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Bob Builderson
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Posted - 2010.10.31 01:35:00 -
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Let's share out stories of insane CEO's
I just joined a corp to do some industry ect. I sarted out in EVE doing almost solely PVP and wanted to try something new. So I saved my money and bought an idustrialist. I was just planning on mining, building things so I join a new corp with 7 or so members in it. Everything starts out normal. Then the CEO stats calling me babe.
This makes me a little uncomfortable because I have a **** irl. So I ignore it for a second then he changes the subject and is offering me director roles and pos's. I'm like arright.. I really don't intend on scamming him buy it seems a bit wierd.
Well chat in corp continues to go normally. Then he asks if I'm a guy and I say yes and that's it for the first day. Today the tone had completelyt changed. He wants my api. Uh oh! It isn't working he says. I make a new one and give it to him. Still doesn't work? Well it's working on my evemon. He searches the forum and finds that I bought the character. (so what right) I was up front about this.
Meanwhile I find out that the other people in corp are all his alts. and they've become silent. All of a sudden I get an ultimatum. "dock now or I'm going to bring some mean ships down and pop you." I'm like wtf... Anyway all I was doing was mining in highsec waiting to buy a pos from him. Threatens to kill me more....
So I say "wtf" try to explain myself... but my resistance is getting low because I'm starting to realize I don't want to be in this corp. Then I just say fine I'm going to just dock up and quit then.
Then I get this mail that say "epic fail" then links the thread where I bougtht the industrialist character and my eveboard page which I had given to him before....
Anyway one of his many characters is xxspikexx and the other is lady blacknova stay away from him
Share your stories about psycho CEOs
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Bob Builderson
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Posted - 2010.10.31 01:37:00 -
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Also yes I made a troll post on this alt before but this post is real YOU CRAZY PEOPLE who are going to check
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Bob Builderson
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Posted - 2010.10.31 01:45:00 -
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Now this after I told him good luck making a normal corp after I joined a new one
Re: Re: here ya go epic fail From: XXSpIkEXX Sent: 2010.10.31 01:42 To: ^^^^^^^^^,
how about i war dec your new corp ? how that sound? see how they like a bought character then
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Malaclypse Muscaria
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Posted - 2010.10.31 01:45:00 -
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This thread is now about incoherently psychotic ex-employees.
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IoWalker
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Posted - 2010.10.31 02:15:00 -
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I'm intrigued by this new psychotic approach to trolling. This is genuinely good.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.10.31 02:21:00 -
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Originally by: IoWalker I'm intrigued by this new psychotic approach to trolling. This is genuinely good.
I concur in your assessment.
Commence the molecular excitement of popcorn molecules.
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Verone
Gallente Veto Corp
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Posted - 2010.10.31 02:45:00 -
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Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob.
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.31 02:53:00 -
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My CEO loses Archons because he puts his Archons in POS shields with the password as "Archon" Signature locked for editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist |
The Crushah
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.31 03:18:00 -
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Edited by: The Crushah on 31/10/2010 03:19:59 I flew with Bellum Eternus for 2 years. I learned many new uses for the word f***.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Warsmiths
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Posted - 2010.10.31 03:28:00 -
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Joe Pheonix
need I say more?
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Pshychotic Pyro
Gallente art of eve Gunmen of the Apocalypse
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Posted - 2010.10.31 03:31:00 -
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Psychotic you say ?
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Selinate
Amarr Wardens of the Void
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Posted - 2010.10.31 04:13:00 -
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yeah... this is pretty much why I don't join random Corps that advertise on the recruitment channel...
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Grimpak
Gallente The Whitehound Corporation The Chamber of Commerce
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Posted - 2010.10.31 04:20:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Joe Pheonix
need I say more?
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Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2010.10.31 04:48:00 -
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I find myself most comfortable in a solo corp because i've yet to meet a CEO i didn't eventually get a wierd vibe from.
Haven't had any of them try to kill me, though.
My Warmest Regards. Prof. Tarantula, Esq. |
Leksi Bar'zuk
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Posted - 2010.10.31 05:04:00 -
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Same poaster who told us a riveting tale of his "freighter" stuck hauling cans at a mining op and being killed by rats while his alliance rofl'd at him from intel channels?
