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Crimson Elite
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.10.05 20:26:00 -
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Story starts off with me gate camping in a low sec system in domain about a month ago.
Im using multiple accounts, phobos (tackler), megathron (sniper), Abaddon (discobaddon)
Phobos is ontop of the gate, abaddon is on the gate in the path of the direct warp in from the other gate in the system. Megathron is 235km striaght up from the gate.
A arby pilot jumps into the system, and it gets destroyed pretty fast. the arby pilot, starts slowboating back to the gate to highsec in his pod, and i let him go.
Warp out the phobos and megathron, leave the abaddon in place.
while waiting out the GCC i get a convo from the arby pilot:
arby pilot: mind if i come back and get my can?
me: you can try
arby pilot: are you going to try to kill me if i jump back in
me: of course
arby pilot than leaves the convo.
Wait out the GCC and warp the phobos and megathron back into their pistions. a corpie in corp chat chimes up at me, asking for a ship i promised them. The ship he wants is on another toon on the abaddon's account.
So i logg off the abaddon and log on my moros pilot. Oh hey the moros is in the system im gate camping, sweet. i contract him his ship, and check the moros's fit.
3x dual 1000mm rails
sensor booster and tracking comps
tracking enhancers and mag stabs
sniper moros, no tank at all
ahh what the hell i think to myself, its insured, im bored, may as well use the moros for a few kills, it'll be funny.
moros is sitting at a safe outside of d-scan range from the gate, i start aligning it to the mega.
arby pilot than jumps back into the system. lol he came back
he uncloaks in a impairor and starts heading for his arby can. I pin him down with the phobos, and warp the moros in. one volley from the moros at 225km and it explodes. again his pod slowboats to the gate and jumps out.
i warp the moros and phobos out to their safes, and i get another convo from the arby pilot
arby pilot: your going to regret killing me, i just told my uncle whos the ceo of a pvp allience, and they are on their way to kill you and your dread.
me: did you tell them you lost your noob ship by coming back to loot your arby's can, even tho i told you i would try to kill you?
he leaves the convo.
About 30 minutes later i get a convo from some random guy, he tells me the guy i killed is the newphew of the ceo of said pvp allience, and that they were infact coming to get me.
i shrug it off like its nothing, its prolly the arby pilot on a alt trying to scare me or something. plus no one ever comes thru on threats like that. warp phobos back to the gate after GCC finishes. setup moros on a align path to the gate.
So i goto check the map for incoming cyno's, i see two sets of cynos, both making direct lines to my system. ok thats kind of scary, thats when i hear the gate activtion. i close the map and check my screens.
16 in local now, including my 3. crap they must of come in the other gate, hit the d-scan, lots of probes, more gate activations, i start aligning my phobos, as 5 or 6 battleships uncloak, lock and procede to kill my phobos.
oh well thats a lost cause, warp my megathron out to a safe, and switch view to the moros, moros being attack by a slew of ships, including two hics. not good. by this time theres 34 people in local, my phobos pilot been podded.
two cyno's lite up in my moros's safe, and a small armada jumps in. 5 or 6 different alliences, maybe 20 dreads and 15 carriers, one mom.
My untanked moros melts like cheese on a hot burger. i only got a few volleys off on a carrier before exploding.
As i warp my moros pilots pod away, i throw up a GF in local, and gate into the high sec and dock up.
My megathron pilot manages to get his ship out and to high sec and docked up.
arby pilot convos me
arby pilot: PWNED ***** YOU GOT PWNED!!!!!! HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!! lol
Moral of the story?
its all fun and games till someone's newphew losses a noob ship. 
hehe
CE
"Please post in English to ensure effective moderation." -CCP Mitnal |
Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.10.05 20:45:00 -
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Edited by: Ran Khanon on 05/10/2010 20:45:54
**** That is so awesome :D
Classic stuff.
edit: also screens or it didn't happen.
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Jones Bones
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2010.10.05 20:51:00 -
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All of your stories sound fabricated.
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Whelan Jr
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Posted - 2010.10.05 21:08:00 -
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Why does all this jumping from account to account, ship to ship, sound like no fun at all?
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Allant Doran
Amarr
Locus Industries
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Posted - 2010.10.05 21:22:00 -
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Sounds like there should be a fair few killmails related to this story floating around out there. Care to share them?
Otherwise, I'm not really into RP so this topic kinda sucks.
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Sekhmet Orion
Mad-Warping-Maniacs
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Posted - 2010.10.05 21:49:00 -
[6]
You have vivid imagination
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Crimson Elite
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.10.05 22:08:00 -
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i dont really care if anyone belives me or not.
