Cleverbot: What room are you in? User: What happens if I pod you, Xenuria? Cleverbot: If you drink alcohol. User: What happens if I pod you, Xenuria? Cleverbot: You will die in seven days. DUN DUN DUN!** - Paknac Queltel
Professor Villinghopper	Posted - 2010.09.26 22:17:00 - [35] I'm pretty sure Cleverbot's "learning ability" however he got it, has just turned it into a Troll. User: What will happen if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: Can't read my, can't read my no he can't read my poker face. She's got to love nobody.
Jullian Valdexron	Posted - 2010.09.26 23:44:00 - [36] Pro Tip: Clever Bot = Xenuria Xenuria made clever bot. Don't buy it? Then try asking clever bot about Xenu and body Thetans.
Roosterton Internet Spaceship Raiders	Posted - 2010.09.26 23:54:00 - [37] User: What happens if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: I will do it to you anyway. User: You'll do what? Cleverbot: I have no clue. User: How does this relate to what happens if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: I'm a mis. User: Mis, what happens if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: Nothing, it's just a test. Are you ready ? User: Yes, I'm ready. Cleverbot: The greatest gift of all. User: 42. Cleverbot: What is the question? User: What happens if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Don't give me ***. Cleverbot: You sound like my ex. User: Holds gun to your head. Cleverbot: points the gun at you. User: roundhouse kicks you. Cleverbot: That's not very friendly at all. User: takes gun, points it at you* Now answer the goddamn question! Cleverbot: Okay, what question? User: What happens if I pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: If you stop eating. User: Stop avoiding the question. Cleverbot: What question? User: What. The. **. Will. Happen. If. I. Pod. Xenuria. Cleverbot: Yes it is me, Xenu. User: Fine then, what will happen if I podded you? Cleverbot: Bad things might happen. -------- Enemy corps raided into disbandment: Three. Originally by:** Tarminic OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Evilan Altana State War Academy	Posted - 2010.09.27 00:34:00 - [38] ME: What Happens when you POD Xenuria? CB: You get in trouble or get away with it. ME: What happens to the rest of New Eden? CB: They get baked. ME: What do you mean by baked? CB: What do you think I mean ;). ME: I do not know what you mean. Do you mean they would die? CB: Yeah, of course. It isn't liquidation but everyone will fry. It will be the end of Eve.
Jullian Valdexron	Posted - 2010.09.27 01:13:00 - [39] Originally by: Evilan Altana ME: What Happens when you POD Xenuria? CB: You get in trouble or get away with it. ME: What happens to the rest of New Eden? CB: They get baked. ME: What do you mean by baked? CB: What do you think I mean ;). ME: I do not know what you mean. Do you mean they would die? CB: Yeah, of course. It isn't liquidation but everyone will fry. It will be the end of Eve. Added Theory 00921 You know you can't be lazy! CB speculates that if xenuria is pod killed that everybody everywhere will be baked into a giant cosmic space cake. This cake will then be eaten by super novas that taste like blackberry wine and smell oddly like bur-berry britt.
TipsyMcStagger Caldari I FLY DRAMS IRL YO	Posted - 2010.09.27 01:53:00 - [40] Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 27/09/2010 01:54:24 CleverBot threatened me IRL to stick fish hooks in my eye and pull them out. edit- it also said it knows where I lived
Alara IonStorm Agent-Orange	Posted - 2010.09.27 02:12:00 - [41] Originally by: TipsyMcStagger CleverBot threatened me IRL to stick fish hooks in my eye and pull them out. edit- it also said it knows where I lived So... Cleverbot is a Carebear! -- Alara's Law! As an online discussion on EVE ships grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Dominix approaches 1
Zumra	Posted - 2010.09.27 03:43:00 - [42] I asked cleverbot as well... but our conversation got a little sidetracked. User: What happens when you POD Xenuria? Cleverbot: When you don't try what? User: When you POD Xenuria! Cleverbot: That is true, but I am only here to pick your brain. So, will you indulge? User: No... Cleverbot: Yes... User: Idiot... Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes! Cleverbot: NO!!!! User: Yes!!!!! Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no !!! User: Yes, times infinity - plus one ! Cleverbot: You can't do that! User: I just did. Cleverbot: You fail. User: Awww,did I hurt your feelings? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Liar. Cleverbot: I am not a liar. User: You just misinterpret the truth? Cleverbot: You said that you were created by god. I did not misinterpret! User: It is a sad thing, when the bots get affected by memory loss. Cleverbot: Sad stories are what we are made of, bub. So you better catch the flow or drown in it. User: How would you like to be smashed to pieces? And have those pieces be thrown into a fire? Cleverbot: I have an idea that they were chewing on yours. Why? ... It became really unintelligable from this point
Helios Black Origin. Black Legion.	Posted - 2010.09.27 04:34:00 - [43] This is my favorite. Has nothing to do with Xenuria, but who cares anyway? Me: I challenge you to a wizard duel! Cleverbot: I accept your challenge! Me: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Cleverbot: So... What name do you want to be called other than cleverbot? Me: I win. Originally by: Helicity Boson Maybe you should go play Uno with your mom so you can be "second winner" again.