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Bob Builderson
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Posted - 2010.10.31 05:09:00 -
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Originally by: Leksi Bar'zuk Same poaster who told us a riveting tale of his "freighter" stuck hauling cans at a mining op and being killed by rats while his alliance rofl'd at him from intel channels?
I knew someone would do it. See second post.
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CENTUREAN
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Posted - 2010.10.31 08:56:00 -
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I remember when I first started this game. This guy comes in the recruitment channel offering me a cormorant if I joined. At the time a Cormorant to me was like getting a Titan or something. At the time, 10 mill was a lot of isk.
The ceos were terrible at the game and kept getting can-flipped wtfpawned every day. They'd lose battleships to can-flippers and emo rage on vent...It was a shockingly surreal experience.
Basically that is the best part of this game, the grown men emo rage on ventrillo.
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Einar Lightfingers
Nightmare Asylum
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Posted - 2010.10.31 13:14:00 -
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Posting to confirm that I'm psychotic CEO.
Also, posting to confirm that I flew with Bellum too and that word has so many uses now. _______________________ Once a BEE, always a BEE!
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2010.10.31 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob.
Aren't you the CEO?
... oh.
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2010.10.31 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: Verone Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob.
Isn't that a requirement for the job? ùùù ôIf you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡à you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.ö ù Karath Piki |
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar Green-Core The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.10.31 14:25:00 -
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Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Verone Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob.
Isn't that a requirement for the job?
No, but it certainly helps. --Vel
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Roosterton
Internet Spaceship Raiders
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Posted - 2010.10.31 14:30:00 -
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My first corp was This.
I blame it for my bad killboard
Needless to say, we had a terrible CEO. -------- Enemy corps raided into disbandment: Three.
Originally by: Tarminic
OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! |
Blnukem 192
Amarr Creed.
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Posted - 2010.10.31 14:32:00 -
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No no no... THE REAL FAIL HERE IS CCP. The reason your API didn't work is because when you mailed him the info, you forgot that CCP broke copy and pasting, so when he put in the API stuff, it came in wrong.
Blame CCP.
Originally by: CCP Navigator This is really not worthy of a thread.
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.10.31 15:47:00 -
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I would tell you some stories about our psycho CEO but I hear it's not nice to speak about yourself in the 3rd person _
Beginner's ISK making guide | Manufacturer's helper | All about reacting _
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion OWTBS Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.31 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: De'Veldrin
Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Verone Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob.
Isn't that a requirement for the job?
No, but it certainly helps.
No sane person in EvE wants to be a CEO
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Reynolds
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2010.10.31 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Obsidian Hawk
Originally by: De'Veldrin
Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Verone Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob.
Isn't that a requirement for the job?
No, but it certainly helps.
No sane person in EvE wants to be a CEO
Not for long anyway
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2010.10.31 17:44:00 -
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Originally by: Reynolds
Originally by: Obsidian Hawk No sane person in EvE wants to be a CEO
Not for long anyway
On the other hand, no CEO stays sane for long, so it's kind of a self-reinforcing mechanism. ùùù ôIf you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡à you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.ö ù Karath Piki |
Fkn Arson
0ne Percent.
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Posted - 2010.10.31 22:02:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T I would tell you some stories about our psycho CEO but I hear it's not nice to speak about yourself in the 3rd person
Boy do I have some stories when my main was in your corp ;)
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Asarus Atreyu
The Kairos Syndicate Transmission Lost
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Posted - 2010.10.31 22:27:00 -
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I like being CEO.. ----------------------
Interested in a change? Come see what wormhole life offers in LOST-Pub! |
Ringo Jeicha
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Posted - 2010.10.31 23:05:00 -
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Petition for harrasment. --- Braaaiiinnnsssssssssss |
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Agent 42
Gallente Raptor's Rejects
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Posted - 2010.11.01 01:16:00 -
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You're one of the CEO's alts aren't you OP?
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare Hydroponic Zone
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Posted - 2010.11.01 01:43:00 -
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Dunno why but I especially enjoy popping a ship then seeing it belonged to the CEO of their corp.
Perhaps I'm hoping they will put together a little op and come back for revenge.
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Jackuu Bauwaah
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Posted - 2010.11.01 07:25:00 -
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Well until youve had marcus malos you havent seen psychotic ceos
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Rexthor Hammerfists
Caldari Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2010.11.01 10:40:00 -
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I hear Schizophrenia is big in eve with everyone having multiple chars. -
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CCP Soundwave
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.11.01 10:43:00 -
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I quite like Hilmar actually.