I know that they are real, the people involed in these stories know they are real, and the isk i've gotten/lost is real.
Thats pretty much all that matters to me.
im kind of shocked no one has guessed who i am by now :)
CE
"Please post in English to ensure effective moderation." -CCP Mitnal |
The Crushah
Gallente
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.05 22:32:00 -
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GINGER MAGICIAN!
What do I win?
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Sekhmet Orion
Mad-Warping-Maniacs
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Posted - 2010.10.05 22:36:00 -
[9]
 Originally by: Crimson Elite
i dont really care if anyone belives me or not.
Then why do you post?
If you insist on making up stories please use a sniper ship from 2010. A rail mega at 235km, seriously?
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ISK1machine
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Posted - 2010.10.05 22:56:00 -
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Originally by: Sekhmet Orion
Originally by: Crimson Elite
i dont really care if anyone belives me or not.
Then why do you post?
If you insist on making up stories please use a sniper ship from 2010. A rail mega at 235km, seriously?
Actually the rail Mega fits perfectly in the story of the Op considering he managed to get tackled by BSs in a T2 cruiser and lose a dread in a ss without even attempting to warp it out.
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Crimson Elite
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:03:00 -
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Originally by: Sekhmet Orion
Originally by: Crimson Elite
i dont really care if anyone belives me or not.
Then why do you post?
If you insist on making up stories please use a sniper ship from 2010. A rail mega at 235km, seriously?
what do you doubt about the sniperthron?
its a great sniperboat and im pretty sure alot of people will vouche that it makes a great sniper platform.
as for using a 2010 boat, why would i change something that has worked perfectly for me for many years?
It does what i need it to do, its cheap and effective. Im pretty sure thats win in alot of peoples book.
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Sekhmet Orion
Mad-Warping-Maniacs
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Elite
its a great sniperboat and im pretty sure alot of people will vouche that it makes a great sniper platform.
as for using a 2010 boat, why would i change something that has worked perfectly for me for many years?
It does what i need it to do, its cheap and effective. Im pretty sure thats win in alot of peoples book.
No it's a terrible sniper, and at that range it does the dps of a frigate, but I expect the 400+ people from the corp you ran will be along here to post any second on how you would own in it all day long.
And on that note, you have read C+P, it's full of threads about corp thieves making off with a massive 100mil of loot from corp hanger, yet for some reason no one has mentioned your grand heist. I wonder why that is.
Sweet dreams, EVE fiction is that way ---->
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ISK1machine
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Elite
Originally by: Sekhmet Orion
Originally by: Crimson Elite
i dont really care if anyone belives me or not.
Then why do you post?
If you insist on making up stories please use a sniper ship from 2010. A rail mega at 235km, seriously?
what do you doubt about the sniperthron?
its a great sniperboat and im pretty sure alot of people will vouche that it makes a great sniper platform.
as for using a 2010 boat, why would i change something that has worked perfectly for me for many years?
It does what i need it to do, its cheap and effective. Im pretty sure thats win in alot of peoples book.
Lol you seem pro,surely a drake sitting 40-50km of gate is less efficient than a sniper BS from 200km+.
But on the other hand you lose a HIC while "alligning" from BSs,so a BC alligned 50 km off gate is too "risky".
I think you wanted to make people laugh with your Op,wich in my case happened and i thank you for that.No need to be bitter or try to defend an obvious fail unless your best targets are arbis and noob ships "all these years".
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Crimson Elite
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:23:00 -
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@isk1
i said when i checked the dread it was already tackled - nothing i could do about that
@onion
So your megathron sucks, so everyone else's mega has to too? Im not sure what skills you have or whatever, but if your mega is only pushing out the dps of a frig, you might want to biomass your toon, because you are fail.
please onion cry more into my threads it makes me lol.
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Sekhmet Orion
Mad-Warping-Maniacs
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:32:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Elite
@onion
So your megathron sucks, so everyone else's mega has to too? Im not sure what skills you have or whatever, but if your mega is only pushing out the dps of a frig, you might want to biomass your toon, because you are fail.
please onion cry more into my threads it makes me lol.
CE
I don't fly a sniper mega, and if you played the game called eve you wouldn't either.
This is not crying, this is called calling out a useless gimp, on making useless gimp threads. If you don't like people pulling you up on obvious fabrications, then either stop posting, or produce some credible evidence that you are not just talking out of your butt.
How about the moros loss mail, or perhaps a screen shot of all your t2 bpo's, the name of the corp, or anything.