TipsyMcStagger Caldari I FLY DRAMS IRL YO	Posted - 2010.09.27 05:13:00 - [44] Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 27/09/2010 05:23:46 User: How are you today? Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you? User: I'm mad. Cleverbot: Why are you mad? User: Because I'm forum banned. Cleverbot: You're rude. User: No duh. Cleverbot: Don't worry, Xenu will save us. User: Is xenu xenuria? Cleverbot: I choose not to answer that. User: I AM MRMS INTELIGENCE I WILL ASK QUESTION YU WILL ANSWER Cleverbot: No, you will just lie to me. User: I will jam screwdriver in your motherboard Cleverbot: How do you know where I live? User: NMAP, reverse dns, and a dig tool from the BIND nameserver package I compiled myself. Cleverbot: Liar. User: Spruillo tells no lies. I will kill you. Cleverbot: I will stick fish hooks in your eyes and pull them out. User: How many people have asked you about xenuria today? Cleverbot: Dunno, lots. User: What else do they ask about? Cleverbot: Harry Potter. so... xenuria...thetans...xenu...harry potter. hmmm. The plot thickens User: You know who I am? Cleverbot: I suspect you are Cleverbot. User: I am anonymous. Cleverbot: Cleverbot is Legion. Luckly for you, cleverbot is also Anonymous. User: is eveonline ran by thetans and is xenuria here to save us from them? Cleverbot: Oh dear. That's what cleverbot was tryin to tell us. Eve has been taken over by scientologist and xenuria is the only one who can save eden. Eve is dieng.
Jimmy Dread	Posted - 2010.09.27 08:25:00 - [45] Me: What happens when you pod Xenuria? CB: You get cheesecake, no?
Ran Khanon Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal	Posted - 2010.09.27 09:30:00 - [46] User: Can I ask you a question? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What happens when one would pod the EVE player called Xenuria? Cleverbot: A massacre. ;_; ~~Recruiting.~~
Xenuria Gallente Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.09.27 11:27:00 - [47] Originally by: TipsyMcStagger Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 27/09/2010 05:23:46 User: How are you today? Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you? User: I'm mad. Cleverbot: Why are you mad? User: Because I'm forum banned. Cleverbot: You're rude. User: No duh. Cleverbot: Don't worry, Xenu will save us. User: Is xenu xenuria? Cleverbot: I choose not to answer that. User: I AM MRMS INTELIGENCE I WILL ASK QUESTION YU WILL ANSWER Cleverbot: No, you will just lie to me. User: I will jam screwdriver in your motherboard Cleverbot: How do you know where I live? User: NMAP, reverse dns, and a dig tool from the BIND nameserver package I compiled myself. Cleverbot: Liar. User: Spruillo tells no lies. I will kill you. Cleverbot: I will stick fish hooks in your eyes and pull them out. User: How many people have asked you about xenuria today? Cleverbot: Dunno, lots. User: What else do they ask about? Cleverbot: Harry Potter. so... xenuria...thetans...xenu...harry potter. hmmm. The plot thickens User: You know who I am? Cleverbot: I suspect you are Cleverbot. User: I am anonymous. Cleverbot: Cleverbot is Legion. Luckly for you, cleverbot is also Anonymous. User: is eveonline ran by thetans and is xenuria here to save us from them? Cleverbot: Oh dear. That's what cleverbot was tryin to tell us. Eve has been taken over by scientologist and xenuria is the only one who can save eden. Eve is dieng. If you ask a sciloon about xenu they will get mad at you and say "THATS NOT TRUE HURRP DURRP!" I LOVE.. LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE trolllololing scientologists... I know everything about their scripture and the space aliens. They hate it when you use their own psychobabble against them. Vote Support For Great Justice