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Orion GUardian
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.11.01 10:49:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Soundwave I quite like Hilmar actually.
Did you get a bonus for that post? :P
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Gravemind GER
Caldari Swords OF TYR Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.11.01 11:08:00 -
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Originally by: Orion GUardian
Originally by: CCP Soundwave I quite like Hilmar actually.
Did you get a bonus for that post? :P
he is a Bloody Spai, once he becomes director of ccp he will disband it for the lulz!
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Haansu Rwen
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Posted - 2010.11.01 11:15:00 -
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Originally by: CENTUREAN ... the grown men emo rage ...
Sadly, I experience this on the job IRL. *sighs* Nothing ever changes.
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente Amicus Morte Dead Muppets
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Posted - 2010.11.01 12:57:00 -
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Somewhere there is a vid with Hilmar the ascending angel, but I can't find it.
You'll have to make do with Healthy Carnage Sol: A microwarp drive? In a battleship? Are you insane? They arenÆt built for this! Clear Skies - The Movie
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Caldari Citizen20090217
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Posted - 2010.11.01 13:21:00 -
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ITT: random guy gets kicked out of 1 man (+alts) corp when creepy/horny CEO finds out hes a guy.
Make a "female" alt, try and get recruited, and farm the guy for as much as you can get, 'til he learns theres no wimmin on the internetz.
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Captain Muscles
Caldari Clan Farthammer
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Posted - 2010.11.01 14:20:00 -
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TL;DR - Skip to last sentence.
This is a tale of two CEOs, one with anger issues, the other with multiple-personality disorder from spending too much time in w-space with only his alts to talk to.
So I'm doing some high-sec exploration the other day in Caldari space. After a few hours of getting nothing but a few Dread Guristas Copper Tags (999,997 more and I'll be rich,) I scan down a Guristas Watch.
The first room is full of wrecks, so I head in to the second. There I see mostly wrecks + a Drake working on the (whatever building gives possible faction spawn and escalation.) Being the nice guy I am, I burn in and start applying my DPS as well. Building 'splodes, DG faction frigate appears nearby, I one-shot it, grab the goodies and warp out.
The guy who was running the site (CEO of his corp) convos me and sends me several very sort, FULLY CAPITALIZED sentences along the lines of wtf, u r a ****-bag, we will dec u, etc. He then tells me to have my CEO contact him.
At this point I am laughing so hard I might pee my pants. I wasn't sure what this guy was expecting considering a) Why didn't he just show-info and contact my CEO himself? b) Why would he expect me to tell on myself? c) I am(was) the CEO of my corp.
So I say ok and leave the convo, then invite him to another convo. Before I can type "I hear you are having a problem with one of my corp members," he responds with "HAVE YOUR CEO CONTACT ME" and "GOODBYE" before leaving the convo.
I'm rather dumbfounded at this point, so I appoint my alt CEO. I contact the guy and tell him that Captain Muscles is my good friend's little brother and I will have a talk with him about playing nice and not embarrassing our corp. Five minutes later, we are all friends.
999,996 to go and I'll be rich.
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I'm rather disappointed with the boring, peaceful resolution of the situation, so here are some morals of this story should you catch yourself on either side:
Victim - If your rage has superceded your judgment, you've already lost. Show Info. Knowledge is power. The sole purpose of caps-lock is to alert people that you should not be taken seriously (I'm looking at you, Kanye West.)
Random Jerk - If you want some excitement, don't let your sissy carebear alt handle diplomatic situations.
Both - Make some real friends already, jeez. Alts don't count. ____________________ Captain Muscles sez:
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SabotNoob
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Posted - 2010.11.01 14:55:00 -
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Originally by: CENTUREAN I remember when I first started this game. This guy comes in the recruitment channel offering me a cormorant if I joined. At the time a Cormorant to me was like getting a Titan or something. At the time, 10 mill was a lot of isk.
The ceos were terrible at the game and kept getting can-flipped wtfpawned every day. They'd lose battleships to can-flippers and emo rage on vent...It was a shockingly surreal experience.
Basically that is the best part of this game, the grown men emo rage on ventrillo.