Until then the only tears in this thread are your own as you realise that you are just a poor little fantasist and no one believes you.
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Crimson Elite
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:34:00 -
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Originally by: Sekhmet Orion
more tears
i must of hit a sensitive spot when i called you onion lol |
Sekhmet Orion
Mad-Warping-Maniacs
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:37:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Elite
Originally by: Sekhmet Orion
more tears
i must of hit a sensitive spot when i called you onion lol
So you admit you have no evidence and in fact were talking out your butt, you could have said that in the first place.
At least you got a little bit of attention, even though it was mostly pity.
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Crimson Elite
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:43:00 -
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Originally by: Sekhmet Orion
even more tears
ooOooOooO onion!
like i said i dont need to provide proof. Take it or leave it. I think secrectly deep down you know its real, and its killing you inside to know that someone had made more isk, than you ever can in your entire eve life.
this little rant of yours in my threads "proof or gtfo" "im not crying" "your crying" is your little way of trying to make yourself feel better.
i hope you enjoy your attention.
CE |
Jack Coutu
Gallente
Canada Corps
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:53:00 -
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Guys they are nerfing Scorch next patch.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.10.05 23:55:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Coutu
Guys they are nerfing Scorch next patch.
Along with the Dramiel? That would be interesting.
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Triple Entendre
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Posted - 2010.10.06 00:25:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Coutu
Guys they are nerfing Scorch next patch.
I read that as 'Scotch' and for a moment was all NOOOOOOOO.
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.10.06 00:50:00 -
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Ctrl+f4
~_~
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ISK1machine
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Posted - 2010.10.06 01:23:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Elite
@isk1
i said when i checked the dread it was already tackled - nothing i could do about that
@onion
So your megathron sucks, so everyone else's mega has to too? Im not sure what skills you have or whatever, but if your mega is only pushing out the dps of a frig, you might want to biomass your toon, because you are fail.
please onion cry more into my threads it makes me lol.
CE
Hey pro Mega sniper go look this up:
1)425 T2 with 3 Cormack(lol) mags and a +5 dmg implant has max 411 and costs a fortune.
2)Crappy T2 fitted drake with max skills makes 411 DPS without implants,tanks sentrys and has 1 med slot free for a sebo or target painter and can actually hit something small and fast moving so you wont have to make a thread in the future about how you lost a HIC to a rifter that MWD orbited at 20 km you till you jumped to empire while flagged.
As you said in the Op when you checked the dread it was tackled and i responded that it makes sense.You obviously have a officer fitter sniper Sniperthron wich makes similar DPS with a T2 drake but tanks nothing.So why bother checking the dread right?
P.S:I dont fly Megas but i hear that blasterthones with 9 km and webs do a good job if a fast tackler is around...just saying
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Crimson Elite
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.10.06 02:08:00 -
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Originally by: ISK1machine
a bunch of fail
try harder, your feeble attempts to troll, are making you look stupid |
Epegi Givo
Amarr
Department of Redundancy Dpt.
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Posted - 2010.10.06 02:25:00 -
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Crimson, you make Lana look like nobility.
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Jones Bones
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2010.10.06 02:50:00 -
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If you're going to make up stories, at least make them entertaining.
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Java Hun
Rockey Mountain Lumber Co.
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Posted - 2010.10.06 03:59:00 -
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Originally by: Sekhmet Orion
And on that note, you have read C+P, it's full of threads about corp thieves making off with a massive 100mil of loot from corp hanger
100mil? Massive?
And you expect us to think you have any idea what you are talking about, YOU SIR ARE MISTAKEN
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I likegirls
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.06 04:46:00 -
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untanked moros. Win
Not immediately docking/jumping out or warping safes in your moros as soon as you see probes. Win
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Messoroz
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.06 05:05:00 -
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Edited by: Messoroz on 06/10/2010 05:06:19
Bravo! You sound like a pro! The losers who came to help that whiner deserve a "I'm a nub" award.
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Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.10.06 05:44:00 -
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Originally by: Sekhmet Orion
Originally by: Crimson Elite
@onion
So your megathron sucks, so everyone else's mega has to too? Im not sure what skills you have or whatever, but if your mega is only pushing out the dps of a frig, you might want to biomass your toon, because you are fail.
please onion cry more into my threads it makes me lol.
CE
I don't fly a sniper mega, and if you played the game called eve you wouldn't either.
*snip*
So all the sniper mega's I see anytime 0.0 gets in a blobby mood are all hallucinations?
I like me
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