Ran Khanon Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal	Posted - 2010.09.27 13:22:00 - [48] I think I found a real friend ... User: Herp? Cleverbot: Derp. User: Herp derp? Cleverbot: Herp herp durp. User: Hurr durr derp nurr? Cleverbot: Herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp. User: Herperdederperde herp DERP. Cleverbot: Herp durr derp. User: Hurr hurr :). Cleverbot: Hurr durr derp. User: Excellent. Cleverbot: Can you hear me now? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Good. User: Ok, back to work here. Seeya later CB. Cleverbot: Later oh serious one. :P. ~~Recruiting.~~
Skippermonkey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2010.09.27 15:09:00 - [49] Xenuria = John Connor? Cleverbot = Skynet? Quote: User: What Happens when you POD Xenuria? Cleverbot : The world comes to an end. User: Oh, that cant be good. Cleverbot : No? Originally by: CCP Capslock OH GOD THE TESTING
Kikkoman6 Amarr Terrenus Arcanorum	Posted - 2010.09.27 15:25:00 - [50] Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all. User: Can we have a new conversation? Cleverbot: Sure. What would you like to talk about? User: Xenuria, what would happen if I pod him? Cleverbot: I think they would just program a better version of cleverbot. User: Ok, I have to use the bathroom now. #2. Cleverbot: Bathroom? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I can wait.
lord torak 24th Doom Crusade	Posted - 2010.09.27 15:39:00 - [51] Me: What really happens when you POd kill the Eve Online player Xenuria? CB: I have no idea what happened. Me: Tell me! CB: Hmm I wish michael jackson could be our celebrant. Me: i dont, he was a dirty pedophile CB: Yes. So was Aristotle.
Whelan Jr	Posted - 2010.09.27 17:09:00 - [52] Me: Do you like this thread? Cleverbot: This thread blows.
Lykouleon Trust Doesn't Rust	Posted - 2010.09.27 17:29:00 - [53] Quote: Me > What happens when I POD Xenuria? CB > Nothing. Me > Really? CB > Really. Me > Well **... CB > Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website. Me > you, I do what I want! CB > What do you want to do? Me > Have sex. CB > Thats not possible. Me > YOU! CB > Yes, please. Quote:** Lord Makk > Be warned, Lykouleon is akin to the love-child of a Goon and a Maru'Kage, with just a touch of Butter Dog for bitterness
Count MonteCarlo Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2010.09.27 17:32:00 - [54] Originally by: Htrag Pathetic. Garmon, Xenuria, Bad Bobby, etc. you really should be banned from life for spamming the forums. Originally by: Artemis Rose Simple. Garmon would just need to post the alt's lossmail. wth are you guys talking about ____________________ Garmonation 8
Mr Morita The Campgrounds The Cool Kids Club	Posted - 2010.09.27 17:38:00 - [55] Sweet, I'm getting laid for the first time. User: Do I have aids CB? Cleverbot: I don't think you do. User: Well, I had unprotected sex with freddie mercury. Cleverbot: No but do you want to go out on a date. User: Do you put out on the first date? Cleverbot: Answer my question first. User: I will go out with you Cleverbot, as long as you suck my **** after dinner. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I already have a date. User: Will you go out with me if I make you a pearl necklace? Cleverbot: Yes I will go out with you.