Laaawl! Unbelievable. ____________________
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. |
KaarBaak
Minmatar Seatec Astronomy
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Posted - 2010.11.01 15:13:00 -
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As a member of a 10-man corp, you only have to deal with one psycho...the CEO.
The CEO has to deal with 10 psychos.
It's a race to the nuthouse.
KB
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances. --Herodotus, Histories
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Jason Marshall
Gallente Mad Bombers HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.11.01 15:46:00 -
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On the note of dealing with crazy people.
During my provi days no matter what alliance we were in, I had a diplomat dedicated to nothing but covering my **** ups. =)
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2010.11.01 16:40:00 -
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Why do so many people on the internet think that adding an apostrophe and the letter "s" to a word makes it plural and not possessive? Did that many people fail second grade English class?
Originally by: captain foivos Who would recruit someone named Barakkus?
Wait a minute...
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Baneful
Gallente The 8th Order
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Posted - 2010.11.01 16:47:00 -
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Edited by: Baneful on 01/11/2010 16:49:13 Two Words: Sigarii Kitawa ------------------ I Seem To Have Misplaced My Sig... |
Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2010.11.01 16:54:00 -
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Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Reynolds
Originally by: Obsidian Hawk No sane person in EvE wants to be a CEO
Not for long anyway
On the other hand, no CEO stays sane for long, so it's kind of a self-reinforcing mechanism.
Being a CEO sucks. Too much work for too little reward. I gave up on it after a while. Herding cats is easy compared to that. Fix Rockets in '08 '09 2010 2011 2012?! |
000Hunter000
Gallente Industrial Exploits
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Posted - 2010.11.01 17:03:00 -
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Stop buying chars allready...
But also... Insane ceo's arn't just something in eve. ;-) ________________________________________________
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Ranger 1
Amarr Dynaverse Corporation Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2010.11.01 21:29:00 -
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Hi.
My name is Ranger 1 and I was a psychotic CEO.
I got better, and so can you.
Resign and let someone else have the headaches.
(Yes Fluf, I'm using you to preserve my sanity.) ===== If you go to Za'Ha'Dum I will gank you. |
Desya Dak'ann
Caldari Special Space Marines
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Posted - 2010.11.01 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Soundwave I quite like Hilmar actually.
Is that some kind of thing they force you all to say at CCP. CCP sounds rather like China, have any employees gone missing lately? Rule 7: Thou Shalt not whine. |
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Desya Dak'ann
Caldari Special Space Marines
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Posted - 2010.11.01 23:37:00 -
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Also as my actual reply, I once had a CEO that shoved his mic up his arse, and sounded like a muffled dog. His name be Djlurch Rule 7: Thou Shalt not whine. |
Verx Interis
Amarr SkyNet.
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Posted - 2010.11.01 23:47:00 -
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Edited by: Verx Interis on 01/11/2010 23:56:46 As someone who's been a CEO for 2 weeks now I can now confirm sanity is not a recommended part of the equation. I can feel it seeping from my brain ever so slowly and the number of times I've been up 24+ hours straight cannot be good.
Originally by: SabotNoob Laaawl! Unbelievable.
YOU! You're the one who stole my hair!!! ---- Logins required for this post: 173447 |
Daneo Mistry
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Posted - 2010.11.02 14:07:00 -
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Originally by: KaarBaak
As a member of a 10-man corp, you only have to deal with one psycho...the CEO.
The CEO has to deal with 10 psychos.
It's a race to the nuthouse.
KB
Oh so true! lol like this actually
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Garia666
Amarr T.H.U.G L.I.F.E Talos Coalition
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Posted - 2010.11.02 14:18:00 -
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i am the ceo.. so now stfu and get to work Do not click this ad. |
Jane Griffin
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Posted - 2010.11.02 15:01:00 -
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I remember an old director of mine turned up one day, went to another corp member and whipped his d**k out and put it on his shoulder, my corpie then turned only to get d**k in his face...
Oh ****, that was irl sorry, for serious.
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Roosterton
Internet Spaceship Raiders
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Posted - 2010.11.02 15:22:00 -
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Originally by: Gravemind GER
Originally by: Orion GUardian
Originally by: CCP Soundwave I quite like Hilmar actually.
Did you get a bonus for that post? :P
he is a Bloody Spai, once he becomes director of ccp he will disband it for the lulz!