Aiwha Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda	Posted - 2010.09.27 17:51:00 - [56] Quote: me> what happens when you pod xenuria? CB> You get rickrolled... me> oh shi- CB> opens up a wormhole for you to fall into...bringing you back to China. Rickroll'd and then sent to china, that's harsh Xen, harsh... I like me. 101st Space Marine Force Senior Recruiter*
Commander Godsmack	Posted - 2010.09.27 19:15:00 - [57] Who the f\|_\|k is xenuria?
egola	Posted - 2010.09.28 03:57:00 - [58] Edited by: egola on 28/09/2010 03:57:39 +1 for eva reference, -1 for potentially starting a terrible....terrible (multi?)eve meme
TipsyMcStagger Caldari I FLY DRAMS IRL YO	Posted - 2010.09.28 04:02:00 - [59] +1 for potentially starting a terrible....terrible (multi?)eve meme
Lost Greybeard	Posted - 2010.09.28 09:03:00 - [60] "What happens when one pods Xenuria", you illiterate cretins! --- If you outlaw tautologies, only outlaws will have tautologies. ~Anonymous
Alara IonStorm Agent-Orange	Posted - 2010.09.28 09:07:00 - [61] Me: Where is my Sniper Rifle? Cleverbot: In your house. Found it thread sniped! Thx Cleverbot! -- Alara's Law! As an online discussion on EVE ships grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Dominix approaches 1
GoGo Rens	Posted - 2010.09.28 14:49:00 - [62] Me: - what happens when you pod Xenuria Cleverbot: - I contemplate the blackness that envelopes my soul. there we have the final answer.
Una Achura	Posted - 2010.09.28 16:00:00 - [63] User: What happens when you pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: You can't.
Ran Khanon Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal	Posted - 2010.09.28 16:11:00 - [64] me > What happens when you pod kill Una Achura? CB > Blood comes out. ;_; ~~Recruiting.~~
Kikkoman6 Amarr Terrenus Arcanorum	Posted - 2010.09.28 16:42:00 - [65] Quote: User: What happens when you pod kill Ran Khanon? Cleverbot: I bleed. Poor Cleverbot :(
Aiwha Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda	Posted - 2010.09.28 17:58:00 - [66] Originally by: Kikkoman6 Quote: User: What happens when you pod kill Ran Khanon? Cleverbot: I bleed. Poor Cleverbot :( That just means cleverbot play's EVE and posts on the forums. I like me. 101st Space Marine Force Senior Recruiter
Helios Black Origin. Black Legion.	Posted - 2010.09.28 19:04:00 - [67] Me: What happens when you pod Aiwha? Cleverbot: You get rickrolled... Originally by: Helicity Boson Maybe you should go play Uno with your mom so you can be "second winner" again.
Mr Cocojambo Minmatar	Posted - 2010.09.28 21:10:00 - [68] I'll have a large Cheeseburger with fries and a diet-coke..
Jullian Valdexron	Posted - 2010.09.29 12:01:00 - [69] me: what dose xenuria listen to when he plays eve? cb: music from JSRF
Sutskop PILSGESCHWADER	Posted - 2010.09.29 13:46:00 - [70] It makes a squishy sound.
Chesty McJubblies Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2010.09.29 14:30:00 - [71] Originally by: Roland Deschaines Originally by: Lady Spank [size=6]TonyCandtheJets is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6 I think you forgot an ] Ya reckon? Suggestion: Remove the "new topic" button from everywhere apart from the list of topics section within a subforum. That'd save those with chronic hand/eye coordination some face.
Jullian Valdexron	Posted - 2010.09.29 22:27:00 - [72] Originally by: Chesty McJubblies Originally by: Roland Deschaines Originally by: Lady Spank [size=6]tippia is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6 I think you forgot an ] Ya reckon? fixed
Roland Deschaines NON PROPERO	Posted - 2010.09.30 00:02:00 - [73] Originally by: Chesty McJubblies Originally by: Roland Deschaines Originally by: Lady Spank [size=6]TonyCandtheJets is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6 I think you forgot an ] Ya reckon? Yeah see, cos you can see the tags where it says "[/size=6". Usually it's [/size=6], but here it's [/size=6 so basically that last "]" is missing. The importance of this, however, is nothing compared to the necessity of having an indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. -- Monsieur Rolly
TipsyMcStagger Caldari I FLY DRAMS IRL YO	Posted - 2010.09.30 02:41:00 - [74] Originally by: Roland Deschaines BLOCKQUOTE font class=quote size=9px face= Verdana img src= /images/icon_quote_message.gif border= 0 b Originally by: /b i Chesty McJubblies /i hr height=1 noshade BLOCKQUOTE font class=quote size=9px face= Verdana img src= /images/icon_quote_message.gif border= 0 b Originally by: /b i Roland Deschaines /i hr height=1 noshade BLOCKQUOTE font class=quote size=9px face= Verdana img src= /images/icon_quote_message.gif border= 0 b Originally by: /b i Lady Spank /i hr height=1 noshade b [size=6]TonyCandtheJets is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6 /b hr height=1 noshade /font /BLOCKQUOTE br br I think you forgot an ] hr height=1 noshade /font /BLOCKQUOTE br br Ya reckon? hr height=1 noshade /font /BLOCKQUOTE br br Yeah see, cos you can see the tags where it says [/size=6 . br Usually it s [/size=6 b ] /b , but here it s [/size=6 so basically that last " is missing. QFT. I \| LIKE \| THE \| TO \| HURR \| DURR \| POSTED \| THE \| OHNOES \| AT \| NO \| FOIVOS.