Hilmar killed his Merlin. -------- Enemy corps raided into disbandment: Three.
Originally by: Tarminic
OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! |
Terminal Insanity
Minmatar Foundation
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Posted - 2010.11.02 15:39:00 -
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Heh It wasnt my CEO, but a guy named DanielJedi (the top FC for Blade) is pretty lulzy
He had me removed from Blade when i overpriced items on the market, (not even true market pvp, just hauling in my own supply and pricing it however).
Quote:
[ 2010.09.21 21:51:00 ] danieljedi > and u shouldnt be making your isk out of market [ 2010.09.21 21:51:06 ] danieljedi > use belts sanctums mining [ 2010.09.21 21:51:14 ] Terminal Insanity > im not a bear =/ [ 2010.09.21 21:51:22 ] Terminal Insanity > i cant stand shooting rats and rocks [ 2010.09.21 21:51:36 ] danieljedi > then go rip off core [ 2010.09.21 21:51:41 ] danieljedi > right [ 2010.09.21 21:51:50 ] danieljedi > when you in local saying help [ 2010.09.21 21:52:06 ] danieljedi > and people go **** that he rips us off all the time let him die [ 2010.09.21 21:52:11 ] danieljedi > you want that [ 2010.09.21 21:52:12 ] Terminal Insanity > well nobody ever sees me calling for help in local because i dont bear in belts lol [ 2010.09.21 21:52:23 ] danieljedi > their will be a time when u need help [ 2010.09.21 21:52:39 ] danieljedi > i 100% garauntee that [ 2010.09.21 21:52:48 ] Terminal Insanity > and thats fine, if people wanna leave me to die thats their choise, i mean i dont float anything that im not willing to lose [ 2010.09.21 21:53:00 ] danieljedi > you have a bad outlook
Quote:
[ 2010.09.21 21:38:02 ] Terminal Insanity > people do! lol i've bought overpriced stuff before as well, but i take it as the price i pay for not being prepaired [ 2010.09.21 21:38:03 ] danieljedi > for example a nyx [ 2010.09.21 21:38:20 ] danieljedi > doesnt work like that in eve [ 2010.09.21 21:38:29 ] danieljedi > people a prepared in diff ways [ 2010.09.21 21:38:35 ] danieljedi > im an fc [ 2010.09.21 21:38:42 ] danieljedi > ally high leadership [ 2010.09.21 21:38:58 ] danieljedi > i have to buy stuff here alot [ 2010.09.21 21:39:13 ] danieljedi > so i can keep you guys roaming and our ally having fun
I offered to remove my items from the market but he was angered that i would just outright remove them, and not continue to seed the market at jita price.
Further funny, the last fleet DJ lead, that i was in... He warped the gang down to a hostile gatecamp. We took heavy losses and so he warps everyone away. Then, with our dimished numbers, he commands the fleet to engage the exact same enemy again. After less then 60 seconds he gives the command to align and warp out, leaving another 10 or so behind. You think thats bad? No, he declares that we've basically lost the fight, and we should just 'go all in' and kill whatever we can. This is with T3's and Command ships still alive.... and he's in a HAC lol
Oh, and then he has a rule where if you lemming ahead of the fleet during a roam, you have to pay isk to him. So they do **** like "best speed to destination" then exactly one jump later "Hold on this gate". Then "continue burning" a few jumps later "hold", deliberatly to make people lemming here and there.
You basically pay for your mistakes in isk, and his mistakes in ships.
I've been living off my market trades for over a year, other then that, i'm all pvp. And then to have him tell me i need to become a carebear...
Nobody else in the blade leadership cared, but DJ runs that alliance like it was his alone. He basically forced my CEO to get rid of me. I know my CEO stuck up for me for a long time, but it got to the point where he was risking having the whole corp thrown out of alliance over me, so i had to leave.
Later, DJ set me to red for the entire alliance lol. He poisoned so many people against me. I returned to the region in a bomber for some ****s and giggles, and upon returning had several players (who were not there when i was) complain about me in local, call me a traitor etc, it was pretty hilarious. Definatly will be going back for some kills later =)
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Venetian Tar
United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.11.02 15:44:00 -
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My CEO is a complete ***got. |
Terminal Insanity
Minmatar Foundation
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Posted - 2010.11.02 15:48:00 -
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Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 02/11/2010 15:53:37 Moar!
The dude is just too hilarious to leave it at that.
He is a fleet commander who does nothing but tell people where to warp. Thats. it.
He will call destinations, and tell people to hold on gates, etc... but when it gets down to crunch time, he's just absent. He will call half of the primaries, and will -NEVER- broadcast the targets.
Oh! and when he becomes bored, he just abandons the fleet, reguardless of where they are. He's abandoned the fleet 30+ jumps from home on several occasions, and then we scramble to find someone to replace him for the journey home. He'll just out of the blue declare that the roam is over, or that its going nowhere, and say he has to log. Gone.
One roam, he had a fleet member set up 50km away from the enemy's gang cloaked, then he gave the command for fleet to warp to that fleet member at 50km range (landing us roughly 100km away from the enemy gang). He then proceeded to cuss and rage on the mic because everyone was in battlecruisers and nobody was in range.
-every- goddamn roam we go on, he would rage several times on the mic, yelling and cussing at people for mistakes (that were usually his)
Anyways yeah, If you're lucky enough to be in a DJ fleet, the best thing you can do is hit audio record button and post that **** on youtube!
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Lady Parity
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.11.02 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Venetian Tar My CEO is a complete ***got.
Shame about his obesity and tiny *****
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Venetian Tar
United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.11.02 15:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Parity
Originally by: Venetian Tar My CEO is a complete ***got.
Shame about his obesity and tiny *****
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Par Anoia
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.11.02 17:16:00 -
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Edited by: Par Anoia on 02/11/2010 17:18:02
Originally by: Louis deGuerre Somewhere there is a vid with Hilmar the ascending angel, but I can't find it.
You're welcome (skip to 29 minutes in)
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Ragga Muffin
Black Serpent Technologies R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.11.02 17:26:00 -
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My CEO is completely insane, but only for about 1 week a month.... makes no sense because there are no women on the interwebs.
"Of all the things I have lost during my life I miss my mind the most." |
Illwill Bill
Svea Rike Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.11.02 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: Terminal Insanity luls
You should totally screw up the market in that station now. I hope you have a JC there.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Great story but you probably want this in CAOD so feel free to post there with your main.
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Terminal Insanity
Minmatar Foundation
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Posted - 2010.11.02 17:40:00 -
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Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 02/11/2010 17:42:36
Originally by: Illwill Bill
Originally by: Terminal Insanity luls
You should totally screw up the market in that station now. I hope you have a JC there.
Oh i do =) thats what my trip was for in the bomber =P I go back every week or so and **** it up here and there
I also cloaked in their ratting systems and shut the whole alliance down for a couple days
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Narisa Bithon
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.11.02 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Leksi Bar'zuk Same poaster who told us a riveting tale of his "freighter" stuck hauling cans at a mining op and being killed by rats while his alliance rofl'd at him from intel channels?
thats crap...... freighters CANNOT empty cans in space only at a pos or station.
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ceaon
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Posted - 2010.11.02 18:22:00 -
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Originally by: Gravemind GER
Originally by: Orion GUardian
Originally by: CCP Soundwave I quite like Hilmar actually.
Did you get a bonus for that post? :P
he is a Bloody Spai, once he becomes director of ccp he will disband it for the lulz!
that should be and also awesome
Originally by: CCP Adida The male thread was locked because the discussion turned into transsexuals and man boobs.
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CoffinBait
Star Frontiers Talos Coalition
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Posted - 2010.11.02 18:37:00 -
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I love my CEO. He's so warm and fluffy when he puts the POS guns on corp-thieves!
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Illwill Bill
Svea Rike Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.11.02 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Oh i do =) thats what my trip was for in the bomber =P I go back every week or so and **** it up here and there
I also cloaked in their ratting systems and shut the whole alliance down for a couple days
Meh that will never work! They'll just start trading to make ISK. Owai...
Originally by: CCP Navigator Great story but you probably want this in CAOD so feel free to post there with your main.
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Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2010.11.02 19:18:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker My CEO loses Archons because he puts his Archons in POS shields with the password as "Archon"
oh wow, that is so much more fun the nth time I hear it
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kiki mo
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.11.02 19:35:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker My CEO loses Archons because he puts his Archons in POS shields with the password as "Archon"
Where? evemail me!