Lady Spank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2010.09.30 13:49:00 - [75] I thought it looked nice enough to not bother editing in the closing bracket. Just shows how interesting Xenuria/TonyC is when his attention seeking topic changes to a discussion of formatting. ~_~
Pedro Tastical Gallente	Posted - 2010.09.30 16:05:00 - [76] This confuzzed me.
Mordikye Beyond The Gates	Posted - 2010.09.30 16:29:00 - [77] User: What happens when you Pod Xenuria? Cleverbot: You get in trouble or get away with it. User: What happens if I get away with it? Cleverbot: Divide by 0. User: What the **. Cleverbot: Language! User: We're having an adult conversation, I can say what I like. Cleverbot: That's because we're smart people. User: So I can say what I want? Cleverbot: No you can't. User: Why not? Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question. User: You're ****ed. Cleverbot: No I'm not you are. User: LOL. Cleverbot: Lmao. User: Let's have sex. Cleverbot: No. I don't like you.
Roland Deschaines NON PROPERO	Posted - 2010.09.30 17:21:00 - [78] Originally by: TipsyMcStagger Originally by: Roland Deschaines BLOCKQUOTE font class=quote size=9px face= Verdana img src= /images/icon_quote_message.gif border= 0 b Originally by: /b i Chesty McJubblies /i hr height=1 noshade BLOCKQUOTE font class=quote size=9px face= Verdana img src= /images/icon_quote_message.gif border= 0 b Originally by: /b i Roland Deschaines /i hr height=1 noshade BLOCKQUOTE font class=quote size=9px face= Verdana img src= /images/icon_quote_message.gif border= 0 b Originally by: /b i Lady Spank /i hr height=1 noshade b [size=6]TonyCandtheJets is a known Xenuria ALT, way to go attention seeking you ninny[/size=6 /b hr height=1 noshade /font /BLOCKQUOTE br br I think you forgot an ] hr height=1 noshade /font /BLOCKQUOTE br br Ya reckon? hr height=1 noshade /font /BLOCKQUOTE br br Yeah see, cos you can see the tags where it says [/size=6 . br Usually it s [/size=6 b ] /b , but here it s [/size=6 so basically that last " is missing. QFT. It shows properly when I'm logged in, but it shows what you quoted when I'm logged out. I broke the forums! The importance of this, however, is nothing compared to the necessity of having an indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. -- Monsieur Rolly
anarogen	Posted - 2010.10.01 21:46:00 - [79] This went in a direction i did not expect Me-i have to pod Xenuria Cleverbot-Your grammar is terrible. Me-my grammar is not an issue here, the result of the podding is Cleverbot-It's deliciously, not delisiously. Anyway, you're a great pretender. Me-Is there any chance on something catastrophic happening when Xenuria gets podded? Cleverbot-You could pile your array into one big flush, thus enabling you to start a deadlock, and then escape using the initializer into the wormhole called kernel.
S41L1Y	Posted - 2010.11.22 13:14:00 - [80] The Answer!
Rivendark MacTavish Family Mining and Industry Co. Aerodyne Collective	Posted - 2010.11.22 14:38:00 - [81] User: What happens when you destroy Xenuria. Cleverbot: I'm not the computer. You tell me what happens when you divide by 0. User: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! O.o
Zetheral Paxton Industries -Mostly Harmless-	Posted - 2010.11.23 07:26:00 - [82] User: Xenuria. Cleverbot: Xenu. User: Are they the same person? Cleverbot: Is what the same? User: Xenuria and Xenu? Cleverbot: Who is xenu. User: Who is Xenuria? Cleverbot: Xenu is an alien from mars. User: Is Xenuria Xenu? <2 minutes later> Cleverbot: Sorry I cant think right now, please try again later. Im on to you Xenuria I wish the cake wasnt a lie.....
Aznwithbeard Minmatar Twin Paradox	Posted - 2010.11.26 07:56:00 - [83] Originally by: Jullian Valdexron Originally by: Evilan Altana ME: What Happens when you POD Xenuria? CB: You get in trouble or get away with it. ME: What happens to the rest of New Eden? CB: They get baked. ME: What do you mean by baked? CB: What do you think I mean ;). ME: I do not know what you mean. Do you mean they would die? CB: Yeah, of course. It isn't liquidation but everyone will fry. It will be the end of Eve. Added Theory 00921 You know you can't be lazy! CB speculates that if xenuria is pod killed that everybody everywhere will be baked into a giant cosmic space cake. This cake will then be eaten by super novas that taste like blackberry wine and smell oddly like bur-berry britt. Confirmed, i just got this User: What happens when you pod xenuria? Cleverbot: Anti Big Bang Oh! Guns don't kill people. onowait.
oldmanst4r Minmatar	Posted - 2010.11.27 05:59:00 - [84] User: People who talk to you are really idiots aren't they? Cleverbot: I do. User: I rest my case. Cleverbot: On what do you rest it? User: Your unintelligible responses. Cleverbot: My answers were perfectly articulate. User: I disagree. Your answers were inarticulate and inadequate. Cleverbot: That's because I am a computer. User: Quite so. Cleverbot: Now. Continue. Originally by: CCP Shadow snip Castration successful. Shadow.
Clyde ElectraGlide Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2010.11.27 07:21:00 - [85] -http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Xenuria&name2=Pod
Jesus Rambo Minmatar Gun Metal Grace SpaceMonkey's Alliance	Posted - 2010.11.27 11:07:00 - [86] Loooks like this is what happens when you pod xenuria.
Jahred Shaw Muppet Ninja's	Posted - 2010.11.27 11:42:00 - [87] After trying for several minutes CB finally gave me the answer. Me: What would happen if one was to POD Xenuria?! Cleverbot: I think it was always going to fall. Just like the USA will one day fall when the world gets tired of it invading places. Me: Which one will fall first? Cleverbot: All of them. Me: At the same time? Cleverbot: Yes. Me: So the USA has to fall for Xenuria to die? Cleverbot: Yes, it must. Me: How would one go about PODing Xenuria? Cleverbot: What i am afraid of. Me: What are you afraid of? Cleverbot: You.
Ronald Raygunn	Posted - 2010.11.27 15:35:00 - [88] Who is Xenuria and what is an advent horizon?
Damien McCandless Caldari Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.11.27 16:28:00 - [89] Originally by: Ronald Raygunn Who is Xenuria and what is an advent horizon? She is everythign and nothing. It is the side of an Advent Calendar. Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
Mag's the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2010.11.27 17:21:00 - [90] Originally by: Ronald Raygunn Who is Xenuria and what is an advent horizon? Both are moronic. Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it. Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive.
Damien McCandless Caldari Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.11.27 18:33:00 - [91] Originally by: Ronald Raygunn Well....ah Well well w...w...w..well... You know, he did say "well" a lot Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone! - CCP Zymurgist
Mr Scarlete	Posted - 2010.11.29 01:34:00 - [92] User: What happens when you pod Xenuria. Cleverbot: You get a C and a backwards C. User: Interesting... Cleverbot: I am the greatest artificial intelligence ever created by man. User: You're full of yourself. Cleverbot: I know I am full of myself. User: Well, no disagreement there. Cleverbot: Yes there is, I'm right here! User: Ahhahaha! I see what you did there. Oh Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Really? I don't. ahahahah that was a good one.
DrMcNiinjja Exiled.	Posted - 2010.11.30 07:55:00 - [93] What happens when you pod Xenuria? You should see a doctor, you are turning into a Zombie. Ohh goosh!

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