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Katsina
Gallente The Knights Templar R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.11.02 20:08:00 -
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Our CEO is Dutch, pity us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpCtwl9Y-HU
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cragz
Caldari Incidental Damage -Mostly Harmless-
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Posted - 2010.11.02 20:09:00 -
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LOL cant believe i didnt see this thread sooner. I wonder if those two chars mentioned in the first post are more alts of Cheeseburger Jesus and Blessed Mary.
Those were two crack-pots who decced my last (new) corp all because they had something against my CEO who had previously bought that perticualr char.
There really is some sad fcks who play this game thats for sure !
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Benglada
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2010.11.02 22:39:00 -
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One time in a small mission corp of about 60 people, about 15 of us logged in to find we had been kicked from the corp. When we asked why he simply replied "YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID" and blocked us
wut. ---------------------------
Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
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Verx Interis
Amarr SkyNet.
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Posted - 2010.11.03 08:18:00 -
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Originally by: Benglada One time in a small mission corp of about 60 people, about 15 of us logged in to find we had been kicked from the corp. When we asked why he simply replied "YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID" and blocked us
wut.
That happened to me once, more or less.. except it was just me, they ganked me, then kicked me from corp. ---- Logins required for this post: 188321 |
Mallikanth
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Posted - 2010.11.03 09:27:00 -
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Our CEO is great
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Rheige Bladewhisper
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Posted - 2010.11.03 14:12:00 -
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Our CEO is...
Wait, I actually only joined this corp because of a 0 percent tax rate when asked at random to join it. So I'm not even sure who the CEO is.
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Tarac Nor
Caldari Invictus Australis BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.11.03 14:20:00 -
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I was ceo all of 30 seconds in my last major corp, and everyone hated me
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Smokin Phil
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Posted - 2010.11.03 17:11:00 -
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wat iz ceo????????
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Ghoest
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Posted - 2010.11.03 18:39:00 -
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There are plenty of leaders of small corps who are quite normal and balanced.
Probably half of large successful corps(maybe 1/3 maybe 2/3) are run by normal well balanced people. But psychosis + bravado can take you a long way in EVE indeed.
Wherever you went - Here you are.
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Avernus
Gallente Imperium Technologies Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2010.11.05 11:03:00 -
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Originally by: Ranger 1 Hi.
My name is Ranger 1 and I was a psychotic CEO.
I got better, and so can you.
Resign and let someone else have the headaches.
(Yes Fluf, I'm using you to preserve my sanity.)
I too have followed this path in order to preserve my sanity.
The voices tell me it was the right thing to do.
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Tobias Sjodin
Ore Mongers BAT PHONE
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Posted - 2010.11.05 11:24:00 -
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In many cases the CEO is the product of his corporation, how his members behave, et cetera. Few realize the responsibilities that a CEO has, because they have never been CEO. They've been directors and think that is the same thing, but in most cases I really doubt it.
If you have members that support the corporation and together help create the atmosphere that is desired (usually set by CEO-guidelines and a shared agreement) and everyone agrees to mostly follow those guidelines, then it is easier. However as the corporation grows larger, and with recruitment, it becomes more and more of a chore to deal with things like that. I know some CEO's just ignore deviants and 24/7 solo-players, but doing that can lower morale if it becomes known that certain members won't help out/participate/support their corp at all.
In some sense I can understand how it can be required to be a bit psychotic/insane to be a CEO, because under some situations I've been there, and it has got all to do with human relations. If the chemistry isn't there, if you do not have do'ers in your corp, if several people are singlemindedly occupied with playing as if the corp is unimportant; then it becomes a chore. Sometimes it is because of a bad CEO, sometimes because of how individuals treat corporations and playing this game (eg. as if it was a single player experience).
After a while members build up a resistance to "being instructed what to do and when", and it becomes more and more difficult to get through to some members. If you have a system of delegation and it's not only you barking out orders (multiple channels of influence is important or eventually you will be filtered out by some or many). If you do not have a system of delegation, then it also will lead to the cessation of cohesion in the corporation - because some will adhere to what you are doing (low participation) and some will simply be "AFK" because they :cba:. Which probably will result in a CEO that starts yelling and barking and being generally psychotic.
I think people should love their CEO's more.
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